What did you guys think of the SNL Star Wars sketch?
Do the writers browse this site?
Link if you haven't seen it yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T_pjMr7-n0
also if the video doesn't work
this one should https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RjgCuo74jY
Why does Boyega look so fat?
>>63151814
CHILD
>>63152710
He's just so wide
>>63151814
>SNL
>Star Wars
yuck
>>63152738
You like wide, right senpai?
nice to see SNL is still awfulthe chris tucker imitator got a chuckle out of me tho
>>63152738
>under arrest
If its a galaxy far far away and a long time ago how do they know what police are?
>>63151814
a lot of niggers are built this way for some reason
it's similar to gorillas
boyega's a wide guy
>>63151814
rey :3 is so cute
>>63152738
It doesn't say that's Boyega escorting Poe
>>63151814
His hips are like 4 heads wide.
Wtf
>>63151814
Im extremely confused how a professional comedy writer thought a good joke would be Beckham confusing the robot for a soccer ball. Like someone pitched that and other people approved it and also thought it was funny. It's a joke about referencing the fact that he plays soccer and that's it. I remember similar jokes like that from my classmates in 4th grade
>>63152905
I don't think you know what a gorilla looks like. Or stands like. Or is.
>>63152969
Who else could it be?
Look how big those hips are.
Andhow big the cod piece is
>>63151814
Maybe he's a trans-man?
how can anything be this unfunny
>>63153064
WELCOME TO SATURDAY NIGHT LIIIIVE
>>63151814
Awesome, thanks for that
I wonder if they did read from some of the actual script for bits of that
>>63152986
Actually somebody got high, pitched it, the rest of the writer's room was even higher, and ok'd it. And Lorne was busy that day doing other shitlike he has been for the last ten years or so
>>63152946
>Finn da
>Watashi wa Rei
It's beautiful...
>>63152986
>It's a joke about referencing the fact that he plays soccer and that's it
And that BB8 actually resembles a soccer ball.
But yeah I thought it was weak too, but most jokes don't make laugh anyway.
>>63152725
BEARING
>>63151814
That darkhaired boy makes me sexually confused...is he supposed to be Luke's son?
Also Boyega is pretty based /tv/ btfo once again...
>SNL
I really enjoy watching 4 minutes of comedy without laughing once.
Emma Stone looked different...
wow, Boyega was the only one with bad acting in that, also wooooow Emma looked amazing
>>63153250
That wasn't Emma Stone that was Kyle Mooney in drag playing her
2bh
>>63153250
They got the next best thing since you weren't available
yall racis
>>63153464
>frontal baldness absent
uhh oh ok so why even have a diagram for that if there's no balding, you leave that part blank you dont point to it and say "nothing to see here"
>>63153576
I think it means if you're genetically meant to go bald, and you don't go bald
>>63152894
They can speak english but the term 'under arrest' is foreign to them? Fuck off idiot.
>>63153464
What's "female type pubic hair pattern"? Looks all the same to me.
>>63151814
SNL is such shit holy fuck.
Hamm Solo and Chris Tucker were funny though.
>>63153741
I assume no treasure trail.
>That fake ass faux-Jamaican accent stupid niggers from London have
>A BLAK STOHMTWOOPAH???
God someone fucking euthanise this cunt.
Why is he shaped like an Oompa Loompa?
>>63153835
wait, so you're saying that black non-Caribbean british don't have their own accent but just borrow the jamaican british one? how odd.
>>63153785
Oh. I barely have one. Shit.
>>63153956
It's not even a real accent, the silly fuckers just put it on. In some interviews he forgets to put it on and he just sounds like a typical middle class English bloke.
>>63151814
>american """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humour""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gdJXuMPMvI
It's clear no one is interested in him here. ;__;
>>63152986
Sure, but your classmates aren't writers for snl and neither are you.
>>63154231
Why did JJ only cast manlets?
>>63153206
HIPS
>>63154172
Are impressions against Sharia law Britfriend?
>>63154335
because he likes standing next to them. It makes him feel so tall
>>63152738
He's a big guy.
>yfw you're not getting 'mired by Daisy like Buble is
>>63154433
>>63154433
Delete this.
>>63151814
>american comedy
Is america the nation of reddit ?
>>63154335
Adam Driver and Gwendolyn Christie are both 6'3"
>>63151814
A BLACK STOMTROPAH?
A BLACK STOMTROPAH?
>>63154433
>Casts manlets to feel tall
>He is actually even shorter than Boyega and Isaac.
kek
It always makes my day how daisy often clearly uncomfortable when she's posing with dindu
>>63152946
Imagine being Daisy in that scene and having to be all like "damn, John Boyega, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fat body and horrific androgynous monkey face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another jew in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Daisy and not only sit in that chair while John Boyega flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN THAT BBC IS HUGE, BOYEGA'S DICK LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his monkeyish fucking gremlin face sweat into types of liquids you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of whites and british nobleman and later holocaust victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in England. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled forehead as he sucks in his gut to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" bbc, the bbc he worked so hard for with fried chicken in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Daisy. You're not going to lose your future acting career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>63151814
That was the best Jon Hamm cameo in years.
>>63155153
On the gifs I've seen she seems the opposite of uncomfortable
>>63154278
They could be.
If the snl writers were replaced with 20 9 year olds would anyone be able to tell the difference?
>>63155153
>clearly uncomfortable
You might have autism
>>63155232
Based on his hips and low test, I'd imagine his penis looks like Chyna's clit.
>>63154172
>>63154961
SNL and Family Guy don't represent the sense of humor of 310 million people. There's tons of shitty comedy shows from your country too.
>>63154172
>>63151814
Jesus christ
I don't even get half these jokes. Does Bardem like dick jokes?
Jon Hamm really wants people to think he's funny doesn't he? he's like the new George Clooney.
>>63155843
It's more about making fun of Spanish machismo.
>>63151814
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>>63151814
That was painfully unfunny.
>>63153576
Balding is caused by testosterone, that's why women don't go bald and big guys are often bald.
>>63151814
I never knew what a cocknose jar jar Abram's was.
>>63153211
>thinking boyega was "based" in this lame skit that only has 2 good moments
A BLACK STOME TROOPAH? WE MUST PROTECT DA BLOC
>>63151814
Is this like the US version of Alan Carrs dogshit TV shows?
>>63154172
>he thinks Americans like SNL and not third worlders from countries that wish they were Americans and worship our tv shows
>>63151814
Honestly I really hope that she got spitroasted that night by those bucks in the dance floor. Just 4 BBC's completely destroying her white pussy, eyes rolling back until she passes out from the ecstasy. And if not hopefully she got a taste of Boyega's BBC, because every white girl deserves at least one BBC experience. Am I right boys?
>>63153142
>/tv/ finally has it's own version of teh rei
Truly beautiful
>>63158640
You're the one who wants the bbc, stop projecting
>>63158640
I honestly can't tell satire and genuine kekoldry apart anymore
>>63158729
>>63158742
https://youtu.be/JEaHHRDsA6s?t=1m35s
Honestly look at her face here, you know she loves BBC and has gotten plenty of tastes of it. But Boyega isn't the BBC that she deserves, she needs some high tier BBC like Cage's in Jessica Jones.
>>63151814
>Cast the most charamistic new actor of his generation
>Make him a 10min cameo side character
RIP JJ Abrams
>>63159056
He only did it because even though he is talented, he doesn't have the BBC factor that Boyega has. Every new film if it is to do well needs that BBC factor, just look at Creed.
>>63153250
DUDE TWO GORILLAS IN ONE THREAD LMAO
>>63159056
>muh meme actor don't get enough attention
Fuck off.
>>63151814
This is dog shit
>>63151814
See, the problem isn't even really that a black guy was cast. The problem was that they picked the single, absolute words, lamest-looking, pear-shaped motherfucker out there for this role.
I'm not even particularly invested in any of this, but goddamn, there's nothing likeable about this guy and he looks like a fat woman.
>>63159298
Yeah if they are going for the BBC factor, they could've at least gotten a real buck for the roll like Cage in Jessica Jones.
>>63159298
Hes a good actor.
>>63159281
>Meme actor
Whelp this attempt at discussion was over before it even started.
>>63159446
>shit in atb
>mediocre in junkhearts
Where is his "good acting"?
>>63159446
Do you know how many good actors exist around the world? A lot more should factor into getting a role like this. Appearance is a huge deal in a movie like this.
And I'm not talking appearance as in black or white or asian or indian or whatever, just that this guy has NO appeal.
>>63159507
>>63159446
Yeah but there is so much better looking BBC actors that he could've cast. The BBC factor of the film is barely 4/10 because of this.
>>63159507
People seem to find him charming, just not memesters on /tv/.
>>63159494
Hello? Are you still there?
>casting a busta instead of based Kyle
>>63151814
Was a lot better the first time they did this bit
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=332_1345421418
>>63160009
>cory has been reducedto paying for escorts and posting about it on social media
>cant even deliver a simple joke
man his acting seems awful, what a joy this movie will be
desu Javier Bordem should've played Kylo Ren
>>63159776
>nothing
Typical shit posting shi*l
>>63155505
>>63152946
cute how? she's so fucking plain looking
>>63160009
Those girls don't look like they're happy
They look like they're working
She wants the BBC (big buble cock)
>>63151814
oh shit i thought that was photoshopped
>THE NEGRO MALE LEAD IS NOT CUTE ENOUGH!!!
Faggots.
>>63153464
What is this?
>>63153835
that sounded remotely jamaican to you?
have you been to london in your life ever?
>>63155232
grow up
>>63161923
Klinefelter syndrome.
this is very awkwardly unfunny, i was cringing in embarrassment at it, and the laughing in the background just topped it off
also
>people think daisy is ugly
top meme
>>63151814
maybe you need to be american to get this
but fuck me, this was so painfully unfunny
>le dated poculture reference that werent funny when the were up on time
>le noname i should know cameos
>le same no names acting silly
>>63152946
shot
reverse shot
>>63159298
i thought it was pretty funny honestly
haha
>>63158859
fuck off, Swede
>>63158742
Assume it's all satire
The more blatant the better
All it does is make people who are into blacks look completely fucked up and dehumanises blacks as mandingos
>>63155232
underrated post
>tfw John Boyega has better child bearing hips than your girlfriend
>>63155232
Replace "kill every single person" with "bite the head off every single person"
>>63165057
Can't blame her
He's got better hips than like 90% of women
>>63155232
But John is the one who bears it
>>63153064
Because half the skit is literally whos
>>63162393
She is. You just have low standards. The average college girls is better looking than her.
>>63164866
WE WUZ JEZUZ N SHIT
>/tv/ shitposters only get to be racist and make Klinefelter's jokes about Boyega on some weeaboo website and Twitter.
>Boyega gets to actually go on TV and make fun of them himself.
>>63152905
I don't think you know what a gorilla looks like.
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>>63160009
>even money and childhood fame can't make girls like you
fuck me, snl is some amount boring bollocks
so americans find this funny right?
>>63166230
>the guy JJ rejected because he wasn't black enough
>>63166389
yes we do and your country will still never matter compared to america. please stop being obsessed with america and just immigrate or something already.
>>63151814
The fat one is really cute. I want her to sit on my face.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06RN7evwPbf
>>63166656
seems rather racist dude
>>63151814
Quite often I'm an SNL defender but this is Friedberg/Seltzer tier humor. "Look it's a famous person you've heard of!"
>>63166230
this dude is literally me
>>63151814
>The uploader has not made this available in your country.
aye?
>>63166525
Laughing at you doesn't mean being obsessed, cletus
>>63166230
Is that B^Uckley?
>>63166230
What a terrible body type. How does this happen? Back in the 50's I didn't think this was a problem.
>>63151814
Not gonna watch it, shillcunt.
>>63171801
Are those jodphurs, or does he have bitch body?
>>63153250
Filthy animal
>>63171801
>>63172568
CHILD
isn't this black panther attire?
>>63153835
He's actually Nigerian, he's masquerading as a british-nigger to pass as a human being.
>>63165042
underage post*
>>63171801
>>63166637
Ugh. Not my type.
So is this the long awaited Gayniggers From Outerspace sequel?
>>63155232
best version of this i've seen outside the original
>>63160009
is that the chick from that show too?
ravens friend or whatever
>blocked in my country
>>63151814
How can a manlet be this fat? I thought their one big advantage was that they had an easier time achieving an aesthetically pleasing body.
>>63166230
Yep, that's my body type.
