GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING
>>63256800
AH AH AH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
niggers
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENINGI FACEFUCK YOUR SON IN THE MORNING
>>63256800
Time for me to put my wrinkly old cock, up a nice tight young arse.
ON THIS EPISODE WE DELVE INTO THE STICKY, TASTY WORLD OF: CUM! FINGERS ON BUZZERS EVERYONE, ANON GOES...
>>63256888
any son of mine would never be patrician enough for stephen fry's cock
he's like two steps down from royalty
Can someone translate into American?
>>63256888
that kid has no clue what he's gotten himself into.
>>63257524
or what's gotten into him
>>63257384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EWfvl3fpNw
>>63257508
>AYO MUG NIGZ, WUZ GUD?
>>63257508
sup my snow white american friends on this show we talk about smart guy stuff and put some cow meat on the barbecue and eat it till we're all obese
>>63257524
he's gotten into a relationship with an old rich guy in poor health
sounds like a smart golddigger to me
>>63256888
>>63256918
stephen fry doesn't fuck he says he just does oral and stuff
like the guy in cucumber if you guys watched that
I am from Germany and I just watched a few clips ad I still don't understand the concept of the show. Is it a real quiz show or just a funny random science fact show.
Also they are all really hard to understand and I am used watching british TV shows undubbed.
>>63257796
>Is it a real quiz show or just a funny random science fact show.
The second pretending to be the first.
>>63257874
Well, confirmed what I was assuming.
But seriously, I would kill to get subs to follow everything they are saying. The pronunciation combined with the colloquial slang makes it really hard to follow.
>>63258028
get a free UK vpn (browsec for chrome works for me, just don't do anything else when it's installed) and watch on bbc's iplayer, their subs are actually really well-done. only problem is you can only watch shows that have aired in the past 30 days, but right now there are four or five episodes available
>>63258028
No it doesn't. You just aren't actually used to watching british tv. You're used to watching london tv.
>>63258028
Start with the Jo Brand episodes. Basically, whenever she says something, interpret it is "mein Mann...".
>his bitchboy is 27
>implying he isn't pretty much an old man too
>>63258106
>You're used to watching london tv
So he's used to listening to paki and faux-Jamaican chav accents?
>>63258093
Thanks bro.
>>63258106
Believe me I an get into Manchester and even the deepest Scotish accent if I have the time and power. But for some reason the speed and mumbling in QI was too much for me. But I really didn' try hard.
>>63258117
> "mein Mann...".
At first I chuckled and then I was creeped out how you guessed that I might be German.
>>63258328
>I am from Germany
Go for the QI XL episodes btw, they include some of the more adult topics that are cut from the regular version
>>63258328
If you have to try hard or use time and effort then you clearly aren't "used" to it.
>>63258328
>I was creeped out how you guessed that I might be German.
You literally said it.
>>63258328
>At first I chuckled and then I was creeped out how you guessed that I might be German.
You can't even remember what you type 2 minutes ago? No wonder you have trouble with accents you silly sod.
>>63258248
Every guy under 40 can still look twink like. No shit. I met 35 old guys who looked barely 25.
>>63258328
>and then I was creeped out how you guessed that I might be German
>>63258385
>>63258401
>>63258491
Yeah, that happens having 5 tabs open and being a bit drunk and actually forgetting that you posted a fact. My fault.
Anyway for some reason I am more motivated than ever watching a full episode of that show.
>>63257780
He's proficient at swordfighting, if you fully comprehend the underlying meaning of the first part of the sentence.
>>63257796
>I am from Germany and I don't understand a comedy show
Shocking.
>>63258623
Germany is in deficit of two comedians!
Euuh ooooh, sha' ahp!
There was a QI thread the other day and people was listing their top 3 worst guests. Someone mention the "racist Australian woman" and when I asked him who he meant he didn't answer. Anybody know who he was talking about?
>>63259168
>racist Australian woman
that could be fucking anyone
>>63259168
there's an aussie or NZ woman that shows up like once a season, but no idea if she's racist or what her name is
>>63259307
Yeah, that short-haired one? I watched the episode shes in but she barley spoke in neither of them. There is this french-aussie also maybe its her he was referring too.
>>63259168
Sue Perkins, the kiwi chick, and the ventriloquist
>>63259432
Sue Perkins is adorable.
Cal Wilson probably
Wait, Sandi Toksvig is taking over for the next series? I'm stoked.
>>63256888
"I've made a huge mistake"
>>63259689
I am too actually.
>>63259168
Greer
>>63259168
rich hall can go fuck himself
>>63259730
greer who?
>>63257742
Who here would let Stephen Fry facefuck you for £500,000 and a packet of Quavers?
>>63259760
heathen
>>63259844
Germaine Greer, hardcore feminist
>>63259168
>discussing worst guests
>no one mentions the priest.
>>63259844
Germaine. 60s feminist icon that recently pissed off a load of SJW roasties. Based mofo imho.
>>63259760
How does it feel to have objectively the worst taste in the world
>>63259990
>Ever single thing he talks about involves he's priesthood
What a fucking bore
>>63259990
Richard Coles is fine, he's been doing light comedy work since the 90s, he just doesn't shine much on QI
>>63259432
Sue is god tier. And why does everyone hate based Nina? Genuinely don't get it.
>>63259983
>>63260000
Can't find her in a single episode
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_QI_episodes
>>63260000
>How does it feel to have objectively the worst taste in the world
I think that title goes to this guy
>>63260126
Jesus christ liking Sue Perkins is bad enough but liking Nina Conti is inexcusable.
>>63259168
>Someone mention the "racist Australian woman" and when I asked him who he meant he didn't answer. Anybody know who he was talking about?
Julia Morris? She was on one of the A episodes and did a rather unfunny Japanese accent.
>>63260126
She's physically painful to behold.
>>63260142
It appears me and the other guy are suffering from the Mandella Effect
>>63260165
Explain why, in reasonable, objective terms, why Sue and Nina are bad guests.
>>63260222
They aren't funny.
>>63260240
>Humour is completely objective
Sue is funny on QI and Nina's stand up is very goodimho.
They're good guests, anon. Methinks you don't like them because >Muh women
1.Alan
POWER GAP
2.Rich Hall
3.Bill Baily
4.Rob Brydon
5.Clive Anderson
6. Phil Jupitus
POWER GAP
7. Jimmy Carr
POWER GAP
9000. Jo Brand
9001. Sue perkins
90000000001. The priest
900000000000000000000000000000001. the ventriloquist
>>63260315
I love toksvig. And I actually don't mind >muh husband
Sue Is unbearable and Nina was so bad you could see it in fry's face how pissed off he got.
I like Sue on Bake Off and on that "Eating Through History" show, but she comes on flat on QI, in my opinion
>Makes joke
>EEEEHHH
>>63260361
>Alan
>Number 1
Literally what the fuck am I reading.
>>63260364
>I love toksvig.
I'm not a huge fan of her as a guest but I think she'll make a good host. Also, I saw her on the tube last week. Didn't say hi.
>>63257566
is that your mom in the background?
>>63260555
No, it's yours.
Without laughing, what's his name again?
>>63260412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfGxxf_WHvM
This potato headed cunt irritates the shit out of me.
>>63260612
The Tax stealing funny laugh comedian.
>>63256800
he fucks little boys
>>63260612
Le edgy one note comedian
>>63260612
>someone tells a joke
HAW HAW HAW
HAW HAW HAW
>>63260000
>Germaine Greer
>based
No.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beautiful_Boy
>>63257566
Knew it, I just fucking knew it would be that.
The first episode I ever saw was Stephen Fry spewing word salad and stammering over himself then Jimmy Carr comes in with a short quip about God isn't real and then the audience clapped
