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New episode of American Horror Story starting now
who the fuck cares
The 15 Commandments Killer's identity will be revealed tonight. Apparently it won't be the detective but the gay new hotel owner that just married lady gaga.
>>63265642
got a stream by any chance kind anon?
give us walt disney
I have completely forgotten everything that's happened.
aww yeah, best part of the week is back
Why is that old tranny stronger than a police detective?
its gonna be a mirror
Sarah Paulson is currently banging the old mother from 2 and a Half Men. She just likes older women.
>>63265802
It really is, and it's going to suck.
>>63265782
Well Liz never took any hormones and he has a good 4 or 5 inches on the cop. Also detectives aren't likely to be roided out like beat cops
>>63265809
Narnia?
Yuck
I hope it isn't him, that would be a real twist.
ANyone here
Nice lively thread you have here, op.
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU
what the shit is going on
What a shock, Murphy does it again
She's bluffing.
>No, John, you are the killer
>and then John was the killer
They should have played up the ten commandments thing in earlier episodes.
That was the most unsurprising reveal since the rubber man
this show is trash
Impossible
>tfw I loved the first few seasons
I even kinda liked the last few. But for the love of god these last few seasons are awful.
I gave up (for the 2nd time) after the 4th episode of this season.
Does anyone here actually care about these characters? Honestly?
they can't keep getting away with it
That's got to be the dumbest "reveal" in the history of FX.
>>63265996
i want walt disney to hate fuck gaga's dead corpse
Why didn't they get Dylan McDermott back for this? This role was clearly written for him.
>Best Martini
>it's shaken
Fuck this show.
Poor Walt Disney.
>did you discharge your revolved
that is the gayest thing I've ever heard
>>63266213
you're the gayest thing
How is March and his maid still alive?
>>63266231
They're ghosts, catch up already.
>>63266231
mere hallucinations
How do you drink for two straight days and forget?
>>63266253
He's a ghost that can eat dinner.
i want to cum in sema blair's ear
JOHN CONFIRMED FOR COMMANDMENTS KILLER
Emma beat him down for 30 minutes and the entire time he had a raging hardon
reminder that fargo is a bad show
>>63266522
any relation to the movie?
>me, since the beginning of this episode
no john, you are the demons
...
but then it was true
>His first kill is /tv/
Is this guy Art Admirer
so hes a ghost what the fuck man
and here i was thinking this season was good
wtf is happening
>>63265742
can anyone explain who that vampire girl was in the last episode who jumped in front of the car?
ive been paying attention but like ... i dont feel like they explained who she was or how john knew about her at all
So there's a demon too? That's a whole third thing.
I have no idea what is going on
This season is based on the Cecil Hotel. They eventually changed their name and the weirdness stopped.
>>63266876
She's one of Gaga's vampire children.
She was helping John commit the murders.
We just found out that March told Sally to find someone within the hotel who could watch over/help John, obviously it ended up being her.
If I was John I would have been fucking the shit out of my little Blondie vampire helper on the side. She was a cutie.
>>63267071
did they explain how she ended up in that mental hospital
>>63267149
She was arrested. Pay attention.
Is this how sex is really like in real life? You just pumping away and then suddenly stop and start having a conversation
>>63267188
breh ... i have been. youve read the thread, this show isnt explaining shit. what'd she get arrested for?
and how the fuck did john know about her if he forgets shit once he leaves? huh? HUH?
>>63267240
It was explained in the last episode.
>>63267236
idk usually theres like a minute or two of heavy breathing and like a "you good"
then you go back to a normal conversation
THE ANTI C U C K
THE ANTICUĊK
>>63267267
no it wasn't
>>63267310
She was arrested in the last episode and they put her in the mental hospital! Jesus Christ! Fuck you!
I actually kinda wanna see krampus
i expected that but it actually turned out better than what I had imagined
>>63267362
arrested for what? shes a child, why was she automatically put in a mental hospital? how did john know she was there?
i know you dont have the answers, anon, no one does because THEY NEVER EXPLAINED
>next week is a gaga episode
>>63267424
JOHN LOOKED AT THE FILE AND SAW SHE WAS AT THE FUCKING HOSPITAL!
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
HAPPENING
>>63267459
but .. why was she arrested tho
>>63267523
Because the cops found her at the scene of the most recent killing?
Tbh I think I'll just give up on this season, a twist that literally everyone saw coming and a completely incoherent and all over the place plot.
>>63267542
is that a guess?
i just ... how come these last two episodes been so bad bros? how come they AINT EXPLAING SHIT
>>63267523
After this replay is over they are going to show last week's episode. Watch it.
>>63267604
i can't, ive got an 8am
i'm with >>63267574
i've half given up on this shitty season. since episode 1 ive not been about it
>>63267884
asylum is best you plebbbb
>>63267574
How is the plot incoherent and all over the place?
JPM a best. A BEST
>>63267968
Fargo is a bad show too.
>>63267905
Asylum fell apart at the end with the ayy lmaos. Murder House was great the whole way through and if you don't love the Beetlejuice finale you are the pleb Anon.
>>63267136
Who wouldn't, if they were him?
>>63268379
Any normal, nonperverted human.
>>63268546
>implying dead vampire lolis count as "perverted"
more like miracles.
So the cop becomes the new Walt Disney and his wife becomes the new Gaga
so wait a minute... is drildo monster Sally's aids?
Alright /tv/ this show is trash give me something better to watch
>>63270717
Limitless
>>63270901
Based on the movie? Is that out yet?
>>63270717
Yule Log
>>63271081
Yes. It's fun unless you hate pop culture references and case of the week stuff.
>>63266994
Probably the most famous thing in the hotel happened in 2013 with the Elisa Lam case, it's pretty early to say it "stopped"
>>63266336
Dude, they had ghosts do unghostly things. Hell, one fucking raped a woman in a latex bodysuit, and impregnated her. FUCK LOGIC!!
>>63266087
Wes Bentley is a charity case. His career turned to shit after American Beauty made him briefly the next big thing until heroin addict destroyed it. IIRC he is also friends in real life with Chloe Svigney and he probably got the role through her ala Kathy Bates getting her roles via being BFFs with Jessica Lange
