>Frodo, did I ever tell you about Alfrid Lickspittle , a servant to the Master of Laketown, in TA 2941. And later he assisted Bard during The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies and had more screentime than me and Gandalf. He was created by Peter Jackson and was basically a clone of Wormtongue. He later dresses as a woman and hides in a catapult attached to a dead Troll. However, one of Alfrid's coins slips off his corset and falls on the catapult lever. The coin acts as counterweight, throwing Alfrid inside the troll's mouth. Both Alfrid and the troll are asphyxiated, He was a good friend
What was peter thinking?
It's great when people defend the Hobbit movies by claiming "they're based on a children's novel" as if 1) this justifies their mediocrity and 2)despite the fact that they almost completely ignore the novel.
Has anyone made a "fan" edit of the trilogy yet?
>>63163039
while ago, some guy trimmed it to one movie. 3 hrs i think
>>63163098
Nice, gonna have to look for that.
What was peter thinking?
Hobbit was robbed at the Oscars
What was peter thinking?
>>63162075
This is an exact copy/paste of a thread from yesterday, and not even a popular one. Why bother, OP?
>>63162075
>Frodo, did I ever tell you about Bard's daughters, Sigrid and Tilda?
>>63166036
>not popular
>went to 370+
/lit/ fags can smell when these threads are made
For the uninitiated:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUzUAbtRt-A
>>63163039
At least two that I know of. Now that the extended edition of BoFA I expect a definitive fanedit to come out.
>>63166493
What does this have to do with /lit/
>>63166542
>Gandalf's staff malfunctions
WHAT THE LITERAL FLYING FUCK
Then when he dodges those attacks, it looks so fucking fake, what the HELL was P.J THINKING?
>>63166699
>This is not what I became an actor for
poor Ian
>>63166542
i hate when i forget to change the batteries in my staff
It felt good and refreshing to see him get away with it. I expected the usual moralfag ending for him, killed by an orc just as he's about to leave
>>63166542
Oh god, it all looks so horribly, horribly fake.
>>63166542
>>63162075
alfrid spinoff when
we don't need this thread again
>>63166542
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAS JACKSON THINKING
WHAT THE FUCKING FUUUUCK
IM RAGING RIGHT NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63166381
The second movie's saving grace!
>>63166542
>Gandalf is a mmorpg wizard with cooldown abilities
>His batteries died so the staff malfunctions
>Fake cgi
>One coin sets a heavy looking mechanism
>Troll cannot use his hand to get the guy out of his mouth
>Gandalf dodging Han Solo like
>Troll chokes and dies after 5 seconds
And lets not forget, the genius mind that decided that this was a good and original idea.
Is Hackson an autist?
Why do some incredibly untalented people get so much money and power? Why do they trust them?
Hackson should get anal cancer
>>63163098
>>63163130
>not posting a link
>>63166542
I really wish I didn't watch that. That was almost as bad as "Because it was real."
>>63166542
now I'm sad I didn't go see this in the theaters
that was hilarious
>>63162075
I didn't watch hobbit, but is this Arin on the left?
![radagast-the-brown[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0eeht91.jpg "radagast-the-brown[1].jpg")
>>63162075
Did I ever tell you about Radagast? Tolkein didn't mention him much, so Peter had to make him a stoner. He had a sleigh with rabbits that he use to fight off orcs. He was a good friend.
>>63164616
greg stop
>>63166542
Alfrid should have said. "Oh, Come on!' when he saw the coin fall
>>63162569
>Jackson
>thinking
Pick one
>>63166542
Why would it only trigger the mechanism when the coin stopped moving, it's still exerting the same force on it
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63166542
If they decided to cut this out, why didn't they cut out all the other alfrid stuff in the movie? It seemed weird that there was so much with no ultimate payoff.
>>63170363
You are aware that it says "deleted scene" right?
>>63171027
Not to mention the battle of 5 armies was also like 20 mins shorter than the first two
>>63170886
While the catapult was launching him he should have screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>>63166542
Jesus Fucking Christ.
>>63166542
>>63166542
Jesus Christ.
Even though it's a deleted scene just the fact they decided to devote resources to make that is atrocious. At what point did someone say "yeah this is a great idea"?
>>63162075
I dunno how, but I actually liked Alfrid in the third film.
>ABANDON THE CRIPPLES
>>63171239
As a character he actually kind of works because he "fits" into the cheesy, over-the-top setting. With all the other characters the horrendous, cheesy dialogue and acting is plain terrible because it's not supposed to come across like that.
What's the best cheap replica of the One Ring I can buy? Preferably with a chain.
>>63171551
Why buy I cheap replica?
If I was going to get one I would save up and get an actual gold one that was identical to the movie one (i.e. had a proper inlay in the gold band).
>>63166542
why does peter jackson hate gandalf so much? he literally shat on him for 6movies jobbing him to fucking everybody, he's so weak compared to the books
>>63171027
>You are aware that it says "deleted scene" right?
>>63171214
its not a deleted scene, its in the extended edition
>>63170818
>>63170818
literally most of the characters are stoners, weed is not taboo in the lotr story
>>63162075
>He later dresses as a woman and hides in a catapult attached to a dead Troll. However, one of Alfrid's coins slips off his corset and falls on the catapult lever. The coin acts as counterweight, throwing Alfrid inside the troll's mouth. Both Alfrid and the troll are asphyxiated, He was a good friend
Wait, that never happened in the movie. Or did it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fcJm1Slk2E
Jesus Christ, what else did the extended edition add?
>>63170818
gandalf and the hobbits smoke weed 24/7 lad
>>63170957
>Jackson
Pick none.
>>63171884
>>63172022
Tolkien uses pipeweed to mean tobacco. He calls it pipeweed because he wasn't sure if it made sense that early medieval England would have pipeweed, the same reason he never actually calls potatoes anything other than 'taters, the idea being that it could just be something fictional and separate.
>>63166542
What is it with Jackson and EE scenes making Gandalf look like a pussy. First it was ROTK and getting BTFO by the Witch King. Now it's this and his staff running out of battery (???) and then getting tired after 30 seconds of dodging (didn't he run for several minutes straight 50 years later in Moria?) and giving up and almost dying to a random troll?Also there's no reason that coin should have activated the mechanism only after is was laying flat, it was exerting the same force when it was on its side
>>63171007
It was a magic coin.
>>63172102
We know what he meant...
>>63171764
>extended edition
>in theaters
not him, but do you think you just made a point?
>>63172102
DUDE PIPEWEED LMAO
>>63172102
>council of elrond
>50+ pages of stoner arguments
DUDE PIPEWEED LMAO
>>63172125
A better question would be; why is it that ROTK had the only extended sequences that subtracted from the movies?
>Gimli and Legolas drinking scene being really over-the-top and silly, even being the opposite of what canonically happens to elves and dwarves when they drink.
>Extended ghost scene ends on "We fight." instead of "What say you?", removing an aspect of tension.
>Witch King v Gandalf completely messing up Gandalf's character and missing the whole point of the confrontation in the books.
Most of the added scenes are still good (Saruman, expanding upon other characters), but those ones really stick out as being bad, and the EEs of FOTR and TTT didn't have any scenes that detracted from the originals to such a degree.
Even fucking George Lucas figured out to dial back Jar Jar from Episode 1 to Episode 2.
Jackson meanwhile dialed Alfrid out from Hobbit 2 to Hobbit 3, and now does it even more with the Extended Edition. What was he thinking?
>Alfred Lickspittle
>LICK
>SPITTLE
>LICKSPITTLE
>someone actually thought this was an acceptable name and many others approved of it
You could have saved him, /tv/
>>63162075
Was he the Jar Jar of The Hobbit?
>>63172357
The prequel comparisons almost write themselves at this point.
>"your love of the halflings leaf must have clouded your mind"
DUDE WEED
What did she mean by this?
>>63172309
i have the first of those posters, wish i would've sprung for the others
>>63172365
He could have demanded more time. Shit, fucking Star Wars 7 got a delay because the producer felt they needed more time.
And even if the studio could not be reasoned with, nobody forced him to add OC characters instead of fleshing out say more of the Dwarves (or even, God forbid, the character the movies were in theory supposed to be about, the fucking Hobbit)
>>63172460
>tfw you found out about them literally a day after they stopped selling them.
>>63170818
Did I ever tell you about Radagast? He had bird shit crusted onto his face. He wasn't a good friend because nobody seemed to like him.
>>63172459
>Lilly accepted the role under the condition that her role in The Hobbit would not include a love triangle. When she was called back into production for reshoots following the decision to split the story into three films instead of two, she was told that such a plot device would indeed be added to the story.[16][17]
>>63171764
>extended edition
anon, i...
>>63172497
To be fair, a lot of the OC shit was already in Del Taco's version. Hackson was dumb enough to keep that shit in.
>>63172423
Elan stole the University of Coruscant's medical supplies and sold them to the gangster Hat Lo. He became a slythmonger, and specialized in death sticks, selling to anyone who would buy. He eventually became addicted to his own product, although his Balosar physiology protected him from the drug's harsher side effects.
In 22 BBY, he offered to sell rancor nail blades to Jango Fett, and attempted to sell death sticks to Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi two nights later. After being mind tricked by Kenobi in the Outlander Club, he went home and completely rethought his life. He managed to break his death stick addiction and swore off the slythmonger business, but soon enough slipped back into his old criminal ways, becoming involved in the trade of other, non-chemical illegalities, such as weapons and stolen goods. However, he still sold "the finest deathsticks in the galaxy, one hundred percent pure". Nearly three years after his encounter with Kenobi, Elan helped Boba Fett during an adventure on Coruscant, in which he ferried Boba around the city (all the while trying to sell Boba various illegal wares) and provided him with a saberdart, which Boba Fett used in his failed assassination attempt against Mace Windu.
After the end of the Clone Wars, Sel'Sabagno had once more changed his ways, and was seeking to turn others from the path of illicit drug use. While handing out pamphlets in the lower levels, he bumped into fugitive Jedi Drake Lo'gaan and Zonder, and was knocked aside by a clone trooper who was pursuing the pair. After this encounter, he once more reflected that he needed to rethink his life.
>>63172531
>>63172505
http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_odkw=%E2%80%9CThe+Lord+of+the+Rings%E2%80%9D+Trilogy+set+by+Matt+Ferguson&_osacat=0&_from=R40&_trksid=p2045573.m570.l1313.TR0.TRC0.H0.X%E2%80%9CThe+Lord+of+the+Rings%E2%80%9D+Matt+Ferguson.TRS0&_nkw=%E2%80%9CThe+Lord+of+the+Rings%E2%80%9D+Matt+Ferguson&_sacat=0
yep.
i guess thats kinda good news if you'd like the two towers version
>>63172531
Lesson is always get shit in writing
>>63166542
Why was this cut? I mean if the answer is "because it's fucking awful" then why leave in the rest of Alfrid's horrible shitty scenes? And if they get left in, why do you then cut the resolution? In the theater release there's no pay off at all to the character.
People are comparing him to Jar Jar, but that's completely unfair. Jar Jar has a complete character arc.
did jackson fuck up his prequels more than lucas?
at least the star wars prequels were memorable
>>63172590
>TTT and ROTK but no FOTR.
Thank you so much anon, but why?
>>63172719
the threads on the back of the tapestry must be as thick as a hobbit's leg
>Go North, by which I mean West because there's fuck all North of here but more dragons and then more fuck all and then snow, find the Dunedain, who I know you're intimately familiar with because we both remember the entire history of mankind. There is a ranger among them, you should meet him, he's ten years old so he's still living in Rivendell. His father Arathorn was a big guy, for me, which you know already, his son may be a big guy, for you. He will be known in a little shitburg town you'll never visit as Strider, I'm not telling you his real name but it rhymes with Arathorn and he's the only ten year old human in Rivendell, probably. Legolas, your mother loved you, which of course you know because you spent thousands of years together and as we're empathic elves I don't think we're capable of not loving our children, but maybe in AD&D or Warhammer or something we'll look like assholes.
>>63172719
They're on equal footing for awfulness. And while Hackson has to take a lot of blame for the way they turned out, the studio rushing ahead with the movies knowing Hackson had no time to work on them was the biggest reason why. Lucas had all the time in the world and personally oversaw everything, so he's the only one to blame.
>>63166542
>staff accidentally disconnecting from the wifi
Fuck off Jackson
Do you think the trilogy would have been better if he had gone for a more serious epic like Lotr with more low-key humor? Would the CGI still ruin it?
>>63166493
>370+
It had 65 replies dude, not 370.
>>63172719
>In a space of about ninety seconds, you know you go from lamenting the death of, you know, a hero, to escape, to slightly comedic with Alfrid, you know, to Bilbo returning...
>>63173058
oh fuck, it's like poetry
>>63172898
Trying to be epic like LOTR is half the reason they're bad, and a big part of why there was so much CGI.
>>63171007
lad when the coin is spinning there is some energy lost in an outwards direction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7B3DfL_7ak
>this was supposed to be touching
>>63167937
>tfw you sacrifice all your friends to the god hand and you get turned into a giant pepe
>>63171998
>Jesus Christ, what else did the extended edition add?
Elves and Dwarves fighting each other before the orcs show up, with the dwarves employing battle goats and these flying spinning things that negate all arrows launched against them.
That chariot scene from the first few trailers which has spiked rims that cut up every orc/troll/warg that hits them, which gives the movie an R rating.
Bofur climbing aboard that blind troll with mace arms and taking control of the reigns to wreck shit.
Bifur gets stuck in an orc when he headbutts it stuck-axe-piece first. Bofur and Bombur have to pull him apart and this finally dislodges the thing. Bombur gets to talk and offers the axe-head back to Bifur, who finally speaks in english and tells him to throw that shit away.
20 more seconds of bear Beorn wrecking shit. Documentary in the extras shows animatics of him mauling a troll, but that didn't make it.
Bilbo planting an acorn in the battlefield to symbolize life will come back to Dale after all this shit to give Gandalf and Bard hope again when the battle's bad.
Thorin's funeral. Documentaries show this would have been longer with a eulogy from Gandalf reciting that "The King has come unto his halls" bit from the book.
>>63174069
>Thorin's funeral. Documentaries show this would have been longer with a eulogy from Gandalf reciting that "The King has come unto his halls" bit from the book.
If they were so desperate to fill out 3 movies, why was stuff like this cut (or not even fully filmed in the first place)? You know, things that actually mattered rather than Tauriel and Alfrid and all the other extra shit that was completely pointless?
>>63166542
>old man fumbling with the remote
>>63174195
Time constraints and executive bullshit. Beorn's 5 seconds of screentime in the theatrical cut were pretty much because that's all they had time to do before they had to deliver the film.
>>63173022
What's his problem?
>>63172058
Lel
>>63166542
>This scene was actually created
>>63168064
>Why do some incredibly untalented people get so much money and power?
We live in a very terrible world. I ask myself this every time another Jew Jew Abrahams movie gets greenlit.
>>63170818
Now this shit REALLY fucking pissed me off. Radagast was my favorite Middle Earth character though he was only briefly mentioned. They turned him into a weird cartoon hobo. Fucking PISSED OFF.
>>63171077
>>63166542
As a catholic. I am usually only this disgusted by myself.
Good job Peter Jackson, you managed to find the one thing that disgusted me more than the weight of my own sin.
>>63166542
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>63163130
look for The Hobbit Tolkien edit, it's 3hrs 40min i think
>>63176062
>Google it
>Find the site
>"I used 720×576 MP4s for the recut."
Yeah no.
>>63166542
>all these morons whining about the staff
It's not Gandalf's staff, it's Radagast's. Birdshithead gave it to him as they parted ways from Dol Gulder. Kinda makes sense that Gandalf wouldn't be familiar with it.
You dipshits can bitch about anything about these movies. but not an actual plot point.
> 3 whole movies from one book
> run out of time making the third movie
i'm sorry, what the fuck?
>>63178295
It was doomed the moment del toro quit
>>63178119
gandalf is a wizard, not a gem master.
Any more garbage CG from the extended editions? I swear the best laugh I've had in years was the first time I saw Legolas fucking walking up those falling stones. I can't believe that made it to the final cut, I lose my shit every time.
>>63178386
thats whats the problem with him being unable to operate the gem properly
that's not pottery, that's parody.
>>63178119
autism
>>63162075
did he actually have the name lickspittle? Why wouldn't he move to another town and call himself ANYTHING ELSE
imagine trying to bang a hot elf whore
>"Hi my name is Alfrid lickspittle"
She would just laugh because Elves...they just fucking know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aTPiShcm78
>The Hobbit: The Video Game: The Movie
>>63172866
Did he ever say why he gave the finger all the time?
del Toro will make another Hobbit r-r-right lads?
>>63172459
She wanted to suck dwarf cocks.
>>63173058
I always enjoyed the way he said 'SLIGHTLY comedic' about the Jar-Jar sequences. He just can't bring himself to say anything too positive about it even if it's a total lie.
>>63179059
Oh fucking hell I just remembered that CGI Billy Connolly playing Dain.
I love Billy Connolly, but if he's not physically capable of playing the part, then he shouldn't have been picked for the part. You may as well have cast a dead actor and CGIed him. The Hobbit might have been much better if it starred Laurence Olivier.
>>63166542
Gandalf ran on double AAs?
>>63179254
You'll be lucky Del Toros makes more than 3-4 more movies altogether. Guy perpetually abandons projects.
>>63179532
he also cant work within budget and meet deadlines
>>63179162
self-conscious, camera shy people have sort of "ticks" before a camera, his, that a huge portion of the world shares, is giving the finger
>>63179162
I think he just liked to ruin every bit of b-reel footage and give editors a hard time when they had to cut all that stuff from the BtS-featurettes
>>63172365
We tried our very best, anon. He was already suffering from a bad case of George Lucas though.
>>63180548
It'll ge-get better right? I mean, there's Tin Tin 2 r-right?
jackson knew he could never top lotr so he literally made the hobbit deliberately shit so he could passively and artificially reprise ah fuck it
>>63172365
Who the fuck is filming their boss looking depressed with a slow zoom in to highlight his suffering??
>>63166381
Total qts tÌ´bh faÍŽm desu
>>63171551
This
https://www.wetanz.com/the-one-ring-gold-plated-tungsten-carbide-without-elvish-runes/
Made by the same people who made it for the films,
100% accurate-
Have it myself.
>>63162569
According to Phillipa Boyens, Alfrid was her favourite character to write.
I have no idea why, he's a one-note joke character. Even Tauriel actually did something in the story.
>>63180571
But that's mainly a Spielberg-thing, isn't it?
>>63170818
>"a... stick insect"
>long awkward pause
>no-one in the screening was laughing
>start sweating
>>63180762
I thought he was pretty heavily involved in it as a producer, along with bringing the idea of motion capture/animation into it. Pretty sure Spielberg original envisioned it as live action.
>>63180798
that part is hilariously unfunny
>>63172459
Burst out laughing during this bit.
>"HEY GUYS, REMEMBER LORD OF THE RINGS????"
>"PLEASE GOD, REMEMBER LORD OF THE RINGS, YOU LIKED ARWEN RIGHT??"
>"LOVE MEEEEEEE"
Can we all agree Alfrid was Jar Jar Binks of the Hobbit?
>In this movie I play a really greedy man that likes money and despises poor people. I am the 1%.
What did he mean by that?
>>63180708
>Phillipa Boyens
She's the one who came up with the horrific 'love story' between Kater from Lost and Aragorn dwarf
>>63180832
>yfw alfrid is really a nazgul
>>63173712
hue
>>63166542
lol is this what every scene in The Hobbit movies are like?
>>63166699
Notice how when he went into the tomb in second movie he used the staff to light his way, but when he turned it on it flickers like a lightbulb.
Who was the worst character?
>Retarded Dwarf
>Fruity Gay Dwarf
>Alfrid Littlespit
>Kate from Lost
>Legolas the Invincible
>CGI Billy Connelly
>Azog
>Bolg
>Goblin King
>Radagast the Shit
>>63166381
Sigrid was qt3.14
>>63172866
That cameraman must've fucked his mother or something.
I mean, at some point this just becomes obnoxious. The guy is just doing his job.
>>63180609
He was a good friend
>>63172309
I really think the army of the dead scenes should have been kept. Everytime I see the theatrical version on television I feel like Ive missed quite abit to see Aragorn talking to the dead and then turning up in Osgilliath on boats
>>63178119
Gandalf is basically a demi-god. There's more to his power than things not working because a gem didn't get fixed into a staff properly.
He slays the Balrog with just a sword for fuck's sake.
>>63181883
well ian mckellen thinks that middle earth is an atheist's paradise without any gods so that shows you how much thought they gave to the whole mythology
>>63163098
just finished it. not bad at all. huge improvement.
https://tolkieneditor.wordpress.com/
>>63162638
Isn't it funny how the Star Wars prequels and the LOTR prequels are both shit, and both of them are defended with "b-but muh childrens movie".
>>63172810
>His father Arathorn was a big guy, for me, which you know already, his son may be a big guy, for you.
PERFECTION.
>>63166542
>troll asphyxiates in 3 seconds
ok
>>63166542
Never watched a LotR movie, is this video in 60 fps? It looks so videogamey, especially the part with the giant. It's no wonder people complain about these new movies so much.
>>63166542
>Tolkien rotted away long, long before he ever had a chance of seeing this
Thank the good lord
>>63182355
>Never watched a LotR movie
They're p good
>>63182355
>Never watched a LotR movie.
You should definitely watch the LOTR trilogy, extended editions if possible. They're some of, if not easily the best fantasy movies ever made, especially Fellowship. Watch them on the biggest screen you have access to, the special effects have largely held up.
Great winter movies, they originally came out on Christmas of '01-'03, are ~4 hours each extended, and are comfy as fuck.
>>63182414
>>63182514
Fantasy just isn't my thing, sorry m80s. If they were shorter or just one movie I might have given them a try, but as they are now that's just way too much movie to watch for a guy who doesn't even like the genre.
>>63162075
TFW I was so excited to see the first movie and after 20 min ofa wizard covered in shit beingpulled by a bunny sleigh I got up and demanded my money back.
>TLDR Walked out of The Hobbit.
>>63166542
What PS2 game is that troll from?
>>63182514
Fellowship is truly one of the comfiest movies ever created
>>63182514
>tfw getting the SEEs for christmas three years in a row and watching them and all the glorious behind the scenes material at grandma's
i will never experience that kind of comfy ever again, hold me fAm
>>63162075
Jesus Christ what was he thinking?
>>63166542
That entire thing were just a bunch of really shitty ideas. His staff malfunctions for some reason? What?
>>63166542
Did Peter Jackson get inspired by George Lucas and filmed it all in a greenscreen?
>>63166542
Wow I somehow never saw this. I actually started laughing, and I didn't while watching the actual movie. I wish they kept this stupid fucking shit in.
>>63182795
probably he was still getting accustomed to the staff... it was originally Radagast's after all.
>>63182728
Does any other movie's special features have so much content? It's nuts how much they put into those extra DVDs, if I recall correctly it's 30+ hours of content, covering everything from costume design to sound to the life of JRR Tolkien, plus pretty much all of the concept art. Felt almost like a documentary in and of itself.
>>63171077
Better yet, use the Wilhelm scream for maximum nerd cred
>>63182896
Pls post RotK cinematography
>>63182923
Got you covered bb.
>>63182896
Center right and the one below it are top tier af
>>63175064
What's even worse, people were paid money for creating this scene.
>>63182922
They already used it for Thrain's death in the extended DoS and it was hilariously out of place.
>>63182963
>>63182896
>>63182514
Even as someone who has read the books multiple times the movie series was a fucking masterpiece
...and then The Hobbit happened
>>63182998
go north. find the dunedain
>>63182808
he derived all his inspiration from Tommy Wiseau
>>63182896
Edoras was such an awesome set.
And Miranda Otto was hot in that white dress.
>>63166542
>the coin falling 20 feet doesn't trigger the mechanism
>but falling on its side after spinning does
>but not immediately; it falls, and then 3 seconds later it slowly goes down as if being pushed
This triggers me far more than anything else in that clip.
>>63183043
This one still baffles me
North? What the fuck is gonna be north? Did they forget how the map looked?
>>63182923
I got u bro
>>63180851
it means that he's a smug, pretentious faggot
>>63183111
it was probably the last scene they filmed and Hackson didn't give a fuck anymore
>>63183118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pis3veqKl8k
>>63183203
I love this scene so fucking much. Never fails to get you pumped.
The last Hobbit film is full of armies charging and none of them have the impact of this.
Hobbit is the worst big budget Hollywood movie I've ever seen.
>>63162075
>>63166542
Ah. Deleted scene.
I didn't think I saw it. Was watching it tonight while sorting comics and cleaning up. Wondered if I had missed it as I wasn't paying too close attention. Finally got around to seeing it anyway.
>>63170818
>watching the first movie
>spend literally 10 minutes with this fucking retard for no reason
and Jesus Christ, could they have made him any more undignified with all that bird crap on his head?
>>63175939
> that reply
>I was a huge Tolkien Buff in my teens
>made sure my younger brother of five years knew the most important bits of lore
>we watched the shit out of the LoTR trilogy
>Hobbit is coming out
>hype as shit, we both take off from work to marathon the Extended Editions of the LoTR trilogy
>go to see An Unexpected Journey opening week
>Uh, okay...it wasn't awful, a bit childish but that's to be expected
>A year later, go to see Desolation of Smaug
>It was so fucking awful that we left halfway through and didn't bother seeing the third film, which I know is dogshit without having to see
Fuck you, Peter Jackson. One fucking job you fat fuck. ONE JOB.
>>63166542
This is seriously almost the same calibre of absolute pure dogshit that Legolas running up that falling rubble was.
![e2f37de12b01a438de0538083966ddd9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K6kfmEy.jpg "e2f37de12b01a438de0538083966ddd9[1].jpg")
>>63170818
>>63183369
Wacawwy, wosgobel wabbits!
>>63166542
>>63182514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCJALRvjljY
Why is FoTR so perfect?
>>63172866
lmao what the fuck is wrong with him.
>>63183538
Yeah, I remember just how ridiculously hyped I was when the very first trailer came out, when it was still supposedly two films.
>>63183693
The sheer amount of Hobbit apologists you get on YT make me sad. Even more that they try and insult the CGI or whatever changes they made for LotR to try and drag it down to the Hobbit's level. By no means are these good films, and the amount of "the CGI is super advanced Jackson shot it at a higher FPS you idiots just don't get it" is mind-boggling.
The parallels with the SW prequels just write themselves.
>>63182514
>>63182896
>>63182963
rip Andrew Lesnie
>>63166542
Alfrid is the key to all of this. Cause he's a funnier character than we've had on any of these movies before.
>>63166542
awful
>>63166542
when you remember that these movies exist
>>63166542
Did the coin not weigh as much on its side? I mean, nothing slammed it down with extra Gs
>>63183203
>That contrast
>That music
>That speech
>That delicious early 2000s CGI
>That goddamn costume design
On a sidenote: is Éomer the realest nigga in all of LotR? Did his actor do anything besides LotR and Ghost Ship?
>>63184504
>>63184504
30s in google tell me he was in the last 2 star trek movies as well as in Dredd
>>63184504
are you retarded?
>what is dredd
>what is star trek
>>63184534
>>63184545
No need to get your knickers in a twist lads, but thanks anyway
>>63184504
>>63180798
I don't remember this part, what was the gag?
>>63184756
Why the fuck do I always forget that he was Eomer?
>>63183843
British.
>>63180708
Honestly if he only appeared like two times max he wouldn't be that bad. It's the fact that he keeps coming back and back and back for some reason.
>>63185634
He realized he had a stick insect in his mouth in the middle of the conversation.
holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=394&v=SQkygZdZ_Vk
>>63172423
This is fake right?
>>63166542
What video game is this from?
>>63162075
>filename
>>63166542
>this fantasy story about dragons and wars needs more comedy
>>63166542
so everyone said he didn't have much time to make the movies yet he added this shit and his wifes elven self insert?
hackson is shit.
I just can't fathom how these movies turned out THIS bad. They're absurd.
>>63186325
nopity nope.
>>63183203
>the weight and impact of the horses when the charge hits
My fucking dick, bros.
>>63172554
>Nearly three years after his encounter with Kenobi, Elan helped Boba Fett during an adventure on Coruscant
Is this real?
Because would Boba have been like 12 during this?
>>63179059
I've never frowned so much watching an action scene my whole life.
>>63170818
is that cum or shit?
>>63188533
It's supposed to be bird shit because he has nests all over his head.
>>63179162
>>63179706
>>63180226
>>63172866
>>63181355
>>63183843
>>63185980
it was an inside joke between him and the cameraman
he literally says that
>>63172531
based lilly...
>>63179059
This was only five minutes? it felt like hours.
>>63182268
This is something movies always go full retard on.
Every fucking movie. Every fucking time. Someone's choking someone else until the person being choked goes limp, and then they let go because they're "dead."
You don't fucking die from passing out. You die from eventual brain damage. You'd have to choke someone for a good 15 minutes minimum to kill them.
This even happens in the Lord of the Rings, where Smeagol chokes the other hobbit.
You have to be a literal retard to continue this "choking kills people instantly" meme.
>>63166542
I am so so glad I never saw the last 2 movies of this.
>>63166542
>>63172102
But Sam explicitly spells out "PO-TA-TOES" to Smeagol
>>63166542
I can't believe this was wrote, shooted, edited and CGed, it should never have come out of the room
>>63190037
uhhhh no dude
you go braindead in 1-3 minutes
takes 1 minute of no oxygen to be dead
you don't need to choke someone for 15 minutes, lol, like have you ever gone outside your mom's basement?
>>63181975
>https://tolkieneditor.wordpress.com/
Does that edit still cut out the forks and knives song?
>>63166542
BUT WE ARE INITIATED... MEMBERS OF THE LEAGUE OF SHADOWS
>>63166542
Is this available for PC?
>>63191609
Shot, it was shot not shooted. I really hope you have a great excuse for that ignorance.
>>63166542
>gandalf's inner staff AA batteries shorting
>Gandalf dodging shit for a minute and mumbling shit
>more Alfrid
>for some reason dramatic coin spinning
>catapult aimmed perfectly at trolls mouth
>troll and Alfrid die of choking in like 2 seconds
>poetic justice? because Alfrid dies and coins come out of him?
Fuck I am embarrassed for everyone involved in the shooting of that scene
It was only missing at the end a whacky recorder noise and Gandalf looking at the camera
>>63192525
Since it was an adjective I also think he should have used the past participle "written" instead of the past "wrote" desu family.
>>63183203
>TFW you will never follow your king into battle surrounded by your bros
>>63192369
I know right, how does anyone look at this shit and think 'yeah thats fine for my several hundred million dollar movie'
>Bilbo, did I ever tell you about a ghost army that magically saved Gondor instead of the rest of the living Gondorians who rallied behind Aragorn? Did I? It was amazing! They just slaughtered all the orcs and the day was truly saved making everyone else's sacrifice completely pointless. If only the ghosts had gotten there earlier...
>>63192076
so i guess no one on earth can hold their breath for more than 1-3 minutes right ?
Retard.
>>63192525
english is like my third language
>>63166542
What's with the weird glow effect this has going on?
There's a very sharp contrast between the buildings and the sky. It reminds me of halation on old televisions. It looks so jarring and fake.
>>63192754
English.
And I guess you learned from American teenagers, judging by your pointless use of the word 'like'.
>>63192609
Well spotted, I guess I missed it because at least 'wrote' is an actual word unlike 'shooted'.
Don't people have a spellchecker addon installed?
Man that is some terrible naming, man. Lickspittle? Why not just call him Alfrid Cowardtraitor? Alfrid Badmeanyman?
Just put his defining character trait right in his name so the plebs can keep up!
>>63174069
>Thorin's funeral. Documentaries show this would have been longer with a eulogy from Gandalf reciting that "The King has come unto his halls" bit from the book.
This made me mad when I watched the extended edition. They were even humming the tune. JUST SING THE FUCKING SONG INSTEAD OF JUST HUMMING WHILST EVERYONE WALKS AROUND CRYING. HELL, JUST SING THE SONG AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY "THE KING IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!!!!!!!!" LIKE FUCKING RETARDS. JHANDKAWHKDKHAWD
>>63172102
Really? people smoked cannabis and other shit way before tobacco was brought back from the colonies.
>>63192985
He specifically said pipeweed is from the Nicotiana genus. Sorry, stoner degenerate.
