SOMEBODY

ONCE

TOLD

COOKED

ME

MEAT

HELLO

DICKS

GONNA

BANE

ME

JUST

PUSSY

MY

BABA BOOEY

>>63058101
FLAFLA FLOHIGH

HOWARD STERN

FARTO

JUST

PENIS

>>63058117
TATA TOOTHY

KEKED

GABEN

>>63058135
MAMA MONKEY

FUCKFACE

>>63058150
I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE

>UK Gordon Ramsay
>tries to be reasonable
>focus is on the business, less on the drama
>very little manipulation from sound track or tacky handholding; lets the audience decide what they think of things

>US Gordon Ramsay
>makes pretty much no effort to be reasonable; jumps straight to treating them like the scum of the earth who should hurry up and kill themselves, and is always looking to pick a fight (clearly not due to a difference in attitude, like some people claim; some of the absolute dumbest, most selfish, most ridiculous arrogant and lazy people from his shows are from UK KN, and he gives them far more respect than they deserve)
>BLEEP
>orchestra blaring in the background, trying to dictate what the audience should feel at any given scene
>feels like reality TV

Why are US Gordon Ramsay shows so terrible?

>>63058255
you have to cater to the audience

File: 1422133655096.gif (3MB, 280x358px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]

3MB, 280x358px

>>63058255
>British documentary
>Here, in the CIA plane, the agent Bill Wilson is interrogating his captives.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the interrogation progressing to its climax

>American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the background
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE MASKED MEN IN YOUR PLANE
>Rapid jump cuts of the masked men
>CIA MAY LOOK LIKE HE’S IN CHARGE HERE, BUT THIS NASTY BIG GUY IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS SMALL CIA DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF BANE IS EXTREMELY PAINFUL
>More flashy jump cuts
>The Bane strikes
>Strange mask voice is dubbed in as bane attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A CRASH
>CIA
>SHOULD'VE LEFT PAVEL
>TO BANE
>Starwipe to next clip

File: 1448388743553.png (175KB, 645x589px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]

175KB, 645x589px

>>63058294

File: godbless.png (663KB, 680x568px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]

663KB, 680x568px

>>63058255
It is really a shame. His shows that actually focus on cooking are very enjoyable.

>>63059263
literally the worst meme

File: 1440731203412.png (61KB, 923x638px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]

61KB, 923x638px

>>63059645
fuck off