>"Here's the truth about Ben Affleck: he may very well be the greatest living human beings of all time. The man's one of the funniest wits on the planet, one of the most charming human beings who ever lived, one of the brightest brainiacs never to hold a PhD, one of the most generous fucks around, and an incredible big galoot--all at the same time. It's not secret that i've got a heterosexual crush on him. If i were gay, I'd let him plow my fields of anal gold in a heartbeat. If i were a woman, i'd let him berate me, cheat on me mercilessly, and offer me to his friends as a fuck toy--so long as he'd stay with me. And if i were a gay woman, i'd think about turning straight for him, or at the very least, let him watch me and other girls munch rug."
uhhhhhh
>>63033908
>And if i were a gay woman, i'd think about turning straight for him
>2005
Isn't it strange how things changed in the last 10 years? Nowadays even nerd fatso like Smith wouldn't dare to use such metaphors, it's too problem-fucking-atic.
>>63034255
They shouldn't use them because they sound terrible anyway
> he'd let Ben do him in a very uncomfortable place
TAKBIR
We all have a man or two we would gayly cuddle. Mine is none other than Scooby.
>>63033908
>And if i were a gay woman, i'd think about turning straight for him, or at the very least, let him watch me and other girls munch rug.
That explains Chasing Amy
>>63033908
Swine is not haram, so you're shit outta luck anyway, Smith.
>OH MY GOD, CHAD NOTICED ME!
Pathetic.
It's an open secret that kevin smith has let ben Affleck fuck his wife.
>>63034689
I very much doubt Ben Affleck ever wanted to do such a thing 2bh
>>63034596
haram=not allowed
halal=allowed/holyat least so I think it's not like I'm a muslim expert
>>63034719
Can...can I touch your ears?
YOU JUST KNOW
>>63034596
get ur misappropriation of moslem terms right, fag
>>63034728
Asalaam alaikum
>>63034368
What, like the back of a Volkswagon?
>>63034779
you butchered it
>>63034779
Haram as fuck
>>63034837
I kind of blew it, yeah
>>63034719
Dude I wouldn't fuck her if she was the last wet hole on earth
>>63033908
Ben Affleck on Kevin Smith, 2015
>"Who?"
>>63034944
>Muslim women think being forced to cover as much skin as possible and being slaves to their husbands is liberating
Why are Muslim women so retarded?
>>63035596
whoever wins, everyone loses.
>>63035596
>liberal women fight constantly for equal rights, equal pay, reproductive rights, abortion access, etc.
>fully support muslims, where women are required to obey husbands, have very little in the way of personal and legal rights, and can be straight up murdered for offending their family pride.
>Why are Muslim women so retarded?
I think its just women that are retarded
>>63034779
absolutely haram
>>63034537
oh shit, your right. that movie sucked.
I would tbqhf (to be quite honest, family)
>>63034719
inshallah brother
I had a friend like Affleck but got ditched when his wife didnt like me.
> Garner pulled the trigger
