Just shoot him in the fucking head, you idiots, you have a clear shot!
>>63219903
hes going to rape her so badly
>>63219903
What if they miss? Yeah, that's right, fatty's dead.
>>63219942
then its a win win desu senpai
that's what I was REEEEEE-ing watching it
it's either he gets killed, him and the fatty get killed or everybody but him get killed
but then he does not, he just walks out with the fatty, which is double retarded
everybody was acting retarded in general the last episode
Think about who he's negotiating with, assbandit
>>63219903
Let's see. Give the psychopath with the knife our guns and let him take the fatty outside or...
Just shoot him in the head since fatty is going to die anyway otherwise?
>>63219942
>Can score headshots while moving on walkers who are also moving from twenty feet away
>Can do this even without proper shooting stance
And you're telling me they can't score a headshot on some stationary guy who's not even bothering to duck behind Fatty's ample cover? I can maybe understand Tara not shooting because she wants the pussy, but Rosita should have iced him and neither should have disarmed themselves - particularly when considering he belongs to a group that chops people up and burns them alive for fun.
>>63219942
>able to pull off flawless headshots on walkers while running
>can't shoot a still target in the head who's a few feet away
Either way it's better to take a risk than give him all their guns so he actually could kill them all.
>>63220028
Your common sense now belongs to Negan.
>>63219903
He's threatening a fat chick.
They're waiting for him to kill her before firing
>>63219903
I fucking hate when movies/shows do this.
I was recently watching Bosch and the bad guy held someone hostage the same way, only with a gun instead of a knife. The main character just took a deep breath and popped him in the head. Shit was so cash.
>>63220074
You reddit comment now belongs to Negan. (all you stupid whiny fucks belong to negan)
>>63220112
LMAO THIS IS SO REDDIT
2015
>>63219903
How the hell is he supposed to walk thru that herd with a hostage?
If the scene ended with him stabbing chubby in the back and running away while she was being eaten I would have been happy
>>63220167
>How the hell is he supposed to walk thru that herd with a hostage?
Without a hostage he wouldn't be able to escape at all
Anyone else think that it'll be the Wolf to shoot Carl's eye out? I'm hoping Rick or Carol kills Morgan for it so we don't have to listen to his hippie bullshit anymore.
>>63220212
Then why don't drop the fatty and take Tara instead? Better hostage, and better pussy
>>63220269
I'm hungry for Tara's asshole like a wolf but all I can say to a trade exchange like that is good luck. I'd just take Fat Supergirl's fat ass with me.
>>63220269
>Then why don't drop the fatty and take Tara instead? Better hostage, and better pussy
He probably needs Fatty Boombalatty's medical knowledge for his wound.
>>63220269
Tara's a fighter, fatty clearly isn't. There's a moment where the dude clearly isn't looking at his hostage while opening the door and the fatty is too scared to attempt to take the gun away.
>>63220022
>>63219984
>>63220028
>>63220029
Wrong answer. They shouldn't shoot him because every life is precious, and they might miss and kill the fat girl, which must not happen because she is one of them. That's the right answer.
>>63220344
it ain't like that anymore, things are different now
>>63220344
>>63220366
I didn't know the writers of TWD posted here.
>>63220366
Some things never change. The moment they shoot that guy, they'll become monsters. They're not monsters, they're better than that.
>>63220437
Me? Me? You're talking about me?
How is she even still fat? It's been well over a year in the show since the apocalypse started and they rationed the food in Alexandria.
It's not like Hurley living on a magic island.
>>63219903
I really hate this tv trope. Every fucking time the good guys have a clear as fuck shot that any rookie can make, but nope...better comply with the bad guy and drop our weapons.
>>63220312
At least that somewhat makes sense, but he should at least have shot Eugene just to show he'd actually kill them if they tried to stop him.
>>63220473
They've been ran by a fucking woman for 2 years. Negan will sort things.
>>63220473
Have they rationed the food? I only thought they started doing that after the walls were surrounded. Most of the people in Alexandria live a fairly sedentary lifestyle so with little to no rationing it's plausible for her to be fat.
Abraham and Eugene should be slimmer too but it doesn't bother me that much.
>>63220473
you can be fat, you should be fat
you lose the fat, you lose something in yourself, you lose what makes you human
>>63219903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEp-XtGOp0s
Why's this guy trying to kill Kathy Bates?
>>63220582
But they're not in Kansas anymore.
>>63220574
>woman runs things
>peaceful, fully functional society in the middle of an apocalypse for two years
>Rick starts running things
>ruins everything, people start dying and walkers charge through the wall
MRA BTFO
WHEN WILL SILLY BOYS LEARN?
>>63219903
>headshots galore consecutively from 20 meters on the run in a field
>can't make one at 2m standing still inside a house
gay desu senpai. They should have at least done better blocking on the actors where he was ducking behind her to make it look like anything but an easy shot.
>>63220366
Pretty sure this line is in the TWD drinking game.
>>63220473
There's another woman in the town who is much fatter.
I like to imagine Denise hangs out with her constantly so she can enjoy being "the skinny one"
![1447173223325[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/GhhgAIH.jpg "1447173223325[1].png")
>>63220668
>>63220661
it has all been luck. without Rick they would get fucked by a herd.
>>63219903
Yeah this was pretty dumb.
>>63220717
>Fat & Fatter
Figured crazy guy is going to use fatty as a meal for zombies when he gets caught in a bind outside. Can't wait to see him pull the Shane and pop her in the leg and escape unharmed.
>Carol and Morgan are fighting
>fatty who's not involved in the fight fails to notice the W dude escaping
I hope she gets eaten.
>>63220906
>I hope she gets eaten.
Tara's on the job
>>63220096
Best one is justified. Dude has a gun to a pregnant ladies stomach and is like, you shoot me and you'll be cleaning up baby juice. raylan goes "have you ever heard of the (brain anatomy term)? Snipers call it the peach. You get hit there there won't be another shot. Just darkness" guys like you really think you're that good? "No not me, him" (motions to Tim) bad guy is like "haha I'm sure, now heres whats gonna happen, you're both gonna low-"BANG right through the head. Later the chief is like what if you missed? Tim goes, I can't ski, I can't carry a tune, but I definitely don't miss.
>>63220661
This was explained VERY WELL in episode 1 of this season by how it was all pure luck that there was a quarry nearby and a shitload of zombies fell into it and all the noise they made attracted more who also fell into it. One giant zombie trap sucking in the vast majority of them in the area, but it was all about to come undone on its own whether Rick and gang showed up or not.
>>63220473
theyve had plenty of food to survive. theyre making cookies ffs
>>63220717
......I think I've thought these two were the same person all this time
>>63221342
You're not alone. Especially since I fastforwarded through all of the "doctor" one. What a gay time to introduce her. Like anyone cares when carol is out ramboing the entire town
>>63221342
Fat was the doctor.
Fatter was guardian of the food.
>>63221817
Something tells me she's not doing a very good job guarding the food.
>>63221998
Oh she was guarding it, alright.
>>63219942
So it's better to give not one but two pistols to a person who in the past has had no problem killing people.
So instead of one fatty dead, you likely have 2 fattys and 2 competent members of the group dead.
The wolf didn't kill them all because shitty writing.
>>63220167
He'll hold the fatty hostage against the Walkers.
The walkers won't touch them because they're not fatty shaming cis scum.
>>63222077
golly
>>63222272
what the fuck are you ranting about now, retard
>>63219903
This honestly really bothered me. There's no reason that they couldn't have taken the shot and the fat cunt is useless as well.
>>63222347
He'll obviously use the fatty as a shield. She's so fat, she can shield a guy against hundreds of walkers from all directions.
>>63221111
How does Justified hold up?, I've been thinking of picking it up since the series ended.
Also, how based is Walton Goggins in it?
how bad do you think this guy smells
>>63220344
>Every life is precious
>Except your own
>>63219903
Look, another kiddie that's never shot a pistol irl.
>>63222583
IRL police and military NEVER take the gun off a hostage taker, I'd wager they know what they're doing.
Why aren't the women in this show throwing themselves at Rick? If I was there I'd be begging him to impregnate me
>>63222708
The only smart woman was Rick's wife, who threw herself at Rick's best friend when she thought Rick's dead and the bestfriend was the new alpha male.
>>63219903
Yeah, I was really hoping they'd go for some kind of subversion or bathos or whatever, just zero-hesitation "LOL no" and drop him. It takes more effort and co-ordination to cut someone's throat than you might think, and he might well not manage it even if they miss.
But the show seems to want the Wolves to be a lot scarier than they actually come across, so I guess a little forced drama.
>>63222807
dumbest must be Maggie, who, when presented with choice, chose small asian dicku
I wonder why there already isn't a Jack Bauer type character who would tacticool the shit out of every situation.
>>63223144
I dont get Negans plan, what CAN he take? your supplies? weapons? and leaves them with their food/crops?
after he has confiscated all their weapons and sleeping bags, what else can he posibly get on the next tax collection day?
Who /BDR/ here?
>>63222708
>Not wanting The Governor to impregnate you
What's wrong with you?
>>63220022
>>63220028
>>63220029
>>63220096
Theres a thing iirc called "the T zone" when in a hostage situation like pic related you have to shoot the offender in the right spot or else their muscles can spasm and kill the other
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flaccid_paralysis_(shooting)
>>63223252
man, i wish i could grow a beard like that
>>63223233
Thats the problem, rick and co. have to keep finding shit in the wild or else theyre fucked
>>63223932
True, but it's only important when the assailant has a gun and his finger is on the trigger. It shouldn't matter when it's just a knife.
oh look! there is a new super villian in town. he is super evil and a real badass.
wtf is this boring shit?
>>63219903
Tommy Wiseau finally flipped his shit.
>>63224110
why wouldn't it matter?
>>63222532
One of my favorite shows. Watched it 3 times. Goggins is beyond amazing. From his style to the way he talks. GOAT banter and dialogue. Definitely watch it. If you aren't hooked by the pilot then idk
>>63224110
>T-zone shots are normally made in a situation where the suspect is armed and holding a hostage, usually at gun or knife point.
>gun or knife
my point still stands, not like the characters are actually thinking "oh shit, I cant shoot the t zone!" but its an excuse
>>63224119
comics, man
>>63223144
Bet you 20 bucks this scene isn't in the show. Don't want to hurt feelings. I'm really skeptical about negan overall, he can say shit, bitch, and piss. In the comics he's never gone like a paragraph without saying fuck
>>63224224
He can say a lot more than that, a lot.
The shield got away with saying so much shit, they said nigger a lot, cum burper, spics, bitch, shit, maybe asshole.
>>63224224
>in the comics he's never gone like a paragraph without saying fuck
>picture has 4 paragraphs and not a single fuck
>>63224284
>taking things literally
>>63224165
>>63224176
Would the muscle spasms be enough to cut someone's throat though?
![oE7N5xt[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gPqR3wP.jpg "oE7N5xt[1].jpg")
post yfw they inevitably kill off the hottest piece of ass on this show in the next half of season 6
>>63224419
Not through all that blubber. Maybe cut her but not real damage
>>63224419
yes
>>63224434
I hope everyone that isn't from Rick's prison group is killed off
>>63219942
Have you ever shot a gun before? He's ~10 feet away, and not making an attempt to keep his head blocked. If you can't hit that shot, even at an amatuer level, then you need to never try ever again.
>>63220717
She was the one in charge of the food stockpile, you can bet she was the fattest person in town.
>>63223233
He's establishing dominance. His plan is monthly supply tribute. He takes half and in turn the Saviors clear out all the walkers from an area.
That's the first time Negan goes to Alexandria. The Saviors still need to clear the area so that Rick's people can start farming like Hilltop. Also, Negan begins to notice how many bullets Alexandria has and realizes Eugene is working a functioning bullet press. That becomes Alexandria's primary mode of production. Ammo.
>>63219984
>everybody was acting retarded in general the last episodeMOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM
>>63221145
> there was a quarry nearby and a shitload of zombies fell into it and all the noise they made attracted more who also fell into it. One giant zombie trap sucking in the vast majority of them in the area
Is it allegory for vagina trapping men or something?
>>63224630
Not wanting
>based Abraham
>based Eugene tricking everybody into being his
>based sword lady (wouldn't mind her dying honestly)
>based Dwight or whoever robs Daryl
But you want to keep
>cry baby Daryl
>plot armor Asian
>Mr I kill everyone for the lulz rick
>black sniper lady with emotional problems who should have died instead of tyreese
Check yourself before you wreck yourself
>>63224873
Michonne was in the prison
I guess Abraham and Sasha would be exceptions
I'd love to keep abraham and get rid of sasha
What's with all the gate, Tara hit the jackpot with fat doctor. Don't you know far girls, their entire body is made our I'd boob.
>>63225414
Tara did so not liked getting kissed by her, they just sat there being awkward
>>63222272
Because she's the ONLY doctor in the fucking place.
She's literally worth like 10 other useless faggots.
>>63225505
>Because she's the ONLY doctor in the fucking place
Bitch didn't know to drain pus out of a wound or all the signs of infection. She's the Doctor Nick Riviera of Alexandria.
>>63225565
Agreed but that's still more than what Micchonne or Rick or Carol the Pie Maker can bring to the table.
>>63225593
>but that's still more than what Micchonne or Rick or Carol the Pie Maker can bring to the table.
Carol has saved everyone's asses on numerous occasions.
>>63225593
Eh carol is spec ops doe
>>63219942
I mean if i was in that situation i would probably give him my gun too, but that's mostly because i never fired a gun before and it would be too risky to do then. But here we are talking about an ex-military chick and company. Both having endured like 2 years in the zombie apocalypse. They shouldn't have a problem shooting him in the head from that distance.
>>63225645
Seriously?
>>63225637
Not by healing shit.
>>63225690
An ounce of prevention, nigger.
![aA7rH7H[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wLAtHZG.jpg "aA7rH7H[1].jpg")
>>63225414
For a fatty, her tits are disappointingly small. Tara's tits are a shit ton bigger than hers, with the added bonus of Tara actually being a qt. She's way outta fatties league.
>>63225741
daaaaaamn sun
>>63225226
>get rid of sasha
I am very racist, but she's the prettiest girl on the show by far
>>63225874
>prettier than Maggie, Pound It, Rick's new bitch, or Rosita
I'd even give Carol the dick over Sasha tbqh
>>63225874
She dosen't bit Maggie for me but yeah definately number 2.
>>63225923
Carol is my waifu
>>63222382
>Two more months and a whole half season of filler before Negan
And then more nothing till the next season premier. Then we finally can have some Negan.
Fuck you AMC
![Christian-Serratos-Alanna-Masterson-and-Danai-Gurira-Hang-Out-Together-14026005682[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KC43X6j.jpg "Christian-Serratos-Alanna-Masterson-and-Danai-Gurira-Hang-Out-Together-14026005682[1].jpg")
>>63225874
I wouldn't go so far as to say she's the prettiest on the show, but she's definitely pretty fine. Only problem is her character is so fuckin annoying. I got so sick of her whining last season.
Still though, I'd hit it. All the women on this show are ridiculously attractive. Here's a picture of Tara and Rosita posing with a gorilla
>>63221111
Then after he was like "Don't you think that was a little extreme" and the other guy says "no but I'd say it was Justified"
>>63225874
u know sasha is tight AF
EVERYTHING about the basement scenes were such cringe. Lets have the fat girl watch some killer. why the fuck was she even in there? Lets give a guy our guns so he could just shoot all of you if he wanted. fuck this finale was shit
>>63225988
is rosita name christian? wtf lol
>>63225988
>Here's a picture of Tara and Rosita posing with a gorilla
Epic :^)
>>63225988
Hey she may not have the best face (although its not bad t b h) she fills her jeans real well. Or do we still do the lol nignog meme?
>>63226198
>>63226270
OOGA BOOGA
>>63225988
Hey look it's a photo of three characters that add nothing to the show.
>>63219984
Seriously why didn't he just shoot everyone when they all gave him their guns????? This show is so fucking stupid
>>63226270
Wow, it's amazing how much better she looks in the show
She's a literal Laquisha
>>63226306
they make my pecker hard, id say they are adding plenty to be honest family
>>63226270
She looks fine.
>>63226326
There surely must be something to her if gov bangs her though.
>>63226391
Oh man is this a thing? Please tell me it's a thing
>>63226578
SO QUIRKY AND COOL LMAO
![03f6514e2c36ed98df569264fcd51f84[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hqlyPtp.jpg "03f6514e2c36ed98df569264fcd51f84[1].jpg")
I'm a big ol racist, so I prefer my TWD women white.
>>63226391
aww man michonne is bald IRL those dreads save her face and 5head
>a jew and two spics
>white
>>63226642
> Theres still a mexican and a jew.
Grow up senpai :^)
>>63226675
>this
>>63226703
Back to pol
>>63226638
nah, shes like the only normal character left on the show. everybody else is a brooding edgelord who only communicate through cheesy speeches
>>63226270
put on some bangs and shes fuckable too
>>63226737
No no, i was against his racisum silly
>>63224434
How are these tits so goddamn big? You don't see those in the show?
>>63226769
They only talk like that because it ain't how it used to be
![michonne-convinces-rick-to-head-for-alexandria[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zEMIrTf.jpg "michonne-convinces-rick-to-head-for-alexandria[1].jpg")
>>63226815
She looks a little better when she's all dolled up, even with the stupid ass bald head. On the show though she's disgusting. dat bitchface
>>63226769
Yeah but she's not a good one, and she only communicates through cheesy speeches, most of which are worse than everyone elses. They should've kept Noah and Bob if they wanted normal people in the show.
>>63226270
Pools closed
![eTxsZIt[3].gif](https://i.imgur.com/N6cywoU.gif "eTxsZIt[3].gif")
>>63226865
They try to keep them secret. But sometimes the secret gets out
>>63223144
>you can't say fuck in american television
>brains and guts are ok just please don't use de f word
>>63226675
>two spics
i count one
>>63226963
>>63226865
She is pregnant.
>>63221111
> I'm having a full-blown PTSD episode
> You get that often?
> Only when i'm handling firearms in public
Gutterson/Duff/RV spin-off when?
>>63226963
They took Jennifer "Hamburger" Hepler hostage?
![ZrnaxQF[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/uaYJkaI.gif "ZrnaxQF[1].gif")
>>63227069
they were huge long before she was pregnant familia
>>63227054
Ones a spic, ones an arab, and people keep saying maggie is a jew but I can't find anything that confirms it
>>63227189
>and people keep saying maggie is a jew but I can't find anything that confirms it
>last name is Cohan
I'm not sure if she's ethnically Jewish, though.
>>63220863
Of course he can get away from hurd easily. but not the others heh
>>63227240
Tara's the jew.
>>63227267
No, Tara's half-Lebanese.
>>63227240
I guess, and ethnically jewish is the only jewish that counts. So its a spic, an arab and a white then.
>>63226270
Wtf? She needs to keep her hair in the long dreds. She'd be a qt nigfu.
>>63224434
moarrrrrrrrrr
>>63227240
Cohan, not Cohen. Cohan is an irish name, Cohen is a jewish name
>>63227371
Dreds a dsigusting though
>>63227751
She just needs to not be bald. Irdc if it's a fro, dreadlocks or any kind of hairstyle possible naturally, or chemically for a black female to have. Just not bald.
She looks like a chia pet 2 days after you put the seeds on.
>>63227751
Pretty much, yeah, but it still looks a hell of a lot better than shaved head.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JLH6iQe.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>63227751
>disgusting
>>63226270
I'M THE NIGGEST, THE BEST
NIGGER THAN THE REST
NIGGER THAN THE REST
Can someone please tell me how the fuck they plan to replace Andrea in the show?
>>63228438
They've already made Sasha the sharpshooter of the group, they'll probably keep Jessie alive as his cum receptacle.
>>63219942
>a remorseless, murderous psycopath has taken her hostage
>she'd die anyway
>>63219942
all non-alexandrians can headshot walkers from 50 miles away.
>>63220344
morgan get off the computer
The show makes dumb people feel smarter, which is why it's so popular. But it's basically a dumb oerson's show.
>>63220473
G E N E T I C S
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Why didn't qt wolf guy kill everybody once he got the guns?
>>63231137
Script said he's gotta live to shoot Carl in February
>>63231204
?????
What does that have to do with him killing all of those background characters, Morgan, and Carol?
>>63221111
quads
>>63219903
>/b/taketumblrashostage.png
Wtf is everyone sperging about? In a hostage situation you are never supposed to give up your weapon because the most dangerous course of action is that they'll kill the hostage and then kill you.
>>63219903
B-but. M-muh cliffhanger, sempai.
>>63231929
>thread is full of complains of people saying they were dumb to give the bad guy their weapons
>retard goes "hurrr ur not supposed to give bad guy the weapons why are you guys complaining????"
Are you even reading the thread?
>>63226270
Nnnnnnnnnope!
>>63219942
lets just ignore the fact that everyone on the show has aimbot when it comes to headshotting walkers, saggyjewtits headshotted a bunch of walkers in the previous episode to save spencer.
>>63232485
Don't forget she was using one hand, while hanging off of a wall. And the walkers were moving horizontally across her vision.
>>63232167
It was about 50/50 from what I read chief
>>63227143
Tara's such a qt. I hope she survives All Out War
