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Meme plumber of success edition
Apprentice is on soon, making a thread ahead of time so there's no two like usual
>post yfw this autist wins
>>63038300
can't fret the brett
>>63038300
He's made too many enemies already.
Best rivalry is Richard vs Charlene though
fianl 5 predictions?
gary
charlene
richard
brett
scott
Who /RICHARD/ here?
https://youtu.be/AbBN5TKL7IE
>>63038300
PROFESSIONALISM!
I get the feeling Brett's fav book is probably The Idiots Guide to Business
>>63038349
You're mental if you think Scott would get through but Joseph wouldn't.
Best Boy = Gary
Best Girl = Charleine
You'll never bang Selina
>>63038458
Worst boy: Scott
Worst girl: Vana
Also, looking forward to when Selina gets fired.
Really don't like her.
>>63038349
Final 3:
Brett
Vana
Gary
What the fuck is Cuffs
The Beeb makes some right shite these days
>>63038541
they always have
I'm here lads, looking forward to peep show after.
Who /richard/ here?
>>63038554
True, but now it feels like there's not even anything good on there at all now. Used to be there was at least some good stuff.
The only drama I've liked that they've done this year is Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell, and that was literally just the book adapted.
>says youre fired
>hadnt even employed them to start with
Don't let the pretender thread become the general
Vana wins btw
IN THE BIN
If charlene doesn't get fired it's a joke.
Also this episode will be the most cringe worthy (even more than the others).
>>63038620
Would bang
>>63038610
Yeah I fucked up, I didn't see this one. I've done the right thing.
How do you fags watch the apprentice without Trump?
Can't wait to see Charlene go mental
JUST SMASH MY FACE IN
What's the little mousy bitch called again?
>>63038620
This.
>>63038300
Dubs confirms he'll be in the finals at the very least...now if they trips then that would be a different story.
>Richard with his shirt off
HNNNNNNNNG
>>63038673
Selina? Or Vana?
Shit lads, I didn't see the official in the catalog.
Migrate:
>>63038559
>>63038559
>>63038559
>>63038694
selina ty m8
>>63038673
That could be any one of them
Love Joseph's style 2bh
Those fucking bracers
>>63038694
Vana, she has class.
>>63038656
SHAT
IT
Best girl: Vana
Best boy: Richard
>>63038701
>5 posts
here we go
>Selina around children
Ugh god, is this where she decks someone and leaves the show?
David to go this week
>Britain's largest collection of kids things
I thought Jimmy Saville had that
Eh
Eh
>>63038701
stop
£2000 for a kids birthday fuckin hell sugar
Obviously she'd pick based Richard
>right up your alley Selina
>you do people don't you
The person whos fired is the one who poisons the mother
>children event
Sounds like a pedo episode
>>63038085
I SEE STRAIGHT FROO U
>I don't like Children
You're the kind of person where we can tell
She picked Richard???
Why on earth would you pick Richard
>richard and charlene no longer on thesame team
>why watch?
>>63038796
perfect for pedo joseph
Calling it now, Jamal is a cunt
Jesus, two project managers in a row
RICHARD AND CHARLENE ARGUMENTS NOT HAPPENING
Bourgie cunts with spoilt bratty kids.
>mentions nut allergy
I KNOW WHAT'S COMING UP LATER ON GUYS
She only likes him because he's a complete idiot and can dump the blame on him
Big Al investigated by Operation Yewtree when
>kid is literally called jamal
>>63038809
Because Richard is obviously the best candidate
Selina is a fucking idiot.
Selina you've been a whore for over ten years.
>being a bitch to a nervous kid
jej
Hang on, has Jamals dad been keked? Looks nothing fucking like him
>Paki kid
Actually I don't even know
What fucking ethnicity is that
>nut allergy
I FUCKING CALLED IT LAST WEEK
HERE COMES THE NUT ALLERGY
POISONING
Fuck, I thought this'd be the episode where Selina goes but the preview a few eps back shows she still makes it to an episode where she loses with Joseph on the same team :/
>>63038848
>>63038847
uno it senpai
Selina is tragic
I bet she came from a very privileged background and underneath the surface she's a complete scab
I reckon it would be worth getting fired just to shit up the party for the spoilt kid and his snob parents
>A yank and a paki
Fuck London
>>63038867
Too busy getting gangbanged by arabs
I like David
He seems like a nice bloke
Has there EVER been a female businesswoman under 40 on this show who got where she is today by doing something other than taking some millionaire's dick?
>>63038847
Do you mean you watched the trailer, it was so obvious a retard could see it
>>63038883
>he doesn't live in a vibration multicultural city
Enjoy your poverty
I like Vana, desu
>Brett hosting games
At least one child will die
>>63038907
would chill and watch the champions league with, maybe split a gram of coke
would not go into 250k business with
This athletic trainer is based
>>63038847
>>nut allergy
i remember someone saying it
was it in the trailer?
what kind of birthday do you want
just sports day my shit up senpai
Vana is looking well fit this week ngl
Jesus this athletics stuff is a w f u l
Can't they just have then run around a park.
This week's prize: bukakki Karen.
brett shitting on scott in tug of war soft kek
>tfw never had a big birthday party thrown for me ever or ever tried to host one
Is this good or bad?
>>63038911
Why add "on this show" to that question?
glasses on the milf
>£2k budget
Put some fucking PS3 games in the party bags.
>>63038911
>>>/r/TheRedPill
>>63038995
this
i want her to finger my prostate
capeshit goodie bag or FUCK OFF
>Calling macarons macaroons
uncultured
>>63038982
Parties are shit. You're not missing out
>>63038982
>He never had his whole class invited to his 11th birthday party at the local swimming pool
If I ever have kids I don't want them to be spoiled little shits like the ones I imagine these will be 2bh
>>63038916
>he doesn't live in a vibration
I know what you're trying to say, but what the fuck are doing?
>>63038962
Seriously. Her personality as well contributes a lot. She never really launches personal attacks on people; always professional.
>>63038944
>mfw this actually happens
I'm pretty sure vana is a character on peep show
That woman who got sectioned
Selina is an idiot
Luckily Richard will completely ignore her
>high end barbecue
>£9 a party bag
jesus
>cheap arse party bags.
>for the spawn of London reptilians.
Shiggy m8.
>Yo yo yo
>>63039045
Mary
I see the similatiries though
>inb4 you're spookt when she appears on peep show in 45mins
>>63039065
Joseph thinks he is like his paki mates
S E L I N A ͏ ͏ ͏ O U T
>party bags
>"why...?"
Kek
YOYOYO
marvel up my party bag
These party bags are utter fucking trash
>>63039033
I was always more bothered with my dad taking me to the Formula 1 tbqh
My 21st was just a bunch of lads down the Chinese getting absolutely ratarsed as well over the whole black tie thing, it was brilliant
brett gonna flip shit and murder everyone
>>63039063
>they turned down 15 but agreed to 9
wtf
i can see them saying fuck off, and i can understand them having more money than sense
but to say no then yes baffles me
WHERE IS THE CLOWN
>No phone number
JUST FUCK MY SALES UP
literal cheap plastic trash kek
>MAY CONTAIN NUTS
>BUYS IT
IT'S
FUCKING
OVER
>>63039115
perfect birthday desu m8
How fucking hard is it to have a cake made that has no fucking nuts anywhere near it?
>nut allergy
>buy a cake that may contain nuts
????
>may contain nuts
you guys are nuts more like
DON'T get those shitty party bags
These fucking kids are used to getting iPads for passing school spelling tests, they'll laugh these bags of tat in the face
>10 quid a bag
>don't even know you will get any money back
Mental
>may contain nuts
How amazing would it be if they kill the birthday boy's mum?
>>63039149
Pack your shite Charleine
MAY CONTAIN NUTS MEANS IT MAY CONTAIN NUTS
WHAT THE FUCK
>may contain nuts
Charlene dun goofed
>gasping at £10 for a party bag
>but will try and sell fish fingers for £5 each
>>63039133
Gary is a well known penny pincher as seen last week when he was selling discount products 3x the price of poundland
could be his undoing.
> don't sorry about the nuts in the cake
JUST FUCK MY WIFE UP
Charlene confirmed for gone
Why didn't they go to a place that makes personalized cake instead of a place that sells cakes?
>>63039115
Do formal 18ths and 21sts still happen?
>>63039185
She's gone, done.
>>63039180
The whole party is just going to drop dead
>may contain nuts
This is going to be what keeps Selina in another week
MAY CONTAIN NUTS
>>63039173
This, we're talking about spoiled little shitheads.
>client doesn't want anything too girl
>party bag with her name written in jewels
>fucking tea party
Shut it down.
>>63039149
>TFW I HAVE A NUT ALLERGY AND THIS REALLY ACTUALLY TRIGGERED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
CUNTS
A Chocolate cake? Pretty hard if you buy a cheap one, because they all just use nutella or an even cheaper hazelnut base.
CRIIIINGE
>glowsticks
>in daylight
?????????????????????????????????
>don't run
>don't go to the top
>£2000 (TWO-THOUSAND POUNDS)
Muh health and safety
>No running
>No climbing to the top
>Watch your fingers kids
WORST FUCKING PARTY EVER
>>63039231
>what is victoria sponge cake
>All those questionably ethnic kids
He's wise to be such a strict cunt desu
Those snob parents look like they'd sue out of the are over a sprained ankle
Worst party ever fucking hell
>people still hi-5
>>63039197
no i meant the client agreeing to the price
>Brett
>Vana in for another week
My bet carries on.
Fucking hell they should have just taken them paintballing and to the cinema jesus christ.
To be fair to the guy if the kids DID hurt themselves they'd get annihilated by sugar
That joke
>>63039258
Not a chocolate cake.
>dat peak of the teenagers underwear
Have these fucks ever had a birthday party?
Book a room, get some "youth" dj, and pour vodka into the orange juice
Job done
> MAY CONTAIN NUTS
> OK LETS BUY IT
Kid is gonna be Dead at his party
Having to mute this shit lads
It's more embarrassing than Peep Show
>>63039258
not chocolate
>happy birthday me
the single mum looks like that milf, penny something? that used to present gmtv
would bang
>>63039286
>Fucking hell they should have just taken them paintballing and to the cinema jesus christ.
This, how hard is it to put on a decent kids party?
the cake is fucked
NUTELLA SPREAD
>DOES IT CONTAIN NUTS?
>>63039336
this
>>63039325
Kid's mum, you mean
These kids are not having fun
at all
>>63039281
I know, just saying that he goes for insane prices
Nutella rofl
Are they going to bang all them girls?
>>63039344
These people are clueless, the parents seem very protective of their kid, they will not go for that cake if it "may" cotnain nuts. dumb fucking twonks.
CRIIIIINNGEGEEEE
HEY M8 REMEMBER YOUR CRINGE AS FUCK PARTY THAT WAS PROPER SHIT?
>its not name brand nutella is it?
>ok great so 100% it cant have nuts in it then
BRETT SINGING
CRINGE LEVELS OFF THE CHART
On paper this paki party sounded like a winner but it has been shit.
David is gone
FUCKING NUTELLA
IM SO FUCKING ANGRY I REALLY HOPE THEY DIE OF CANCER THESE FUCKING CUNTS I HOPE THEY REALLY DIE
This is awful
I would fucking jump out the top floor of that bus jfc
The paki milf is actually quite hot tbqh
Just stick on top 40 hits or whatever ffs
This is fucking embarrassing
these girls are way too young to know britney baka
Wouldn't let any ethnic kids attend my kids parties tbfh
>do you like that
>no
>>63039391
IT WAS ON THE TELLY AND ALL
I miss Elle's big sloppy arse, lads.
She was shit-thick and as much use as nuns tits, but I do love a fat posh bird.
>>63039411
I'd let her choke on my nuts.
why would they want this random man singing on your birthday
>>63039417
fuckin lel
That sick atmosphere
>tfw shielding my eyes from the screen because it's so cringe
N U T S
U
T
S
>bacon at a party in London
>>63039439
Brett is a ledge
>tfw these overbearing parents who'd rather they get on TV than give their kids a proper party and then act all controlling and shit
>julie has to sit 50ft away from potential nuts
>wanting a bunch of 30 somethings running your party
What the fuck
Just go paintballing
Why does the mum need to eat that shitty cake anyway
>yfw Varna will never be your slave
>uncle Sam/Tom
This seems almost unfair 2bh
Why have someone with a nut allergy on it makes one team's job WAY more difficult.
>>63039470
Pretty much. All the people in each episode are told this is all for the apprentice right?
How is it ok if it MAY contain nuts?
Surely you wouldn't take the fucking chance?
>vana is his slave
Pretty aroused now
these kids will remember this for the rest of their lives as "that shit party"
>>63039470
The American hasn't said shit though and the others are just concerned these guys don't poison their son.
>>63039501
small doses won't trigger a reaction
much like shitposting
>>63039496
Well obviously
If it was random people they'd never make any sales whatsoever
>>63039451
Someones nuts will be on the chopping block at the end of all this
>>63039495
Only because they know nothing about nuts
An idiot would know the spread was nothing to worry about
Cannot wait to see this paki dad go mental at the end
>cum-stained t-shirts
Only £9!
YADHTRIB YPPAH
Those shirts
JUST NUT MY SHIT UP
>>63039501
i dont, she deserves to go into anaphylactic shock for risking it, the slag
Jesus christ
I can't handle how embarrassing this all is
>>63039532
£17 m8
This episode is appalling
>>63039496
It's literally the only reason they sell anything, could you imagine walking up to people in the middle of London flogging fish fingers without an entire camera and production crew there.
>>63039501
Do you read packaging? Everything may contain fucking nuts.
if only she had personalised the party bag the client might have gone for them
Why would you even think t-shirts were a good idea.
>>63039565
appallingly hilarious
>do you want to spend your kid's birthday haggling for shitty party bags in a back room?
Weyyy
Fucking mongs
Jesus are these some of the worst candidates in the shows history
>>63039557
When he started singing and the kid goes "that's old" top fuckign cringe, im almost turned this shit off but i wanna see how this train crash ends.
david fuckt up the tshirts
david is going home boys
The tits on that birthday girl christ
>>63039585
They're on telly, of course they are
>vana will never make your cake hard
>yelling at Vana
This is the most Alan Partridge inspired episode of the Apprentice ever.
>>63039569
thats not true dipshit, do you even have a nut allergy? only people with the lowest tier of allergies would eat something that says may contain
Why did she want Richard again?
>>63039615
Paedo
>>63039501
It's mostly on there as a liability thing on the part of the manufacturers
i wish richard was my dad and scott was my older brother
>those fucking cakes covered in sugary sweets
Fucking terrible familia
I never got invited any parties as a kid haha
holy shit this richard
Boardroom time. Shows over
See you next week guys!
>>63039633
Yes
Yes I am.
That cake is tragic
Just posted in the wrong thread lel
>>63039621
i want to cum on vanas big bacon ears
>>63039653
>skipping the best bit and 25/60mins of the show
?
>>63039649
YO YO YO
£2k on a birthday party jfc
My parties were literally running round the garden
Vana, Brett and Scott are the only safe people here desu
Where the fuck is the poisoning?
>>63039600
It's a shame.He's a qt.
>>63039615
Post a pic m8
Fucking hate that they didn't actually poison anyone
Fucking beeb bait and switch
>>63039631
No i don't have a nut allergy, but I do read packaging and literally every pre prepared item I buy may contain nuts.
Enjoy your shitty, expensive specialist shit.
Richard definitely banged Selina
>>63039640
Its a kids birthday cake senpai, not a fucking organic nut loaf.
>>63039643
Do you want to talk about it anon?
>>63039680
This
I don't mind that people have money but a lot of people who do are cunts with it and lead to cunty kids
>Can I hear from the Sou-slave?
>tfw Lord Sugar just called a potential partner a slave
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Dat Vana lip bite
confirmed Vana is Claude's sous-slave
>Could I hear from the sous slave
>you'll never fall asleep in Vana's arms
t b h f a m that's all I want
>>63039680
If you're going to spend that much at least do something cool like go-karts
Losing team is the paki kid one, right?
>>63039698
>Enjoy your shitty, expensive specialist shit.
yeah nah, you're a thick cunt, its so easy to find cheap normal shit that doesnt say may contain
>>63039730
Do you think he would have called her that if she was black
>>63039680
A fool and his money are soon parted. London is full of fools with money and no concept of value.
>>63039774
>>63039774
>implying blacks would make it this far into the process
Go karts, followed by pizza hut
Easiest party ever
Joseph could get done
>>63039757
Name some products then
Karen has actually started to piss me off this series. Nepotism handed her everything on a silver plate and she lords over people who have actually done shit
Boring boardroom at the moment
>>63039814
Standard Tory
>>63039814
She is competent though
>>63039814
>she lords over people
Ayy
>>63039680
i bet you had more fun than either of these poor bastards
>>63039797
>Forgetting Tim.
Fuck off BBC for trying to make out he wasn't making a joke with that in the preview
>>63039814
>Karen has actually started to piss me off this series. Nepotism handed her everything on a silver plate and she lords over people who have actually done shit
Been proper sticking her oar in last few episodes aswell
>>63039814
>builder
>stripper
>middle managers
I wouldn't say those are people who have done stuff.
Why are the rewards so shit?
All because of Richard desu
What the fuck. Literally every prize is "here is someone who does sports commentary for us. Go do their sport for an hour".
>>63039836
She sounds competent, not the same thing.
>>63039843
Happiest days of my life
...by default because I'm fucking miserable at the minute
These prizes are trash this year
>>63039802
Karts have huge potential for a fuckup though.
I always wanted to do it (both as a hobby or potential birthday party) when I was a kid but my parents never allowed it. When I was 12 me and 5 mates did just because they were all good kids and wouldn't fuck around and risk injuries. All motorsports are dangerous after all.
>>63039860
Bridge Street cafe is better than these rewards
>tfw no Vana gf to spend the day with on the slopes then spend the evenings cuddled up in a lodge with some drinks
>greatest british snowboarder
>bronze medalist
toppest of keks.
Ayyest of lmaos
Selina is definitely fucking Scott
SOUR TASTE IN THE CLIENTS EYE
>Vana's wink to slag Selina
K lads off for a wank
>>63039806
>Name some products then
>you want me to write a massive list of shit im not allergic to
>Snowboarding
Jesus Christ how fucking cheap are the beeb
richard is frugal as fuck
Richard is full of shit it's brilliant
Richard's a dick but he wins
I reckon Charlene or David will go
>>63039883
running around a track with mo farrah is like the shittest prize you could possibly win. are the beeb really that desperate to save money?
>>63039893
sounds about right anon don't worry
>dance around the bush
>sour taste in their eye
Da fug is this boring brummy clown on about
>>63039814
Remember that time when she ""won"" the celebrity apprentice for red nose day and Trinny from Trinny and Susannah basically ratted her out afterwards saying she just rang all the millionaires she knew in Belgravia and got them to hand over loadsamoney.
>>63039906
The don't actually film it in the cafe I think
>>63039933
richard is almost as good as dan from last year, best bulshitter
>>63039883
Tory government doesn't want Alan "Labour" Sugar taking chunks out of the taxpayer's BBC budget to send his yuppy mugs on fanciful days out. So they slashed his budget.
Also since he's a jew he's not willing to pay it himself.
>>63039903
I went to a go kart party once
I crashed into the birthday boy and gave him whiplash
He said it was the best present cos he got a week off school lel
>>63039921
He didn't 'BOUNCE AROUND THE BUSH' with that line
So how much on a scale of 1-10 was Vana a qt this episode
>>63039942
Reckon Mo will give you some of his drugs too?
>>63039924
3 would be fine m8
>>63039920
She's fucking everybody
>>63039921
>>63039532
i think that was you karen you interfering bitch
POISON
>>63039960
Alan Sugar left Labour not to mention Karen Brady is a Tory
Actually this has been a bit of a boring episode
SHAVE THAT FUCKING STACHE OFF
Absolutely hate David. But he's always in the limelight so I think he'll stay around for a few weeks longer.
'You're off to twat about for an hour with a massively mediocre sport person who the BBC have a contract for a minimum amount of face time per year.'
I'd rather go back to the house for a kebab and Fallout 4.
>>63040014
True m8. I got drunk and kept refreshing this thread tbqh.
>>63040014
True.
>>63040032
Na David is gone
>>63040032
He's an alright guy but not apprentice material
Who chose these shitty items to sell? They're the ones who need to go.
>>63039963
kek
I went karting last year with my uni's karting society and it was outdoor and piss wet, it was absolute carnage, no grip, people all over the place
I wound up finishing 6th of 16 against people who do this week in week out, was bretty good, if it was dry and people weren't making mistakes everywhere I would have finished last for sure, there were a couple of Formula Ford drivers too, it was mega stuff, felt like Senna at Donnington in 93.
Is Karren Brady attractive?
>trying to escape the boardroom
kek
>implying Jamal didn't want a 1 way ticket to Raqqa to join ISIS
ALL ARE STAYING
>charlene
Sugars going deep with Karen
where the fuck is she goin?
oooops
>>63040080
yeah
haha rekt
Richard is p based
His awkwardness makes him relatable but he's also a winner
Haha
>where you going?
>bringing in based joseph
Are you literally retarded.
>Charlene
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
>>63040034
>last year
>"we're shipping you off to somewhere foreign to have a party on a yaucht"
>this year
>"go watch some fuck do shitty card tricks"
or
>"go do the equivalent of a year 8 PE lesson"
>go to friends halloween party when i was a kid
>parents do all kinds of fun stuff like blindfold us and make us touch 'icky' stuff like brains and spiders and stuff (basically just different bowls of food that feels slimy)
>afterwards, still at the party, say I think that the bowl full of 'brains' was jusy spaghetti
>kid who invited me legit starts crying and says i ruined his halloween party
Kids are shit
quad firing coming
>Karen 'Cum on my shoes you pathetic little worm' Brady
rip charlene
>ALL FOUR OF YOU
HE'S A MADMAN
>WHERE YOU GOING
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Gary and David are fired
KEK DUMB CUNT CHARLENE
She fucked up bad
She's getting fired along with David
>>63040137
Probably realises this episode was shit and wants to make it more interesting
>>63040132
>food that feels slimy
i got news for you anon
you were molested
So many man are behind
This thread is shite
YOU'RE FIRED
>>63040132
Kek
One party I was at the birthday boy started crying because he lost at Kerplunk
...on two separate occasions
Giraffe Man cannot go. He's spot on, his management was solid.
I went to a birthday party and a kid died
>JOB BURNS
>>63040134
>Tfw a drunk Karen pins you down to suck your dick and threatens to have your tax credits cut if you tell anyone
>>63040195
Should have called it a Deathday then ehh? Waheyy.
SOUR TASTING NUT CAKE
>trying to get David sacked
chill the fuck out bitch
>>63040077
Sounds like my first time Go Karting
I went down there the first day it opened right, and I did a couple of laps, I pulled over, the bloke that runs the thing comes over and said - Oi no professionals. I took my helmet off, I said I'm not a professional. He said - you're not a profesional? I said - No, he said - well you should be, if I was you I'd take up Formula One, and if you drive like that you'd probably be the best in the country! I said - I'm not interested I'm making shit loads out of computers.
Holy shit this bitch is retarded.
stop shouting bitch
>>63040185
Yeah, can't let him go now, he explained himself very well there.
>>63040195
Really? That's quite banterous.
>>63040233
>Things that didn't happen
Charlene just shot herself in the foot so hard
its not a bleedin football match stop shouting out
put your hand up
He'd be OK if a man started interrupting
Sexist sugar desu
Can you stop shouting jesus fucking christ
Holy fuck she's shrill. My dog is having a seizure at her voice.
CHARLENE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
CALM DOWN
Its a bit harsh to fire him over a t shirt transfer
Those things are a liability at the best of times
>Charlene still in
WHAT THE FUCK
poor david ;_;
DAVIDDDDDDDDDDDD
WHAT THE FUCK?
>>63040233
best birthday i had was watching bruce lee fight chuck norris in enter the dragon
>>63040253
>Things that didn't happen
You're just a pleb. Bet you haven't done Speedway either. I did well on my first go there as well.
I was bombing it round one time and someone left this ramp out. They all said, "If he hits that, he *is* dead". So I hit it and rolled over in the air a few times and they said, "Now he is *definitely* dead". Then I landed on my wheels and pulled over next to them and said, "What you worried about?"
>>63040233
I once rammed into a guy who kept pissing me off and the go kart people blew a horn and pulled me off the go kart and I wasn't allowed on again.
Charlene was terrified
>Joseph just standing there
Kek
the only sensible voice on that team throughout the challenge and he's sacked over some dodgy transfers
WHY THE FUCK DID DAVID GET FIRED I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND THIS DECISION
Charlene should have fucking gone
I'd have told her to fuck off not gave her a hug
>BBQ
he is obsessed lads
GG no re Marty Mcfly.
Same time next week everyone?
>>63040305
Was this before or after you declared Sonic The Hedgehog your arch rival?
>>63040314
He wasn't sensible at all, he just moaned a lot and was incompetent
If you want sensible look at Richard
>>63040303
I've never seen Bruce Lee fight Chuck Norris in Enter the Dragon.
I've seen him fight Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon though
>OY OOOOYYYY!
Giraffe man confirmed for LAD man
>>63040314
M8 he was the weak link throughout that task
Awww shit son, next week looks like it's gonna be gooooooood!
>>63040305
Good reference lad
>Selling houses to pakis
Sounds horrible
NEW DEVELOPMENTS
>>63040349
thats what i meant
>the windows have the sun come in through the day and the night
Get fired because your cheap ass team leader oversold some tacky sticker transfer t-shirt
>Luther
people really watch this kek show?
>>63040392
Wait
Luthers back?
PEEP SHOW LADS
GET WORRIEDLY HYPED
>>63040383
Then why did you say Enter the Dragon?
>kirsties handmade Christmas on Tuesday
W-will we have threads for that??
>only 2 new episodes of Luther
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63040392
People hyped it up and I watched it, it was fucking shit. BBC drama is way too far up its own arse
>>63040407
office reference
>>63040415
She's dumb as fuck and a typical tory witch, but Id rattle her fat arse off lad.
>>63040404
Already seen it, it's funny tonight though.
>>63040407
i'm sorry anon i don't know the next bit i just know you are a bully about it and make me repeat it or something. and then click cancel DO NOT click yes or no
>>63040441
>I reference sitcoms
>>63040441
I know. I'm carrying it on
>>63040415
>Christmas shows before the 15th of December
Absolutely disgusting
>>63040441
Sorry mate, no professionals.
>>63040441
hint: you missed a few
>>63040439
My bigger issue is that it's literally all london-centric bollocks because that's the only place they can set it while meeting their quotas.
>tfw I've just realised I responded to an office quote thinking it was legitimate
Sudoku time
>>63040441
whoa whoa don't waste it, theres kids starving in africa which I HATE, yeah?
oh well tippex yeah dont eat that because of the chemicals.
calm down its only a trifling matter!
take him into custard-y
i'm just trying to thing of another one.
what if that had killed someone?
well they would think it was you it had your name on it
why would a murderer write his name on the murder weapon
Any boys watching the news
Osborne' banter was top notch
>>63040647
Yeah it was good banter but John McDonell had the last laugh because the tax credits u turn is pretty big
>>63040721
>John McDonell had the last laugh
