Had a dream the other night where I torrented a leaked cut and it sucked and the internet went crazy
What if its just like the prequels all over again?
I couldn't handle that /tv/
>>63282108
Will RLM review SW TFA via Plinkett or Half in the Bag?
>3 posts
>2 posters
Imagine being so pathetic.
>>63282206
theyre probably gonna review another thing on half in the bag real quick so star wars can be episode 100
the plinkett reviews are very dependent on clips from the movie itself
They should review Spector and Jobs first
Well anons
Have you worked out how you're going to get around the no singles policy?
>>63282651
I'm going with my brother, mother and girlfriend.
So yeah, think i'll be ok.YOU FUCKING NEEEET FREAK REEE REEE REEEEEEEE
>>63282108
seek help
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>>63282651
I'm formulating a detailed plan as we speak. I almost have the map drawn out.
>>63282750
I'm still at the draft stage, getting nervous now that people are saying it's only two weeks away. It's like Christmas shopping all over again
I hope I don't die in the theater
>>63282651
I'm taking my gf... why don't you?
>>63282979
I plan on bribing a group of normies to let me walk in with them. As long as I can get past the initial singles checkpoint outside the entrance to the theater, I think I'm good. But I'm still super anxious; I'll probably do some vodka shots to calm myself before the mission is a go.
>>63283023
who /openingdayinamericahopeidon'tgetfuckingkilled/ here
>>63282651
I'm gonna take your mother.
>>63282206
They will never make another plinkett, the only thing that matters on RLM.
>>63283083
>you will never force your girlfriend to watch this train wreck of a film with you
>>63282206
Probably both. Plinkett will be 6 months to a year later though
>>63283223
nerd chic is in now. Most sluts will pretend to like it because it's cool.
>>63282675
gee that sounds like a barrel of laughs
are you sure you want to take your amiga toy out with you and pay for another ticket?
>>63283253
Ugh. You're right, aren't you? There are going to be dickshits in line saying 'I love Star Wars, I'm sure a nerd'
>>63282274
ur so senpai lol
>>63282206
HitB when it comes out in theaters. Plinkett when it comes out on blu-ray for clips and behind the scenes analsis.
>>63282108
Fucking space cop what ever the fuck tax evasion scam has been completed? where the fuck are the Matrix, lotr and all the other reviews ?
>>63282979
>went to see Titanic alone as a kid
>was the first showing so the place was packed with a huge line
>I got in line unaware I had no chance to get in
>group of people approach me and ask if I'm gonna see the movie and if I'm alone
>answer "yes"
>they explain how one of their friends didn't show and if I wanted to buy the ticket
>I do it
>they ask me to go in with them
>we get in I try to wander off as we enter the place
>they tell me the tickets have seats and I should join them because it's gonna be packed and I won't have a seat
>I do
>sitting somewhere in between 5-6 of these people
>place is absolutely packed with people even standing up on stairs
>I get thirsty
>reach in my overly large coat and pull out the soda I brought from home cause mom didn't want to give me extra money
>few minutes later I reach in from the popcorn that was also made by mom
>watch and enjoy the movie
>stay during the credits as people just to see the Celine Dion song
>>63282651
>no singles policy
We don't have these kind of oppressive feminist rules where I live.
My hype has gone around a 8/10 when I first heard they where going to make a new Star Wars to a 5/10 when I saw the rehashed desings and the terrible cast choices to a 3/10 when I saw the acting.
>>63282651
going with myfriendson my birthday the 21st
>>63283525
not even a twist
what a crappy story anon
>>63284009
sorry, it's a true story though
