What went wrong?
Nothing
Sandwiches are still alright
>>63149021
>alright
>bread tastes like an old yoga mat
Ok family member
>>63149050
>bread tastes like an old yoga mat
Well I'm not the idiot eating old yoga mats desu senpai
He tried to get too many kids hooked on his 6-inch.
>>63149076
>he doesn't know what's in the bread
>>63148988
he got caught by the morality police
>>63149258
go ahead
enlighten me
he told an old woman he prefers young girls
>>63149275
>tfw you'll never be the cop that gets too view and inventory his collection
>>63149275
I give him less than 2 years before he's caught by the mortality police
>>63149327
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/subway-says-yoga-mat-chemical-almost-out-of-bread-1.2606898
It's a bit dated but this is the only updated they've given, that it's "almost" our of it
He didn't encrypt his data.
>>63148988
Nothing, he had consensual sex with those kids, the prudish christian filth cops should have their brians blown out for jailing him!
>>63149467
still don't even know who you're trying to parody
>>63149484
Nothing, im saying he did nothing wrong!
>>63149505
this is a private board kiddo you need to leave or i'm calling security :\
>>63149050
I love this stupid logic
>two things share the same chemical
>there for they are the same thing
by that logic, if you eat an an apple you might as well be eating a bullet because they both share arsenic.
>>63149521
Make me, bitch!
>that south park episode where people think he wants to give children aids
He ate fresh
Bush did 9-11, Jared did 9-11 year olds.
What was the meaning behind it all?
>>63149608
There has been 2015 9/11s.
Never forget!
>>63148988
He went off his subway diet and started sneaking cheese pizza when he thought nobody was looking.
>>63149387
Wait did Don Adams get accused of something?
>>63149608
That americans like to fuck each other over
His only crime was love!
JUST
>>63149756
LITTLE
>>63149765
CUNNY
>>63148988
He used his charity as a cover to pimp out kids and discussed CP and fucking kids over the internet.
He probably could have gone to shitty poor countries with underage hookers and gotten away with it for the rest of his life. He certainly had the funds to do so.
>>63149869
Do you think they shared little girls?
>>63149934
No.Obama is gay.
>>63149869
>>63149869
America is one of the few countries that has criminalised exactly that. insane, but if youre american and you sleep with someone under the federal age of consent anywhere in the world, the federal gov could get you
>>63150368
this incudes places like SPAIN AND PORTUGAL (whodathunkit) where the age of consent is 13. go there, seduce and fuck a 13 yo, return and be arrested. enjoy
>>63150393
its not... its 16 for Portugal, and you can get in serious shit for it if the parents find out and want to fuck you up.
>>63150368
meh its no different from income tax. youre an American? you obey American laws, no matter where you reside. Seems reasonable.
However, they make it bloody impossible to renounce citizenship these days (certainly compared to say, the UK), making it illegal to become stateless.
>>63150426
everywhere Im looking says 14. i think you confuse criminal responsibility with consent
>>63150368
That's fucking retarded.
He was born a white devil only death will fix this error
>>63149608
Bush did nothing wrong you fuck.
>>63148988
Sex with children was a mistake
i love eating bread with a side of bread and a little serving of microwaved-all-day meat.
fuck subway
>>63149597
>>63149204
>>63149608
>Reddit tier posts itt
Please leave and don't come back
>>63150368
There isn't a federal age of consent. AFAIK it isn't illegal to fuck hookers overseas as an American (it is if you're a Swede though).
Even if it was it'd be difficult to prove you did the deed unless you were posting on Facebook about fucking 13 year old Cambodian whores.
>>63149415
I hear they use this dangerous chemical called H2O in nuclear plants. They put massive amounts of it in our water, too. That can't be good.
He took the slogan of "5 for 12" a little too serious.
>>63149537
This is like how there's some people saying to avoid eating fruits completely because they have sugar.
>>63150806
conservakeks go pls
>>63151786
Underrated post
