Hey 4chaaaaaaaan. Was it an accent or speech impedimeeeeeeeent? Or was she doing it on purpose to throw the other players off traaaeeeeeck?
I wish they'd have Watson back on. That was the best week ever.
Uptalking and vocal fry. The two worst speech patterns ever, especially when combined. I'd rather listen to an affected mid-atlantic accent than that bullshit.
>>63268115
>mfw I found a blogger complaining about other people complaining about how annoying her voice is
>they used the words "regulating speech" in regards to other people being annoyed
>>63268115
>I'll take Pop Culture for twelve hundreeaaaaaad?
>Started to hate Matt because he was an autistic rapist
>Starting to miss Matt because all the recent contestants are idiots who miss easy questions, make stupid wagers, and leave too many questions on the board
Baby come back
>>63269769
>not wanting Alex "the based Jew" Jacob back
>>63268115
she sounds like someone told her not to do that annoying thing with her voice and she is trying real hard not to
>>63268115
I don't know how Alex wasn't laughing ever time she said anything
>>63268115
I hated it at first and now I can't live without it. I want to marry her and hear all her everyday sentences finished in a rising tone.
someday i'm going to get onto jeopardy and I'll you guys know by dropping bane references in the final jeopardy
It's a speech impediment. John Carmack used to talk the same way. He has got much better since the Doom-Quake days though.
>>63268115
Fuck her. Joyce is my new autismfu.
>>63272879
Shelter is available online starring Jeopardy champion Joyce Hshieh
>>63272802
>What is Lake Bane?
Im sorry. Its Lake Michigan.
>For you.
>>63269769
You don't know what you've got until it's gone.
>>63270095
>kissing the crew's ass with his final Jeopardy answer
Cringed hard.
>>63273131
>get on Jeopardy
>manage to get to final stage
>don't know answer
>write "fuck"
What happens?
>>63273131
nah this is funny
>>63273548
Judges/Producers disqualify you, the studio and home audiences never see it and Alex quickly explains why you're not on stage any more before going to the remaining contestants answers.
>>63268115
>get worked up about the way she talks
>wonder if fellow contestants are on the verge of raging
>suddenly realize that maybe she has some brain damage or a disorder that's causing it
>feel like an asshole
>still frustrated though
>still feel kinda happy when she's gone so I don't have to risk hearing family talk about the way she talks
>start to wonder if my frustration isn't just misplaced anxiety over family's reaction, rather than my own
>like how hearing people say "goddamn" doesn't bother me, but knowing it bothers brother-in-law irks me when I hear it now
>suddenly realizing maybe I'm the one with mental issues
FUCK
>>63273131
Who thanks them indeed.
>>63268115
for you lazy niggers
Nigga threw up Wu Tang after winning.
lmao
>>63269769
This kid was straight fire. Averaged over $30k a game iirc.
>that episode when he reveals his Jewish heritage
>watching Jeopardy
>It Ain't Meeeeeeeee starts playing
>>63273966
Is that what the Jeopardy theme song is called?
>>63273872
That smug af face, hahah.
That old guy today just didn't give a fuck. He was throwing anything out there.
Anyone else get around 90% of jeopardy answers correct? My parents think i'm a genius whenever i watch an episode with them but i'm obviously not. Are the questions progressively getting easier and easier?
>>63274192
Depends on the category.
I'm shit at Opera and Theater and old movies/actors/singers.
So so at the word games and literature.
But I'll do great at history, geography, science and sports
The questions are also harder during tournament of champions than regular episodes.
>>63274192
>90%
Nah. I do better than most of the people I watch with, but I'd do terribly on the actual show.
I kill it mostly with mythology/folklore and sometimes science questions, though. Sometimes I get lucky though. I've had the occasional pop culture knowledge nobody on the show even got right. Pretty sure one time it was even a Final Jeopardy question.
>>63274192
Yes, but at home I don't answer in the form of a question or hit a buzzer in competition with two other people. It's probably possible to bomb on the show even if you know every answer.
>>63273131
>>63270095
fuggin based, nigga didnt give a fuck
>>63274192
With my luck I'd get a bunch of fucking specific shit topics like: "1680s impressionist painting.", "Basketball in the 1870s." and "Shit nobody on Earth knows."
>>63268143
Imagine how much better he'd do this time
>ywn breed Julia and make a Jeopardy super champ
so who is the true GOAT, is it jennings or rutter?
>>63274373
The guy's already a millionaire from being a pro poker player and working in investments. He didn't care about the prize money. Especially considering you lose half of it to taxes.
Final Jeopardy
Category: The Holocaust
How much do you wager?
question:How many people died in the holocaust?
>>63269769
>"PASTAFOR1000"
>"(answer)"
>"what is (correct question)?"
>"very good! and that clear's the cate-"
>"BOOKSWHERETHEPROTAGONISTISNAMEDSMITHFOR2000"
future SJW internet faux journalist i guarantee it. move over, Arthur pikaChu.
>>63270095
>>63273131
He's basically the kind of guy I'd suspect who'd browse 4chan eight to ten years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZIkKbFjyb8
>>63274794
whats wrong with his face?
>>63270095
so based
I will take Treason for One Thousand, Alex.
