>watching war movie
>big explosion happens
>it's a "shell-shocked and temporarily deaf" scene
>>63148820
>everything goes silent
>face close up
>>63148820
>>63148873
Yea, I hate it when that happens
>shootout
>main character gets hit
>everything goes into slow motion
>"Ave Maria" starts playing
>watching war movie
>it ain't me starts playing
>ear ringing noise
>camera shows characters shouting at the portag but cant hear them
>>63149020
christ
>>63148820
Come & See (1986) was the best example of this you'll ever witness. Early in the film an explosion nearby gives the main character Florya ringing in his ears and at various points during the film when you see things from his viewpoint, there's a slight ringing noise in the background.
>>63148820
> voiceover in a film about the 1970's
> there's something happening here (and what it is [ain't exactly clear]) starts playing
>fades to white instead of black
>restaurant scene
>waiter introduces himself
wtf lol nobody cares who you are
>makes gun clicky noise so they know you're serious
>>63149167
>fades to white
>x years later
>>63148820
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>character brushing his teeth
>doesn't rinse
>spits
>no blood in the sink
>goes right to bed
>>63148820
>watching an animated spy-comedy TV show that is incredibly silly
>it's pretty much the most accurate representation of what happens to someone who is exposed to gunfire repeatedly without ear protection
>>63149308
>film begins
>character about to die
>"yea. that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here..."
>two months earlier...
>upbeat song to go along with narration about how he was just a normal guy
>>63149224
>pumps a shotgun when he hasn't even fired yet
>you don't hear the completely unused shell hit the ground and the shotgun pumper getting embarrassed that they spilled their spaghetti
> movie about ogres
> hey now you're an all-star get your game on go play starts playing
>>63149394
maybe they didnt put one in the chamber?
>>63148820
>movie/TV show set in New York
>protagonist has a shitty apartment where everything is old and doesn't work how it should
>protagonists friend is rich and has a nice apartment
>main character has a dog
>it's perfectly trained and only barks when something is going awry
>>63149167
>>63149259
>fades to red
>main character has some kind of special power
>there's a "comedy" scene where somebody is talking to them while doing something else and the main character keeps accidentally breaking shit in the house with his powers and trying to hide it
>>63149547
When has this ever happened?
>>63148820
who is that in your picture?
>just a normal average kid in the suburbs
>nothing special ever happens to me
>crushes on girl who's the douche jocks girlfriend
>totally jive black friend and totally hot but "we're just good friends" friend that's a girl
>makes a vague wish about things being different
>gets a quirky special ability
>steals jocks girl realizes she's not the one
>suddenly wildly attractive female best friend is in love with him
>jive black friend still jive
When will this meme end?
>>63149668
george costanza
>>63149821
oh thanks but why did he post him
>>63149639
Pulling negative G's in a jet
