>WILL YOU START THE FANS PLEASE?
>it's a mumsy piece to camera
>I'm not going to wish you good luck, it's a complete waste of time.
>tfw you will never have 5 seconds in the crystal dome
>turn on Challenge
>it's an Ed Tudor Pole episode
JUST
>>63161545
>its a pull out the harmonica to defuse the tension in a mental game episode
> plays harmonica
>Ed Tudor Pole episode
>>63163406
>>63163407
>>63161545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQqyZ-cOeo4
Thread Theme :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dy553E_oa0
>>63161545
So I take you all saw Rocky Horror live on Sky Arts last night too?
I had no idea Richard O'Brien was also the Crystal Maze guy until I looked it up.
>tfw some of the contestants were so stupid the directors of the episodes got annoyed at them and had to tell Richard to give them blatant basic hints
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U68PUwXUoQ
Aztec > Medieval > Futuristic > Industrial
>it's a all the contestants are fucking retards and should be gassed episode
that was about 90% of them Tbh
>annual kids' episode
>the kids all suck at literally every type of game
>get to the dome with like two crystals, just sad
>there's a rotary phone prop on the desk as ROB explains they got seven gold tickets and 148 silver ones, so-
>RING RING
>uh-huh. uh-huh. uh-huh. Hmmm. OK.
>MUMSY SAYS YOU GET TO GO ANYWAAAAAY!
I wonder if they ever did a fakeout one where ROB took the phone call, hung up and was all deadpan "Guys can we cut please?" and then turns to one of the kids like "I'm afraid your parents have been in a serious accident, you'll need to go to the hospital straight away."
I like to think footage exists of that.
>>63163605
>no Ocean
>>63161545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQSR7P9gmDY
>>63163232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyzGI2aHhuQ&t=45m55s
>Dome starts
>immediately at the climax of the music
>tfw if it was bought back now it would be """"celebrity"""" crystal maze, presented by that black cunt in the wheelchair.
>>63163637
Actually, someone should write a creepypasta about a lost Crystal Maze Christmas episode where the kids all look terrified and unhappy, ROB keeps rambling about Baphomet and the puzzles kill the kids if the time runs out.
>>63163599
Holy fucking shit my sides
>>63163599
>anon won't get away from the skeleton
>>63163726
>not Alan Carr with that Thalidomide bloke in tow
Just kill me.
>>63163670
I unironically think this is the greatest tv programme ever
>>63163834
you know its a good kids programme when the crew are laughing in the background
>>63163599
>Ron, send in the child of three
>On his way sir
>>63163599
>would you believe it
Fun Fact: The same Games Workshop who made Warhammer made most of the puzzles and games.
>>63163599
holy fucking kek, this is the shit britbongistan is great for. top banter all round
>>63163599
Dumbest contestants ever. Pick any episode.
You got 25 gold!
And 198 silver!
You lose!
