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>you shitposted in bane wars?
>>63081401
FOR YOU
did I do it right?
>>63081401
>strike me down, and i will become more hotheaded than you could possibly imagine
>>63081401
of coursh
You must learn the ways of baneposting if you are to come with me to /tv/.
>>63081401
Your father was the best shitposter in the galaxy. Darth Hotpocket betrayed and permabanned your father. He was a good friend
>>63081454
With the blast shield down I can't see what bane pics I'm posting.
>>63081401
>So this is how liberty dies... with no survivors!
>>63081401
"I AM THE SENATE"
-Moot
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT BANE POSTERS PLOTTING TO TAKE OVER
>>63081546
Anakin CIA is evil!!!
![3524212-star+wars+episode+iii+-+revenge+of+the+sith.mp4_snapshot_01.13.33_[2013.12.24_19.26.08].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i1gHCOw.jpg "3524212-star+wars+episode+iii+-+revenge+of+the+sith.mp4 snapshot 01.13.33 [2013.12.24 19.26.08]")
HE, IS THE BIG GUY AAAAAHHHH!
>>63081595
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE BIG GUYS ARE EVIL
>>63081401
These bans are much too accurate for 4chan mods. This was done by FBI agents.
tell me about sheeve! why did he become so old by sparks?
>>63081401
Yes, I was a Big Guy, the same as your father.
IT'S OVER ANAKIN! I HAVE THE FLIGHT PLAN!
>>63081401
Stay on my plane, the first person to talk will be able to.
>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Moot the Wise?
>No.
>I thought not. It's not a story the Redditors would tell you. It's a 4chan legend. Moot was a webmaster, so powerful and so wise, he could use the internet to influence the anons to create...memes. He had such a knowledge of 4chan, he could even keep the memes he cared about...from dying.
>He could actually...save memes from death?
>4chan is a pathway to many memes some consider to be unnatural.
>What happened to him?
>He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was...losing his power, which eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his girlfriend everything he knew, then his girlfriend keked him in his sleep. Ironic...he could save memes from death, but not his relationship.
>Is it possible to learn this power?
>Not from a Redditor.
>>63081471
is this real? wtf is he pissy about
he works for the mercenary, the Mandalorian man...
FETT?
>>63081741
The guy said he should release the OT unaltered.
>>63081741
its from robot chicken
shpeak of the devil and he shall appear
>she didn't fly so good
>>63081780
Why was Satan in Star Wars?
"Crashing this deathstar. No survivors!"
>>63081804
Because a galaxy far far away is actually hell
>>63081804
Jesus was a Jew. It's all a metaphor for Satan tempting him in the desert. That's why so much of it takes place on Tatooine.
>>63081741
the guy started a sentence saying
"As the creator of mara jade..."
and George starts yelling that he isn't the creator of mara jade and yells at him to get out.
Aren't you a little short to be a big guy?
>>63081850
>Big Guy, we meet again at last. The circle is now complete. Before I was the shitposter, now I am the master
>only a master of Reddit, Hothead!
>>63081874
>that look of utter confusion and bafflement on the peoples faces in the background
>>63081471
THAT GIRLY SLAP AT THE END
>>63081609
WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST
its the goat scene though desu
Ill try shooting a man before throwing him out of a moving starship; that's a good trick!
I'LL TRY SPINNING
THAT'S A GOOD TRICK
I hate memes. They're coarse, and irritating, and they get everywhere.
>>63081874
Is that David Byrne in the blue shirt?
Now you will experience the full power of big guys
>>63081595
CIA, the masked man is evil!
My size has doubled since last we met, CIA.
>46 replies
>4 posters
Jesus Christ reddit let go already
>>63082494
What?
>>63082210
HOW DID I GET HERE?
>>63082494
Are you retarded
>>63082494
Are you blind, retarded, desperate, terminally hotheaded or all of the above?
>>63082494
capped for future reference
>>63082494
H O T H E A D
O
T
H
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A
D
LITTLE MEMEY IS THAT YOU?
>>63081508
Underrated
>>63081874
>all those people who clearly know what they're about to release will be garbage but won't/can't do anything about it
>those facial expressions
It never stops being funny.
Uh, you don't get to bring droids.
>>63082665
Who is this semen demon?
A BIG GUY?
>>63082614
My goodness you've grown!
>>63082685
A puppet of the Russian government. A pretty face to tell pretty lies.
>>63082685
Putin's waifu, he made anime real in Russia.
>>63081739
Lel
>>63082588
perfect
Describe the following Batman Begins character WITHOUT saying what he looks like, what kind of costume he wore, or what his profession or role in the movie was.
Describe this character to your friends like they ain't never seen Batman Begins.
>>63082494
>32nd IP in the thread
>>63082882
Fatherly and extremely strongly willed morally dubious character who literally would not budge from his totalitarian ideals regarding justice and the need to punish crime.
>>63082882
Intelligent schemer with a vision, morally grey and absolutist; basically has a good goal but uses extremely questionable methods of getting there.
>>63082882
the bad guy
>>63082882
Wise, probably seen some shit that justifies his extreme means to his goals and doesn't fuck around when it comes to getting the job done.
>>63081508
Hah
>>63082882
Liam Neson played him
Get this hoth head out of here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMei00chdhA
>>63083045
Now that's what I call fire rising
>>63082494
Guards, this hothead has lost his composure.
>>63082882
he's a bad guy
>Global 3
>uncalled for catchphrases
Time to shut them all down, mods.
>>63081401
10/10 post
>>63083106
I HATE YOU!
Execute order dubs
>>63081401
Yes, I was once a Bane poster, the same as your father. He was the best Bane poster in the galaxy, and a cunning shit poster.
I understand you've become quite a good shit poster yourself. And he was a good friend.
>Goes into 4chan folder and retrieves some jpgs
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have these ebin reaction images when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Ben Wilson on some damn-fool shit posting crusade like your father did.
It's your father's Bane folder. This is the reaction image of a Bane poster. Not as clumsy as a Reddit or Memegrab reaction picture.
An elegant shit posting meme for a more civilized shit posting time. For over a thousand days, the Bane posters were the guardians of shit posting on 4chan. Before the dark times, before Chinese Moot.
Your father was a young neckbeard by the trip of !BIGBUY4U5#!!@, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to social justice... He helped the SJWs turn 4chan into a stale posting environment, and destroy the Bane and Sheev posters. He was betrayed and banned by Moot, who too had fallen to the social justice warriors and became a cluckold.
Now the Bane and Sheev posters are all but banned. !BIGBUY4U5#!!@ was seduced by the social justice side of 4chan.
Well, social justice is what gives a virgin neckbeard his power. It's a victimization created by all pathetic living things. It surrounds us, poisons us. It binds Tumblr together.
>>63082722
He's cool but a little too autistic.
>>63082882
Intelligent, nihilistic and a wicked sense of humor
>>63081471
Hahaha source?
>>63083045
there's always a bigger guy
>>63083045
At a big your guy is, and not short enough was it.
>>63083196
Bravo.
>>63083045
His cells have the highest concentration of loyality I have seen in a life-form.
>>63083422
a lotta loyalty for ameme actor
>>63083045
I don’t care how you good you fly, that’s got to hurt!
>>63081471
Is this real?
>>63083045
Always two big guys there are, no more, no less.
>>63083574
thanks lucas for your two additional cuts
>>63081508
Upvoat
>>63083574
That poor guy must've worked on that thing for hours. And then that fat autistic fuck comes around, no humility at all. God, I wanna kill him.
If take off the mask, only pain will you find.
It's true. All of it. The big guy. The flight plan. They're real.
>>63083712
Who are you?
>>63083737
I'm CIA.
>tfw lost my bane folder
YOUR NEW FLIGHT PLAN?
![Obi-Wan-and-Anakin-Ep-III-Meeting-Grievous-obi-wan-kenobi-and-anakin-skywalker-17059693-852-480[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Cyw0E3T.jpg "Obi-Wan-and-Anakin-Ep-III-Meeting-Grievous-obi-wan-kenobi-and-anakin-skywalker-17059693-852-480[1]")
General Grievous,
You're not the big guy I expected.
Hired guns... so uncivilized
>>63081739
Good post.
Who was on flight plan 66?
>>63081471
is there a sauce on this?
I've never seen Lucas pissed before
>>63081739
kek
>>63081471
found it
Robot chicken
https://youtu.be/A45FQvlfU6Q
its just a joke from behind the scenes
CIA mini series when?
>>63081508
Laughed
>>63082685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zql0UVcv-1w
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE FLIGHT PLAN IS EVIL!
>>63084007
robot chiken or some shit you can see seth sitting there
"big guy is the key to all this."
- Nolan
>>63082882
EVIAN
>>63084267
>that robe
Every goddam time
>>63082710
underrated
>>63082588
come to think of it luke is kind of almost turned to dark side with all that dark robe and saying jabba to kill him if he dont release his friend. not jedi like behavior
>>63084267
kek
>>63081739
jej
>>63081739
10/10
>>63083196
Beautiful.
>>63081739
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
>>63084024
Why is George so based?
Why nobody here to defend George Lucas?
I think he's an artist we can thank for bringing Star Wars to our lives. Star Wars's my favorite forever regardless of how it is depicted in films, games or tv series.
I don't understand people who tend to criticize everything in their lives. Just try to be content once for a while. Haters gonna hate.
>>63083574
George needs to stop.
/tv/ needs to step it up
>>63081739
kek'd
>>63083574
my fucking god he is fucking the sculpture up
>>63085390
forget the remaster shit. trying to change your or somebody else's art in any way WILL make it worse in any case, not just lucas'
he created
>Star Wars
>Indiana Jones
>American Graffiti
>sold company for 4 billion and gives most to charity
lucas is fucking based
>>63083196
10 / 10
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1
0
>>63085390
hes right guys
>>63081461
> Implying any mod will ever reproduce ever.
https://soundcloud.com/caleb-pearl/bane-wars-official-trailer
>>63085975
nice
Don't be too proud of this master plan you've constructed. The ability to crash a plane is nothing, next to the power of the CIA.
>>63086392
your faith in your ancient intelligence agency has not given you the clairvoyance to capture the masked man, lord wilson!
>>63086448
I find your lack of size disturbing
>>63083852
You're a big chimp
>>63083574
>that last frame
>dying inside
>>63082139
Topheh
>>63082882
Hello plinkett.
This thread flies good
>>63083195
Underrated post
>>63083668
That poor guy is welcome to film his own space opera and finance it with his own money and play with clay that he paid.
Besides that character looked better in the film with those lines over his face.
>>63081739
Good
>>63081728
Severely underrated post. How do i give gold???
>>63084267
turbokek
>>63089694
First you need to douse your head
>>63083574
Someone needs to stop this madman
>>63081739
appropriately rated post
>>63081739
>this is considered comedy gold among our reddit users that joiend /tv/ in the last 2 years
/cine/ can't come soon enough.
It's all true.
>>63081836
That...actually makes a lot of sense, now that I think about it.
>>63090058
You just know a new cinema board would be constantly shitposted and thus bring Bane 2.0 shitposting
>>63081483
underrated post
>>63090367
this works on so many levels
>>63081471
He may have gone too far in a few places.
>>63081739
Only copypasta I've ever made that caught on
>>63090367
how many upvotes did u get for that one mister iphone
The memes are with you, young shitposter...
... but you're not a big guy yet.
>>63081741
He asked lucas if we could make a good movie this time
WELCOME TO FLAVOR TOWN
>>63090058
>>63090494
>complaining about reddit
>desperately trying to get cyber credibility by whining about what he doesn't like
Pick one
Seems mods are dead.
Check em!
>>63090642
mods are stuffed and drunk. Thanksgiving to the New Year is prime funposting season
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lightsaber profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jizzy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a giju slider*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest cantina*
U BE SAYIN
*collects credit chips*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the sith walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies obi-wan and qui-gon*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*data-links about dis and goes to check in with his crime boss*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging robes*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for imperial guards*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then awakens repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem midis*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at holoprojector
SOM FINNA
*chucks gaderffii*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down clone trooper helmet*
HOL UP
*strokes republic credits pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws sith sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from hoverball hoop*
WE GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a millennium falcon drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to the dark side*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated NOOOO in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells deathsticks*
JJJJEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*evolves from a primate*
>>63090486
It's shit, nerd
>>63090711
THIS ISN'T ALLOWED ACCORDING TO THE GUIDELINES SET BY DISNEYS MARKETING TEAM. PLEASE DELETE THIS NOW
>>63085624
didn't crack a smile even once
Why is this thread still up?
>>63090568
What would happen if he posted on /ck/?
>>63090802
I AM THE JANITOR
>>63090802
>>63090802
It's a containment thread
Trust me it's better this way
>>63090802
Marketing
>>63082139
ayy
>>63090802
Bane has too much influence over the moderation team.
>>63090846
>I AM THE JANITOR
NOT...
HOL'
HOL' UP..!
WAIT FOR IT
... YET!!!
>>63090802
>2015
>not Baneposting
C'moooon, duuude!
It's like.. y'know... like you're not even trying, maaan!
>>63090846
the chink will decide your fate
>>63081739
Fucking saving this pasta
>>63082507
underrated post
>>63082494
Can somebody please remove this hothead?
>>63082210
THREE HUNDRED
SIXTY FIVE
DEGREES
>Don't let him meme me!
>>63082762
>>63083907
>>63084013
>>63084604
>>63084905
>>63085140
>>63085149
>>63085563
>>63085651
>>63086209
>>63089648
>>63089759
>>63090016
>>63090058
>>63090486
>>63091119
>>63091283
>all these star wars tourists seeing this old ass pasta for the first time
disgusting
>>63091061
NOT, YET
>>63081471
>G-george, m-maybe we should reduce Jar Jar's screentime
>>63081454
is the hothead stronger?
>>63091762
>me on the right
>>63083196
I have seen something. A meme pic I have not seen in a long time.
"BANE? Surely that meme must be dead by now - for at least 3 years".
Don't underestimate the Meme.
"The Baneposters are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion."
[answering a post report]
Master Janitor? We have a situation on /tv/....
DONT MISS THE OFFICIAL BANE WARS TRAILER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOscWqEw4mY
>>63085624
It's good, but /tv/ has produced better, more frequent and more enduring Star Wars related content
>>63081741
He's telling Lucas that maybe he should get his fat greasy fingers off the computer screen and actually get to work making a movie instead of shitposting on 4chan.
>>63081471
OY VEEEEEEEEY!
>>63081739
not bad
>>63081739
top fucking kek m8
>>63091762
Dunsten really let himself go after checking in
The worst board on 4chan
Indeed, young padawan.
>>63093436
Based Hardy, he truly is a big guy for us
>>63081739
What the FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS JAW
![darth_bane_2013_ii_by_thecloneemperor-d5yl3w2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/teDG0a7.jpg "darth bane 2013 ii by thecloneemperor-d5yl3w2[1]")
>>63081401
Tell me about bane. why does he waer the mask
>>63081739
10/10
>>63092818
Top trailer
>>63081739
Someone screen cap this
fucking kek
>>63092818
10/10
>>63081780
The Devil of Chaos' Kitchen
>>63090711
>*repeated NOOOO in the background*
oh god I fucking lost it
>>63093951
holy shit. is this real?
>>63083764
U N D E R R A T E D
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I happen to like… big guys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMei00chdhA
>>63095758
Stop spamming your shitty attempt at OC
Was checking my dubs part of your plan?
>>63096223
baka senpai
>>63081401
no...
https://youtu.be/EOscWqEw4mY
>>63081739
see you on /r/4chan ;^)
>>63095122
Fuck off reddit
>>63081874
that explains
>Negotiations? We've lost all communication!
>>63096809
Already submitted it.
>>63092818
I think this tops baneposting squad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHlI3AKWRwE
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, from a certain point of view
>>63096871
I don't even like jontron
>>63096686
holy shit i have goose bumps
>>63083841
underrated post
>>63081471
>all this "is this real?"
>no one fucking notices Seth green just sitting half laughing
>>63081780
It's only when you look at him do you realize those spikes on his head are terribly done
>>63084267
jesus
>>63096686
I can only get so erect...
>>63092818
Fucking kek
>>63092818
B R A V O
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