Seriously, what if this movie turns out to be super campy, horrible pacing, terrible editing, horrible annoying characters/actors, retarded twist, and incredibly disappointing overall? What if it's worse than Phantom Menace?
What happens to the
>"LOL we gonna make a new star wars movie every year forever" - Disney
If it's bad?
Trailers can be deceiving.
>>63199077
the brand despite all that happened is now a cultural touchstone, it will take disney a while to destroy it
>>63199077
It's will look better than the prequels (how could it not) and it will play it safe, which will be enough to keep the retarded fans happy.
It will be bad in the sense it will be boring and just retreading the same shit as the originals, it won't take any risks so won't fail horribly in any area except creativity and originally. Basically it will epitomize modern Hollywood in every possible way.
It's probably not even going to be that good, just an okay action movie. All of the hype comes from normies who don't understand what marketing is doing to their brains and rabid fanboys who would eat up anything if it has Star Wars name on it.
>>63199077
No one can fuck up more than George did when he made the prequels. No one. The worst case scenario would still be better than the prequels and even the prequels made a huge amount of money.
>>63199077
The prequels were a financial success, just like this will be.
The leaks however all confirm it will be dreadful. Even Boyega did an interview recently where he said he wasn't sure if the fans would like it.
>That Disney damage control statement about the death star 3 rehash
>>63199077
The trailer makes it look shit, but when its terrible it wont be a surprise at all. I hope Disney have to cancel the next set of flicks and that JJ never works again.
>>63199077
people who call it bad will automatically be labeled as racist
It will be bad, but it will be the best one
1 movie out of 7 is a lot
People don't even go go to movie theaters to watch a good movie anymore. They watch trailers, get hyped just to fell anything in their lifes and to socialize. Welcome to information age.
It doesn't matter if its good or bad, all it has to do is pollute the white gene pool with nigger DNA to further the cause of zionist occupation by creating a brainless, mulatto consumer race.
>>63199334
do racist ppl actually see black ppl like the character drawn in this pic
>>63199077
>JJ Abrahms
It will be mediocre and forgettable like all his other movies but not bad
>post yfw JJ makes this just like Star Trek, like how he made Star Trek into Star Wars
>>63199334
That was their plan all along. they knew the movie would suck so they hired a black guy to take the fall
>>63200432
I'd be thrilled desu
It won't be bad, Disney is directing this movie, they are using the playsafe book, at the worst will be nothing special
HOL UP
>>63199077
It'll make money anyway. It's going to be shit. Just look at the actors.
The upside, if you can call it that, is that Star Wars will continue making money so in a few decades you might actually see a decent one again. I'm afraid this new trilogy won't be it though.
>>63199891
they don't?
its disney, i dunno what the fuck you guys are expecting...
these are going to be worse than the prequels.
>>63199077
>Campy
>Annoying characters
>Retarded twist
Sounds like Star Wars to me.
It's been designed by committee to make the largest amount of money and appeal to the widest demographic.
This will prevent it from being truly great, but it will also prevent it from being truly bad. The fact that no one on it is the undisputed top dog like Lucas was will stop any truly awful creative decisions.
>>63200897
I'm still counting on JJ Abrams to pull some shit out of his bag of awful, pointless directing.
>BOYEGA, YOUR FATHER WAS THE CAPTAIN OF THE DEATHSTAR FOR 5 MINUTES
>LENSFLAARRRRE
>IN THAT TIME HE SAVED EVERY LIFE ABOARD
>I WANT YOU TO JOIN STAR-EMPIRE FLEET
>>63201271
he's Lando and Leia's son, cap this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMaT8FUyQdY
>>63200892
>its disney, i dunno what the fuck you guys are expecting...
>these are going to be worse than the prequels.
Its JJ , even if its as bad as into darkness it will be better than the prequels.
>>63199077
>What if it's worse than Phantom Menace?
Then the subsequent Plinkett review will more than make up for it
>>63199077
It will still make lots of money
Remember that Star Wars fans loved The Phantom Menace for the first few weeks before the backlash really started.
>>63201514
>Star Wars Episode 7 is the most dissapointing thing since Star Wars Episode 3...
>>63201830
>tfw hope it's horrible so that we get a 2 hr in depth Plinkett analsis
It's more likely to be mediocre than outright bad, just like the OG trilogy
>>63202364
>implying those lazy reddit fucks actually do Plinkett reviews anymore and not just meme in the bag.
>>63199157
But the villain's lightsaber also come out to the side bro. That's super cool and innovative tbqhf.
>>63202458
Half in the bag is great though
>what if
>>63199290
Post the leaks pls I haven't seen them yet. Or a atleast a summary of the leaks
>>63202458
>tfw there will never be another Plinkett review
>>63199254
>No one can fuck up more than George did when he made the prequels. No one.
This is what ignorant slime believe. And this is exactly the kind of stupidity that Disney are preying upon, creating these new movies.
>>63202483
It's not their best work. It's not what made them popular.
It wont be bad, maybe it will even be good, but it wont be fresh or exciting. The prequels were bad, but they still felt new. It was a new era of star wars which you had never seen before.
7 looks like 4, 5, and 6 just for the nostalgia pandering. Everything in the movie is going to be "hey remember when Luke and the gang did this??!?"
>>63199077
Always relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqcrzE9pZOQ
>>63202497
They're not leaks.
They're a mixture of speculation and borderline fan-fiction.
>>63202548
I don't care what anyone says, that still brings a smile to my face.
>>63202497
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0ByQR6taehVh7MUdKLWdLRUx5eG8/view?pli=1
>>63199077
The prequels were pretty successful despite being terrible m8. This movie would have to be really really horrible for the box office to be affected much. And even then it's still gonna make a fuck ton.
Even if every one of these new Star Wars movies are on par with or even worse than the prequels I bet it'll take at least close to a decade for them to stop pulling in money.
>>63201425
Generic sci-fi action is not better than the prequels
>>63199077
Disney isn't dumb enough to release this as a bad movie.
They would keep iterating until it's good considering just how much money is on the line here.
We're talking about a franchise that will likely end up pulling in over 10 billion dollars for them in the next 5 years (Movies + merchandising).
The major difference between Disney and George Lucas is that Disney is a peer review process. They won't allow a script that is utter shit to make it through.
If one of their movies is bad it's because the script didn't translate to film well and they didn't have enough riding on it to fix it.
It's a science at this point for them.
>what if
>>63202788
>this is what fanboys actually believe
>>63202492
I like that stormtrooper who's just staring at him. I wonder what he's thinkin.
>what if
>what if this movie turns out to be super campy, horrible pacing, terrible editing, horrible annoying characters/actors, retarded twist, and incredibly disappointing overall?
So like every marvel capeshit movie? People don't give a shit.
>>63202888
I never said you'd think it's good. I said it's a science. They'll make a film that is the LCD.
>what if
>>63202548
i got goosebumps tbqh
>>63201271
underrated post
>>63203063
Jesus fuck, what is that?
>>63199077
>The movie begins off with a star destroyer being downed after a space battle
>Finn, a stormtrooper finds himself alive on a desert planet, Jakku, when he is discovered by Rey.
>Rey is most likely the child of Han Solo and Leia
>>63203225
The key to all this.
>>63203225
maz pumpkin
>>63203233
Nah, that wrecked star destroyer has been there for 29 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7waDN0ukFxw
Finn steals a TIE and crashes it on Jakku.
>>63199077
Probably won't be "bad" in the same way Phantom Menace is bad. It'll be a more hollow sort of bad, like JJ's soulless Star Trek movies. It will be a passable facsimile of a Star Wars movie, but without the heart and soul of the original trilogy. Disney will make back their billions, and life will go on.
>lightsaber duels confirmed to be not flippy ballerina shit from the prequels
The movies are getting more and more proof that they will be at least greater than 1,2, and 3.
>>63203694
If thats all it takes then you are the reason why we got 1, 2 and 3
thanks geekchic
>>63203552
I'm wondering what the hell happens to Poe
obviously it's Poe flying the TIE, Finn doesn't know how to pilot a ship. But how do they get separated? Why is Poe not hanging out with Finn and Rey? How does he get back to the Resistance to fly the X-Wing later in the movie?
it'll be too hacky and derivative to be outright terrible. it will be bad-mediocre though
>>63203694
>The movies are getting more and more proof that they will be at least greater than 1,2, and 3.
You really are a sad sack, aren't you?
>>63202548
Whoever cut this trailer should have edited the prequels, tbqhf.
>>63199077
If this movie sucks, I am going to walk into a theater and start killing innocent people. I will write a suicide note specifying that this movie was horrible and I was doing these people a favor.
>>63203063
Goddamnit JJ, you fucking hack.
>>63199838
WTF is with all the SJWs on /tv/? Did they swarm from /pol/ or something?
Going by the leaks, it's basically A New Hope with a new coat of paint. The safest possible movie.
>>63199077
D R O P P E D
>>63203994
Carrie Fisher? More like Carrie throw her back in the lake.
>>63203980
I've suspected this since the beginning. It'll be ok, but will be super duper safe, no risks will be taken at all.
In the case of the tie fighters it's literally a new coat of paint.
I expect another massacre
