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i did, BUT i rented an electric wheelchair and acted retarded
i was placed front row in middle & teens threw popcorn at me for 2 hours straight
then when movie finished my high school crush came to say hello after a decade. i had to keep acting retarded while tears welled in my eyes. then her Chad walked by me and patted my head and said "cute retard"
i wish i was joking; i am now on 4 different prescribed anti-depressants
>cute retard
lol
>Getting past the No-Singles Policy
I doubt it.
>did you ever go to cinema alone?
Not allowed in my town.
There's a no singles policy.
>>63028931
I pay escorts so I don't go to the cinema alone.
>>63028968
Recently my local theatre changed their no singles policy to a single section policy. It's fucking degrading having to sit with all the other friendless losers but they don't want regular movie goers to feel uncomfortable. It's better than not being able to go at all I guess, wish I was joking fml.
>>63028931
Yeah once whilst waiting for my gf (worked in a big shopping centre where there was a cinema). Think I watched some part of the meet the fockers films. Was pretty embarrassing, I got the whole middle row to myself but there were 14 year olds making a lot of noise, somewhat ruining it for me.
What a waste of £12, should have just wandered around eating fast food or something.
>>63028931
Yes, very often.
I was badly injured in a fire when I was young, and have never had very many close friends as a result.
I don't mind though. I am used to living this way.
>>63029044
Besides, I have you guys to talk to! And it doesn't matter how I look on here. I can always shitpost with the rest of you!
>>63029001
Be thankful, mine has you pick a buddy and you have to hold hands in and out for security reasons , you don't have to once you are in
but you have to sit next to them
>>63029009
Metrocentre?
>>63029058
yeah whatever dont get fresh bitch
>>63028931
same, me on the northwest
>>63029130
Trafford..
University gf, shithole.
>>63028931
I do this all the time. Serious question: is this just a robot meme or is there a general social assumption that people should only go to watch movies with other people?
I mean, most of the screenings I attend are matinees if that helps.
>>63029194
what if i told you that i had my sister tell the whole cinema staff that i am severely retarded and crippled. this was i roll in my rented electric wheelchair for free BUT pranks get pulled on me all the time. once i was given piss to drink and i drank it coz otherwise they would know i am actually a normal man. anothe time an alpha came in my hair
