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Why didnt he do it?
>>63158848
because he's a big guy
>>63158848
I can't remember but i think she said something that showed she was more than a dumb vacuous interchangable person
>>63158848
He couldn't get a reservation at the ammo store.
What was the weird shit he was doing with the hookers before they left in a hurry?
>>63158848
She showed an emotional connection. Same reason he didn't kill the gay guy in the bathroom.
>>63158848
That's not an IMPULSE® CORDLESS FRAMING NAILER developed by the Paslode Corporation; they revolutionized the construction business after hitting the market in 1986.
He knew he could get a blowjob from her and she'd allow him to film it.
>>63158848
Ever read the book?
It's because she's his waifu
Why didn't he kill his brother?
>>63159042
biting them and shit
guys, is this the new dubs thread? i need a hit real bad guys, give me some dubs
>>63159146
>>63158848
she was the cutest
>>63159055
>>63159198
Cause the brother shows that even Bateman has that immasculating asshole in his life that's even larger than he is
Sometimes you dont feel like nailing a bitch.
>>63158848
Because he liked her. All those other women were just whores to him, but she was more to him.
>>63159353
>tfw watching both back to back
>>63159042
He was eating them alive
i find bateman a kinda sympathetic character.
he knows he's a monster. and mentions several times something is wrong with him and he doesn't know why. but his bloodlust gets worse and worse throughout the film
just before he was about to kill gene the phone rings and i think it snapped him out of that bloodlust. knowing what will happen he pleads with her to leave.
that was probably the last ounce of humanity bateman had left
>>63159752
I think the book elaborates on this. He says she's the only person he couldn't kill or some such.
>>63159042
i think in the book he does some more shitty things with them.
Which is why when he tries to get the saem one again he has to specify it will be nothing like last time. She mentioned she had to go the doctors.
From the scene,m he already booked one who would do couples and they were enjoying the sex when hes filming it.
>>63159752
also like to add bateman would probably be a nice guy if not for the killing
several women say he's a nice person and the guys call him a loser and spineless
only when he gets that bloodlust he changes
>>63158848
He didn't kill anybody, just wrote mean shit about them in his journal. He didn't have anything mean to say about her so we didn't see it visually manifested.
>mfw people think Bateman is a real person
He is the embodiment of the immorality and ruthlessness of the Wall Street bankers in the 80s
Because she's sitting on a white couch.
>>63159923
That's just his cover. We hear his thoughts, and he's extremely vain and self-absorbed.
>>63160094
why does Wall Street spare the girl?
>>63160361
Because she like Huey Lewis and the News
>>63160361
She's got no real motivation or vanity, apart from trying to help Batemen, so she is spared.
>>63158848
the nailgun wasnt real
there was no air compressor
>>63160500
>what are electric nailguns
answer: they're nailguns that work electronically, off a battery, through a motor attached to a cam which loads a spring behind a hammer that drives a nail
>>63160630
Shut the fuck up, nailgun cunt
>>63160756
I'LL NAIL YOU GOOD PUNK
Why would he?
He never killed anyone.
>you will never rub cum on her tummy
y live
>>63158878
for you
>>63159079
It's because I wasn't wearing a lamb’s wool topcoat, a wool jacket with wool flannel trousers, a cotton shirt, a cashmere V-neck sweater and a silk tie, all from Armani.
She wasn't wearing a cotton blouse by Dolce & Gabbana, suede shoes by Yves Saint Laurent, a stenciled calf skirt by Adrienne Landau with a suede belt by Jill Stuart, Calvin Klein tights and Venetian-glass earrings by Frances Patiky Stein.
I also noticed a small scratch on my golden Rolex, making me doubt whether or not it was worth the 4800$ price tag or if it was a cheap knock-off. This made me sweat profusedly, which in turn made the 50$ gel start going down onto my forehead, which is bad for the skin, making me worry even more and sweat more. Earlier in the morning I had already noticed a small blemish near my right eyebrow and it made me think whether or not the steroids had anything to do with it. I couldn't stop thinking about that fucking idiot Pierce and the acne on his legs.
this is what the book is written like
>>63161431
No wonder people say the book is shit
>>63161512
The people who say the book is shit. Miss the entire point of both media.
god chloe is so perfect.
>>63159850
Are you retarded or did you not understand the implication of him pulling out a coat hanger at the end of the scene?
I enjoyed it besides the over the top gore. Found some of it to be unnecessary in my opinion.
>>63161570
i haven't finished the book yet, but aside from the DRAAAWN out fucking lists of clothing and pointless conversations, it's a cool piece of satire. i mean, you can make a statement but it won't change the fact it still IS drawn out. so far it's really unclear whether he killed anyone or if it's just his fantasy (even the hobo). the parts about the U2 concert and him losing his mind and running around the streets are good to break up the pace.
what i really like about the book though is how in depth he discusses the little human interactions and societal normalities. he'd say things like "Julie laughed and slightly turned to me looking for an approval. I, in turn, laughed as well." i've never read anything like that in a book before
how was that ATM gonna eat that cat?
thing doesn't even have a mouth
because chloe sevigny a cute
because of these
>>63161102
Is that a benis?
>>63162606
Nice try.
>>63162666
>>63162666
>It's a "Chloe Sevigny performs unsimulated oral intercourse on camera and swallows" flick
he had to return some video tapes
>>63158848
Because she was a real person, not an empty husk
Patrick is a tragic hero, a trapped person inside the greedy pretentious post-globalism capitalism. He can't escape
Everyone else around him have already lost their humanity. Patrick's humanity was trying to break free from the idea-of-bateman
This girl was the connection to his humanity, the realisation of his dead-end lifestyle and the beginning of his salvation
Also
>American Psycho: Epic film with great memes
>TDKR: A pile-of-shit movie with great memes
Everyone else
>>63159042
Shoving a rat into their vaginas.
>tfw he was 25-26 during filming
>tfw you will never look anything like him
>>63158848
Because he doesn't have an air compressor.
>>63163875
Thanks for reminding me, you fucking nigger!
>>63160630
wheres the battery?
>>63161700
What, did he do their laundry?
>>63158848
He a narcissist and doesn't kill people who genuinely like him, only those who fake friendliness. It's why he doesn't kill his fiancee, the gay guy or himself.
>>63161809
sounds based, i want to read that shit. people don't find that interesting? the movies' just LOL DUBS HE KILLED THAT GUY to them?
>>63164144
They used to find it interesting, but now that they know all about it, there's nothing to discuss.
Just like, you know, with every other movie in existence.
>>63161809
Couldn't you make a point that these explanations are drawn in depth because they hold so much importance to the characters in this aggressive satire? I mean everyone is a reflection of the materialistc possesions and they feed of an almost encyclopedic knowledge of whos who in the social/class based hierarchy
>>63159752
His taste in music is also really good
>>63158848
Bad timing. He always wants the perfect kill.
>>63163793
he actually does this in the book btw
he staves a rat and unleashes it in a tube up a woman's vagina
the book is insanely brutal and gross, pretty much the most graphic thing I've ever read
it's also a billion times superior to the movie, which is really just a meme movie and not much else.
it would be literally reddit if it wasn't for the epic dubs meme
check 'em btw
cause he wanted to see her suck vincent gallo's dick on camera
>>63164336
Please just shut the fuck up.
>>63164427
make me
>>63164336
Nice le edgy everything is reddit maymay
>>63164444
>>63164444
quads
>>63164444
hello operator? yes, i'd like to check these quads
>>63161809
I've read Infinite Jest once and a half so I know what I'm talking about when I say you're a pleb
>>63164336
The book is hilarious. There's one part where he walks by a mirror in a restaurant and sees that his hair is perfect and the very moment he walks past it he gets worried that maybe somehow his hair got messed up in that very same microsecond he glances away. The book is full of goldmine shit like that.
>>63158848
Can't believe all the wrong answers. He didn't kill her for the same reason he didn't kill Luis. Because he was horribly embarrassed and it would have been awkward.
>>63161431
you forgot the parts where he casually mentions killing a homeless person or reminding himself to dump the bodies of the hookers he killed last friday inbetween 2 pages of describing his friends clothing
the character is written perfectly and the torture scenes are described to the point where it's painful to read and made me feel bad physically
also his friends are such massive douchebags compared to in the movie. they tease homeless people with 1 dollar bills pretending theyre gonna give it to them and one of them tells an amazing racist joke that goes something like
"i got a blowjob from a black whore and i told her to keep both hands on my cock because the last time i got a blowjob from a nigger my wallet got stolen" or something along those lines
>>63164795
>"i got a blowjob from a black whore and i told her to keep both hands on my cock because the last time i got a blowjob from a nigger my wallet got stolen" or something along those lines
you almost made that sound like a bad thing
you guys suck at gettingdoubles
>>63164972
/tv/ is historically the worst at getting dubs compared to any other board we've got
>>63164336
Wow, what a coincidence, I mention him stuffing rats in her vag and it turns out he does it in the book too, well fancy that.
Doesnt he kill her eventually? Off camera? I don't remember
>>63164444
I'm honestly shocked that an American Psycho thread lasted over 3 hours with some actual discussion before someone got a good get
>>63164444
impressive
>>63164444
>>63165731
They get married
>>63165006
Well, you still can check this 4
does he have good taste in music?
>>63167010
>>63167010
he listens to NMH breh
>>63161512
>>63161809
>aside from the DRAAAWN out fucking lists
that's the bigger point of the satire you dumb piece of turd.
>so far it's really unclear whether he killed anyone or if it's just his fantasy
holy shit. shut up and go back to your harry potter books you waste of space.
>i've never read anything like that in a book before
never mind, you don't deserve to even read 50 shades of grey you illiterate shit.
probably because he had to check 'em
>>63167010
I enjoy all his music sans Whitney Houston
>>63161431
I read those the first couple times they happened but I started skimming through them after that because it was "ALRIGHT I GET IT"
https://youtu.be/RjKNbfA64EE
That appartment looks so comfy, especially the bathroom
>>63158848
It wasn't plugged in
>>63167268
I see why you're on the television board
>>63163417
That's actually quite interesting
>>63163417
but she liked bateman because he was rich and flashy?
>>63158848
because she checked 'em
>>63164427
BTFO
>>63164444
witnessed
>>63168833
who dubs here
>>63159752
Patrick Bateman is who Bruce Wayne would've grown up to be had his parents not been murdered
>>63169012
i'm still dubs
>lol @mods
>>63164444
savage
>>63169082
and in 2014 thedubshas returned for no reason
>>63160630
>>63160500
Nailguns can also use a chemical explosive propellant.
Ooh, almost!
>>63169254
Amazing.
>>63169254
>filename
>54
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
>>63169260
Meant to reply to >>63169254
Sorry guys!
Check 'em
>>63164444
Fuck your quads!
>>63164444
>>63164444
>>63164444
>>63164444
>>63164444
Very nice. Impressive.
>>63169446
Unchecked m8
![Cherry's Delights 1 - Liquid[div_pfpi encoded].mov_snapshot_00.04.39_[2015.09.08_00.16.14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Eskmd7M.jpg "Cherry's Delights 1 - Liquid[div_pfpi encoded].mov_snapshot_00.04.39_[2015.09.08_00.16.14].jpg")
>>63164444
nice
>>63158848
how did the dub bateman meme start anyway? im not that much of an old fag
>>63168396
I already got the point so there was no need to read those segments
Look at these dubs
>>63169739
lurk moar
repeating digits comin' up
>>63169739
no one knows
All these people failing to get GETs...
>>63164444
Pretty fuking hilarious
How do you get?
>>63169889
Close...
JUST
>>63169952
Ugh
Prepare yourselves
is it time yet
>>63170011
Don't mind me, just contributing to the conversation.
>>63170101
pathetic
>>63161431
Reminds me a little of:
>He quickly boarded his metallic black 2013 Dodge Dart and headed off to work.Don't ask me what this is from.
>>63170231
it better com out in another thread
>>63170260
check em
>>63164444
In 87' Huey released this, fours, their most accomplished album
>>63170300
>>63170366
!!!
>>63170300
He was busy checking my dubs
It's funny I found this thread cause I just watched this movie last night.
these are going to be big repeating digits
last one, let's make it count
>>63170511
Good job
>>63170511
>>63170511
buenas dobles mi amigo
I'm a big guy... for these dubs
>>63170411
cchecked
>>63170554
offbyone kenobiwan kenobi
>>63170611
checked and keked
>>63170511
IDS HABBIDDING
>>63170677
Checked
hehe
never forget
Amazing how the upper half of this thread is legit discussion of American Psycho, while the lower half is a dubs thread.
btw, chuck em
>>63164336
The book is one of my favorites actually. The way it captures that feeling of materialism is amazing. Honestly it's more of a comedy than a horror story if anything (though it is ridiculously brutal).
>>63170212
What's it from? :^)
>>63158848
He didn't want to kill a genuine 1980s trap-girl with her own feminine penis.
>>63164444
>>63162941
>implying you haven't done the same
Book>Musical>Movie
>But start by storming Blackgate and check these dubs!
What did he mean by this? was he into Interracial?
>>63163875
>I'm 26 right now
>I look like I'm fucking 18
anyonoe who doesn't get same last numbers is a MEDIOCRE with M of MUCH
>>63169739
It really really pissed some people off, and he was one of the first major gets
Just looking for a single, family.
>>63158848
She gives awesome head. See the brown bunny.
>>63164444
They should have gone on a date like in the book. Bateman takes her to Dorsia and takes someone's reservation and gets kicked out.
>>63170467
>>63173802
i don't think i could handle watching that
>>63169859
>>63169853
>>63169848
>>63169793
failures, all of you
>>63175255
>>63175255
>>63175255
D-dubs thief!!!! Get him mods!!!
>>63175444
Chloe Sevigny was prime qt waifu back then, she was too sweet and innocent.
Then brown bunny came out and her status is FUCKING DROPPED
>>63175498
>off by one
Karmic justice
>>63175444
Trips of justice.
:^)
>>63172833
Didn't want to leave these unchecked.
>>63159923
>>63159752
he never actually kills anyone you plebs, jesus christ the whole thing is supposed to be satire
go read the book
>>63176043
Well this thread is about the book, isn't it, genius?
Thanks for telling us it's satire, you figured it out. Absolutely no one else would have known had you not enlightened everyone.
It's deliberately ambiguous.
>>63176043
>>63176553
The sequel confirms he is a murderer
>>63176043
No blasphemy please
