What's the Kid Cuisine of television and film?
>>63167617
star wars
Veggie Tales
god that looks so fucking good
>>63167617
Breaking Bad
>>63167617
Space Jam
something you looked forward to when you were a kid and it was almost the best thing ever, but going back to it now it's not nearly as good as you remember.
rick and morty
>>63167674
As an adult its awful, but as a kid it was the best thing you could have
>>63167617
Hey, Arnold
>>63167617
Films and television made for children.
>tfw the hot pudding slides down your throat into your little tummy
>>63169371
I'd like to slide my hot pudding down your throat and into your little tummy, if you know what I mean.
>>63167617
The first time I ever had Kid Cuisine I suffered from pretty bad food poisoning. I had a bad case of projectile diarrhea. It was a bad time. The problem was that TV dinners don't microwave evenly, which heightens the risk of E Coli, Salmonella, etc.
But yeah, the James Bond series is Kid Cuisine tier.
Any AAA action movie.
>>63167617
Pixar films. Terrible, made for kids, and only liked by adults cause of muh childhood.
>>63167617
any made by dreamworks
>>63169638
>made for kids
b8 detected
>>63167617
maybe everything in media is nowadays
>>63170278
This reminds me of when people tell me Nintendo don't make games for kids even though they're specifically made for kids but adults can play them too
>>63169371
wtf
>>63170278
>being a literal manchild
neck yourself
>>63170425
>>63170391
>>63169638
pixar makes universally applicable films, just because everyone can watch them doesn't mean they're specifically FOR kids.
>>63170491
>it's not just for kids!!11
>t-they made it for all ages!!
I bet you watch mlp too.
Pixar.
It's not real food, it's not even real processed-product microwavable food, but you can eat it and it won't kill you. And it's designed by committee to be marketed at kids.
The Following.
>>63167674
How old/starved are you?
>>63167617
I haven't eaten chicken nuggets in probably a decade or more. It's killing me inside.
>>63170491
Kinda like star wars.
CAPESHIT.
>>63167782
if you were a retarded kid
