Type the sound he makes.
>>63279340
Benis!!
UUAAAAGHH?!
ohohoho
DAMAGED
HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR
My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill... and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.
>>63279340
Uhhhehhh
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>>63279477
Oh god I just realized there's two different Tim Allen noises
There's a stuttering laugh and there's a long ascending note
ZIMBABWE
>>63279340
Do you remember the episode where Tim sold coke and went to jail?
>>63279715
It's my favorite episode, family.
>dad was a GC and so was best friends dad
>"they finally made a sitcom about tools and the construction industry!"
They literally used to watch it together and laugh their asses off
>>63279744
Pretty based pic desu
>>63279744
Adam Driver?
>>63279340
>HWUAGH?
Allenposting has great potential. We had 3 amazing threads yesterday. Also, here's this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4kJpEkaKr2c
>>63280118
Don't forget this gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF-XMtNEudQ
anybody heard the stories of him staying on stage past his designated time and cutting into lesser known comedians sets whilst making an absolute ass of himself through his ramblings
Here I'll post it again
>AAAUUUUUUUUURRRGEH?
Why the sudden interest in aauuurgeh?posting
>>63280682
>aauuurgeh?posting
AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUURGH
How did Binford Tools not go bankrupt? Literally every single tool they demonstrated on the show malfunctioned.
AAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH
Why do people like Home Improvement?
>>63280769
It was staged. See how nothing bad happens to Al when he uses the tools properly. Tim just adds power to the tools and shit happens.
It's more of a ARRRUUUUAAAGHHHH
...UUUEEEAAGHHH?
Stalker and basically everything else by Tarkovsky
>>63280822
Because it's comfy
>>63280879
Shit wrong thread
>>63280822
Because carpentry was fashionable during the time the show ran. And of course the manliness of it all.
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>>63280899
Good thread
>>63279340
Oh my god he's fucking dead
He destroyed all his brain tissue by drilling into it and it even came out of the other side of his head. Presumably because the drill kept pulling inward, and he didn't have the motor skills to stop. I wonder if your brain itself has pain receptors.
WAAUUH?
https://youtu.be/IshD3P9vaT8?list=FLtATcqoNfq2yvuwOV2DzRbA
that little high note always gets me
>>63281119
HEH HEH
He would have thought that a grunt could make you into a millionaire
>>63279340
EUUUWRGH
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>>63281050
if i learned anything from Spectre, its that having your brain drilled into sometimes has 0 effect on you
crusty puss
>>63281581
Blofeld wouldn't have had problems had he been using a Binford 600 Lobotomizer Press! Over 5000 foot pounds of torque and the optional chrome plating AUUURRGH AUUURGH AUUURGH.
I opened this baby up yesterday and installed a twin turbo intake to crank up the horsepower. Flip the switch, Al!
>>63279340
Treason, then.
https://youtu.be/NF-XMtNEudQ
>wearing ties while using power tool
bazinga
>>63282491
All those pounds per boost had me like AAUUURGH AUUURGH AAAAAAAUUUUURGH
EUGHHUEH?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1qXLS5mIeQ
>A cacophonous wail of tortured souls echoes from the depths of hell. Above others, the terrible grunting roar of a large, vicious demon, voicing its intent to devour your very soul.
I enjoyed the show as a kid, but the theme song terrified me.
