>there's always a bigger fish
what did he mean by this?
blue whale
What he meant was
"We're never gonna beat Titanic. No one can" - George Lucas
>>63035634
That Jar Jar would control the bigger fish to eat the other dish because Kar Jar is a Sith.
>>63035680
>Qui-Gon "I don't sense anything" Jinn
>realizing the most dangerous sith in the galaxy was under his nose
no dice
>>63035723
That's cause Jar Jar is even stronger in the force, bruh.
Did anyone send Palpatine? No.
He was hinting at the fact that despite being a powerful Jedi he would be killed by a bigger Sith
>are you an angel?
Why was anakin such a little pervert?
>>63035634
his penis
Yippeee!
>>63035634
Evidently, it is an empiricalHa!fact of the Star Wars universe, that there is always a bigger fish.
Now what this means in practice, is that the Star Wars universe itself, is inside the belly of a fish. That is what Jinn meant.
Think about it: Fishes are made out of cells, and cells have measurable sizes. Therefore, if a fish is bigger (has more cells since it's bigger), the difference in size is measurable.
Now since there is ALWAYS a bigger fish, that means, that the size difference between bigger and bigger fish will increase to infinity, meaning the entire universe of Star Wars exists inside an infinite sized fish's belly. But of course, even that fish isn't the biggest fish, since there is always a bigger fish.
This fish, is only one swimming in the ocean of inter-universal omnispace, which itself must be inside the belly of a fish one order of infinity beyond that infinity. And THAT fish is swimming in the post-omnispace, which itself, once again exists within a bigger fish.
Going back a few magnitudes though, inside the fish that holds the Star Wars universe, are a multitude of gigantic, invisible fish, that have the various galaxies inside their belly.
These are the Whills.
And now you understand the true Star Wars Saga.
>>63035723
Your point would stand if Palpatine wasn't able to traipse around undetected for three movies.
Jar-Jar might be the strongest force-user in terms of using it's psychological ability. He mind controls anyone with ease and can mask his own presence.
>>63035634
>There's always a bigger guy
>>63035634
How did Qui-gon Jinn know about Sheev? Was he that powerful? Did he lose on purpose to attain the higher ground as a force ghost?
>>63035634
>>63036325
>Qui-Gon questions the Jedi council
>Shows disrespect to their judgement in Anakin's presence
>Conviniently "dies" to a massively less experienced combatant, who had to be taught in secret by a single Sith who doesn't even favour lightsabers, in a style of lightsaber combat that particular lord is never seen practicing.
>Same superior combatant is completely obliterated by Qui-Gon's less experienced protégé
Only one solution. Qui-Gon was in on the whole thing too. HE was the one who clouded the Jedi's visions of Palapatine, even after he entered the center stage.
He died, so that he can assimilate the Force, and stop the Jedi from properly using their main source of power.
Qui-Gon became an actual force god.
There isn't a bigger fish than a white shark, is there?
>>63037153
blue whale ya dip
>>63037153
The whale shark is the biggest fish iirc
>>63037193
Is a mammal silly billy
>>63037198
Whales aren't fish...
>>63037222
>whale shark
>an actual whale
>>63037222
The whale shark isn't a whale or a mammal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_shark
>>63037221
Manimal*
and he couldn't transform into fish
I really like this Jar-Jar theory to be quite honest with you lads.
>>63035634
muh dick.
>>63037221
>>63037198
>>63037237
>>63037242
Do you pedants know that a banana is a berry?
>>63036000
The look in her eye, you just KNOW she slept with Liam Neeson. And why not. She was 18 at that point. It is said that Liam Neeson has a large member. While this may or may not be the truth there's this thing about evian™ bottles that people should know: They're made of polyethylene.
The names of some black male porn stars should probably be mentioned here because that's what people on this board like to watch. most people would consider Neeson to be a capable actor. That's probably what Natalie would also say.
I bet she still masturbates.
>>63036173
FOR YOU
>>63035634
He was just reciting some poetry.
>>63037519
You're being silly! That's not the 3rd Death Star!http://www.starwars.com/databank/starkiller-base
Silly Anon. It's completely different!
>>63037519
>>63038097
>3rd Death Star
>Not an expy of Centerpoint Station
>>63035634
Quigon was looking at Darth Jar Jar when he said it, implying he knew about him.
>>63035634
evian bottle
>>63038124
Personally, I kind of wish it was the second Starforge.
>"in this particular situation, each aquatic mammal brutalizing us happens to be smaller than the one who succeeds it"
This is what dong mong rum meant
>>63038519
If they pull that, that would be fucking crazy.
for yousa
>>63037340
u wot
>>63036092
Now I get it.
>>63036130
This. The #1 power of the sith is deception. They can be right in your fucking face and jedi are too stupid to detect it.
>>63035723
>>63036130
>>63040491
We often hear the line that goes: "herp derp if Jar jar had been using force powers to jump and shit they'd have known"
We know extremely little about how the force actually works, and how they detect shit. I find it perfectly possible that an incredibly strong force wielder would be able to do mind tricks without other force users knowing about it.
He meant Jar Jar is a Sith
>people actually think this
>>63035634
Best scene of the PT tßh
>>63038703
>If they pull that, that would be fucking crazy.
But would you die?
>>63036092
Does that mean that the force is the emotions of the fish?
>>63041496
Nah, it's more like the Fish's digestive system.
The Dark Side is what you get when they forget to check the inspiration date and get diarrhoea.
Their Emotions are the reason why every planet has exactly one type of terrain though. The planets are like the rings on trees like that.
If the fish was feeling angry when a planet formed, it's a scorching desert like Tatooine full of assholes with sand in their vaginas, like the Sand People.
If it was sad, it's a tear-drop water-world like Manaan, with slow, gloomy sounding guys like the Selkath.
If it was feeling woozy from the bad space food, the planet came with a lot of vmitous green areas, and geography that makes no sense, like tunnels through the planet core, opposite sides of the planets being next to eachother, and waterfalls next to aforementioned tunnels that could have drained the water straight down before the waterfall. You know, like Naboo. Also a bunch of Sith seem to randomly pop up in these places.
As you can imagine, Coruscant's type of planets are the ones where it felt bored as all fuck, and developed life that lives off of doing nothing, but doing it big.
Anything else you want some Star Wars education on?
>>63041806
>inspiration date
I mean, I could correct it but it makes sense, since it's the force.
Fuck I should have been in bed for a long time now.
But anything to educate the masses!
