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Al Roker is ISIS edition
WHERE IS EVERYONE WATCHING
Not enough rain so the Rockettes fall and their vaginas slip out of their sexy undies tee bee aytch.
>the wiz
Ughhhh
>mfw Animal Collective debuts their new single in the parade
>>63061635
I flip between NBC and CBS but CBS is doing more interviews than parade.
>>63061635
On NBC because I can afford cable
>>63061584
>All these Musicals
See this is why the New Years Tournament of Roses Parade > Macy's Parade
>>63061635
NBC
CBS
The Livestream
>black wizard of oz
>>63061649
Shut up you fucking racist faggot
Just because someone has a different skin color doesn't mean they are bad people.
>All the literal whos singing.
Fuck yeah, Pirate's Booty.
muh yellow fever
>sino-american friendship
oh d-g it's happening
>>63061670
CAN YOU. FEEL A. BRAND NEW DAY
> koreans singing in my American holiday parade
Chinese butt kissing.
I wish I coulda gone to a huge enough highschool to have a fucking country traveling marching band...
>>63061650
>mfw Death Grips is on the float with Santa and does Takyon and the whole crowd sings along, even the grandmas and little kids
>Norm as Col. Sanders as Santa
>>63061655
CBS is doing the Thanksgiving parade in Texas
Links to livestream?
the NBC website isn't working for me
>>63061670
CAN
>>63061657
When are they gonna show Mardi Gras on Live national TV?
>>63061710
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/nbc-live-stream
I DIDIN'T HAVE MY CALVES SHOT OFF BY FIDDY MEN FOR THIS BULLSHIT
>>63061708
It depends on your location. For me it's in New York but ABC is in Philadelphia
>>63061676
Fuck off coon
>people not watching the mcdonalds thanksgiving parade in chicago
>>63061744
Stupid scumbag.
Racist motherfucker.
>>63061728
thanks
Napoleon Dynamite.
:)
>>63061754
WE WUZ WIZARDS N SHEET
>>63061745
Is it full of black lives matters ffags?
Rockettes on NBC right now
According to this:
http://www.fox5ny.com/weather
It's 50F up there, are they freezing in those skimpy leotards?
I just saw a buncha fat guys dancing, is that where everyone else is at?
Damn......where's the real fake Sanders?
>>63061779
That's not funny you asshole.
Gain some fucking common sense you ignorant loser
>>63061737
Sorry it's ABC not CBS
>>63061789
Yep
>That Al Roker cackle
Qt violin
I like this Dino balloon.
>>63061785
>50f
>freezing
anon...
>tfw no qt violin gf
it's either dixie hick trash or neo-R&B
kill me
He's not even touching the guitar strings
MUH ANGRY BIRDS
>>63061635
>>63061655
I am recording both, but Comcast is retarded and I have to go to the recodings themselves to watch them. They suck at doing live and recording compared to RCN and Tivo.
>>63061819
Shut up week op faggot
Did he just say "dang" as a song about rape played in the background?
>>63061785
Hell no. A few years ago it was freezing rain and they kept falling all over and busting their shit. Made for great funposting.
>>63061745
>WGN is the only one showing that parade
>WGN is a literally who
>>63061813
>high school kids play real music
>professional musicians pretend
>>63061703
>not debuting a new song from Bottomless Pit with David Bowie
>>63061819
Why are the Angry Birds on steroids this year? Is this what kids want to see
>>63061809
I live in the South, sue me.
It'll be in the 80s on Christmas.
>>63061785
>50f
>freezing
Are you from fucking florida?
>>63061856
drunk uncle you're starting early this year
THIS SHILL FLOAT
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6jtLAnqiiA
>>63061819
Fucking bullshit that reskinned Crush The Castle got fuck-famous and not this, which is actually fun and original.
What's the point of watching this shit? It's just a giant commercial.
>>63061849
I'm in Florida and its 65 here
Are you in Arizona or some shit
>>63061842
Best day of my life.
>>63061870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=462KBuAhncU
>>63061809
>everybodys dressed like it's in the 30's
>they keep bragging about the nice weather this year
WE NEED MORE POP COUNTRY AND NEO-R&B
THESE ARE THE ONLY FAMILY FRIENDLY APPROVED GENRES
WARRRRHARGBLARGHARBLE
I thought we was just being racist when he said "Avocados from Mexico"
>>63061878
Truly, you are enlightened.
*tips*
>>63061878
Tradition faggot
And Thomas the goddamn tank engine
>>63061670
>never heard of the fucking wiz
https://youtu.be/owyf7DC-2-k
>>63061878
Fun banter with the lads mate
>Pilgrim Man and Woman
>No Native Americans
Ice Age is still a thing?
pikachuuuu
These it is, Pikachu is there and still looks adorable
WORSHIP PIKACHI
>>63061940
Just like the day after the first Thanksgiving!
There's a DEEZ NUTZ joke to be made with that acorn balloon but I can't be bothered.
>>63061926
Exactly
>GEN X FAGS GO BACK TO SPENDING TIME WITH YOUR KIDS
>>63061885
It's 50. Ten degrees colder niggas wouldn't have shit to say. Ten more they'd be freaking the fuck out.
Ain't nobody got shit to say about a 40 degree day.
>Mercy Me, a Christian band from Texas
>>63061849
>80 around Christmas season.
>wanting the weather to be warm during chrisas season
That's fucking depressing man. It gets chilly where I live but I would kill for some snow
Love,
-Texas
>>63061953
There's a new movie coming out next year
>people who can jump rope are now athletes
rip america
Who watching for /comfy/ + /possibleisisattack/?
>>63061971
> spending time with your family
this is disgusting I hope none of you actually do this
Do people on this board actually believe in a sky fairy watching us in the clouds?
CHICAAAAA FUCK YEA
The cutest puppet on TV
>>63062009
>for 2 1/2 hours straight
Keep up
AYO
hol up
WE SOME KINDA
SPROUT?
>>63062025
I believe in a fat fairy posting on the internet from a basement. In fact I believe I'm replying to him right now.
>>63062043
fucking kek
>>63062000
Your not a texan, if you were you would know that every December the state turns into a Popsicle for weeks
>>63062025
That just a float man
>>63061979
you can have niggas barbecuing and hitting up the block on a 40 degree day
>>63061868
>the current year
>>63062000
>would kill for some snow
You must never have lived anywhere with snow for an extended period. It's fun as a kid, but as soon as your old enough to use a shovel it's nothing but a nuisance
>nogales high school
>they're all beaners
pottery
>>63062009
I used to do weightlifting and such in high school and college but I've never fucking been able to jump rope
MORE MARCHING BANDS
MORE POP COUNTRY
MORE NEO-R&B
I SAID MOOOOOORE ARRRRRGHARBBBLARBGARBLEGLARGH
Paddington please stop looking at me like that.
>Paddington Balloon
>Make sure to buy the Blu-Ray guys!
Fuck off NBC.
>>63062062
*You're
Been a Texan my whole life. Where I live it gets cold as balls but anow is still kinda rare. Either my regions blows its load early and it snows weeks before Christmas or it doesn't even come at all
>>63062075
>not wanting a snowy night when there's no work the next day so you can sip bourbon and look outside pondering your existence while posting on a Burmese Origami forum
its still on?
gonna tune in as I make some breakfast
>>63062087
Maybe they'll suprise us with some jazz-rock
Is that a black Lily Allen?
PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY CONFIRMED.
>more generic nigger music
oooooaaahhh uuuuhhh aaaaaauuuu
>baton twirler dropped her baton
Scombridae?
>>63062117
I'd prefer some avant garde progressive jazzcore featuring a Tibetan throat singer.
>>63062115
Yeah it's gonna be on until 12PM then it's NATIONAL DOG SHOW TIME on NBC.
BUY OUR PASTRIES YOU FUCKS
>>63061940
First Thanksgiving just had squanto although there was a 1623 feast with 50 pilgrims and 50 injuns
>>63062123
>yfw richard dawkins tweeted the original version of this
>>63062051
im fucking crying
holy shit
>>63062154
Do you think they spitroasrted Squanto? I bet they did, it would have been just like one of my doujins.
>>63062141
>tfw you can almost Khoomei
>you're going to be a grandfather
I teared up
Can time go faster so I can watch some football please
>>63061780
Nah, that's the popeye parade in detroit.
This float's pretty kawaii.
>>63062193
Football's gay desu
>>63062193
This. It's nice seeing the kiddos have fun watching this shit but I need an excuse to start getting drunk.
>tfw /tv/ is going to grow into the drunk uncle that spouts /pol/ shit and makes someone cry
>>63062203
Hello Kitty is cute! Cute!
>mr peanut
can't make this shit up
>>63062203
Hello Kitty x Snoopy doujins when?
>>63062113
>correcting me
>miss spells words
Anyways I live in north texas, the second December hits the temparature drops and it freezes
Throw Matt Lauer in the garbage.
>>63062193
>game doesn't start for 2 hours
>>63061584
Hey guyz I work at Macy's
All these color guard women tend be in the chunky side
>>63062227
>tfw my whole family is that uncle
>>63062193
>>63062225
>>63062250
normies pls go
nothing is worse when 'the game' comes on and I'm forced to sit there.
I want that peanut car
>>63062256
They're rejected cheerleaders
Is it snowing in NYC because all I see are white people!
Where is the diversity?
>>63062227
>Going to
Already there breh. It's Trumpsgiving.
>>63062271
No one is forcing you to be an unaesthetic loser, anon
>>63062271
Than tell your family you want to be a lazy fuck playing video games in your room
I never built a bear. Granted I was like 15 when they became popular but still
>>63062262
Are you seriously fedora tipping this hard?
Is this bait?
I LOVE Sofia Coppola
>>63062282
only tourists go to this shit
>>63062282
They're out tearing down christmas trees in chicago.
>lip-syncing
why do they even bother with this shit anymore, it looks so bad
>>63062271
Fuck off back to /r9k/. This board is CHADS ONLY.
>Hot headed creature
WE GOT A HOT HEAD OVER HERE
>>63062300
Hey I'm a lazy fuck playing video games alone in my room
>>63062271
I like football but I agree, nothing worse than watching a Loins game
>CHINA
Would you fuck toothless?
>yfw she's colombian
She'd be considered white anyways
>>63062307
>tfw can literally see it out my apartment window
>tfw watch it on TV and shitpost with /tv/ about it instead
Fuck going outside right now it's cold and I'm sober.
A nigger is singing now
YFW ISIS Sniper shoots Santa
HTTYD goat animated film
Goat float
>>63062297
normalshit pls
>>63062300
It's not at my house, so I'm stuck sitting there until it is late enough where I can go and not be too rude.
Although it is pretty rude at a family event those fatasses sit there watching football.
>>63062344
Is that what it will be today?
who in the fuck ARE the singers they have on all these floats
>>63062271
/r9k/, today is not your day
go away
or have a merry stay
OH LOOK MORE NEO-R&B
I WONDER WHAT'S NEXT? POP COUNTRY OR A MARCHING BAND?
>>63062375
So you're a loser that is with their parents being beta. Cry more, you chose this life.
>>63062378
People who are semi known and have 2 and a half hours to waste in the cold
>>63062368
this would literally start a war
>>63062378
the parade is for the talent that are getting pushed for the new year.
last year it was all megan trainor and charlie xcx
>Look who came out of his cave to join the rest of us! Been talking to your girlfriend? haha!
>>63062375
Then go get a handheld toy and quit whining you little shit. If I was your dad I would be smacking the shit out of you in the backyard right now.
My brother came by and we decided to do a family photo
>>63062375
I wish we were in high school so I could bully you
What is the definitive performance of The Wiz I should watch?
>>63062236
There's a difference between a simple typo made when typing fast on your phone and being older than 8 and still not knowing when to use your and you're.
Example: You're a moron and I fucked your mom.
>>63062441
HOL UP
>>63061703
>Takyon
>not Culture Shock
That song was practically made for this kind of event.
>>63062441
Holy moly, I am in the wrong house.
>>63062465
stop making me jealous of your bitchin guns
It's 60 degrees out there and sunny and these people are dressed like it's a winter storm
>>63062375
you dont belong here
>east coast times
Fuck this I'm going back to bed
>>63062441
i want to be white but i wish my family was black. like the jerk.
theres nothing more annoying then being around white people having fun.
>>63062465
This is a gun free zone
>>63062465
nice
>GIANT SNOOPY AND WOODSTOCK
Oh fuck, not this faggot
>>63062375
>not loving your family and having a good time when they come over.
I don't get it. I love it when my family comes together. I don't get why most people find that agonizing.
>>63062521
No, you're just a poorfag pussy
why are they pushing so many artists singing the exact same boring music
DINO THE OIL JEW
>>63062503
Not from the east coast but you dress for every reasonable weather conition. Also it could be below freezing in the morning then warm up to the 50s by the afternoon
OIL
I
L
>>63062441
>Not being able to handle family banter
No wonder you guys don't have friends.
>>63062549
All I said is I didn't like watching football and being stuck there doing that. Before the football comes on it is fine.
Then I got bullied by:
>>63062387
>>63062406
>>63062447
>>63062471
>>63062508
>>63062587
It's 58 degrees in NYC right now
>>63062544
>tfw he actually got kicked of the blizzardmobile for awhile
why do Americans watch this? it's literally 2 hours of ads interrupted by ads
>>63062563
David Bowie is gonna be singing Blackstar with Santa, so that should be fun.
>>63062302
Good goy.
Keep on consumin
omg lel what is the point of this pretending to play instruments bullshit
>not jack black
D R O P P E D
Jack Black hasn't aged a day wtf
Richard Linklater is the best
>>63062621
Why do people with nothing to contribute to a thread come into a thread they don't care about?
>>63062611
You little pussy. I want to dunk your fucking head into a toilet.
>Having to settle for a Jack Black rip-off
>NBC
>>63062621
To commemorate when the pilgrims REMOVED FEATHER and gave us this great country
>>63062010
so /thisshit/ is like 4chan's hashtag now? fucking faggots
They couldn't get Jack "I'll take any gig" Black to do a first Broadway performance special guest?
>>63062611
Who says you have to watch football. Maybe let the meatheads watch their game about big black men in tights hugging each other, you can sit in the kitchen chatting with other family members or something.
>>63062611
>using the word "bullied"
>frogposting
>bitching about football
>being an attentionwhore
STOP
>>63062474
The White ppl version
>>63062667
>now
Hi, /reddit/!
>>63062650
i'm actually watching. It's fascinating and well done, but seriously feels like a long ad
>>63062114
Idk, I used to live in PA (in fl now) and there's comfy times to be had in snowy weather
But scraping ice off the car, standing at the bus stop when it's 20 degrees, spending all day with wet socks because snow got in your shoe, spending 3 hours to shovel your driveway and sidewalk... These are all things I don't miss at all
>>63062618
Like I said it could have been in the 30s or 40s in the morning when they got to the parade. I've been to the parade before and it gets crowded as hell a lot of people have probably been standing around for a few hours just to get a decent view.
>>63062682
good, one step closer to race war.
THIS IS A MUSICAL
>tfw you don't recognize that thing pikachu is holding
I'm so out of the loop
>NYPD comes by
>Cut to commercial
Jesus fuck
>The Statue of Liburgty
God Bless America
Marching bands in parades are like non-marshmallows in Lucky Charms.
>>63062680
Yeah I just help clean or whatever.
U S A
U S A
U S A
DUCK AND COVER THERES A SHOOTER
>>63062637
Here's your (you) since everyone else is ignoring your shitpost
>Christian rock
>>63062777
They're called the pillows.
>>63062712
> parade of corporately sponsored floats and company mascots run by a departmeny store
> feels like an ad
YOU DON'T SAY?!
>>63062271
you're a fucking faggot
>>63062777
yeah and these pop music floats where people pretend to sing and play instruments are way more cool
What the fuck is Pikachu holding?
>>63062465
Should've been Meghan Trainor
Is this ISIS?
>>63062827
Snowman with Pika ears
>red cap snowman pikachu
wtf is that?
>>63062827
a little snowman pika
ITS PIKACHU
AND
SNOWCHU
Commentators are probably thinking "wtf is a pokemon?"
>mercy me is the best band playing the parade
JUST
>>63062712
Don't forget to line up at your local electronics store at 3am tomorrow to get that 4K tv you've been wanting!
>captchas are turkeys
Imokwiththis.mpg
>Poke-E-mon
It's almost been 20 years, why can't they figure out how to say it?
>>63062712
Because this is the land of Capitalism and rampant consumerism. I'm not sure what answer you were expecting.
>>63062857
http://www.pokemoncenter.com/Pikachu-Snowman-Holiday-Female-Standard/dp/B014X9QDUE
>>63062475
c.ucked
>>63062827
Snowball Pikachu. Yeah, haven't been catching up with the series.
CUNTRY TIME
:^)
>>63062864
Probably not though.
>>63062878
They just know it is for retarded kids and zips.
White people are so generic and lame. This parade sucks.
Are they only hiring country singers because they're the only white people that can be played infront of children?
>pop country
please end my suffering
>>63062879
how did it make the step from a local parade to promote a store to a national phenomena and a family tradition? there's no meat on the bone
>>63062912
ye cut to the niggers protesting over....something
>>63062912
Go to a black parade in Chicago then.
>>63062465
>ps2
>360
was this taken ten years ago?
> Domino sugar
> singer from Sugarland
like pottery
>>63062912
HOL UP
*smacks lips*
WE WUZ
>>63062912
Yeah, right now all the POC are having a fun hip get together like the poor people in Titanic.
>>63062912
Coming from the race of neo-R&B...irony
ISIS should bomb Nashville already
>>63062912
they have to plan these things in between WORKING
WORK
It raises its tail to check its surroundings. The tail is sometimes struck by lightning in this pose.
It has small electric sacs on both its cheeks. If threatened, it looses electric charges from the sacs.
Whenever Pikachu comes across something new, it blasts it with a jolt of electricity. If you come across a blackened berry, it's evidence that this Pokémon mistook the intensity of its charge.
This Pokémon has electricity-storing pouches on its cheeks. These appear to become electrically charged during the night while Pikachu sleeps. It occasionally discharges electricity when it is dozy after waking up.
>>63062950
No, I cannot justify getting an XBone or Piss4
>>63062950
Gun owners are so stupid they would rather go on foodstamps and spend any cash on a few more clips
Bet he got that tv from rent-a-center, fucking white trash goon
>>63062611
Football is objectively the greatest American sport. Learn the rules. It's fun
>Booty float
>TV-G
The last float's singer sung about boys asking for a taste of her cherry pie.
>>63062966
ISIS would really make this parade DA BOMB
>>63062997
> football
It's called handegg
That School of Rock song is still stuck in my head
>>63063018
She was singing about literal pie.
>>63062994
Actually I'm not on any government assistance
Why would I buy the new consoles?
What's out now that will justify spending $350+ on a console?
That television was purchased several years ago at Best Buy in cash
>ISIS only brave enough to bully frenchies
anyone /america/ here?
>>63062939
>>63062947
>>63062959
>>63062970
lol triggered. You know this generic guitar strumming, lip syncing shit is lame. Every float and crowd scene has white people in North Face doing the same hand waving dance. This shit is corny lmao
anyone else excited for the Walking Dead float?
>>63063021
Yuropoor detected. How does it feel having sandniggers and no turkeys?
What channel are you guys watching on? I'm seeing completely different things than what you guys are talking about.
>>63063078
WORK
>>63062997
Yeah I used to find football very boring but I lived with a friend/roommate for a while that was super into it and would explain what was going on in the games. Now it's still not my first choice in things to watch but I can sit down and enjoy a game from time to time
>>63063082
plenty of turks where i'm at
>>63063088
NBC
Jesus Christ ever single woman in these color guards is overweight. I realize it's not the most strenuous activity but holy shit
>>63063088
HBO
a million new jerseyites just went "wtf"
>Guy in flag twirler dress and twirling flag
kill
>>63063088
Most people are east coast, central is delayed by like an hour or so
>>63062997
>>63063021
this desu
>>63063095
>working on Thanksgiving
I don't work at Walmart, Bubba
>>63063088
http://www.stream2watch co/live-tv/us/nbc-live-stream
>>63063100
I meant, *sandniggers and everything being haram?
>more fucking Country
Stop, please stop
>>63063121
All the girls in color guard in my school ranged from "healthy" to "Jesus Christ are you trying to get diabetes"
So I guess that's just how it goes in color guard
>>63063154
You don't work at all Tyrone.
>>63063170
can't complaini'm not allowed to
>>63062878
It doesn't matters, most English speakers can't https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Close-mid_front_unrounded_vowel anyway.
>Hess truck
All the Hess stations turned into Speedway stations
What the hell is going on?
who the fuck are these artists nbc?
>>63063179
Planning movie theater shootings isn't work, Brad.
>>63063252
They sell them via their website now.
Them Chinese qts
Remember to call the cops if you see any Muslims in the crowd, God bless.
>>63063252
They own the name now, so might as well keep the trunks coming seeing how there are a bunch of collectors of it.
>>63063252
Buyout, Hess was bought by Speedway.
>>63063252
They exited the station business last year. Hess is just production now.
>>63063291
Whoo boy you dug deep there!
Get a job nigger.
>>63063176
All the ones when I was still in school were either gay guys or girls who weren't athletic enough to join other sports team but needed an extracurricular
CHARLIE brown looks so cute
>>63063320
I was told ISIS has a float?
YFW Muslim Sniper shoots Santa Clause
>yfw Santa shoots ISIS
>mariah carey
Wow her career must be dead
She hit the note!
>>63063386
yfw Santa is ISIS
>>63063343
Yeah dem niggers don't work!
what's next? A chicken, water melon and aids joke? I hope your parents die of Leukemia.
>>63063388
Her career may be "sadly" dead, but she still has the bod.
>>63063388
>>63063424
I think it's tradition that she appears at the parade. She's not what she was in the 90s but she's doing better than everyone else there.
>>63063409
>being a c.u.c.k.
>>63063409
>>63063343
Can you two please shut up? You both are shitposting on an anonymous image board on a holiday. That's pathetic.
Ebin. A porno remix of Santa Clause is coming to town
Aww it's almost over I was having fun and I'm drunk
WE SANTA NOW
>>63063482
Meme harder.
>BLACKED didn't have balloon
Maybe next year.
Santa, the GOAT
SANTA!
You call that a beard Santa?
see you next year lads
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
>>63063534
Here's your reply you c uck.
Enjoy the dog show everyone.
DOG SHOW
O
G
S
H
O
W
FUCK EVERYONE IM GLAD ITS OVER
Remember to comeback in 1 week exactly at 8:00PM to watch Zoo Trainwreck Live!
Mediocre parade this year. Time for MST3K
So who is your favorite dog?
fuck hounds. where are the retrievers?
why dont they allow cats to compete?
>>63063661
Love: Malamutes/Huskies and Coonhounds. They have a distinct howl, and damn, can they mush and hunt.
Hate: Schnausers, cause my cousin has one and it keeps trying to bite me. Cousin can't even train them for shit. Fucking sad.
>>63063680
Hounds are objectively the best breeds of dogs.
>>63063661
Beagles
>>63063740
floppy
> American Foxhound
>>63063740
Don't start. Please. You'll set off a war between who's the dominant pet. Oh shi-Cats have their own competition, but the major advertisers of pet shows usually focus on dogs first. But don't be suprised if cats get their own Thanksgiving show in the future.
>>63063740
> inplying cats give a shit and would allow you to parade them around like a buncha bitches
I can't decide if I'd want a Husky or a Corgi.
The blatant shilling of companies like Afflek and Delta as floats in the parade is just retarded. When does it end?
>>63064179
neither, they're both pretty shitty dogs
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