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Colonel Rhodes confirmed dead
Looks like an ape in the costume.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uVdV-lxRPFo
New trailer for civil war.
I was underwhelmed to be honest
Does it happen in-game?
>>63025711
lmaoooo
>>63025711
truggered
>>63025696
wow, who fucked him up?
>>63025696
>it's a tony acting morally superior after building an evil robot that nearly killed all humanity movie
How the fuck is Cap getting signled out as a vigilante when this billionaire has a personal with more firepower than an F35?
arent you a bit old to still watch capeshit?
Why is ironman a super hero when he's just a regular guy in a robot suit?
>>63025766
>more firepower than an F35?
Yet it looks like he's getting rekt by two a guys barely stronger than a serious lifter. Capeshit stuff is so bad at keeping any kind of power level logic it baffles me.
>>63025798
Thanks for missing the point of my post so you can autistically rant about da evul capeshit, nigger
>>63025728
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
HYPE
Y
P
E
>>63025728
HELLA
FUCKING
EPIC
>>63025786
Why is Black Widow a superhero when she's just a regular girl in spandex?
>>63025819
>dat triggering
>calling others autistic
thanks for making me laugh so hard.
how does the superhero registry affect capt america. He has no powers
>>63025728
Looks shit t-b-h f-a-m
>>63025888
cap wants to do whatever the fuck he wants, outside of the law.
After building Ultron and seeing how he fucked up, he wants to become responsible and do everything according to the law.
>capeshit
>why is this allowed?
>>63025952
*Tony
>>63025696
That new Iron Man suit is the best since Iron Man 2. The Russos have great taste in design, almost like the opposite of Whedon.
>>63025728
When did Marvel start trying to add some substance to their movies?
Im fucking sick to death of this oversatuaration of Capeshit but this looks awesome
>>63026375
With the WS. I always hated Cap and I still do, but that movie was fucking perfect.
>>63025728
>that thumbnail
>>63025862
She ages slowly and has some degree of enhance physical abilities outside comics and the Black Widow program in Peggy spinoff implies this is the case in movieverse. She's roughly 70-90.
>>63025728
Holy shit the autism is palpable in the comments
>implying good guys die in children's movies
>>63025728
>Rhodey apparently dead
>Tony being beaten by buck
Fucking jobbing faggots
Only good thing about this trailer is motherfucking T'Challa
>>63026395
I pointed it out to my Reddit friends and they perma'd me
>>63025728
Looking Forward To The Movie
WHERE IS MY ANT-MAN
AAANNNNTTTSSS
>>63025798
>Two superhumans
>a man in a metal can
Who wins?
>>63026419
Well, in TWS they say she was born in the 70s, but I like your theory.
>>63026519
This b8 is HARRIBLE!
>>63026395
Looks like a parody. RDJ better die in this if it's his doing. If it's the Russo bros being amateur hacks then they better fuck off.
It's like you guys didn't read the comics. Captain America beats the shit out of Iron Man.
No spider-man in this movie?
>>63026735
>>63026395
>>63026642
>Judging an entire film by one thumbnail in a trailer
>>63026763
He is, they're just probably not gonna blow their load too early and show everyone.
>>63026763
They're probably saving him for later.
Post yfw he only has 2 minutes of screentime
It would be ridiculous for him to survive this.
>>63026825
Luke Cage will save him
SO HOL UP A SECOND.
Captain America goes to war with Tony 'n' co because he doesn't want to give Bucky up? The guy who has killed a bunch of innocent people and is still dangerous?
>>63026783
I'm judging it by the whole trailer, which disgustingly looks just like the Avengers movies. Repeat after me: MADE FOR TV. Where does the budget for this shit go to? RDJ pockets?
>>63026825
That's not his body. He can just roll under a dumpster.
nice to see they're actually trying something different and not generic crap
then again it's only the trailer
>>63026851
I see that as a bit tenuous, but it seems like Bucky is just part of the larger conflict on regulating superheroes
>>63026860
I'll bite.
To be honest I see no bad CGI tbqh, you must be thinking of the Fantastic Four trailer.
It has a different atmosphere than the Avengers trailers too
They really are shitting out these things faster and faster aren't they
>>63026951
i only realized that thor came out 2011
think how much capeshit we've gotten since then and people still eat it up and they make more and more money
>>63026951
And they're getting better too
>>63026951
>They really are shitting out these things faster and faster aren't they
it only feels that way because you're a bitter faggot that can't read a calendar
>>63026825
He was hiding under a dumpster, it's cool
>>63026928
>I see no bad CGI tbqh
Scarlet Witch looks hilariously bad in that parking lot dash, but I'm not talking about CGI as much I am talking about how sterile and plain it all looks. Can't you see it? I'd like Captain America to be done justice. Even considering "hurrr its made to make money dummy" it looks and feels soulless.
tfw you were actually interested in a capeshit movie
tfw the trailer ruined it
>This many contrarianposters
>>63027001
>>63027026
>defending capeshit
is that CGI when they're fighting iron man?
>>63025728
Why is it called Captain America: Civil War and not Avengers: Civil war?
>>63027035
You are still going to see it, fatty
>>63027110
>Being a contrarian
>>63027035
I disagree, though I will admit it's not as bombastic as other trailers. I'm still looking forward to it because I enjoyed the other two Captain America films, and I can't wait to see what will happen next
>they are still making these movies
kill me. just fucking kill me.
>>63027035
Teaser trailer.
CG is unfinished.
>>63027209
you don't have to watch it
>>63025728
>So was I
kek
>>63027233
It was underwhelming until Black Panther showed up and they started kicking Iron Man's ass
>Buckley does some bad stuff
>We must register all Super heroes
>Iron Man not only escalates weapons manufacturing with his suit but also near destroys the world with AI
>He can be on our team
Why the fuck is Cap America even close to being the bad guy here? Does Tony not realise he's become a Nazi?
>>63025696
Black dude dies first
>HELP ME TONY vs. Tony
lmao
>>63025711
>Looks like an ape in the costume.
lol
I was going to call you a racist piece of shit until I saw the flaring monkey nostrils.
>>63025739
please go back to reddit
Some observations:
The scene with Bucky on the bike is in the same tunnel as the one Cap and Panther are running in.
It's Scarlet Witch who is handed the Sokovia Accords.
>>63027252
NAACP will be all over it.
Every time some nigger dies in a movie, Hollywood gets an angry letter from the NAACP. Very effective so far.
>>63027260
>>HELP ME TONY
>>63027288
What is NAACP?
>>63027290
How come Caps fist isn't broken? He just punch Iron Man.
>>63027290
HELP ME VISION
STOP PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH WANDA
VISION HELP ME
THEY'RE HURTING ME
>mfw Baron Zemo shows up for 5 minutes, makes a few quips, then dies
>>63025696
What did he mean by this?
>>63025728
where is spiderman?
>>63026375
>When did Marvel start trying to add some substance to their movies?
>Marvel
>substance
lel
>>63027302
Acronym organization in the US.
"Niggers And African Chimp People"
Its basically the jewish anti defimation league for niggers, except they never get anything done.
>>63027290
this looks like bad ps2 cutscene graphics.
>>63027313
..because he is superhuman and its a capeshit movie.
If Bucky punches Iron man with his "normal" hand be completely ok then Ill call bullshit aswell.
>>63027249
Captain America did nothing wrong
>>63027290
oh my fucking god that CGI Iron Man is beyond terrible
>>63025888
>He has no powers
He's got powers. He's not massively powerful, but he's technically* super-human.
* yes I am autist
>>63027313
He's a strong ass nigga (or a SAN)
>>63027371
because its not finished you autist
>>63027360
>"Niggers And African Chimp People"
sides.... gone...
>>63027331
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>63025888
>Captain America
>no powers
>>63025798
>captain america is barely stronger than a serious lifter
>literally the perfect human being, can bench half a ton and run a mile in a minute
Great, they spoiled all the best parts of the moviem,again
Why is iron man getting bullied at the end of the trailer?
Why would they show that in the trailer in the first place. Feels like spoilers.
>>63027209
Don't fight the capeshit, anon. EMBRACE IT. The sooner you do, the better you'll feel.
>So was I
The feels
how did captain america go the course of an entire world war and many engagements with supervillains with no one managing to shoot him in the foot or anywhere outside the 1/3 of the body his shield can actually protect
>>63027353
Peter Parker right here senpai
>>63027452
that's keky
>>63027176
They're reining in a pretty bloated story and focusing it on one or two characters with others encircling them. I like that that it's a more personal movie without having a zillion political perspectives from other writers on other heroes
>>63027290
>lanklet uprising.webm
>>63025728
lol looks like utter shit
I bet Amerikek doesn't even die
>>63027290
He was a good friend.
>>63025728
If they'd have develop something of a personality to Cap and Bucky in the earlier movies it might be interesting, but this way I just couldn't care less about them
>>63027452
Black and red?
This is 90s ASM art all over again
This is the 13th film set in this universe since 2008 there will be 10 more films before the end of 2019.
I hope that upsets you capehaters.
>>63027260
You meme'd wrong. Its
>SAVE ME TONY
>>63027290
I don't know what you guys are talking about, this looks good.
The Black Falcon looks cool as fuck
>>63027452
Thats Bucky nigger
>>63027410
>>63027386
Hahaha why the fuck are so many shills for this shitty movie?
>>63027422
>No Ant-Man
>No Spider-Man
>No Vision
>No Zemo
>Hawkeye for a split second
>Blink and you miss Crossbones who spoiler alert, is the actual cause of the sokovia accords
>Barely any Black Panther
OH GREAT THEY SPOILED IT AGAIN, GOSH.
>>63027452
That's Bucky.
>>63027545
Their tears are delicious.
>>63026804
Still more time in Amazing SPider-man 2
>civil war
more like civil gang fight
>>63027290
>those fake ass shit forceless punches
>people defend this shit on 4chan
WHEN WILL THE REDDITORS LEAVE. OMG
If this ends up being good, Captain America will have the best superhero trilogy OF ALL TIME
Raimi & Nolanfags btfo
>>63027683
1) It's fucking Disney's MO
2) it's fucking Disney's MO
Why don't they just sic Hulk on Captain America?
Is he in the movie?
OP DIDNT POST THE SPIDERMAN EASTER EGG VERSION https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyGwMqMCta4
>>63027642
That looks like it wouldn't even hurt, more so take you out. He barely touches those guys.
>>63027642
i don't understand why falcon just doesn't grab motherfuckers and drop them from the sky.
that's what i'd do.
>after star wars disney jews will start shilling this piece of crap
the ride never ends
>>63027790
Like what Azrael did in First Class?
I kinda missed few things.
When Black panther is going to be introduced?
Is it going to be tv series like Daredevil.
Will we see daredevil in Civil War? Spider-man?
>tfw the only reason i was hyped for the movie got cut
>>63027819
>When Black panther is going to be introduced?
in Civil War, though he'll have standalone movie after this and before Avengers 2.5
>Is it going to be tv series like Daredevil.
nope
>Will we see daredevil in Civil War?
From the interviews and stuff we can safely assume that we won't see Daredevil in cinema, at least not in Civil War.
>Spider-man?
yes. Introduced just like Black Panther so probably 5-10 mins of total screentime, but will be important.
>>63025696
Claim you're mcufu
pic related is mine
why is she so lovable?
>>63027864
Tv series count?
>>63027864
Claimed
>>63027853
>Spider-man?
>yes. Introduced just like Black Panther so probably 5-10 mins of total screentime, but will be important.
Nice too see that Sony jews gave up and returned spidey rights to someone who can make decent movies at least.
>>63027819
Well, by the trailer, BP will be introduced in this movie. The TV characters are probably not going to appear until the Avengers 3 and spider-man will probably be in on this one too.
Reminder that taking time to shitpost on capeshit for (you)'s is infinitely worse than liking capeshit. Please go pretend to like Fargo or something
>>63027889
Is that Mr Tiggywinkles?
>>63027882
Why? Just... Why?
>>63027864
horrible taste
>>63027864
>>63027864
>>63027882
>>63027897
>>63027946
My mcufu can beat up your mcufus
>>63027977
Dag nab-it.
>>63027252
Thank God
>>63027770
theyll find a way to keep Hulk out of it, seeing as he can murder everybody there save Thor and Scarlet Witch
>>63025728
>>63027889
oh fuck Black Panther gets my dick up
>>63028050
Why?
>>63027946
mah nigga
Post credits dp of hessica jones by panther and luke when?
>>63028071
It's like how Catwoman does it for some people
But in this case she's a manand a nigger
>>63027545
>tattoo
DROPPED
She was fucking perfect but now she's just a slut.
>>63027864
Love that she can fly.
So who's the bad guy? Cap or Tony?
>>63027331
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63025728
>trying to take Cap and Bucky in a close combat fist fight at the same time
>>63027249
Gotta remember Tony will use his relationship to the US army, Rhodes, and even ole Thunderbolt Ross to his advantage.
Really none of the others have anywhere near the connections Tony has
>>63028519
>>63028075
>>63027990
>>63027946
>>63027897
>>63027882
>>63027864
Make way
>>63027757
Nah, the first Cap movie is still way worse than Spiderman 3 and TDKR. At least those movies had memorable and memeable moments.
What if Cap n' Buck are gay?
Using Bucky as the sole reason for wanting to register all metahumans is a pretty flimsy premise. Bucky isn't even a meta he just has training and a metal arm
>>63027642
That is some TDKR tier shit
>>63025728
Disappointing to be quite honest. There's no vibe of the civil war comics, it's too Cap-centric and there are too few heroes on both sides. Also where's Spidey? If they give him a 5 seconds cameo in the post-credit scene I'll be pissed. I hope it's just this teaser or I'll go with DC next year. BvS looks much more promising.
>>63028482
He could just wear his Hulkbuster armor and fuck their shit up.
>>63026375
>When did Marvel start trying to add some substance to their movies?
well they havent yet so I dunno 2018 maybe?
>>63028567
ćuck
BvS will blow this out the water because it's basically Watchmen 2
>>63028567
Her blonde friend was better
>>63028595
>He could just wear his Hulkbuster armor and fuck their shit up.
Really it'd just be to powerful of a plot device if it was used like that but logically it'd be the best armor to use if he's going for close combat with Cap and Bucky.
>>63027452
stupid fuck thats bucky. You seen him running towards the camera in a different part of the trailer with the same clothes
>>63025728
"you were a terrorist in the last movie who killed dozends of people and destroyed a lot and even were the antagonist of the faggot avenger captain america, but now you say you dont do this anymore. we believe you, and forgive everything, why not become a part of the avengers or shit?"
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>63028584
cap was frozen in ice.
How did bucky survived for 50 years.
>>63028050
>>63028675
Hydra kept in frozen whenever he wasn't used for missions
>>63028686
>Black Panther outrunning Cap
theirs a joke to be made there
>>63028691
Ah yeah, remembered that now.
>>63028664
If that was Bucky his arm would be metal.
>>63028736
his left arm is metal.
>>63028736
this better be bait. You see his fucking hand
>tfw yet another Stan Lee cameo
Iron man is right, Caps moral compass isn't the law
>>63028797
that kike will die and they can just cgi him in forever
>>63028809
>it's the law so it's good
>>63028812
>tfw they just recreate this scene with heroes instead and it's the after credits scene of Avengers 3.2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EptTFgqnPE
>>63028834
Bucky must stand trial for his crimes. Cap is being the ultimate sjw here
>>63027290
ASSIST like a motherfucker YEAH
>>63027290
>AAAH HELP ME BUCKY, TONY'S TOO STRONG HEEEEEELP.
>>63028809
They literally made Cap an outlaw putting his friendship with Bucky over his honor and country.
If they're gonna make this revolve around Cap and Bucky's fugitive adventures instead of the S.R.A. it'd be a massive letdown.
>>63028870
oh yeah that shit is fucking retarded.
>making it about some bromance between cap and bucky
>not about the superhero registration act
>>63028714
>Nignog vs whitey
>Implying whitey would ever beat a nig
i thin this fucking movi is going to suck.. wtf there is nobody from the comics
not even spiderman
>more than 20 (twenty) capeshit movies in the next three years
>>63025696
>going against scarlet witch
hahaha, unless Tony can shit out a fucking Dr Strange riding Hulk this shit wont be fair at all
>>63028976
>it's 2015 and it's hip to hate everything!
>>63027290
>Iron Man holds back: The Movie
Think about it, Cap isn't invincible he's just stronger than any human. Iron Man could literally just crush his skull or use that red laser to slice them both in half.
>>63028998
>2015
>not being on the capeshit hype train
>>63028998
Stay mad c uck. Go pretend to like Fargo some more
>>63028976
The fact that this is nothing like the civil war comic is a good thing.
>>63029008
it's not bad, just meaningless. If you can't see that it's all opiate for the masses you're the one with a problem
>>63029052
DUDE LETS RIDICULE EVERYTHING FOR NO REASON LMAOOO
Requesting grabs of Nat with dat new hair.
>no punisher
>no reed richards
loving
every
laff
>>63028944
He was obviously thinking something more along the lines of an allegory for blacks running from the law, or Huey Newton and the rest of the Black Panthers being oppressed and chased out of existence by them. That was low hanging fruit and it still went over your head.
>>63029006
for now at least the Marvel movie universe Scarlet Witch is much more neutered in power levels.
Before everything is over with who knows
>>63029111
it's fantastic
>>63029122
>neutered
>>63028812
>>63028797
Stan Lee died on that tanker 2 days ago...
>>63029126
SAY THAT AGAIN
>>63029150
it's fantastic :^)
>>63029006
MCU Scarlet Witch is pretty watered down...
>>63028714
Panther is chasing Bucky, (not running away)
Cap is chasing Panther
>>63029017
muh shield
>>63029143
well she ain't full warping time,space, and reality yet.
5 bucks says before its over with she'll be able to and Quicksilver will be brought back
>>63029122
>neutered
BRUTAL
R
U
T
A
L
>>63027209
Kill yourself if you don't like this
>no linking good movies
Kill yourself haters
>>63028576
The First Avenger is extremely under rated. I would argue its up there with Avengers and IM as the best of phase one.
>>63027770
Hulk is going to Asgard.
Might as well call this shit Winter Soldier 2 instead of Civil War. Because this is nothing like the comics Civil War
>>63028595
I hope that we don't get another fucking spiderman origin story, everybody knows his backstory by now just like batman.
>>63027176
Because people like Thor and Banner don't give a fuck about whatever Tony and Steve are doing.
I know its going to happen but I'll still get mad as fuck when Black Widow beats up Falcon or some shit.
>>63027176
Because Captain America is the main character and they're not Avengers any more if they're fighting you fucking retard.
>>63026718
>>63027414
And here comes the Captain Ameriweaks defence force. You do realize Iron Man is like 20 times stronger, faster and smarter than Cap and Bucky combined right?
I bet you idiots also think it makes sense for Batman to win against Superman.
>>63029122
>neutered
fucking Strucker
>>63029122
>neutered
>tfw wanda will never bear you children
>>63028318
Why do you think they had to make her start wearing Quake Gloves?
>>63025696
So as same as Boyega dyingin the floor and Rey looking at Kylo Ren right?
Fucking Disney using the same plots for different movies jesus fuck.
>>63026580
Don't worry Cap dies.
>>63027864
Mine is the best
>>63027642
>needs a super expensive top of top super secrit prototype thingy to do what Donnie Yen can do naked
Way to go nigger.
>>63027414
>>63026718
>Who wins?
Tony, duh.
>>63028482
>>63028595
For fuck's sake, his Mark III suit was tanking machine gun fire and artillery shells. How THE FUCK are Steve and Bucky taking him on H2H?
>>63028075
I need to go to one of those cons she does and show her my cum tribute for her.
>>63029312
>I bet you idiots also think it makes sense for Batman to win against Superman.
Well he beat him, he was old as balls too, all thanks to kryptonite and nobody coming to save Supes from it like every other time.
>>63029370
I'm not American but if Iron Man kills that faggot, I swear to god I'll applaud in the theater.
>>63026718
>>Two superhumans
>>a man in a metal can
>Who wins?
durr in the first Iron Man film Tony takes a fucking TANK SHELL in the face like it's nothing and we're to assume that a few punches in the face can knock him out?
this guy >>63025798 is right
Marvel's powerlevels are bullshit
>>63028B382
Both.
>>63029386
That doesn't mean it makes sense. Point is Marvel/DC can't handle power level correctly. According to them everyone can win agaisnt everyone, that's what makes it so stupid.
>>63029258
I respectfully disagree. I recently watched it again along with some of the older MCU movies and it still stands out as the most boring and unmemorable thing in the MCU that doesn't have Thor in the title. Winter Soldier was definitely one of the best though.
>>63029407
>I'm not American but
Why say this at all?
>>63029370
Pretty sure that faggot is confirmed for Avengers 3 so, sadly, he won't get kiled.
>>63029122
Scarlet Witch should be powerful; she's an ordinary girl with awesome power and struggles with it. She's afraid of herself and has to teach herself which is a tough thing to do. Make her too powerful and you lose that because shit gets easy.
My view is that her powers were latent, the mind gem simply gave her the mental resources to access them.
She has a "big transformation" in her powers in CW (and evolution in hand gestures) which is probably what puts her on Strange's radar, as it did in the comics.
>>63029386
You mean when Superman got hit with a nuclear bomb and Green Arrow shot him with a kryptonite arrow? What a retarded example.
>>63029277
Most of the major events in the MCU so far are nothing like their comic origins outside of loose connections and references.
>>63027864
There's just something about business chicks
>>63029436
Because clapping in theater is an american thing.
>>63027176
We should have gotten this instead of Age of Shittron...
>>63027249
>>He can be on our team
He deliberately joins out of guilt, they're asking Cap to also be a good boy and follow suit, but he doesn't.
>>63029441
Nah he just gets revived, just like in the comics.
remember when people first thought Superman died and it even made the news? ha.
Does Steve kicking Tony's ass mean the "AHHHH HELP ME IRON MAN!" meme will finally die?
>>63029455
They were both handicapped in that fight. There's also plenty of other comic events where they fought with both being winners on different occasions. Who really cares though, capeshit shouldnt have to make perfect sense.
>>63029237
I don't think she'll go that far but she may well even solo Thanos.
Strange will teach her how to be at peace with herself and reign in her emotions. Spiritual stuff. That will come into play in third act of IW Pt1.
>>63027260
I thought it was
>AAAARGH TONY
>>63029522
So i guess Captain Murrica can take on the Hulk, too. Why not, it doesn't need to make sense.
>>63029444
Why doesn't Scarlett Which just call on daddy to save her. He could literally crush Iron Man into a tiny cube she could place on a shelf.
>>63029518
post yfw the Russos go full Joss Whedon and Cap gets BTFO everytime they fight
>>63029518
Get reckt Craptain Americry >>63029265
>>63029549
becuase marvel doesnt have the rights to magneto ayyy lmao
>>63029518
hopefully not, it's a good meme
>>63029549
NO MUTIES ALLOWED
>>63029383
maybe they're really strong.
pow pow.
>>63029444
>be me
>civilian, just chillin in DC
>some superhero bitch is on a rampage
>holy shit, pink pulses of pussy power
>avengers assembled
>they surround her
>i'm too stunned to get the fuck out
>watch as they try to bore her to submission with words
>suddenly a man with an old disguise appears
>mfw he flies in with yellow and pink magic things
>"it's okay im a doctor. doctor strange"
>he's clearly not a doctor
>Hot but old african american widow yells at me
>"Civilian! Get to safety! It's dangerous here!"
>retard mode on
>yell back
>"No shit, sherlock!"
>Iron Man and Doctor Strange both reply
>"wat?"
>>63025728
Looks boring senpai
>>63029399
Would be cool if they repeated this motif with their counterpart reflected.
Hawkeye/Widow
Falcon/War Machine
Scarlet Witch/Vision
Antman/Spidey
Bucky/Panther
>>63027290
>just hit him with your fists, that oughta do it
>>63025766
Because Cap is literally saying fuck everything I and this country stands for that #1 bad guy is my friend. They should call him Captain Un-American.
>>63029425
>That doesn't mean it makes sense
Course it does, how does it not? He used Superman's weakness to beat him, simple as that. Powerlevels don't mean shit.
>>63029455
Doesn't matter, Bat still beat him and it's canon, whether you like it or not doesn't matter.
>>63029543
If the writers found a feasible way for him to win, then yeah. But there's a reason that hasn't happened yet, whereas BvS has happened several times with several different outcomes and several different ways those outcomes had been reached.
> All this bull shit about the dangers of super powered people
> There will be no mention of Inhumans or Shield or Quake
> It will focus on the need to "register" twelve people that we already know the whereabouts of.
Why do they fumble the ball so badly...
>>63028976
>nobody from the comics
>starring characters from comics
wut
>>63025786
His brains and his tech are worth more than all the brawn in the world
>>63027290
This CGI doesn't look awful, but it definitely doesn't look great. You can see it's a bit awkward.
>>63028576
First Avenger is literally the best one
>>63027450
Regular people do that all the time.
>>63029637
>it's canon
It's an Elseworld's story. So no, it's not canon.
>>63029543
You only say it doesn't make sense because powerlevels, as if that's the only thing that matters and not weaknesses. By your logic heroes should never beat the nigh-invincible enemy that's a billion times stronger than them, fuck strategy and variety, powerlevels all the way.
>>63029599
3/10 punchline 0/10 setup and delivery.
>>63025786
Because his robot suit makes him very powerful.
wheres deadpool during all this
>>63029643
Batman has never defeated Superman within canon.
>>63029680
Pretty sure the author said that he made that to show that Batman > Supes.
>>63027450
By being a good soldier who got lucky, like all other soldiers that come home physically unharmed.
>>63029691
kickin it with hood rats dmx style yo
>>63029685
well lets see your meme arrow stories then
>>63029518
>Does Steve kicking Tony's ass
hahahaha
>>63029370
>>63029637
He used bad writing giving him +infnity in luck to beat him. That's retarded.
>>63029691
Getting Shwarma with Daredevil, Jessica Jones and Quake.
>>63029724
Good job saying something irrelevant, he could have beaten him by fingering his ass and it still wouldn't change the fact that Batman beat Superman.
>>63029383
because of the government stepping in and monitoring it so they have control of the most powerful weapons his suit and suits he may wear unless sanctioned by the government are severely tuned down.
>>63029703
So? That doesn't make it canon.
>>63029017
>Iron Man holds back: The Movie
Definitely.
It would be so much fun if he didn't though.
>>63029697
But that's wrong, he has bested him in non-canon one-offs like TDKR, as well as canon storylines like Hush, and even in one of Supermans own comics. There's more examples of course but you could just do a quick google search if you really want to see how wrong you are.
>>63029750
Go write a thesis about how Black Widow beating Thanos would make sense.
>>63029549
IMHO Magneto undermines Wanda's character. "Uncle" Chthon arguably made Mags redundant as he is a real source of conflict and danger.
>>63029691
In chains in FOX's dungeon.
>>63029715
How about you take the criticism constructively and try to do better next time instead of getting all defensive right away?
>>63029761
No, only that it didn't actually happen, he said that if Batman actually wanted to, he'd beat Superman. And it's pretty obvious too, Batman has the most powerful weapon in fiction: prep time. He even killed Darkseid.
>>63029579
It was a good meme.
>>63029750
Good job saying something irrelevant. Still doesn't change the fact it doesn't make sense.
>>63029784
Sure Iron Man will just kill his friend who has fought by his side for 3 years
>>63029632
Bucky is like that friend who gets you to do shit you know is wrong.
>>63029543
Cap would fuckin WRECK Hulk.
>>63029599
>>63029685
>>63029823
>be me
>civilian
>for some reason, invited to avengers hq
>in a toilet triple threat with tony stark and stephen strange
>tony: "I hereby name my shit hulk"
>stephen: "My shit is as bloody as Hawkeye should be"
>me: "No shit, sherlock!"
d-did i do it rite sempai?
>>63029632
>fuck everything I and this country stands for that #1 bad guy is my friend
I'd say he's doing a great job of representing a country that supports and finances terrorists states like America, siding with bad people as long as it suits his needs.
>>63029799
>DKR
Non-canon, and Superman wasn't trying to fight Batman.
>Hush
You mean that story where Superman was fighting against mind conrol and Batman broke his hand punching Superman despite wearing a kryptonite ring? LMAO. Batman had to use Lois to snap Superman back to reality before he could kill him and Robin.
>There's more examples of course
Let's hear them.
>>63029804
Anyone can beat anyone in fiction thanks to weaknesses or using x weapon, like how Batman killed Darkseid with an anti-darkseid gun.
>>63029829
> Still doesn't change the fact it doesn't make sense.
Again, the only reason you say it doesn't make sense is because ''muh powerlevels'', as if that's the only thing that matters.
BvS
>guy who can fly and shoot lazers vs human at peak physical condition
CW
>guy who can fly and shoot lazers vs human at peak physical condition
>>63029841
Some of your friends could be terrorists you know.
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>>63029804
>>63029804
She grabs the infinity gauntlet and wipes him from existence.
>>63029864
>like how Batman killed x with an anti-x gun.
heheh
>>63029854
> Hulk just gets bigger and stronger the more pissed he gets
Nothing can wreck Hulk.
>>63029865
>comparing iron shit to superman
>>63029826
Just because one writer says something doesn't mean shit. Editorial gets the last say.
>He even killed Darkseid.
Yeah, no he didn't. That was Superman. Batman got BTFO while killing a host body.
>>63029877
Yes, what about it?
>MCU final boss
>>63029880
Hulkbuster sure did.
>>63029888
>Batman got BTFO
You mean sent back in time.
>>63029855
You're trying to shorten it and get to the point and that's an improvement but the toilet humor feels lazy and the Hawkeye quip doesn't really make immediate sense. Keep trying anon, maybe next thread.
>>63029868
Yeah but Iron Man knows and understands Caps side of this. Its not "mwahaha i want to blow up the world" its "leave my friend alone"
Not exactly worth the death penalty.
That said all iron man needs to do is grab Cap fly up high and drop him.
>>63029898
>You were too tricky for your own good, Thanos!
>yfw Punisher will be the one who shoots iron nogger out of the sky, and nobody will know who did it but you'll get a glimpse of him walking away with a missile launcher
>>63029841
Well he does.
>>63029370
>>63029864
>I've never been in a fight in my whole life and I have no idea how it works
Get as butthurt as you want, it will never make sense.
>>63029898
When will Squirrel Girl get her film??
>>63029910
that's good advise, senpie
now lets see your maymay arrow stories
>>63029931
...what? Why the hell are you bringing a real world fight into this?
>it doesn't make sense because I say so and I refuse to refute any of your points
Typical.
>>63029910
>Iron Man and Strange are chatting
>"Magic is totally real"
>"So Thors hammer that flies and shoots lightning and creates hurricanes is actually magic, not superscience?"
>Thor shouts "No Shit Sherlock!"
>>63029929
>Civil War comic
>Good place to look for consistent characterization and continuity
>>63029880
>Nothing can wreck Hulk.
Except Silver Surfer, Ironman, Thor, Wolverine, Dr Doom, etc.. right?
>>63029908
And turned into a living bomb.
>>63029960
>Why the hell are you bringing a real world fight into this?
OK, you're trolling. Well done, I did believe you were retarded for a while.
Will we ever have a good Thor movie?
>>63029964
I don't think thor says vulgar shit like that
I imagine him being spanked by the mjol by his dad every time he says a no no word
>>63029985
>Wolverine
Sure.
>>63029980
Why the hell are you thinking that ''it doesn't make sense'' matters?
>>63029992
>I'll just call him a troll and pretend his points don't count!
Still waiting for your refutal on >>63029864
Where are Hulk and Thor?
Serious question, aside from Tony and Bruce Just Cu.Ck my Shit Up Banner, has Black Widow fucked every single Avenger member?
>>63029599
Underrated Post
>title is Captain America
>the guy playing Cap isn't the one getting the biggest salary
TONY HELP ME, I MUST PAY BILLS
>>63030047
Thor is off doing his own shit, and Hulk will apparently be in the next Thor movie, too.
>>63030047
Thor is on asgard and luckily manages to come to earth when its about to be obliterated, unfortunately the world is not in danger for this movie.
Hulk is in India waiting for some rude indian to piss him off so he can kill 1 billion people
>>63029861
>Non-canon
I'm fully aware. I specifically listed it as such.
>You mean that story where I made more excuses
Yeah that one. You could even argue that the mind control made Superman a tougher more ruthless opponent and Batman still found a way to win.
>Let's hear them
Seeing as Hush alone invalidates your silly claims, I have no obligation to beat a dead horse. Like I said, a quick google search would satiate your apparent need to be thoroughly and repeatedly proven wrong. But I'm not sure if that's what you really want, or if you just want to continue move the goalposts until there's no more room on the field.
>>63030056
bruce fucked black widow at avengers 2
>>63030056
>Black Widow
She hasn't fucked anyone, except Quicksilver
>>63030056
yes she's a strong independent woman
>>63030056
Don't Black Widows kill their partners? Is Widow secretly Thanos?
>>63030056
She literally hasnt fucked anyone since we've seen the character.
is she called black widow because she went black and then came back because she realised they are subhuman?
is this the little racism hint that disney always has in its movies
>>63030147
B-but I saw that webm....
>>63030084
>You could even argue that the mind control made Superman a tougher more ruthless opponent
No, you couldn't because Superman was fighting against the mind control.
>Batman still found a way to win.
How is Batman breaking his hand a victory? If it wasn't Lois he'd be paste.
The Batfag delusions are real.
>>63030013
>forgetting when Wolverine was about to kill the Hulk under Apoclypse control until he regained consciousness
Cherrypick all you want the fact is the Hulk can lose and has lost plenty of times.
>>63030159
the disney racism is the fact that tyrones are always the sidekicks. they're sub-heroes.
>>63030168
What webm?
>>63025728
>can handle the Hulk
>can't handle two fit faggots with a shield
Marvel logic.
>>63029964
Better, if a bit out of character for Thor. Also, part of the original punchlines charm was having both Strange and Tony answer as if they were being addressed. Work that back in there.
>>63030192
You mean when he was amped with Celestial tech?
>>63030218
The one with hulk and black window...
>>63027290
This whole conflict would be solved if iron man remembered he could fly
> One day while training Wanda cries about losing her family and home feels sad and lost.
> Natasha puts her arm round Wanda.
> "Wanda, what you need is a good hard stuffing of BBC to take your mind off things"
>>63030230
>Cont
>Strange and Iron Man both stare at Thor
>Thor says "Jane's intern uses that phrase commonly. Is it not correct?"
>>63027642
>barely touches them
b-but it looks cool, guys
>>63030086
Bruce can't get it up without turning into the Hulk.
>>63030243
Something from AoU?
>>63030334
That's why she was with him. She wants the BGC.
>>63029122
>Neutered
You're confusing scarlet bitch with black widow
>>63030219
>Regular Iron Man Suit
>Hulkbuster
>Same thing
Retard logic
Also its a fucking movie. Who the fuck cares?! if the one most likely to win won itd be boring as shit
>>63030331
>Momentum from flight and jetpack isnt a thing
>>63029518
Doesn't he die in this one? And like a bitch, for that matter?
>>63030405
His "regular" suit tanks 50 cal. machine guns and tank shells. It's literally impossible for Cap and Bucky to damage it with their fists.
>>63030184
>fighting against the mind control
Meanwhile he was still trying with all his force to kill Batman until he started resisting it at which point he started holding back. Not that it made a difference because Batman kept him at bay the whole time. How is stopping someone from trying to kill you not a victory?
Who cares if they used Lois? Why do you discredit every win of Batmans as some trick? Of course he needs plot devices to win, that's how their fights "make sense". They don't make perfect sense, as they dont have to, but they make enough sense to withhold your average viewers suspension of disbelief. The idea that the sight of Lois in danger would help Superman break out of his trance makes sense.
Every victory of Batmans has used some sort of 3rd party or plot device or planning ahead. That's what the fuck Batman is about. You keep acting like Batman and Superman should/would ever be a one on one fist fight or something.
>>63030235
Yes. Focus on that one name on a random list of people who have beat the Hulk I pulled off the top of my head. The fact that Logan was buffed for his victory completely refutes the fact that plenty of other heroes have defeated him in their base forms.
>>63030420
Momentum thrusts him lightly upward, though. How does that affect anything
>>63030447
>How is stopping someone from trying to kill you not a victory?
One guy was unharmed, the other had a broken arm and barely got out alive despite his opponent holding back. Who really won?
>Every victory of Batmans has used some sort of 3rd party or plot device or planning ahead.
And that's why Batman is shit.
Ultimately, Superman could nuke Batman from orbit if he really wanted to kill him, but plot armor and all that.
>>63030485
Also...he was amped with celestial tech. So anyone with celestial tech can beat the Hulk.
>>63030485
But I agree that Surfer and Thor could beat him. Wolverine can't, though.
>>63030405
>Iron Man can't use Hulkbuster because... just because
Retard logic back at you dumbfuck.
>>63030530
Celestials are Galactus level, so yeah, it's a huge powerup.
>>63030515
Enough momentum to lift a grown man. He lifts then stops lifting, but the pack is still going, transferring all of its force forward.
Look even if its not airtight how much explanation do you need for how a dude with a jetpack can kick two guys in the face?
>>63030520
>Who really won?
I'd say the guy who achieved his goal of neutralizing the opponent. That's typically how fights work.
>And that's why Batman is shit
>plot armor
That's all fine and dandy and a valid criticism of the character, but saying him beating Superman doesn't make any sense whatsoever and comparing the fight to something like Widow vs Thanos is ridiculous when it's been shown plenty of times that there are ways for a Batman victory to make sense if the writer utilizes his infamous plot armor and bat-planning.
>>63030656
And I ask again, which were those times? Because I'm drawing a blank.
>>63030586
Because it shatters the ground when it walks and causes immense collateral damage? Which is exactly the kind of thing Tony is against in this film?
>>63030586
>>63030681
yeah he's kinda got make up for wrecking half the world by creating ultron
>>63030761
>one and a half cities
>>63030761
Ultron didn't do anything except destroy 1 3rd world city. Who gives a fuck.
>>63030782
he also fucked up the world's finance
he probably started a few wars accidentally
>>63030678
There's a couple in the image you posted if you ignore the blatant bias. The poster dismisses the Babel victory for example ignoring the fact that although the Red Kryptonite made Superman stronger in the long run, it was still used to defeat him initially. It really is a terribly biased post overall.
>>63030782
And the capital of Wakanda.
>>63030855
It didn't defeat him. Superman left the Earth because he was afraid he'd hurt someone. If he had gone rogue and Batman used the synthetic kryptonite (which was his original idea) he would have just made Supes stronger and angrier.
>>63027386
Every fucking time....every movie....every game....they said it with the hobbit....jurrasic world....fallout and ds2...how much longer will you believe this
>>63030884
>implying anyone cares about Africa
>>63030884
Ok, two third world shitholes.
Ultron did nothing wrong...
>>63030926
ur mum sure does ;-)
>>63031007
He paid an African warlord billions of dollars?
>>63031063
Still in the third world here.
How many New Yorks and Washington DCs did he destroy?
Zero
That's two less than Cap and Tony destroyed.
Who is the villain now?
>>63030649
yes, forward, yet he kicks the guy on the right pretty much from behind, which would be even less force than if he was just standing. Even the guy kicked from the front falls like he was kicked from the back. Also, why am I typing this since I don't care about the movie at all
>>63031167
The thing is its a 2 second shot in a 2 hour movie. You can watch it over and over again and point out flaws but name a single movie you cant do that for.
Also
Its a fucking movie. Its supposed to be fun! if it looks cool thats fucking enough
>>63030908
That's incorrect. He left because it left him weakened and unable to absorb energy.
>>63031164
Cap destroyed 1 bulding and nobody but the Chitauri destroyed New York
>>63031382
>"destroyed"
they only blew up a couple of cars, didn't even kill civvies
>>63031382
Cap dropped three aircraft carriers on the capital of the free world.
>>63030782
>>63030884
>Tony creates Ultron
>Ultron fucks up Wakanda
>Black Panther joins Tony6 against Cap
BRAVO
>>63029092
I need source for this!!! I've been looking for this gif / webm for so long!
>>63031619
some iron man 2 promo thing
>>63028686
Black Panther looks like a fucking Power Ranger
>>63025888
this is bretty gud bait tbqhmyfam
>>63028567
is that Hobgoblin?
