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/CO/ REPORTING IN!
ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN
>Marvel btfo
Need my Ben Haram In Sudan Affleck fix.
Still nothing on jewtube
I couldn't be less interested in DC movies if I tried to be. This one looks especially lame.
Damn it I was just about to go to bed and now you tell me this
CAPESHIT GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD ALREADY FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63198657
Where is it?
>>63198657
Wanna know why I know you're a faggot pleb?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NnwHAxaLs-Y
So wheres the trailer niggers
>>63199414
Not the trailer, they put a teaser for the trailer on wednesday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6as8ahAr1Uc
>>63198657
>all these capeshit threads come from /co/mblr
color me surprised
where faggots
>>63201155
Clark looks so unbelievable fucking pissed it's making me piss on my pants. Is it because he just found out Ben Affleck is Batman?
>>63201155
>trailer for a trailer
dammit hollywood
>>63201389
>all these capeshit movies come from comic books
color me retarded
>>63198993
here is is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6as8ahAr1Uc
Is this premiering on tv or online?
>>63201155
I expected a fart noise at the end.I was dissapointed that there wasn't
>>63201155
>Not breaking his back before
Embarrasshing
>>63201665
Bane?
>>63201155
Since Superman pulled that mask off, will Batman die?
>>63201749
>knightmare
i already hate dream sequences - but making one just for an extra action figure just broke the floor and found a new low
that argo writer better be worth it
>>63199061
wew
so much meme
>>63201844
Is that seriously a dream sequence?
>>63201783
It looks extremely painful.
>>63201896
that's the vibe I was getting
>>63201844
>>63201749
holy shit so the dessert scene with batman snapping necks was a dream sequence?
>>63198657
>DC Cringe thread
>>63199181
0/100
DROPED
>>63201912
He's a big guy
>>63202056
For Superman.
>"The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that... There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
- George Lucas
>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
- Simon Pegg
>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"
- Alec Guinness
>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape.. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core. "
- David Cronenberg
>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me."
- William Friedkin
>“They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human.”
- Alejandro Iñárritu
>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire... this religion... It is so important that superheroes suffer... I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States."
- Alejandro Jodorowsky
>"To my mind, this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"
Alan Moore
Kill yourself manchildren
>>63202182
HEY MAN F UUUUU I LOVE FILM
>>63202182
>unironically posting the opinions of george lucas and simon pegg
kek tier
>>63202182
>>63202182
Ohhh maaaan! well, if George Lucas said it, I guess I'm killing myself. Comicbook movies truly are childlike, unlike poetry.
>>63202307
>bait
>literally word-for-word quotes from highly-esteemed actors, screenwriters, directors, and published authorities
pick 1
don't shoot the messenger
that goes double for you pizza-roll inhaling capeshit-loving janitors
>Only a 50 seconds teaser
>Marvel already BTFO
>>63202182
Inarritu is correct tho.
>>63202182
>He has a George Lucas quote saved on his PC to use in defense of his opinions
is that it? a teaser for a trailer?
nothing else today?
....and that's it.......?????
>>63198657
why can't you and capeshit just fucking stay on /co/
>>63202182
This.
>>63198657
Bin Affleck can eat a dick.
>>63202182
this coment >>63202457 is very damaging, care to reply?
Batman looks like a fucking bionicle
Snyder a shit
>>63198657
marvel fags on suicide watch
>>63202182
>Lucas calling other shit childish
>this from the guy that shoved Jar Jar down your throat
>>63205834
>>63205834
I can die now
>>63198657
That trailer was legit garbage son
>>63205865
Cause for him star Wars was about family. A movie to see with your wife and children. He didn't get that the world went full autistic with the liberalism.
He is sterile y'know.
>>63205834
oh god it just won't stop
i see synder hasn't gotten over the "lets make everything brown" meme yet
>>63205963
What colour should he make sand then? Blue?
Fuck off
>>63202182
>I shit on the United States
I laugh every time
>>63205834
>>63198657
>>63205834
Baneposting just keeps evolving.
Thanks DC.
SO batman has eyeshadow around his eyes making his skin look black in the eye holes of the mask but then when it gets ripped off the skin returns to being skin colour
DROPPED
>>63206324
oh shit nigger watr you doing
how didn't they catch that?
>>63206066
Archive
Gay marvel samefag
>>63206324
Same thing happened in Batman Returns.
>>63202182
OP ignore the /co/ and /sp/ shitters
agree 100%
>>63206324
It's a dream sequence. That shit doesn't have to make sense.
>>63198657
What's the actor's name again?
>>63201155
>pulls off mask
>eyeliner disappears
>>63206925
ben "celebrated on 9/11" affleck
>>63206078
1000 years from now when future archaeologist find the temples they will wonder who were these two demigods locked in combat CIA and Bane? Who were their saints Masketta Man and Dr. Pavel? Why didn't he fly so good? Why did he have a lot loyalty for a hired gun? And most importantly if they took off the mask would he die?
>>63207474
>masketta man
top fucking kek
these viral marketing campaigns are getting fucking unbearable, and you /tv/tards fall for it
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
This movie looks like a farce
>>63208278
Honestly Baneposting has ruined anything Batman related on this board, and for me personally. It's a good kind of ruined though since I'm tired of capeshit.
That and Marvel has such a lead on DC it's not even a competition.
>>63208143
Says the anon posting in the thread made by hollywood shills.
I can't wait for Plotarmorman vs Godman.
>that Cavill "acting"
They need Routh back
>>63201749
>Knightmare Batman
i fucking hate those fedora tippers who say that they don't like BVS but when the movie will come in cinema they are the first in line at the theater
get a fuckig live and stop trying to look cool by hating this piece of art
this movie will remain in history our childrens will learn about it at school in 100 years
>>63207672
>>63208880
A live bro? A FUCKING LIVE?! Shut the fuck up nerd
>>63202182
Alec Guinness sounds like an asshole. Saying that to a 30 year old? That's funny. A 12 year old kid who it's obviously marketed to? What a dick.
Are there any other Star Wars actors that hate the movies?
>>63206959
that was movie Kickass where he actually applied eye makeup right?
big daddy
was a nice little part in there I thought
>>63201749
its uncanny
>>63201155
2 alphas going at it is way better than the love triangle we're getting in CW
>>63201155
>Sneak for a teaser for a trailer
>>63201544
>some guy uploaded a torrent for the Capt. America Civil War trailer and people are downloading it
>>63205865
>missing the point by this much
Jesus christ how fucking stupid do you have to be to not realize that Jar Jar was for kids, and george Lucas added him in because he believes this shit is for kids?
>>63202182
>I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States."
so.......... where's the trailer?
>>63211470
>tune in this wednesday
>currently tuesday
fuck you guys
>>63211470
That WAS the trailer
Damn Superman looks like shit in the sneak. looks he lost weight from drugs. plus that balding..
>>63211559
>Tune in to Jimmy Kimmel Live this Wednesday, December 2nd, at 11:35 / 10:35 CT for the worldwide debut of the new #BatmanvSuperman: Dawn of Justice trailer. Here's an exclusive sneak.
>>63211599
I don't get it
>>63211608
Tune in to Jimmy Kimmel Live this Wednesday, December 2nd, at 11:35 / 10:35 CT for the worldwide debut of the new #BatmanvSuperman: Dawn of Justice trailer. Here's an exclusive sneak.
>>63202457
Except he's right. yfw even George Lucas himself is telling us retards to grow the fuck up and get a life.
>>63202182
"I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States"
BUILD WALL NOW
FUCK THE TACO NIGGERS
