>I'm just not the hero type, clearly.
He kind of was though if you think about it.
>>63243720
But that wasn't the image everyone else had of him.
Narcissistic alcoholics don't usually make great heroes.
>>63243853
>>63245296
Negan is MY fucking hero.
>>63245296
Case in point.
Did anyone noticed Tony looks like shit in the recent trailer? Is Robert on suicide watch?
>>63245335
>Did anyone noticed Tony looks like shit in the recent trailer?
No
>Is Robert on suicide watch?
He's the highest paid actor in Hollywood.
>>63245382
>He's the highest paid actor in Hollywood.
but
hes
also
a
manlet
>>63245395
And? Do you seriously think your life or mine is better than his for that?
>>63245463
>BUT HE'S SO SHORT HIS LIFE MUST SUCK SO BAD CAUSE HE'S SUCH A MANLET HURRRRRR
RDJ is literally having to fight bitches off his dick. He's a hero for manlets.
>>63245463
Absolutely. He's a fucking ex-junkie who is barely hanging on. Look at him. If you can feel the desperation stink coming off of him you're blind.
>>63245498
>He's a hero for manlets.
if only he'd own up to being one
>>63245547
as soon are mcu dries up he's gonna relapse so bad with all his marvel money
>>63243720
It's a double entendre, obviously. It sounds like he's be factious, but he's being 100% truthful. So the fact that he's become the flagship of the Marvel Cinematic Universe becomes a Fourth Wall breaking joke.
>>63245547
How fucking jealous can you get?
>>63245296
Comedian was the worst "hero" of the group.
Even Ozymandias was a better hero and he killed thousands of innocent people.
>>63248472
Oh, come on! He was not even a pedophile!
>>63246332
bravo joss
>>63245638
It will be glorious.
>Pure madness
>Reports coming out every hour
>RDJ fucking midgets on rooftops
>snorting coke from OAPs stomachs in retirement homes
>jerking off Giraffes on the beach
>getting gang banged by a group of trap tribal African women
>all streamed live on his website
>>63245296
>Hero
top kek mate
>>63243720
>I'm just not the tall type, clearly.
Oh, it shows Robert...
>>63249052
Tbqh i would trade my youth and height to be where he is right now.
>>63248472
Ozymandias was a fucking retarded pussy who wasted millions of innocent lives for nothing. The Comedian actually got shit done, almost single handedly won America Vietnam war with Dr. Manhattan, got rid of all kinds of trash in Southern America for the government. He's a bigger hero than Ozymandias will ever be.
>>63249052
??? Does he play minecraft too? Why the block of wood?
>>63249052
Well, it makes sense that they'd have him appear taller in the movie since he's portraying a taller character. Do we make fun of Ian McKellen for the same reason since he was made to look taller in LOTR?
>>63248472
good job missing the point
Comedian understood what he did or will do will prevent evil so he did what he could and did what he wanted
On the other hand Ozymandias couldn't accept that and decide to play god and force peace
Which in the end backfired because of idiots rorschach who sees in black and white and think wrong is wrong no matter what.
In the end comedian was right
>>63252149
will NOT prevent evil***
>>63249840
and for everything the comedian did, the world was that much closer to mutually assured destruction.
>>63250626
He stands on a box to appear taller in movies.
>>63249052
Id really prefer if they just stopped doing this.
>>63252194
And at the end ozymandias did the right thing by killing millions because his plan worked? OH WAIT it didn't because of rorschach
