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Why is he bald?
>>63281866
>Why is he bald?
What did anon mean by this?
>>63281866
To symbolize how similar he is to Lex.
You can't just ask why people are bald OP
>>63281882
>What did anon mean by this?
What did this anon mean by this?
>tfw got-tier hair genetics
feels good not worrying about a receding hairline at the age of 25
Why is Captain Picard bald? why do you guys give a shit?
>>63281941
Are you threatening me, master shitposter?
>be Kryptonian
>get krytonited by villains and Batman
>lose hair
>>63281930
You can't just tell people what they just can't say, anon.
>>63281930
>>63281962
Hello baldies
Because he's playing Superman.
>>63281866
Isn't he a big enough guy to afford rogaine or something? He isn't even that old yet.
>tfw family history of diabetes, heart disease, and 3 different types of cancer including brain cancer
>only positive thing I have inherited is having a good set of curls.
>>63281866
>grew up in Flyover Country, USA
>sounds like a British kid doing his best American accent
baka
>>63281866
he's high test
>>63281951
I'm sure you just have something else to worry about
>>63282443
>not being a big enough guy to just own your genetics no matter what
>>63282622
>I'll probably have a debilitating kidney disease by the time I'm 50
>I'll still have hair
>>63282647
you just perfectly described the midwestern accent
>be 27
>slight thinning at the temples
>use minoxidil twice a day, finasteride 1.25mg once a day, think about adding dut and ru
I think I should just off myself given how vain I am.
>>63281908
BRAVO SNYDER
thats not superman.
he already looked like an imposter in man of murder, he now looks off as fuck. like untrustworthy, but he already looked like that.
>>63281866
I can clearly see hair on top of his head, Stevie Wonder. What is your malfunction?
>>63285209
the entire front of his skull is bald. are you fucking blind?
>>63281866
He looks like Zod monster
Too much speed flights
>>63285272
>entire front
Like it matters anyways. Facial aesthetics are way more important than hair.
>>63285272
He's also been drenched in water
>>63282622
The cancer treatment has plans for your locks.
>>63285367
Hair can enhance and/or destroy facial aesthetics senpai.
>>63285272
>front of his skull
So, you're bald if you don't look like this? Jesus Christ, teen wolf, get some help.
>>63285337
Ablosutely the only valid answer
>>63285410
Idk, I'd rather be attractive and shave my head than an ugly mop.
>>63285487
>attractive
>no hair or a receding hairline
lol. there was a survey among *actually* cute girls and they all said that a guy with nice hair > bald/receding kek.
>>63285518
Nice finding there Sherlock
>>63285518
Yeah, if they're attractive to begin with. Obviously you'd rather have hair than not. Just saying it's easier to pull women as Bruce Willis and Jason Statham than someone unattractive with hair.
>>63281866
Will there be backlash if he gets hair transplant?
