What happened to Doug Walker?
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I can't seem to even recommend his videos anymore, the first 10-15 minutes is always a cringy as fuck terribly acted introduction to a subpar review not catered to children or adults. He cusses too much for children and expects to entertain 20-something year olds with his light and boring humor? Who are the actors that are even in his videos? His close friends?
I used to enjoy watching these reviews when it was just him in front of this wallpaper. Why is he fucking that up?
Because he is whore
>>63174549
I like the skits. They add more character to the reviews. The old stuff was getting boring.
He knows Don Bluth and many other low tier celebrity actors/ ex animators
I miss when it was just him, behind his desk, bitching about movies.
At least back then he was tolerable.
He needs to get rid of his 'crew' and all the retarded skits and shit and just get back to his fucking roots.
Until then, if I ever get in the mood to watch anything from him, I find myself skipping most of it.
>>63174658
literally this.
when the review ends and he goes back to the skit, i turn it off immediately.
>>63174656
Nice try you fuck
>>63174690
What?
He thinks he's a talented comedic writer. He tried to retire NC to make a new series called, "Demo Reel." Feeling it would be a hit, he rented a large studio and hired some local theater actors in the Chicago area. Then when Demo Reel flopped, and he realized he was losing views, He brought NC back. and still had contractual obligations to fulfill with the actors he hired. Neo-Nostalgia Critic is a fused mess of Demo Reel and NC.
>>63174690
He literally had Don Bluth on his show, you fag
>tfw Linkara is an even bigger egotistical hack
part 3 of his movie is so great I can't stop watching it
>>63175231
That's pretty cool actually. Shame Bluth has to whore himself out to kickstarter these days, suppose Spielberg stopped answering his calls.
>>63175283
>$60,000SPEECHES
>>63175313
I honestly thought he was dead
>>63175375
Well his career is for sure, to many box offices failures in a row and just animation was on the decline when he got out of the business.
>>63174549
Exact reason i started watching yms instead of NC
I felt sorry for the Dragon's Lair guy in the last video T B Q F H
Did Linkara really date a tranny?
>>63175313
Bluth's kickstarter failed. Old man can't even e-beg right smmfh
>>63175641
>>63174656
Poor Don
>>63175647
Yes.
Pretty based to refer to herself as Iron Liz, honestly.
>>63175641
You gotta feel bad for the guy, he left Disney when looked like it was about to die, pouched some of their best talent. Ended up making a couple good pictures but nothing compared to work like Little Mermaid or Beauty & The Beast. If he would have stayed he might have had a very different legacy than he does now.
>>63175648
I thought about contributing but I just don't think he has it in him anymore.
>>63175648
But it didn't
>>63175735
It's only for a pitch anyway, which doesn't guarantee a movie will get made. Hollywood knows giving Bluth another shot means another flop. He's not sitting on some hot IP, it's a dumb arcade game that people vaguely remember.
>>63175743
It did though. He's moving to Indiegogo because they do flexible funding. Why would Bluth suddenly get more money on the Yahoo of crowdfunding sites?
>>63174656
holy shit I didn't know he was still alive. He probably doesn't either lmao
I like it better when he uses his skits to make a point (like the TMZ one) but even those drag on too long. I've noticed the production value has gon up on them and it makes me kinda sick thinking how much those costs and where he gets the money from.
>>63175647
No. She is a woman. She has always been a woman.
>>63176102
Where is the money coming from?
>>63176143
They e-begged 90k like 2 years ago. They claimed the first episode of the game show cost 47,000 but that's a flat out lie.
They stopped doing the game show after 7 episodes, and they still have 2 other shows they promised.
>>63174817
And then there was the whole saga regarding the failure of Pop Quiz Hotshot
>>63176317
Damn that's pretty fucked. Should never give money to people with no actual video production knowledge. Linkara's movie has a complete lack of any technical skill from everything from camera work to basic lighting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkEhtD10pX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twtLe276mls
>>63176437
At least that shitfest got made though
>>63176448
Why did you post these 7 hour long videos? Did you actually expect anyone to listen to this shit? Kill yourself
>>63176496
In the description there are timestamps of when particular topics one may be interested in are addressed.
All for your convenience, friend :^)
>>63176496
One of the most interesting stories to me is the twitch story. Twitch practically begged TGWTG to stream something on their site for promotion, but CEO Michaud turned it down. Few years later, twitch gets bought by Amazon for a billion dollars.
>>63174549
>cusses too much for children
>implying that kids don't fucking love cussing
You now realize that not just the Nostalgia Chick, but all the runner-ups that originally auditioned for the title (like JesuOtaku and That Chick With the Goggles) have left Channel Awesome.
>>63176595
JO came a few years later. Marzgurl is still with the site, even though there are more popular anime review shows on the same site.
>>63176587
>marketing a rated R show to children
makes sense
>>63174549
He needs the the inherent talent of someone like Paul Latza to set the show straight..
>>63176673
Paul plz
>>63176642
Wait, it was Marz that was one of the NC auditioners, not Jesu? Did I mix that up? Oh well, forget what I said. Still NC and NC runner-ups not withstanding my point is a lot of people have left the site over the years.
>>63176681
Are you telling me you wouldn't want to see latza on CA?
>>63176569
That sounds like someone who lacks any business savvy or foresight for the industry. Twitch was already having large growth even from when it first got started.
>>63176642
Marzgurl doesn't even review anime anymore. Lets her audience tell her what to review now, mostly.
>>63176705
That's like Lucy letting Charlie Brown kick the football. Some things should never happen.
Whatever happened to Latza?
I stopped watching his stuff back in highschool around 2009, you gotta let it go.
Also his opinions are almost as bad as his nasally voice.
>>63176743
Does her audience pity her? She's not that interesting. Her voice is fucking awful, and if it weren't for Linkara whiteknighting her since day 1, she'd probably have given up reviewing by now.
>>63176771
He's trying to make it in LA.
Here's some new Latza to hold you over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcTe-Aacszw
>>63176771
still holding on
>>63176862
That video was pretty pathetic, is he trying to anti-humor thing or does he thing it's still 2007?
I hate the extra people. He needs to stick to commentary without the coattails brigade.
>>63176862
Jesus Christ Latza, get it together
>>63174656
This is Doug Walker's Cheetahmen scandal.
>>63177058
What happened there? I watch AVGN but don't keep up with any of the actual drama.
>>63174656
His neck looks like it would be painful to have
>>63177099
Some guys purchased the rights to a meme game and were selling it well above a fair price when you could literally just emulate them (why you'd want to I don't know) and AVGN and Douge supported it
>>63177178
I remember awhile back AVGN mentioned something about disliking emulation, makes sense he would support something like that though it doesn't sound like the best decision.
>>63176933
You should read his twitter sometime. He's like an android attempting humor.
I thought his Food Fight review was good.
>>63177198
>disliking emulation
What a weird thing to dislike, you'd think every gamer would be cool with emulation of old games especially if they're hard to find thanks to scalper fags.
>>63177099
Greg Pabich who owns the rights to Cheetahmen started a fundraiser to "finish" Cheetahmen 2 so he got James and a couple of other minor e-celebs to endorse his campaign. However the costs were mostly lies since Pabich just copied a free fix patch made by PacoChan.
James later apologized on his site saying it was just an ad like any other.
>>63176863
>motivational speech about not giving up
>from a voice actor
>an anime voice actor
>>63177238
Muh save states, muh mershun
![Angry Video Game Nerd- The Movie-HD.mp4_snapshot_00.18.12_[2014.09.02_23.56.39].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VBjznTj.jpg "Angry Video Game Nerd- The Movie-HD.mp4 snapshot 00.18.12 [2014.09.02 23.56.39]")
>>63177238
I think he likes the idea of the 'authentic experience', kind how some people don't like e-books. Still, emulation is the eventual fate for him probably considering cartridges will not last forever.
>>63177245
At least he apologized for it I suppose.
>>63176863
STANDING
>>63176771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu_YMM9dTxg
>>63174597
Just because you started this thread doesn't mean you're allowed to contribute to it, Doug.
>>63177339
>Gamer's Atlas will never come back
>>63177339
>"Hi Mike!"
>>63177438You're gonna carry that weight.
![Mad Bull 34 - 2 [66F7BDC9].mkv_snapshot_26.41_[2014.08.11_19.03.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fdICHsP.jpg "Mad Bull 34 - 2 [66F7BDC9].mkv snapshot 26.41 [2014.08.11 19.03.07]")
>>63177339
Oh this is pretty sad.
>>63177546
I can't believe this shit is better shot and edited then Linkaras movie
>>63177642
Linkara has the technical skill of Chris Chan.
>>63177339
>this one video has more views than all of his others put together and it's a mirror
Tragic, yet hilarious
>>63177695
I think his high society review has more
>>63177546
>dude referential humor lmao
why is latza suck a hack?
So what about Linkara's power rangers series?
>>63177754
WHEN IT'S DONE!!!
>>63177754
NO. SET. SCHEDULE.
>>63177754
Muh adblock delayed it
![[EG]ZZ_Gundam_BD_02_Resub(720p)[115ABF72].mkv_snapshot_02.47_[2014.07.16_05.58.42].png](https://i.imgur.com/OM9xL8Z.png "[EG]ZZ Gundam BD 02 Resub(720p)[115ABF72].mkv snapshot 02.47 [2014.07.16 05.58.42]")
>>63177785
>$700,000
>$700,000
>$700,000
Most independent movies don't even have a budget like that.
>>63177245
>James later apologized on his site
No he didn't
>>63177730
Paul's an andrioid. He doesn't have an original thought in his head. What he thinks are his thoughts are algorithms programmed in him to adapt to human culture. Somehow, he veered way off course and is stuck trying to become a nerd culture icon.
>>63177754
No one gave a fuck about it
>>63176848
Holy shit, that's serious autism
Not necessarily the question, but the fact he's asking it in a public place where the person he's referring to could easily theoretically see it
>>63176126
That's a lie
>>63174549
>I used to enjoy watching these reviews
Why, this guy is like the definition of adult loser. He was the kid with no friends(even in band), and overcompensated by acting "better" than everyone by liking obscure bad media.
>>63177897
You are not the supreme arbiter of other people's genders!
>>63177339
I laugh at him but can't help but feel bad for him, he's got a dream but there's no way he'll ever come close to accomplishing it.
>>63177339
>mentions mlp and fucking amv hell
Jesus christ Latza
>>63177339
>Woah, you go big guy!
or
>Oh, sugoi desune!
>>63177927
Eh that's true for the majority of people, we all end up settling eventually unless you're truly exceptional or lucky.
>>63177921
Yes I am
How about littlekuriboh wasn't he on the site?
>>63177953
It was definitely Big Guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S3YXXp6bOM
>>63177974
DBZ Abridged was on there briefly, but not YGO Abridged.
>>63177995
I swear it was the other way around
I just finished watching Linkara's movie. Jesus christ that was awful.
At least To Boldly Flee tried to have some excitement in it, as in you didn't know what was going to happen, even if you didn't care about the plot at all
But this piece of shit always told you what was going to happen.
>Characters are in trouble - Linkara saves them
>Linkara is in trouble - Character played by Linkara saves him
>Linkara makes a mistake - NOT! He did it on purpose you fool, he never makes a mistake!
The thing I hate the most is that the movie takes itself so fucking seriously. Only one who tried to do a self-satire thing was Brad, but Linkara was really taking his shit seriously. As if he was directing To the Wonder or something. I don't care if he spent 60K or 10K or $30 or 230Million on this, it was awful.
>>63174656
I thought Don Bluth was dead for over a decade. Where the hell has he been the last 20 years?
>>63177995
I think he did a few collabs with them.
I don't know how, but he got the idea that fucking wrestling vlogs like Spoony would be a good thing to do
>>63178056
Doing jack shit
So has Linkara reviewed his own comic yet?
>>63178014
The entire movie was just to feed into Linkara's massive ego.
>>63178014
Part 3 is by far the worst or best depending on how you look at it.
>you guys haven't faced shit you've never been face to face with a god and made him blink
BRAVO LATZA
>>63178091
Which of the 4 monologues in that part was your favorite? :^)AND THEN YOU FROZE
>>63178056
20 years ago, he was still churning out animated flops like Pebble and the Penguin, and Anastasia was his last success. Blew his good standing with Fox after Titan AE and hasn't a directed a movie since.
>>63178014
What the fuck does this have to do with reviewing comic books?
>>63178140
You aren't a real reviewer until you have most of your video dedicated to skits
>>63178014
Once you get to part three it literally becomes
>SPEECHES IN SPACE: THERE'S KITCHEN CABINETS IN SPACE
Nigga has no sense of pace nor action, there's not even the basic structure of what makes a movie a movie. I've never seen a climax so rushed. And the real horrible part is that they spent $60k on this shit, with no knowledge of budgeting and actual film making, just a smug "we can do it just as good as the real guys" attitude.
>>63176448
>taking anything LordFat says as truth
Dude is just hella mad he kept getting overshadowed by a bunch of autists so he resorted to smear campaigns to get noticed. He even ranted like a lil girly man for nearly three hours because his journalism career failed and instead of owning up to it he blamed it all on some shitty joke Spoony made.
>>63178125
they were all amazing in their own special way I couldn't pick just one
The shitty skits has been something that has plagued his entire site for years. My buddy recommended Phelos a few years back and I watched a couple of his older videos which was just him shitting on the awful Resident Evil movies and then I saw a recentish one at the time with that ginger cunt Lupa and all the vid was was Phelos saying something in a whiny little voice and then smiling at Lupa while she makes a shitty little face. Did everyone have to agree to mandatory shitty cameos and skits when they joined the site? Everyone there seems to have the same shitty sense of humor of "Something stupid happened, better turn and look to the other guy for 10 seconds and then randomly get overly angry and a minor plot point"
>>63178215
Mike Michaud is a lazy, do-nothing asshole. Pretty much everyone not at CA has said that.
>>63178188
>Celestia or whatever name the evil spaceship has is 30x times bigger than Linkara's housewooden spaceship
>Is only operated by two persons and explodes in one minute
>CyberLinkara PowerDVD7 is told to be a real threat to Linkara and his friends
>HE IS A MONSTER GUYS
>They literally shoot at him for like 5 minutes and he's dead and gone
>He didn't even hurt or kill one fucking character
This movie was a monument to nothing
>>63178257
Lupa basically ruined the presentation of his reviews entirely, if you can't tell they're a couple and they certainly forced it down your throat since it began his reviews nosedived instantly.
>>63178257
Phelos was the worst because he'd point out how stupid and overdone plots in the middle of a review are yet continue to do it anyway.
>>63178125
90's kid.
>HE LITERALLY PROVIDED AN "EMOTIONAL" BACKSTORY MONOLOGUE FOR A FUCKING HUMOR GAG
Literally turned of the screen and walked out of the cinema
>>63178322
Yeah, but he did do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l22EcG2R9RQ
>>63174549
Demo Reel happened
>>63174597
fuck off
Reminder that Linkara believes his 90s Kid, Harvey, Mechakara, and all his other characters are all real, they just exist in another reality.
>>63177878
Nah, he's a skinwalker. He's desperately trying to understand these hoo-man emotions so he can replace others, but fortunately for humanity he's utter shit at it.
So I wouldn't worry about it, hahah
>>63178314
>Lupa keked Apollo Z Hack with Phelous
>Apollo was fired for an on set outburst and breaking the NDA during Surburan Knights
>mfw Apollo spends his days reviewing Godzilla toys from his mom's storage room he converted into a bedroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVy6NFEd5aQ
>>63175735
>but nothing compared to work like Little Mermaid or Beauty & The Beast.
Anastasia and Titan A.E were both far better than those 2
>>63178398
Mechakara? Which one was that
>>63178448
The one with the aluminum foil on his face
>>63178438
Anastasia might be somewhere near those two, but Titan AE just isn't in the same league. I have a softspot for Titan AE, but it's a little bit of a mess of a movie.
>>63178462
And in what way does he think that is real?
>>63177873
Based mike did
>>63178486
Nigga who do you think you're talkin to? Ask the man himself
>>63178469
Titan AE suffered from shitty marketting. It was an OK movie but the studio didn't know who to sell it to so they decided 'nobody' was the best answer.
>>63178344
He also made it sound like 90s kid would have some sort of trump card in the last battle, not just a brief green screen shit shove in.
>>63178519
Thought I was talkin to the person who asked
>>63178528
Can't have too many linkaka's on the screen at once
Latza's story arcs > Linkara's story arcs
>>63178486
He thinks in some alternate reality he has an evil robot doppelganger because in some alternate reality, that could happen. Dude took that one episode of Justice League way too seriously.
>>63178560
What are latza's story arcs? His real life latzacapades?
Linkara or Doug who would you rather be trapped in a room with
>>63178125
Marzgurl was one of the worst. Girl can't act for shit and I guess she only did this because she felt bad for him.
Could somebody be any more unlikable than Doug Walker? He whined and biched so much that the neighbors in his motel started complaining.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvVvt-LN0_Q
>>63176771
Shutup
How old is Paul Latza exactly?
I honestly can't tell
Which Cis Female is the best?
>>63178598
A little sensitive tonight, Paul?
>>63178398
Wait, Linkara liked WOMEN?
>>63178584
Linkara. I have some questions to ask that man
>>63178014
I have to watch this now. It sounds like that kid who'd keep making up bullshit rules while playing with their group of friends to stay the strongest except now all grown up.
>>63178620
she probably has a cock in his mind
>>63178591
That austria trip vlog is one of the worst vlogs i've ever seen
you know, trips are not like movies doug you don't have to review them as movies
>>63178626
It's literally grown up men play make-believe fiction stories. I remember doing that too, when I was 8 or 9
>>63178640
Doug doesn't even review movies, he just does a glorified attempt at rifftrax minus the humor
>>63178584
I would choose Doug because he probably showers regularly
>>63178564
Does Linkara have any brothers?
>>63177785
>>63177834
How come no one ever brings up that one of the backer rewards was Latza buying you a video game of your choice? What the fuck sense is that?
>Autists pretending that he was ever good.
Please
>>63178715
Yeah. One older brother.
>>63178740
Wonder what his parents think of him
>>63178749
Probably disappointed in their nasty cockslut
>>63178738
It's been brought up plenty of times
>>63175647
There's a page on him on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
You might die laughing. Tread carefully.
>>63178611
Chick with the Goggles
>>63178749
Momkara disapproved of linkara using swears in his movie. Given how linkara was brought up catholic, there's reason to believe she's super conservative (are catholics fundies or is that just a protestant thing?)
I wonder what she thought of iron liz, or if anyone has let her know about her son's nasty cock slut phase?
This linkara movie is just so fucking embarrassing. I feel fucking bad for these people. Its not even fun to watch, just depressing.
How can you guys stomach this? Are the other TGWTG movies this bad?
>>63178882
>How can you guys stomach this?
Hanging with anons in eggkara. No way in hell id watch this shit alone
>>63178882
The other TGWTG movies (Kickassia in particular) are better because they don't take themselves 100% seriously and there's some masochistic enjoyment in watching the cringe
Linkara's movie takes itself way too seriously for that
>>63178863
>are catholics fundies
Catholics are mixed. Some of them are more radical than protestants and other ones are loose as fuck
Did linkara Swear? I only remember him saying "Well fuck you, too" once
>>63178863
I thought he was from an evangelical family, not a Catholic one
>>63178904
I keep missing the streams, I bet they're fun.
>>63178905
I think thats the worst part, this movie tries to be sentimental/serious/inspiring or whatever and its just so fucking embarrassing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeKXr8bmXMw
Bills?
>>63178943
Almost the same tbqh
>>63175647
>>63175734
Yes, but I think the funniest part is that he likes getting fucked up his ass by her cock
>>63178469
To me Anastasia was like those 2 but a bit better hence why I say it's better than those 2
I'm not really fond of the Disney Renaissance tho...I think it's very overrated as a whole
As for Titan A.E I thought it was a pretty good film
I think I prefer Treasure Planet from Disney to it tho(another bomb at the box office...fuck you Pixar)
>>63179083
Isn't he a christfag? How does he justify that?
>>63179110
Because she's a WOMAN
>>63179110
He literally wears a fedora unironically and is a Christfag, he's a renegade
>>63179110
Let's avoid this debate. You can ask him if oyu want.
>>63179110
You've read his old forum posts, right? I assume they're posted in TGWTG threads all the time, since /tv/ treats things like a fucking tabloid
>>63178398
>This forces me to accelerate my plans of making her 18 because otherwise I'm kind of a perv
Yes, the old 1000 year dragon argument
>>63178591
It's incredible how obnoxious he is in this video. Bet the fat girl regretted inviting him over.
>>63179110
He said that it didn't matter that he had a man's body because Liz was a woman to him.
>>63179053
Jesus, he needs to get a fucking job. He's never going to actually make it in media and needs to just accept it. Does he really think he's going to keep getting the patreon bucks well into his 40s?
>>63179053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPEOkyq04Ko
Linkara doesn't need to be pooped
>>63179189
You see, in Linkara's reality, where he's reviewer who saves the world on the side and has a spaceship, Liz was also born a woman. He's using this reality hoopla to excuse everything.
>>63179282
Holy fuck what whining. This is an insane level of entitlement, you're a youtube reviewer who doesn't have a fucking real job. A real adult would do the work and figure out how to have a personal life, everyone else does, he's not a special snowflake or actual celebrity.
>>63178591
I liked this video
Well this explained a lot.
>>63179374
WAKE UP ALREADY
>>63176381
>And then there was the whole saga regarding the failure of Pop Quiz Hotshot
Are they going to make any more new episodes?
>>63179189
>Guise!!! I'm not gay. Men are women to me. Totally!!!!!
>>63179443
Also when are Gaming Gauntlet and "Our comic book show" going to launch?
>tfw started watching more of Latza's gamer's atlas shit and some of it is kind of interesting
He's autistic as fuck and his humor sucks but he explained that Return of the Jedi game pretty well
Seriously guys, is Linkara autistic?
Rank from best to worst.
>>63178130
And yet I've enjoyed all of those animated movies.
Why do people have shit taste?
>>63174549
Jontrons review of The Legend of Titanic was better...
>>63178438
>Anastasia and Titan A.E were both far better than Little Mermaid or Beauty & The Beast
>I think these movies are better because they are not as popular and this makes me a "movie buff"
>>63178584
Doug probably wouldn't try to rape me, he's more subdued when not playing a character, and his normal voice is tolerable.
Linkara's voice is just ear grating, and there is but difference between the infuriating personalities of Lewis and Linkara
>>63179110
He's not a good christian
>>63180002
I haven't seen it yet, but I fully expect Gorilla Interrupted to be WAAY better than anything Doug has done.
>>63179282
>>63179374
I'm not really a fan of Rocco or Mega64 - but his response to that rant was fucking excellent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZuzZIirRus
>have an idea for an low-budget film
>be afraid that it will be like douge`s "films" or something autistic like latzas
>mfw
>>63180882
That's a kek.
>>63179443
It's been 2 years and they've only released 2 episodes out of 132 that they promised? At what point can people take legal action?
>>63180990
There are 7 episodes
>>63181040
fuck 7 episodes of pop quiz hotshot? Did /tv/ just stop caring completely once douge replaced brad as host?
>>63180894
If you know basic film making and is able to handle a budget there is no way it can be worse
>>63181072
Train wrecks stop being fun when you're just watching the motionless rubble
>>63181207
Is that why latzaposting has died down?
Why do people keep giving them money?
>>63180894
There's plenty of well made low-budget films. The problem with Douge is that he films his "movies" like they're home videos of some family gathering. Shitty audio, shitty lighting, shitty directing etc.
If you're in doubt, just copy the directing and camera angles from other movies and pray nobody finds out.
>>63181625
I like to think they give them money so we have a steady supply of cringe to giggle about
>>63181625
autists with low comedic and production standards legitimately enjoy doug's content to this day
>>63178056
Retired.
Which makes sense for someone who is almost 80 years old.
>>63178740
>"if this nasty cock slut don't shut the fuck up"
>>63181716
Clint Eastwood is 85 and is still pumping out great work.
>>63177754
WAKE UP ALREADY
>>63175648
>gets half of the required money in seven days
>gets out of kuckstarter because they would get buttfucked by their fees if they go over their required budget
>indiegogo campaign not even started
>failed
ok
>>63178738
The fact it's about 10 times the cost of the game if you just went to Gamestop or some shit is what makes it brilliant
>>63177878
>He doesn't have an original thought in his head
If he did, he'd probably assume it was a tumor.
>>63177834that wasn't a way to fund the moviejust an easy way to get rid of his $800 000 student loans
>>63177642
It would help if latza could actually act and pull off a convincing walk
>>63181764
Still, you can't really blame someone for retiring at 70 if he can.
>>63181972
Oh I'm not blaming him, I just wish he was still doing some sort of work, he has the capability to do great stuff.
>>63180163
Jon wan'st even in his best when was reviewing it and it was still miles better than NC
>>63181218
Yep.
Like manic expression before him, he's dry of content and fresh bouts of autism
>>63178749
His father actively helps him with his videos, often appearing in them.
His mome approves of him making videos but probably scolds him when he swears.
>Linkara retwitted a twet from his mom giving his movie a 4/5 (5/5 without the swearing)
>>63182072
>Linkara retwitted a twet from his mom giving his movie a 4/5 (5/5 without the swearing)
Wait, really? That's hilarious.
does linkara really say I AM A MAN in the movie?
>>63182114
You know it
>>63182114
Yep. He uses it to defeat his Terminator rip-off by punching his head off.
>>63181989
it's probably hard if not impossible to get some financial backing for a comeback like this, especially once you have been silent for a decade, that was only preceeded by your least sucessful films.
Hence the crowdfunding.
>>63182085
>be 30
>ask your mom to validate your movie and help you force your memes
>HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
His style has always been incredibly annoying and unfunny, maybe youve just matured enough to see that now
>>63182191
What the fuck is Neutro?
>>63182220
the MST3000 robot rip off
>>63174549
He improved massively last year.
- Good skits
- More subtle humor
- Less dependent on movies alone
- Better sets
- Faster editing
- Other actors are improving
- Sometimes fantastic guests.
In his first years he was quite a amateur. So put off your nostalgia goggles.
>>63182220
An old forced meme he did with Spoony.
It included a giant MSPaint robot and was almost kind of fun for the first two seconds.
it probably became the central element of one of hiss many story arcs and is now an essential part of the Linkara mythology, I guess.
>>63182262
Fuck off, Douge.
>>63178469
>you'll never see whimsical non Dysney 2d cuties again
>>63182296
>AND THEN YOU FROOZE!!!!
>>63182446
>mfw the whole thread FROZE
>>63182262
'Sup Douge?
>>63181659
Or even when you get caught it all works better in the end.
>pic related
He needs to stop with the screaming and loud noises, it's not funny and it's what people who aren't funny employ.
>>63176771
HANE?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6NKUf57mwcU
>>63180390
Gorilla interrupted is way better than any of the Douge/AVGN shit, despite $0 budget and Jar Jar Gilchrist screwing up the movie hard. Feeding Frenzy actually looks good for a no budget film.
>>63178322
His thing is (or was) meta humor, I'm fairly certain that he never took his "storylines" or "skits" seriously, unlike Linkara.
>>63182535
I WAS FROZEN TODAY
>>63182191
Apparently their last name is Norwegian. Lovhaug.
>>63174549
Sjws. No, I'm actually serious. Spoony made a bad rape joke, as he is known to do, lupus threw up such a fuss that spoony was kicked out of the outfit and more 'progressive' but less talented talent jumped on. That drop in quality pused viewers away.
Also he ran out of material for reviews years ago. He wants to stop but he has bills to pay.
poopy puffing of massive proportions on eggkara right now
>>63177824
>>63177815
>>63177801
>>63177754
Let's put it this way, that shit is too autistic for even Linkara. Even for Linkara.
>>63182643
I giggled at the sock puns. Am I autistic?
God this guy is so horrible. I can't believe he thought it was important to wear a tie without a collar for years and years and years otherwise people might not recognize him.
TOP TIER
>Commercial episodes
>Top 11
HIGH TIER
>NC reviews where he uses clips from the movie to illustrate his points
>What You Never Knew
MID TIER
>Old vs New
>Sibling Rivalry
LOW TIER
>Editorials
>Doug Walker reviews
SHIT TIER
>NC reviews where he doesn't use any clips and instead illustrates his points with terrible skits starring himself, Malcolm, and Tamara
COULDN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO WATCH IT BECAUSE I'M A GROWN MAN TIER
>Steven Universe vlogs
>>63180002
>no Space Cop
why
>>63184337
That would imply Spoony was a good thing. Look at him today, living off his Patreon in return for no content.
>>63182722
stream when?
>>63180882
>IF I DON'T WATCH MY HANDS
>>63184690
>tfw haven't been keeping up with Douge and didn't even realize SU vlogs was a thing.
People like it but why is Douge doing it?
>A) Since when does he do vlogs?
>B) Why SU? He's not in the demographic and they're not nostalgic.
>>63174549
I'm really late to the party but
>I can't seem to even recommend his videos anymore
>anymore
>I used to enjoy watching these reviews
>>>/out/
>>63186459
>>63186459
He had an avatar vlog that was okay?
>>63179407
>Her jaw dropped
>Those girls were too chubby; the man too big
Yeah. That's what was odd about all this. Also, the "big phallus won't get you anywhere" sounds like Linkara projecting.
WHO IS HE SPERGING OUT ABOUT NOW?
>>63187149
>People who Paul Latza thinks he's personal friends with
>Douge
>Alex Hirsch
>PBG
>JonTron
>ProJared
>>63186459
He does all the meme cartoons (Avatar, Korra, Adveture Time, Gravity Falls, and Steven Universe), simply because those all have huge fanbases and thus he has a big audience for his vlogs.
>>63187221
>>63186459
Youtube takes into consideration your output and views/likes/comments and interaction (and of course how many ads are viewed).
So by doing daily vlogs he appeases Youtube's quota for uploads, as well as gets views (and shekels) from his autism brigade of viewers/fans of the shows he reviews.
>>63178398
Remind you of anyone?
>>63181812
id just get him to buy me an old fucking arcade cabinet for way more than 600
>>63178601
He's 25. He was born June 1990.
>>63184337
Bad rape jokes are one thing but didn't spoony say he'd rape a coworker? best lock that fucker up
>>63187861
He was joking. He said something along the lines of "If your fiancee doesn't work out come on down to my basement. I'll show you love, my way." It was in bad taste but was quite obviously a joke. Of course, he is crazy now.
>>63187149
Knowing him, more than likely LittleKuriboh and the TFS dudes. He's been chasing their dicks for years. Must still be riding that high from that convention last month.
>>63180882
>FOR THOSE OF YOU AT HOME THAT'S ABOUT 90 EPISODES
>BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU TRAVELLING ABOUT 40
>>63180882
>I'm not really a fan of Rocco or Mega64
I've only been able to watch Nostalgia Critic and Cinema Snob.
Brad seems pretty cool, and least his show seems to have been spared the stupid skits and forced humor of Dougs show.
She's gone forever, isn't she?
NC seems to be very hit&miss, sometimes his videos are pretty fun, other times it's just a pain to watch.. that usually involves Malcolm and Tamara and way overthetop sketches.
>>63180894
It's okay to be a little shitty at first, the problem with people like Doug is that they get to where they're just good enough to be successful and don't put in any further effort to improve.
>>63188568
>
WHO
>>63188631
A big leaguer
>>63177339
Why does he always do that weird smile before a cut
>>63188872
Remember this guy?
Something like that.
>>63188872
What are you talking about?
>>63175647
I accidentally dated a tranny
Even i wasnt so desperate as to actually have sex with her
>>63179053
That video literally has the exact same editing as his original video, which is still hilarious because if he wasn't an awful reviewer than he wouldn't need to make a video of himself begging.
Why does he still have fans and how, his content has never and will never be good. He doesn't even review things properly and his voice is completely and fundamentally wrong for this type of work.
>>63189153
Go on.
>>63189002
>activate program LATZA
>>63189692
that's about it really
>finally build up the courage to ask a girl out
>turns out she's trans and i hadnt noticed
>played along like i knew the whole time
>told her i wasnt comfortable with sex while she had a penis
>spent 2 months in a doomed relationship while i waited for it to blow up in my face
>broke up with me after going to the midnight premier of avengers 2 (her idea)
>live the rest of my days thinking the only girl i've ever managed to attract was a dude the whole time
>cry self to sleep
He was never good.
>>63190020
>i waited for it to blow up in my face
You're into bukkakke, got it.
>>63178125
When does "And then you froze" happen? I don't want to watch the whole thing.
>>63178398
He's just like Chris Chan!
>>63190300
At about 4:20 in part 3. Linkara rants for a minute how he's way better at making plots and villains than Douge, then Marzgurl says it
>>63179053
This is the first time Chris Bores has made me laugh.
>>63190468
Here's the second time
>>63190369
>>63187397
Linkara is very chris-chan esque, but without the terrible living conditions and weird sexual identity.
Wait, maybe scratch that last part.
Still, I think they're pretty similar, just Linkara is more successful.
>>63190506
He's implying JewWario went to hell for killing himself? Does he live in 1882?
>>63190506
>There's not many YouTube gamers left
Jesus Christ, Chris.
>>63190620
ITS 2015
>>63190620
He's living in 2015.
They didnt even have twitter back then in 1882.
>>63190549
They are, Linkara just suceeded where Chris-Chan failed and have a little bit more social awarnes, not much mind you
>>63190506
>there aren't that many of us left
this retard for real?
>>63190683
are his irises really that small
>>63190506
Is he implying Jevvvvario is being tortured in the afterlife?
>>63190769
Silly Bores, Jews don't get afterlives.
>>63190506
I can't believe he said that. But since Chris literally believes he's a ghost hunter, maybe he can find JewWario's soul and save him from eternal torment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHYiWHxZA5I&feature=youtu.be
>>63190828
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHYiWHxZA5I&feature=youtu.be
Jesus christ flyover America, get it together.
>>63190506
>There aren't that many of us left
what
>>63190673
Linkara is at least a functional human being, with a sense of morality, the ability to act like an adult, and can use reasoning. He's just a nasty cock slut.
>>63190874
The grognards of Internet reviewing are dying out
>>63190506
>So much wrong in so few sentences
Just wow
>>63182220
>What the fuck is Neutro?
Comic book from the 60's.
>>63190828
>>63190863
kek don't know about his eceleb career but I like this guy more than any of Channel Autist.
>>63190924
Maybe instead of riffing on abridged versions of movies and games, we can finally have actual reviews?
>>63191118
Just imagine if the Angry Video Game Nerd was way less funny. You have the Irate Gamer.
Brad Jones is kind of stupid. If he made his movie available on youtube and monetized it, he'd get more money than selling it as shitty dvd.
>>63191166
I'd say Bores is funny in an oaf sort of way.
>>63191339
Chris on cereal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVZ_VYgjF8k
>>63190506
I used to assume he was pretending to be stupid
DANK 4CHAN MEMES, HMMMM?
>>63191535
He knows we know.
>>63190506
I mean he's not wrong. If you're a Christfag (like Linkara) and you go to church and believe in jesus and the Bible and everything it's right there on the page in simple black and white.
>>63191631
Where does Bores get his views on the afterlife? He doesn't believe the Bible. He still has the guts to make a declaration about how a guy who killed himself is burning in hell. What a terrible guy.
>>63191631
>He doesn't believe the Bible
I just figured he was Catholic but I guess that's not really in his post.
>>63191535
What? He's one of the most commonly mocked users at TGWTG. Obviously Doug is probably the biggest one, being the central figure, but I'd argue Linkara is #2.
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