New card.
Picked 'em up from the printers yesterday.
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
Did he really killed all those people?
>>63200377
nice
>>63200377
here we go
>>63200377
Impressive. Very nice.
Is the book any good? Also do people still use business cards?
>>63200377
Oh my god... it's even got a watermark...
>>63200436
Of course people still use them. What would make you think otherwise? How old are you? Do you have a job?
>>63200342
That's very cool Bateman, but that's nothing.
Eggshell with Romalian Type.
Have a look at my numbers
>>63200436
>Also do people still use business cards?
Yes, although some places like my company (fuckhuge enterprise) stopped issuing them all together to 'save money' on printing costs.
>>63200342
wonder how this would go in 2015
>hey check out this app?
>*Patrick Bateman look*
that app, the springyness of it, the colors, its so easy to use. wow i must have that app
So, Pierce & Pierce has multiple vice presidents? For what purpose exactly?
>>63200569
>Yeah, 1.99 on the Apple store, no in-app purchases necessary, top o' the line software, a killer app
>>63200617
The notion that all these people are completely interchangable
>>63200569
the modern equivalent would be a linkedIn page, and how much business speak you could cram into one section to make your job sound more important that it is.
>>63200644
impressive. very nice.
>>63200640
i remember showing my high school pals a $999 dollar app and it was kinda like this
>>63200379
Maybe
>>63200644
>>63200677
whats going on here?
was it dubs?
>>63200731
something about doubles
>>63200663
people seriously care about linkedin? as much as Facebook? i aint got both I'm such a thug I'm ugly and I'm proud!!!
inb4 kill yourself
>>63200710
What was the app?
everyone stand the fuck back
>>63200753
what are you doing
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
D-DO YOU NEED TO CHECK THESE?
>>63200379
No, Patrick Bateman didn't exist he was the embodiment of everything wrong with the 80's yuppie golden boys of wallstreet.
>>63200851
>ywn be an 80's yuppie golden boy of Wall Street
>>63200617
>So, Pierce & Pierce has multiple vice presidents? For what purpose exactly?
You obviously don't work for a corporation, its insane just how top heavy my organization is. I have 3 levels of managers and directors before they get to the division VP, and that person reports to Sr VP of the division, who reports to the VP of the parent co etc,
iVIP Black
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>>63200774
>people seriously care about linkedin?
It serves its purpose which is just basically a way of networking with other people in the industry and getting yourself out there. Its pretty much a requirement to one when you apply for you big boy jobs.
>>63200965
Imagine if they made a remake.
>>63200617
>I haven't seen office space nor worked at a large corporation
>tfw there's 49,037 people in the US with Bateman as their surname
Oh boyyy
>>63200997
i'd rather have a imbd page desu
>>63200663
>Horizontally integrated corporate synergy
If dubs, I leave /tv/ forever.
>>63200342
>AQUISITIONS
>>63200617
They're all vapid yuppies and their equally vapid positions reflect this. The whole scene is a joke about how much they value superficial shit like business cards and the name of their job in the company.
>>63201089
>>Horizontally integrated corporate synergy
>We are solutioning a cross platform application utilizing multiple resources that will assist career pathing.
protip: resources are people
>>63200436
>Is the book any good?
the book is a lot better than the movie
>>63200569
>wonder how this would go in 2015
Excuse me, I have to return some YIFY torrents
>>63201106
You're stuck with usforever.
>>63201194
Private Eye has a great regular section for this kind of shit
>>63200617
They are modern royalty, all these positions are meaningless, they're leeches
Trips I kill myself
>>63201433
You're close man, but not too close!
Just a little cut.
>>63201433
Damn not today
>>63201332
>>63200617
The cards are all identical except for name
Its to show that they're all more or less the same person
no dubs, no love
i have seriously never understood how people get dubs and ive been here all summer.
>>63202641
Nice, very impressive
>>63202641
>putting a gmail address on a business card
>>63202718
>all summer
Son, I've been here for over a year (started Sept 2014).
>>63202850
im not sure if youre serious tbqh faam
>>63202641
this is a terrible shitty card and you should feel ashamed to even be alive.
