What are the essential aspects of a starship military captain?
I honestly thought that the pic of Kevin Sorbo was the Matt Damon puppet from Team America
>>63171443
i thought Shepard had a ship captain down to a T if you went paragade
>>63171443
>the essential
Coffee Black
Janeway, kinda hot (not Lochley hot but less annoying).
Most resourceful captain, I believe most likely to bring you home alive. Chance to bang 7 of 9
>>63171443
Kirk because I'm not a faggot
>>63171443
Adama without a doubt
>>63171443
Must preserve the physical structure of the ship
Must maintain social relations and order to prevent riot/mutiny
Must fulfill dictates from commanding organization
In that order
>>63171443
Shepard is the only one where your survival would be pretty much guaranteed since he does all the fighting himself.
>>63171443
Bottom left so I can service her docking bay
>>63171443
As much as I like Picard, I know that Kirk will have my back no matter what and won't beat around the bush to save some alien cumrag's feelings to get shit done.
Picard is great on TV but back to back surrounded by pansexual sheboons I want Kirk with me, shirt torn before the first punch is even thrown, to fight the good fight and beam off into the sunset.
>>63171443
Why is that cowboy guy from that old cowboy series there, and in a dress no less?
did anyone even watch all seasons of Andromeda
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>>63173817
OP was What are the essential aspects of a starship military captain? not pick the captain you want to fuck
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>>63173899
Who cares about that faggot. Read the OP pic.
4chan rule number 1:
Picture always preceeds whatever text there may be in an OP post.
If you want to have a proper discussion, choose a neutral picture.
>>63173899
I like Captain Kirk. If Janeway was 2nd in Command shit would really get done. Imagine if they fucked?
>>63173899
>literally two posts that directly reference fucking
>other posts just say who and why or at least who
You're baiting, but I'm still gonna assume you're autistic.
Back on topic, Janeway because I'm sexually attracted to Seven of Nine's body.
>>63174029
>You're baiting, but I'm still gonna assume you're autistic
nail on head :(
Season 3 and later Picard.
Wise, smooth, , great leader and won't do impulsive as fuck shit like Kirk.
![captain-kirk-300x291[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tHVGuHT.jpg "captain-kirk-300x291[1].jpg")
>>63174160
You...haveaproblemwithewayIcommand?
Adama, because when the human race is ~20,000 deaths away from extinction he still manages to save a frackton of qt's.
>>63174228
Your show was literally held up by the fact that you were a loose cannon.
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>>63174281
One should always keep their...cannon...loose...ifyoucatchmymeaning.
>>63171443
Shepard since I'll probably get to fuck him.
>>63174281
"Kirk is a loose cannon!" is a meme people who didn't actually watch TOS say.
>>63174281
>I only watched Star Trek III
someone post the "what if you masturbated in front of data" pic
>>63171443
Adama, Picard or Sisko seem the only real options, don't know anything about the Babylon 5 captains.
>Archer
An absurdly loud ape and a tactless cur
>Janeway
Emotional woman who couldn't even make the simplest decision that would have saved us of 7 seasons of terrible tv
>Hunt
DUDE MUH COMMONWEALTH LMAO
>Kirk
DUDE PUSSY LMAO
>Pike
DUDE CRIPPLED LMAO
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>>63174528
The final episode of TOS has Kirk being possessed by an hysterical woman, which may have impacted his legacy
>>63174281
Shut up, JJ. The show was literally held up by Spock.
>>63174515
Picard was more of a loose cannon than Kirk was.
Kirk was just brash and irrational and it only worked out for him because it was written to.
When did Kirk actually go against orders in TOS?
>Disobeyed orders to take Spock to Vulcan
>Told Spock to relieve Commodore Decker
Anything else?
>>63174648
It really was. Nimoy was as much the showrunner as Roddenberry.
>>63174715
Nothing, it's just idiot normies who only saw the TOS movies and thought Kirk was le hothead captain
>>63174906
Because that's what he literally became.
And it's not like JJ just added the "cheated a win out of the Kobayashi Maru sim" trait. He was breaking rules before he was even a captain.
Janeway would call him a loose cannon.
>>63174715
ITS
A
FAKE
>>63174989
>"cheated a win out of the Kobayashi Maru sim" trait
That wasn't because Kirk was a hothead, he hated to lose and didn't believe in making sacrifices or the no-win scenario, which is something that happened later in the movie when Spock died. JJ shoehorned that in because reference.
>>63174989
Janeway broke the rules more than Kirk.
>>63171443
Anyone who answers with anything other than Alternate timeline Archer is a bad person
>>63175199
This. Janeway made a deal with the Borg without anyone's permission. She was more of a loose cannon that Kirk could ever dream of being.
>>63175199
Sure, but she'd still call him a loose cannon.
>>63171443
>The newest one of those shows is 10+ years old
What the fuck happened? I mean the newest was BSG, and as far as I remember that had good ratings and a lot of positive buzz even from mainstream critics. Why did sci fi (or at least spaceship sci fi) die off immediately afterwards?
>>63175217
> Alternate timeline Archer
>not alternative timeline Whore Empress Hoshi
>>63175371
maybe movies did, but scifi books are still alive
if you pick kirk theres a good chance he gets you killed somehow. I think TNG had the best supporting characters, I'd love to hang with Ro Laren, Data, Worf etc.
>>63171443
Shepperd because he has sex with all of his subordinates.
>>63173899
Rule number one is never post a picture more interesting than the OP.
Captain Bright
