Whats the best way to consume The Nutcracker? A taping of a live performance? Live action movie? Animated movie? I'm open to anything.
live ballet
no singles allowed though, obviously.
take a gf
Perform it solo in your living room
>>63246840
Would love to but I just don't have the time.
a qt kicking you in the crotch
You're supposed to consume the nuts, not the nutcracker, moron.
>tfw want to go to ballet and theatre
>tfw no one to go with
I just want to enjoy the god-tier arts.
>>63246883
I grew up with my parents taking me to the theatre a lot, you could ask if they want to see anything if thats their thing?
>>63246786
>I'm open to anything.
I bet you are you fucking pervert
if live in the uk vue cinemas are showing the royal opera house production over christmas.
http://www.myvue.com/latest-movies/info/film/roh-live-the-nutcracker
>>63246786
The Barbie adaptation.
>>63247633
American, plus I'm looking for something I can watch at home. Don't have the time to go out
>>63247945
digital theatre dot com
I'm a britbong but apparently it accepts international credit cards.
I've bought a lot of their performances (there are 2 Sondheim revivals!). but not their Nutcracker because it's always shown on tv here. A+++ would recommend.
>>63248004
Cool thanks
When I was in the 4th grade I jerked off in the theater on a school field trip to the nutcracker play.
I was bored and placed my big jacket over myself and had a nice stealth wank.
It was dark but I think the lady next to me knew and said nothing