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Whats going on with Steven Seagals hair?
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Whats going on with Steven Seagals hair?
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Implants. Got them a long time ago. You could see him starting to thin in Hard to Kill, iirc.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8
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>>63001898

Just watched hard to kill yesterday. You can see it thinning but it's still looking pretty solid. He manages to hide it for a while after that movie before it starts to look like garbage
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>>63001926
It was either Hard to Kill or that one with Richie where you could clearly see him thinning. Eitherway.
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>>63001889
Its a powder you put on your head. It makes your hair look thicker and hides bald spots. Its like tiny powdered hair that sticks to the base of your scalp to make it look like you aren't going bald.
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seagulls?
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>>63001981
That's not what that stuff looks like.
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>>63001932
JUST
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FUCK
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>>63001889
>>63001932
>wig and spray-on hair
The hairlets here will probably disagree, but he could have just come out and said "I no longer have any self-respect". This literally looks like a cartoon sumo wrestler's hair now.
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He's wearing one of those sticky wiglets that Travolta wears
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I thought the thumbnail was a gravure picture of a butt in a one-piece swimsuit

What a letdown
anybody seen richie
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>>63001889
Buddhist spiritual powers can cause hair growth that looks like this.
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>>63001889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxmiGHaw1ag
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>>63001889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C91IKMDIGjU
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Why didn't he just grow his beard out and start shaving his head? He'd have looked great.

It's like Robert Downey Junior and his ridiculous clown shoes. If he'd just embraced his height nobody would've cared because he's charismatic and handsome, but because he tries to hide it he comes across as pathetic.
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>>63002517
JUST
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>>63002390
It's not only his hair that looks like a cartoon sumo wrestler tbqh
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>>63002478
>British
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>>63001981
it's Toppic. he uses a "template" or has someone do it to create that sharp hairline.
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>>63003055
is there one for pubic hair?
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>>63001889
Looks like standard black spray paint from halfords to me lads, 7 quid job.
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>>63003069
maybe try the nigger black instead of the dark brown
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He was balding already in the early 90's
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>>63001889
>>63001932
That looks fucking terrible. Have some fucking dignity. When I start balding, I'm not gonna try to conceal that shit.
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>>63001932
>yfw steven segull is a trill

SENPAITACHI
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>>63003400
he would actually look much better bald with his beard trimmed down a bit closer.
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>>63003870
He'd look like Michael Chiklis.

>>63002568
RDJ's worried he'll end up in prison again, so he doesn't want to go in looking like a tiny defenseless manlet.
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aging male actors should take a lesson from clint eastwood.
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>>63001889
He's a Dracula
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>>63003400
Bruce Willis had the right idea to just roll with it
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>>63004422
Willis is more handsome than Segal
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>>63004422
>>63003400

Because bald people don't give a shit about anything. They are like the black people of the white race.
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Why is /tv/ so obsessed with actors' hair?
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>>63002478
Can't deny it, had a giggle over this.
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>>63004513

>implying there's anything funnier then terrible wigs
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>>63004513
You clearly haven't started balding yet.
Wait until you do. Wait until you become a hairlet freak like the others.
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>>63004513
4chan losers are obsessed with height, hairline, and dick size
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>>63003222
Damn, he really had to rub a lot of that shit on his head.

If a women touches hi head, does she have a handful of black shit all over her hand, then?
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>>63002478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi07Rdf1r4Y
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Dyed his hair black and the stains on his scalp are still there.
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>>63004555
FYI, hairlets are the ones that try to cover up their baldness. Just like Daniel Radcliffe isn't a manlet but RDJ is. You're a hairlet, aren't you
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>>63001917
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>>63004679
did he cried?
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>>63002478
Very lel
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>>63004711
>You're a hairlet, aren't you

I fear I am balding but it might just be my natural crown.
My hair is certaily thinner on top. You can see the scalp only when my hair is sticking up, though.
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>>63002478
>british
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Nothing, his hair just starts to grow back.
Do you even know how amazing this man is?
>world class champion of Aikido
>world class champion of karate
>former advisor for CIA
>former treasure hunter
>friend with many former KGB who took advice from him
>defeated an entire NY mobster family which name can't be told
>fought Yakuza
>write amazing movies, music, superb actor
>according to him he's half black, half italian, half irish, half dominican, half brazilian
>he always have a word of wisdom for everyone
Seriously, Steven Seagal is not the greatest man ever lived because we already had Jesus, but he's bronze medal for sure.
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>>63002478
>>63004679

>heeeeeeeeeee ruiiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeeedddddddddddddddd iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

youre fucking number 1 hair will grow back after a day you fucking retards
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>>63004971
>Steven Seagal is not the greatest man ever lived
You talking shit about Seagal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxloUBCYuFM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc
>ME WANT DE PUNANI
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