>how do I know I can trust you?
>you don't.
>"Can you hack into the mainframe?"
>"Easy gramps, this ain't my first rodeo."
>how do i know i can trust you
>explains reasonably why he is trustworthy and how it is in his benefit to trust him
>>63011444
chekd
>It was my plan all along
>you, and what army?
>this one
>>63011277
>protagonist is about to kill villain
>"Go on, do it!"
>"DO IT!"
>>63011378
>and thats not something a man would say.
how sexist and gender normative of them
>>63011444
>how do I know you are not lying about your explanation
it would just take time and if character is dumb enough that they can't make their own call,nothing will work with them
>>63011521
>he is not worth it
or
>I get off on jail torture
>Well what's Plan B
>RUUUUUUN
>>63011378
>how long until you fix it?
>aww jeeze, with the oscillating crembulations and the state of the wembongo drives-
>in siamese please doc
>we're looking at least ten thousand years
>you have 9 seconds
>I'll do it in 4.5
Every time.
>>63011521
>protagonist kills hundreds of nameless henchmen
>finally gets to antagonist
>"I won't kill you"
>"You're crazy!"
>"Maybe we're all a little crazy"
>"You'll never make it!"
>"Maybe, but I have to try"
>I just didn't think --
>That's right, you didn't THINK
>>63011614
THAT WAS PLAN B
>man and women have some of the most disgusting hot passionate sweaty rough sex imaginable
>woman covers her tits in the morning when getting up
holy shit if the actress wont do the nude scene then dont have the scene at all its so fucking stupid
>>63011884
They could just sort it with careful camerawork, or even just more subtle actions on the actress' part. Consciously and conspicuously pulling the sheets up doesn't even annoy me, it just baffles me because it's such an easily avoidable thing.
>>63011764
those are not bad.
>>63011884
whiteknighting women pervades even american media
>>63011954
I don't think you understand the point of these threads
>Romcom/Drama movie
>"We need to talk"
>If you kill him, you'll end up just like him!
>Ancient Rome movie
>Legionaries use testudo formation against cavalry
>>63011691
i love this
>>63012018
>romcom
>love interest is in a misunderstood compromising situation
>"its not what it looks like"
>make zero further attempt to explain
>it works out after some grand gesture
for once id like to see them actually cheat and rectify the situation, the whole unfortunate timing angle bullshit is such a copout to force the audience to sympathize
>>63011992
you post lines that annoy you in movies? sometimes you post the lines you like, usually with a pepe that clearly reflects that you like it
>>63012032
>i have become death,destroyer of worlds
>>63012221
It's not about lines that you like or dislike it's about making fun of ridiculous or common tropes in movies
>>63011277
and then gut him like a pig.
>>63012162
>cue le airport terminal forgiveness scene
>>63012221
>>63012261
Or at least that's what I usually do anyway
>>63011884
>man and woman are sitting in bed right after fucking
>sheets stop at the man's waist, but at the woman's armpit
>>63012374
>the guy lights a cigarette, she steals one. then grabs the sheet and walks into the bathroom and comes out in a bra and panties.
>do you have any idea who you're dealing with?
>You and I are the same.
>I'll never be like you!
>>63012261
well tropes are building blocks of any story. whats the point of calling out ones that are not tiresome? any time I hear
>in English please
or
>I hack the gibson with my iphone
>I need 5 hours. do it in 10 minutes.
Im annoyed by its stupidity , not its commons
>>63012491
yew and ya friends a deaad
>characters walk into a dangerous situation
>"I have a baaaaad feeling about this."
>villain about to deliver coup de grace
>hear gunshot and everyone is still
>protagonist looks confused
>damsel in distress delivers killing blow to villain
>>63011277
>character reads from an ancient book
>awakens a sleeping evil
>>63011277
To be fair, this is something one might realistically say IRL.
>>63011277
>fatherly mentor character dies
>protagonist screams and destroys everything in the room but audio is muted
>movie skips to a scene in australia
>didgeridoo music starts playing
>We're not so different, you and I!
>protagonist's family member dies
>rain pouring during funeral
>the court judge is black and has a moustache
>>63012672
in what situation would you say that unless you where being extracted from a jail cell by a guy in civilian clothes ?
>>63012677
>person gets angry on the phone and throws the phone into the bushes
bonus points if they calmly hang up before doing it
>American college party
>This is how we do it starts playing
>>63012755
>its sunny outside
>"its strange how the world still goes on"
>>63012839
>in what situation would you say that unless you where being extracted from a jail cell by a guy in civilian clothes ?
"Will you marry me?"
"How do I know I can trust you?"
"You don't."
>>63012859
>spring break
>In Too Deep starts playing
>>63012896
yeah I would never marry anyone who said those lines (any side of them)
>"How do I know I can trust you?"
what are you a rape victim or 3s divorced woman?
>"You don't."
take your meds psycho. seriously "big guy. for you' has more chances than those lines
>disaster movie
>character who makes the most sense is an asshole and hated by everyone else
>character has too look up something important in a book
>it's always right in the middle of some some 700000+ pages encyclopedia
I know it's just a minor thing but it happens every time
>>63013014
>Zombie movie
>Infected person doesn't tell anyone they've been bitten
>we're not so different, you and i
>>63012859
>Character takes one shot
>"Brah so wasted XD!"
>>63012725
>scene takes place to mexico
>everything is a hazy yellow colour
>>63013119
That's actually how Mexico is irl t b h
>group of friends going through dangerous situations
>the clumsy and goofy one notices important details but no one pays attention to him
>somebody says something early in the movie
>they say it again at the end
>you just don't get it
>The road to hell is paved with good intentions
>>63013119
>>63013147
south texasfag here can confirm
>>63013457
should just give you back to Mexico desu
>>63013435
>absolute power corrupts absolutely
>Christiam movie
>Nickelback sounding rock music starts playing
>Where's the driver, I don't see him?
>You're looking at HER
>character looks into the camera with a shocked face
>>63013688
>a woman driver?!
>record scratch
>>63013200
>genius pretends to be dumb to fit in
>>63013621
>absolutely freedom is no better than anarchy
