>51 YEARS OLD
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING /tv/?
what's his secret?
>>63247335
SUPERIOR GENES
>>63247335
He's always angry.
>>63247295
>no children
>anti-aging magical genes will be lost when he dies in a couple hundred years
>>63247424
>>no children
Why? How depressing. How can such a beuatiful specimen not pass on his lineage? The world will be a bleaker place when Keanu passes.
Inb4
>keanu dying
Quit your memes, the man is a mortal and he too will pass. It's just a shame he won't bless the world with his seed. At least donate some to some sperm banks, amn.
Godddamn. This fuck is 51. Just look at it dammit. FUCK.
he is The One
>>63247457
>Why?
He's smart enough to realize that kids are a deathtrap and he has better things to do with his immortality
>>63247527
Shit, 51 and he could still easily score teenage ass. Lucky bastard.
>>63247335
The blood of newborns.
>>63247335
Aint no rest for the wicked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBLWPIFc3lM
>>63247457
>At least donate some to some sperm banks, amn.
Maybe he already did.
>>63247641
Here's to being reincarnated as his test tube baby.
>>63247527
>>63247295
pic related is google image's first results for 51 year old man
lol
how will you look at 51 /tv/?
>>63247457
He's dating a trap
He doesn't look young at all anymore
You must be in your early 20s or a teeny if a beard throws you off that easy
>>63247335
asian jeans and free pizza
>>63247712
>"mortals"
>Uses the top of Google images as evidence for things
God you are a fucking little sperg, please die in your basement
>>63247791
lol what are you even getting so upset about you ugly faggot
>>63247712
Bottom right is what he would look like if he aged normally and didn't feast on people's life force all the time.
>>63247809
You, you're a fucking dumb faggot manchild. I can't believe people are really as stupid as you.
>>63247853
>>63247791
>>63247853
looks like fedora tipper forgot to take his meds today :^)
>>63247712
None of these guys are wearing makeup. Do you even think? Ever?
>>63247853
U Mad bro?
>>63247565
What makes it all so incredibly creepy is that you can definitely tell he's older, but he still has exactly the same fucking face so you can't pinpoint what is giving you that impression (no, it's not the beard)
>>63247883
>>63247853
>>63247791
>>63247742
Somebody's aging like shit.
>>63247712
This guy looks pretty good.
Could probably pass for a 30-year-old.
>>63247740
Not a trap, a transsexual
>>63247928
nigga bald
just another pleb mortal
>>63247928
No. God you guys suck at this.
>>63247712
Magnus Scheving is 51. Guy is brilliant. Says its all the hot baths and then jumping in the snowaswell as eating clen
>>63248049
Lol he looks like shit compared to keanu
>>63247565
>Looks younger in 2014 than 2011
How
>98 years old
>>63248069
talking shit lad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unhkqQvM8Ik
Magnus can pass for late 20s
>>63248078
feeling better
mental health does alot
>84 years old
>>63248114
>Magnus can pass for late 20s
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
John Cameron Mitchell is 52 and he looks like a teenage lesbian.
>>63248147
you'll have a rude awakening when you reach 29 and dont look as good
>24 years old
>>63248167
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>63248179
literally /tv/
>>63248151
You know this guy wears a night mask and eye cream of placenta cells
>>63247295
My dad's 60 and if he wasn't partially grey he'd look 40
>>63248151
uh, no. he looks 40 at the very best
>>63248204
/sp/ actually fa.m
>>63248188
hello
>>63248135
This ones the most incredible
>>63247295
>what is HGH
>>63247335
Gook genes, someday he is going to get old pretty quickly like most asians.
>>63248307
He's obviously had some facial work done.
Subtle, good facial work, but facial work nonetheless
>>63247295
And still can't act.
>>63247295
>53 YEARS OLD
Even age can't bruise the Cruise.
>>63248391
his face does not look natural in the slightest. there's at least 5000 botox injections in there that day alone.
>>63248426
>Keanu "kidkiller" Reeves has not had botox
>>63248320
Keanu Reeves is asian?
>>63248426
oh, I didn't know we had a botox expert here on /v/.
his face has always looked "unnatural" when he is smiling, you dumb faggot.
Botox is a nerve toxin (it's even in the fucking name Botulinum-Neurotoxin), it numbs muscles. He wouldn't be able to smile at all if he used it.
Here is his ex-cumdumpster, pumped full of it.
>Keanue Reeves
>Tom Cruise
>Rob Lowe
>John Stamos
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>>63248488
Yes. He is canadian
based zen
Isn't Eastwood like 90 or something? He looks pretty decent considering that
>>63248307
tfw you realize Shatner and Nemoy was literally a month apart
>>63248589
Eastwood died in -94
the reaper is just scared to tell him
>>63247457
His girlfriend has fertility problems
>>63248589
Nah man, he really doesn't anymore.
This legend will soon die in our lifetime. But hey, he had one of the most amazing lives a man can wish for.
>>63247457
>How can such a beuatiful specimen not pass on his lineage?
He tried. Your kid and its mother dying makes you a bit wary of trying again. I agree he should donate if he hasn't already though.
>>63248512
JUST
she fucked her shit UP
>>63248114
lmao that was pretty beast
cake bake girl wants the D
>>63248712
Why is it always the good ones that get completely shit all over by life.
>>63247922
It's the image quality for me, honestly. He also look a tiny bit chubbier.
>>63248927
i know right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD3JUf9tbuY
Guys, Arnold looked pretty good when he was 50, too. Look at him now. At some point Keanu will start looking his age, it's inevitable.
>master race genes
>can't survive 8 months
>>63247457
he almost did but his girlfriend had a miscarriage and committed suicide, i believe, so i guess he couldn't bear to try again with anyone else.
>>63248488
1/2 English, 1/4 Chinese 1/4 native Hawaiian
>>63248927
It's not always. I lost all my family before I was 24 and I'm a terrible person. Keannu just got unlucky. I like to believe he's found happiness now.
>>63248135
>think this post is a meme
>look it up
>that's actually his age
What the fuck. This nigga's cheating.
My dad could beat him up.
>>63250438
its a temporal... tachion.. radiation side effect
>>63247565
updated
>>63251212
Go earlier.
>>63248488
>>63249065
The azn genes help but it's likely just having a disparate mix. Hybrid vigor it's called.
>>63247335
he never makes different facial expressions
>>63251556
That only affects isolated populations.
>>63251694
This.
Dude never moves his face, which in turn produces zero wrinkles.
So, never act or show emotion like Keanu and you're gtg.
>>63247295
He looks old, you dumb faggots are retarded.
>>63248641
The fucking guy looked old in the 80's.
