>that LITERALLY BLEW MY MIND
>catched
>>63095509
"THAT'S FUCKING BANNANNAS!"
"WHERE ARE THE COPS? LITERALLY NOONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HER!"
"and by that I mean I came"
>>63095509
HACK THE PLANET!!!
http://earwolf.com/episode/hackers/
ive been waiting for this for a long time
>>63095764
i love this man
>>63095796
>I AM NOT ON TWITTER
>It's a June explains a fucking insane baffling retarded theory episode
>>63095796
>TOTINO'S PIZZA ROLLS!
>it's another live episode
>>63095796
Didn't he play the asshole CEO on parks and recreation?
>listening to HDTGM
It's become more about the presenters than the content. It's fucking garbage now.
>it's another let's all yell over each other and fake incredulity episode
>>63096081
those are the only good episodes, especially if jason is on
>think june probably looks like some 45 year old music teacher
>she looks like this
good going paul you ugly fuck
>>63096111
eh, not really, they had an episode with the guy who directed zombeavers and that guy barely even talked
it's more like paul shills way too much for a fucking hourlong podcast
>>63096098
John Ralfio, yea he did. He was Jenny Slates brother.
I would say its a bummer Jenny Slates married, but it's not like I would have hooked up with her somehow.
>>63095882
The new one? Did someone say its about hackers?
>>63096364
>>63096364
judging from her reaction to Norm's storming of the youtube awards she doesn't seem that pleasant to be around irl
>>63096111
I'm still in the 40s, when does it go to garbage?
>>63096364
Wrong he was not John ralphio he was the perfume guy
>>63095882
>What exactly *is* a Street Fighter?
>>63096563
Yep and Scheer was the super positive motivational speaker guy. What an ugly fuck.
>>63096502
it doesn't they just start doing waaaay too many live eps
>>63096716
>>63096214
still, should give hope to us uglies right?
just need to funny or something. also need money probably
>>63095796
I JERKED OFF TO THIS MOVIE
THIS MOVIE IS ON SOME KIND OF SPECTRUM
FUCK YOU, NEW YORK
>>63096563
Yup, I'm guy you reponded to, I got them mixed up. He was pretty good as the creepy group sex guy in Broad City. And the worst guy in The League (the first season was good). Has Jason ever played someone you would want to be around?
>>63095509
Did Scott Auckerman put the older episodes behind the pay wall yet?
Earwolf Rankings
>Elder God tier
Andy Daily Podcast Pilot Project
>God Tier
Hollywood Handbook
U talking U2 to Me?
>Great Tier
Comedy bang bang
HDTGM
>Good Tier
Spontaneation
Never Not funny
>Ok Tier
Improv4Humans (would be great if Mat could go an episode without bringing up his hate for Republicans or people he fights with on Twitter)
>Meh Tier
With Special Guest
How does this make you feel?
>>63096930
Everything is still accessible on soundcloud, AFAIK.
>>63096930
i still have access to the old episodes. gotta download the later ones just in case
>>63096930
I think they decided not to
>>63097004
I hope their kid got June's genes.
>>63097004
he's a funny guy, chicks dig funny.
>>63096998
>Hollywood Handbook in God Tier
mmmmyes, speak on that
>>63095509
Although i love both We Hate Movies is vastly superior to HDTGM.
>You'll never have friends to analyse and laugh about horrendous movies.
Death can't come soon enough
![2361964-nes_lifeforce[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rpnsJ5s.jpg "2361964-nes_lifeforce[1].jpg")
>>63096906
>Has Jason ever played someone you would want to be around?
By his own admission, no. He seems to specialize in playing creeps.
>>63096930
They're all still free on the website.
Just got around to listening to last week's mini episode. Paul thinking Life Force is related to Lifeforce kind of made me want to punch him.
>>63097072
We Hate Movies is the comfiest podcast out there. I'd recommend it to anyone who likes HDTGM. It's way more laid back, there's no shouting over each other, the hosts have good chemistry and are smart enough to actually follow the movies plot. HDTGM is good but they seem to assume you've alrady seen the movie before the episode making things impossible to follow whilst We Hate Movies just linearly goes through it, much better
>>63097231
>and are smart enough to actually follow the movies plot.
Downloading now. As funny as HDTGM can be at its best (usually when June has a mad theory,) I'm getting really tired of the current trend of people just watching stuff and going "What?! What the fuck is going on? Amirite?!"
Rewatching MST3k has been refreshing, I know it's prewritten but still.
>>63097418
Start with The Never Say Never Again review, it's the one that got me in WHM.
>That Sean Connery impression
My sides were obliterated
>>63097072
>>63097231
>>63097418
>>63097495
Fucking this, WHM is leagues better than HDTGM
Listen to the mortal kombat and ghostbusters 2 episodes as a starting point
>>63095764
>ive been waiting for this for a long time
So like a week? They're back to releasing episodes on a regular schedule again.
It's been shit for like the past 20 episodes.
>>63097072
>>63097231
>>63097418
>>63097495
>>63097698
WHM crew reporting in
>Blame It On Rio
>Life With Louie
>Super Mario Bros. Movie
are my top 3
>>63097903
Blame it on Rio is one of my faves as well. The slow reveal of how sleazy the movie really is and the seething disgust they have for Michael Caine in that movie is incredible, you can tell they 100% fucking hate that characters guts
>>63095882
Sometimes I feel like Jason is too mean and condesending to her, but to be fair most of her "theories" have no basis in reality whatsoever. The best example I can think of was the time on the Judge Dredd episode where she tried to make a case for the idea that Rob Schneider was controlling a robotic trash can by putting speghettii in his mouth? It's such a nonsense way to look at that scene that I swear I thought it had to be a bit and she was just kidding around.
But then you listen to episode after episode and she keeps coming up with these crazy theories a lot of which have no humorous side to them at all, and you begin to realize "oh, understand now- you're crazy." So while I think Jason can be a little harsh at times I'm beginning to think it's warranted because June is just straight up on another planet with her takeaways about how she thinks movies work.
>>63098031
They really honestly hate that movie which made it funny. The only other time that happened was Easy Rider II.
>>63096563
Dennis Feinstein.
>His name was originally Dante Fiero but he changed it to "Dennis Feinstein" because it's considered more exotic in Pawnee.
>>63096708
>Jason's slow build of laughter
how is the "Worst idea of all time" podcast, where they watch Grown ups everyday for a year and then they did it with Sex in the city2?
>>63097004
>How does this make you feel?
Like there's hope for me afterall
BONKERS
>>63098434
He goes for a full 3 mins in Hackers. June is a moronic Luddite, and she's great.
I fell like they're just playing characters at this point, there's no way June actually thinks the things she says.
>>63097231
I know it's said explicitly in the title, but I had to dro WHM a couple years back because it was just too mean. I get it, they HATE movies, but what I'm looking for is people making jokes about comically bad movies, not people who just sound so jaded and spiteful that you wonder why they're even doing this if they detest it so much.
It might be an East Coast/West Coast thing, but I don't think so because I really love The Flop House and they're out of NYC too. The WHM guys just don't strike me as funny, they just sound bitter.
>>63096998
>Improv4Humans (would be great if Mat could go an episode without bringing up his hate for Republicans or people he fights with on Twitter)
Or go an episode without some douchebag playing tedious acoustic guitar
>>63096998
>With Special Guest
that episode with Nick Kroll was really funny, the U 2 are Talking U2 to Me? is good too
>>63099005
I actually like the musical guests he has on. Minus Dan Decon. That dude can suck a dick.
>shit on sub-par movies for a living
>fucking slate everything they see
>someone involved with the movie comes on
>audibly fellate them until they lose their voice
The Danny Trejo episode was shameless.
>this movie makes NO sense
>next level bonkers
>this movie posits the idea that...
>referring to something gross as sexy
I like Jason but he needs to cut out the forced running jokes/find a better vocabulary
>>63099399
he's trying to make memes
>>63099145
With Special Guest has good episodes but a lot of them are unlistenable.
Honestly it's a shit premise, despite Lauren being a solid improviser
>>63098092
>It's such a nonsense way to look at that scene that I swear I thought it had to be a bit and she was just kidding around.
I always thought she was kidding most of the time, pretty much until literally this thread.
>>63096502
>I'm still in the 40s, when does it go to garbage?
I think I quit around 80.
It's like trying to watch Top Gear. It's just so scripted and non-genuine, it's not entertaining anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFU27_VJYQ0
>>63099756
>It's just so scripted
naw nigga
>>63098529
I've heard almost every episode. I listened to 46 if 52 episodes in like 2 weeks at work and havent listened to the rest in a few weeks. It's pretty good, I've never seen grown ups 2, but it was all I wanted to talk about every time I saw people. Bit of warning, I had so many conversations with people about Grown ups 2, and you will to. And I started to think in a Kiwi accent. Its not amazing, but I would recommend it for the bromance. The first episode one tells the other the main reason he wants to do it is to grow closer to his not-very-close friend, and it starts off slow and then they bond hard. They come up with great theories and bounce ideas off each other well. I think you get the point, any other questions feel free to ask. And as always, remember to live every moment, and love every day. Cus before you know it, your precious life slips away.
>>63099189
last episode the musician wasn't that bad, I just hate how so much time is devoted to not only the song, but analyzing the song as well, which is always about the same three things: an ex girlfriend, the town they grew up in, or their parents.
and yeah that dan deacon episode was fucking trash
>>63097004
I mean, the thing about Paul is that, even though he's ugly, he's actually likable as all hell. So I don't think most anons should take too much hope from him.
>>63100225
June is also legitimately a fucking weirdo, so it's not like ugly guy just landed himself the perfect woman or anything
>>63098092
I think she's used to it, its a rare habit some people carry over from childhood and never quite get rid of, where they verbalize abstract thoughts and brainfarts most would just leave floating in their minds and sometimes state something as a fact when they really are questioning it in order to get a response.
Often makes for great unintentional comedic moments and arguments, and she probably recognizes that, so no harm done.I used to do this regularly until my early 20s but I've since gotten more self conscious and careful in how I express myself
>>63098529
>>63099915
It's gotten quite grim season 2 though, seeing that they're doingSex and the City 2
>>63096998
>Never Not funny
They went to shit when Pat Francis left for Rock Solid.
>>63097838
no retardo, since i started listening to the podcast a couple years ago. its in the top 3 all time requested eps
>>63100576
I am baffled. Even if while you're watching a movie you think a ridiculous thought I think it's understandable to whisper it to the person sitting next to you for a laugh, but I think it's a very different thing to verbally highlight it and earnestly try and make an argument for what is obviously a flight of fancy.
What makes it all the more confusing is the idea that she's a trained improvizer and has written films herself. The assumption there is that she knows how movies work and understands sarcasm. How anyone with that as a background can consistently come up with the most assbackwards theories about movie plots and seemingly mean them is beyond me.
>>63096111
you're an idiot
>>63101587
Is there any chance in the world you might have aged out of the demo, you dinosaur?
>>63095796
He really should be more famous.
>>63096998
>Analyze Phish not #1
RIP Harris
>>63103766
He was a degenerate Jew, though.
>>63104297
He was a funny clown jew that brought me joy.
