http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3332742/Who-needs-young-gun-Tom-Cruise-53-choice-replace-Brendan-Fraser-46-Mummy-reboot.html
>>63121129
No...
JUST
I'm out
JUST end it brendan
Does he have crouzon syndrome?
>>63121129
#NoBrendanNoMummy
>By comparison, Brendan hasn't had a breakout role for years.
Oh God Brendan. We're sorry we failed you
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...... NO NO NO .............I loooove Brendan Fraser.... He's alwayyyysssss BOSS! Whyyyyyyy Universal.... WHYYYYY.... The only way I would accept this is if Brendan (my love, my heart, my boo) said himself that he does not want to do it. I have nothing against Tom Cruise but Brendan is my duuuudeeeee.... He's so cheeky, charismatic, passionate. Whenever he cries in a movie, woooo breaks my heart. His comedic timing is on point, his voice makes me melt, he's tall and beautiful, and you just know he gives awesome hugs. I love his movies, I would definitely watch if it he was to star in it. Moreover, it has been so long since a 'Mummy'... it would be amazing to have the whole cast back. I do think fans wuld gravitates towards it especially if the story itself it good. Focus on making a good script, good screen play. We already know that the actors can deliver, especialy Brendan Fraser, cuz like i said, he is Boss!.... Make a good damn movie!
Let's be fair though Rachel Weisz was the real reason to see those movies
>>63121260
fag
>>63121332
wew lad
>>63121129
>Mummy-reboot
So we get to see another fucking origin story?
>>>/trash/
FUCK
>>63121129
What is the ChamCham saying? Any news from him?
>>63121129
>>63121260
Just watch porn or something you faggot. The Mummy was a fun adventure film.
MY
>>63121524
What exactly are you upset about anon
Maaan, brendan is actually going to kill himself >:
Just end my life senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyqrmxIDNsw
I literally cannot stop laughing, it just never ends.
>>63121129
Memes aside, Brendan wasn't going to return anyway.
>>63121260
Literally how did they even think of making TM3 without her? There werent even egyptian mummies
fifty thousand dollars used to live here, now it's a ghost town
#NoBrendanNoMummy
#NoBrendanNoMummy
#NoBrendanNoMummy
>>63121251
Hi Brendan
>you will never cast Brendan in a Louis-style fake reality series where he plays an exaggerated version of himself
I'd title it JUST
Cruise doesn't even need the money.
This is just cruel.
CAN WE PLEASE START A GOFUNDME FOR BASED BRENDAN? I FEEL SO HELPLESS
It's Brendans birthday in five days? We going to do something special for our boy to cheer him up?
ALIMUMMY
How has "TheChamCham" taken this news?
>>63122069
holiday postcard, we really need to make one
guys...
>>63122100
This
>>63122111
>me on the right
>>63122053
no, he should kill himself, for the good of mankind
>>63122111
>that hairline
JUST
>>63122146
Shaking my head to be honest family
>>63122146
fuck off Afton
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
all this memeing for nothing...
>>63122251
I don't understand why they would replace him with fucking Tom Cruise. Brendan was great in the Mummy movies..
>>63122251
>>63122251
is that his real twitter?
>>63122391
I don't know family, the account predates the JUST meme by 2 years and the rest of the shit it posts are pretty tame jokes
>>63122251
Uhhh....
>>63122391
What don't you understand about "RealBFraser" Senpai?
>>63122111
NO HES BALDING
>>63122391
no he says he never had one, and doesn't plan on getting one either
>>63122111
shave it off Brendan for fuck sake
>>63121129
Stop living in the past 4chan for fucks sake!
Why not Chris Pratt mummy-lord
First they took his money
Now they took his mummy
>>63122472
TheChamCham is Brendan though
>>63122491
Kek
Bitches and whores took his munny and his mummy?
Brendan Uprising when?
>>63122486
Stop with this just crap!!! Your all bullying trolls with sad stupid lives and nothing better to do than to harrrass and torment brendan!! Sick of you trollers defacing his pictures putting crappy videoss on you tube trolling Twitter im on to you people im reporting you all and as much as i can your disturbing!! I hope brendan gets you all for cyber bullying so clear off waste of space!!!!!!
>>63122491
>>63122508
no he's an overly obsessed fan with some sort of mental illness that fuels his obsession
>>63121129
Fucking cocksuckers even called him Brendan "Frasier"
#NoBrendanNoMummy
#NoBrendanNoMummy
#NoBrendanNoMummy
#NoBrendanNoMummy
#NoBrendanNoMummy
#NoBrendanNoMummy
>>63122472
holy shit the autism
>>63122546
based deanna
>>63122172
Whore should be gassed
>>63122491
>>63122546
I agree sister. Hopefully Brendan Fraser hasn't seen any of that crap; and I'm sure he just shrugged it off if he has. (I'm sure he has better things to think about than random Internet "haters.") Still, I agree that the seeming obsession with making fun of Brendan and especially the creepy "joking" about him being dead or on the verge of suicide or whatever (because suicide is so hilarious, after all) is disturbing and unusually harsh, particularly since it doesn't seem like he's done anything to warrant any of it.
I mean, most actors with IMDb boards or celebrities with pages on similar communities are going to attract at least a couple of trolls and "haters" -- Brendan isn't alone there -- but I don't generally see so much of it directed at somebody whose career isn't at a high point right now (no disrespect intended, as I've quite enjoyed some of Brendan's more recent work) and who's barely even in the public eye anymore. It's not like he's going around making dumb political (or other obnoxious) statements or caught in the middle of some sleazy scandal.
So he's gone through a messy divorce, and (oh, gasp) looks a little older/heavier than he used to -- so have thousands and thousands of others (including celebrities), on all accounts. Why pick on Brendan? And why now? I don't get it.
Anyway, apparently it's all very hilarious to 4chan or whoever is behind this bizarre obsession with supposedly "saving" Brendan Fraser. I'm sure the 4chan users think they are very clever. Whatever.
I like Brendan. I think he's a much better actor than given credit for -- maybe not the greatest actor ever, but always solid and he has a very likable and appealing presence. (I do wish he'd appear in better movies a lot of the time, but I could say that about virtually every actor that I'm a fan of.) And as far as I can tell, he seems like a genuinely nice guy offscreen, as well.
Plus I like that he's (sort of) from Seattle...
Brendan or Bam Margera? Who has had it worse? Who's going to an hero first? My money is on Bam
>>63122833
what happened to his shit?
>>63122833
the two of them should be locked in a thunderdome
>>63122833
WASTED AND WOUNDED
>>63122797
Whoever wrote this doesnt even know that JUST comes from that retarded barber memE. Föking newfags I swear...
When will this meme fuck off and die? Fuck Brendan Fraser
>>63122868
>Bam
>Best friend gets drunk and dies horribly in a car wreck
>Creepy fat pedophile uncle is dead
>Make a show about getting married only to get divorced a few years later
>Music career fails miserably
>Balding and becoming fat like his father
>Small dick
>>63123018
Holy shit, I didn't know Vito died
>>63123018
>lives with the realization that his biological children are being raised by autistic radio host Greg "Opie" Hughes
>I'm going to kill myself tomorrow
one of the top rated comments on that site
>chris pratt please!!!
i hate people
>>63122491
>>63123005
Literally kill yourself faggot.
>getting c ucked out of the only truly successful franchise he's ever been in
JUST
you said you would save me /tv/
you promised
>>63122797
Hi ChamCham
SOME OF YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY COOL
DON'T GO TO HOLLYWOOD TODAY
>>63123639
We can do it bros!!
>>63122069
>>63122100
let's crowdfund his December alimony payment
>>63123725
kek
>>63123725
You do realize it's his birthday on the 3rd right?
>>63123512
Yes that one was dank.
>>63122472
Brendan knows about us?
>>63123005
Go play in traffic, edgy nigger.
>>63121129
wasted and wounded
there is some shit that cannot be unfucked i guess
>>63122100
It could be done. We made one for Aidan Gillen but the fucker never acknowledged it.
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>63122491
like pottery
>>63122251
This makes me cry inside. We've failed Brendan.
>>63122251
>his first word is JUST
>>63124076
flip his mouth around
Seriously fuck Tom Cruise. Can he not fuck off for once and let Brendan take the limelight
>>63121978
>>63123979
yeah, feelsbad to get ignored like that ;^(
>>63124588
Why is God doing this to such a great guy like him? I never heard of Brendan being an asshole or doing something evil :(
Look at the shape of this thread. Just utter shitposting. Fuck off cunts. >>>reddit
Are the memes leaking into reality again?
>>63124999
trips confirm
also reminder that we only have one month left to unfuck his shit before pic related
>>63121251
Go to bed ChamCham
>>63124588
This meme is funny and everything but I think that's the point of reboots, a new movie with a new cast.
fuck afton, that whore >:(
>>63122472
holy shit he knows about the memes?
>>63122251
I'm sorry Brendan, we failed you.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4958742/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_1
ITS NOT OVER YET
>>63122251
This legit pisses me off.
O'Connell will never be a manlet.
>>63125505
>The story of a man who sees his past lives from before he was born after being declared dead for the second time.
The irony
>>63125601
that part always made me wince.
even his website is JUST
http://www.brendanfraser.com/index3.html
haha memes:P
I hated Brendan Frasier since Encino Man, but give the guy a movie already!
>mfw I REALLY hate Tom Cruise though
>>63121129
There's gotta be a way we can help Brendan redeem himself, surely there a way to reverse fuck his shit up
How come he hasn't killed himself yet?
He's been JUSTed more than anyone but he still keeps fighting.
>>63122833
At least Bam is an earth rocker
>>63125824
>2015
>hating Tom Cruise
>>63125834
Michael Keaton managed it.
>>63122833
Don't compare Bam to Brendan you savage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gre3Yp9h36A
>>63122833
JUST
BEND
MY
DICK
TO
MY
ASS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ0C108juTA
>>63122491
This could be on the poster for his biopic
>>63122833
Bam is fucking himself because he's a manbaby that refuses to grow up
life has fucked Brendan and he hasn't deserved any of it.
One has real problems and the other doesn't. They're not comparable
>>63122251
Weve failed him
>>63126154
lmao that chick sounds like Yolandi. How can such a terrible song be so catchy
Why the fuck would you cast the same actor in a reboot
I don't think Tom Cruise is a fit for it, but acting like it's some slight against Brendan Fraser is fucking stupid
What the fuck is the big deal with the meme shit anyways, people get old and go through shitty divorces, this isn't anything uncommon
CANT WAKE UP
help
>>63126260
Well Brendan did pick the wrong woman to marry apparently.
>>63126342
Is Tom even playing the same character?
>>63126342
#BrendansLifeMatters
>>63126381
Succubus' charm. We are all weak to it. Be careful my friend
>tfw Google Dr Gino Digiannantonio
>>63126342
Hello there Tom
i don't get why you'd cast the biggest A-lister around to star in a reboot of a classic B-movie.
>>63126429
>bottom right
>>63125917
Tom Cruise has the acting range of a farsighted watchmaker.
>>63126429
JUST
Which is worse? Cast A-list actor to replace him or if they casted the Rock.
>>63121129
Is there a way for us to prevent this reboot from being made? Surely there must be a way
>>63126505
MERGE
>>63126532
the will probably give Brendan a cameo as Dirty Peasant #4 for a homage to original.
He needs the money so don't mess it up.
https://twitter.com/deedee11794
Anyone remember Deanna?
![airplane-1980-leslie-nielsen[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/v3RxFKF.png "airplane-1980-leslie-nielsen[1].png")
>>63126532
there is a way and don't call me shirley
>>63126593
LIFE
a loving father
>>63126652
>a loving father
>anarchist
>thief
>amateur photographer
>Brendan Fraser: 6'3
>Tom Cruise: 5'7
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW LANKLETS
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63126586
oh god i hope this happens
>>63126586
Never mind, the internet says he is worth $25 million.
>>63121129
Is it finally happening? Is the JUST meme going through its physical manifestation like les Bains?
>>63126711
Did Jonah Hill start the fire?
ChamCham on suicide watch right now.
>>63126429
>dat CIA
>>63126769
Too good 10/10
DO IT
>>63126714
This isn't a manlet vs lanklet war this is about unfucking Brendan's shit up
WAKE ME UP
>>63126845
it's not "unfucking up"
you either fuck something up
or you unfuck it
one or the other. you don't unfuck something up
>>63126915
how bout unfucking someone's fucked up shit?
>>63126915
Are you autistic
>>63121129
HIS SHIT CAN NOT BE UNFUCKED JESUS CHRIST
>>63126983
that's what we're trying to do
>>63121129
Bros
We have to stop this
We have to help him
>>63127063
as long as we continue the JUST meme, it will never stop
>>63121129
RING RING RING RING RING RING
>I'm sorry, the person you are trying to reach has a voice mailbox that has not been set up yet. Please leave a message after the beep.
>BEEP
hey Jim!
it's me, brendan! from the mummy! ha! we actually met and um we spoke at the avatar premier in new york a few years back. i'm the fella you saw vacuuming the red carpet (for my friend) out back in the alleyway. we talked about how fishing and how great your career is.
i did manage to sneak into the screening.. and WOW! i was blown away! my ticket stub from that day is stapled to my bedside table to inspire me every time i wake up and jerk off in the morning! ha! no, i'm kidding! ha!
but hey, listen, my son, griffin, he's turning 14 soon and my ex wife and i have been discussing getting him a part-time job. we think it's about time. when we uh, POSED the question to him.. he thought maybe it would be cool to work on a movie set like his old man! so i said, HEY buddy, you know i'm a successful actor with lots of connections in H-town, i'll hook ya up!
so anyway! i know you're about to get down to work on the new avatar 2 movie. if you've got, you know, any camera lenses you need polished or coffees delivered....... i've got the guy for you!
and you will understand of course that since he is only 14, i would be chaperoning him around.. maybe you can pay us both? ha! well.. i mean..nahhhhh. wouldn't make sense
UNLESS you had an acting role in mind? nothing major, just something small to keep me tethered to the set while my son gets some first hand experience!!
yeah so uh give me a call back ANYTIME and say hi to your f-family for me!
t-thanks as always
your buddy brendan
CLICK.
>>63121129
JUSTU FUCKURU MAIA SHITARU UPURU
>>63126429
>JUST HALAL
>>63127126
this was probably much funnier in your head
>>63127126
>>63127115
There's gotta be something we can do
We can't let our Brendan get hit like this and take it sitting down
I dont think anyone else even knows how fucked up Brendan's shit is. Just us. If we don't help him, no one will.
You don't want to be reading about Brendan an heroing a couple years from now and know that /tv/ didn't do anything
I mean fuck I didn't even watch Texas Rising. I failed him once. We can't do it again. Think about how much OC and dankness would be created if Brendan became a Big Guy again
help me 4chan
>>63127238
Being this new
Brendan is one of my favorite memes
>replaced by a manlet
>>63127341
>Brendan Fraser messed up his back doing Hurricane Sandy clean up work. He can't do stunts anymore.
Is this true?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI
How do you go from this?
>>63126190
>>63127458
to this
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>63127453
That's some grungy fucking memery
>>63121129
>Mummy reboot
Fucking
WHY
H
Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulw6HpyH6_U
>>63127514
plot twist: it's brendan in the video
>>63127436
he just cant catch a break can he?
what did he do to deserve this much pain and misery?
Where did it all seriously go so wrong for Brendan?
The mummy films are pretty damn good and straight up fun action
feel sorry for the guy
>>63127458
I bet he ravaged the shit out of her after that scene
>>63127635
It was The Alimony that fucked him
>>63127635
He's a genuinely nice guy. The world has ways of dealing with them.
>>63127783
>>63127827
This
It's actually a lot like Bedazzled but without the happy ending
>>63122491
HOLY KEK
>>63126190
Starring Tom Hanks
>>63127238
newfag
>aging manlet is a better pick than Brendan
I just feel sorry for him now.
>>63127841
>tfw still no word on the money returns
Crazy how much divorce can ruin a life, eh?
>>63126488
Nah, he just tends to pick samey roles. He can act in a variety of different ways like he did in Eyes Wide Shut, Magnolia or Collateral, you just tend to forget because he's always playing the same guy.
Its like Sandler. He CAN be a good actor. He just doesn't play many roles that don't involve getting kicked in the balls.
who's going to play Anaksunamun?You now realize this is Marta from Arrested Development
>>63127458
Damn, he even had a head full of hair.
>>63128043
nobody. the whole story is gonna be different. the mummy isn't even egyptian this time around.
(because that worked so well for the third one)
If there was going to be another Mummy movie why not make it a Jonathon spin off in Peru?
>>63128043
No, I now realise she had nipple pads on.
:/
What did he mean by this?
>>63121852
>literally
Hi, Reddit!
>>63128152
its not him
>>63128152
>luv brendan
>>63128152
what the fuck
>tfw Brennyposting made its glorious return
>>63128110
her ass was still fine though. Anybody got a webm?
>>63122472
Definitely not Brendan
Definitely a non-native English speaker who is "on the spectrum"
Probably obsessed with Brendan to some degree
>>63121129
>TFW cute girls walks by you without a second glance.
JUST
>>63122169
those were happier days...
>>63127458
>>63127485
>>63128202
He needs all the help we can give him
I have failed you Brendan.... I have failed you...
>>63128233
>Probably obsessed with Brendan to some degree
Aren't we all
>>63121260
Wrong.
>>63126589
>I am born on November 7th 1994. I was born and raised in Port Charlotte, FL. I have an older brother and my parents are not together anymore.
I can't tell if she's being Aubrey Plaza- quirky, or if she's just got a like touch of Florida retardation.
>>63126429
>those comments on his real videos
how does he live
>>63125601
>Brendan finally catches up to his arch-enemy Ali "Just" Mony
WAKE UP (wake up)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I KNEW I SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP
(knew i shoulda got a fuckin... )
NOW I GOT ALL THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS
(you keked me too)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
(you keked me too)
I KNEW I SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP
(you keked me too)
NOW I GOT ALL THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
(you keked me too)
I dont think you trust
in
my
Financial suicide
I cry
when ex wives deserve to die
BARBER!!! (BARBERR!!)
BARBER!!! (BARBERR!!)
BARBER!!! (BARBERR!!)
BARBERRRRRRRRRRR
Barber into your sheers, please just fuck my shit up
barber into your sheers why have you forsaken me
help me pay my alimony
i'm no longer in good movies
i'm all dried up like a mummy
TRUUUUUSSST IIIIIIIN MYYYYYYYYYYY
FINANCIAL SUICIIIIIDEEEE
IIIIIIII CRYYYYYYY
WHEN EXWIVES DESERVE TO DIIIIEEE
IIIIIINNN MYYYYYYY
FINANCIAL SUICIDDEEEE
IIIIIII CRRYYYYYYY
When exwives deserve to diiiiiie...
>>63128462
You'll be hard pressed to find a Brendan/Gino video without the JUST comments these days
>>63127126
6/10 had potential
>>63128202
right in time for his 49th birthday
>>63126360
>JUSTice league
>>63128393
We just want to see a good man and a friend who has made quality, non-degenerate entertainment for us succeed
If it's a reboot, why would anyone have expected Brendan Fraser to star in it?
What emotion are these tweets trying to convey?
>>63122491
>>63122543
http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=436
Good news. Brendan Fraser is not a Jew, but he's definitely been Jew-ed
>>63128693
Because fuck reboots. WE WANT MOMMY 4
>>63128755
>sea monkies
literally lmao
>>63128755
He's alone, afraid, depressed, and suicidal. The man only wanted one more role to seal his legacy before taking a step off the stool. Now tom cruise has consumed his career. Brendan will not make it before the end of the week.
