>all species of dinosaurs evolved into humans in parallel universe
>humans in our universe came from chimpanzees
Jesus christ, does everyone think that's how evolution works?
>>63136836
I don't think they would have looked exactly like us. But isn't a commonly accepted theory is that the bipedal form is necessary for intelligence
>>63136915
if that were true, that would exclude most of the human race including you
Convergent Evolution.
Things work out a certain way for a reason.
>>63136915
Not necessarily, given a few more million years the offspring of Ravens would've been interesting to see.
>>63136915
no, it is a commonly accepted theories that fine motor skills (thumbs) is a requirement to make things, which is a requirement for invention, which is a requirement for civilization, which leads to speech and writing (especially writing) which is a requirement for reliably retaining the knowledge of previous generations.
>>63136915
>But isn't a commonly accepted theory is that the bipedal form is necessary for intelligence
That's rather egotistical. Why do even the smart humans think that we're hot shit? I understand the religious ones being dumb and just believing everything was created for us, but why do so many people think that intelligent life is always going to be humanoid? Just because apes were the first ones to do it here on Earth? That's an exceptionally limiting theory.
>>63136915
I think it used to be held in esteem but lost its credibility over time and is now an abandoned theory.
>>63137037
>which is a requirement for reliably retaining the knowledge of previous generations.
Crows have been demonstrated to be able to reliably pass down knowledge
>>63137039
Given that Earth life is the only life we have to study, it ain't egotistical at all. And like I said, it's more about thumbs than it is legs.
This is why evolution is a retarded concept.
>Fish: "You know what? Fuck it imma grow some legs and turn into a dinosaur or monkey or some shit"
>>63136836
You just watchedCinemaSinsdidn't you?
It's ok.So did I
>>63137184
as opposed to creationism?
>>63137184
Thank you for reminding me that people that think evolution is retarded have exactly zero knowledge of how the theory actually works.
>>63137184
Well what's your theory ?
>>63136836
Do you know how a mutli-verse works?
>>63136836
I fucking love this movie
>>63137088
The problem they would have had to face in their evolution is keeping their wings.
I imagine they'd end up like Sebulba.
>>63136990
>>63137039
>>63137016
Bipedal form is necessary to support the weight of the brain. Everything else is secondary. Bigger=Better.
>>63137088
Yeah, but a crow from another region can't walk up to a place where there are no crows and learn all the shit that the crows that had been there came up with. writing, and subsequently, the printing press, are why we have progressed as far as we have.
>>63137397
>elephants are bipedal
(You)
I like this movie, it's bad but it is fun.
>>63136836
>caring about a panned 80's movie adaptation of an abstract but popular video game
>caring about the fucking intricacies of its canon and how evolution works in it
literally autism
>>63137397
You're literally an idiot. The weight of the human head, in proportion to the rest of it's body, is nothing compared to the gigantic heads multiple quadripeds carry around on a daily basis. The reason our brains developed how they did is a bit of a mystery, but as far as moving along to bigger and better forms of social progression, it's thumbs.
>>63137184
Either minor troll, or contrarian neo-conservatives have gone too deep into the rabbit hole.
>>63137685
knowing /pol/? it's probably the latter.
reminder the setting was accurate because its actually the last level bowsers area.
>evolution
>real
>>63137252
>evolutionists get btfo
>"y-you just don't get it!"
Monkey!
In my top ten right next to water world
>tfw the Mario Bros movie could have been decent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od-FughI-C8
>>63137501
Surrealism at it's finest
>>63137685
>rabbit hole
>hole that perfectly fits the rabbit
You can't tell me this wasn't created by an intelligence far superior to our own with abilities beyond our understanding!
>>63138122
>creationists think they btfo evolutionists (whatever the fuck that means) by misquoting the actual theory and making it sound stupid.
Dude! People that believe in gravity are so stupid. Like, I can throw things up in the air pretty far, you tellin me I can overcome a force that makes an plane fall out of the sky? PFFFFFFT!
Posting mad men memes doesn't make you right, fucktard.
>>63138315
Gravity is not real, you fucking idiot.
>>63138122
Imma assume it's not a troll, since there's too many conservative teens nowadays, so imma explain it real simple-like. Evolution is the theory of survival of the fittest taken to its logical conclusion. This combined with what we know of biology is better than creationism at explaining how animals came to be.
So... this is it. Will I be alone?
>>63138899
Gravity is a lie.
>>63136836
convergent evolution motherfucker, read a book.
>>63139545
>>63139545
What book?
School me
