ITT: /tv/ writes a script, one sentence at a time. I'll start
EXT. /tv/ Airfield - Day
The end
>>63136948
A man, 6 feet tall, and thankfully not a manlet, with short brown hair, walks into a dim lit room
>>63136948
CIA stands center screen, thumbs hooked on belt, waiting, anticipating.
A young petite WOMAN, with blonde hair, absolutely beautiful, lays on a heart shaped red bed, naked while a tall BLACK BULL, shirtless, unzips his jeans to reveal a BIG BLACK COCK before her.
Her Husband, a middle aged balding man, a total loser, watches from the corner of his room, naked and excited.
>>63136948
Suddenly, faggots.
The black man leaves and his wife falls asleep, the man sits at the computer....he starts to type really fast as if a great idea came into his mind...He types 4chan.org..../tv/.
He looks around in his folders and pics a nice Kurosawa image.... decides to make a thread about making a script one sentence at a time, he had an amazing idea...what if the twist of the movie is that the post itself was telling the story and at the same time be real and happen at the same time? Could this be done? YES. The husband hits "post new thread".
Roll credits.
EXT. SPACE
>>63137073
Camera dollies back to reveal that it's a scene playing on a computer. On the wall behind the computer are two movie posters, for Prisoners and Ex Machina. Cool ranch Doritos cover the computer desk like newly fallen leaves.
>>63136948
BANE: Was this part of your plan??
C.F. KANE: jews did 911
BANE: Melt fuel can't steel bems
INT; OUTER SPACE
Man enters wearing a 3 piece suit
MAN:
(pensively yet aroused)
where did i leave my keys?
TRADER
What are you doing? There's nothing to steal here! This is Wall Street.
BANE
Oh? Give me your wallet! And that watch.
