She is now your mom. What do?
matricide
Strong, passionate, motherly.
>>63001597
Fuck her and cum deep inside, of course.
>>63001597
Strike her. maybe more then once. Keep that bitch in line.
>>63001597
Why does all TV series with a family need a cunt mom that nobody likes?
And a shitkid to go along with her.
Stomp her head in then make breakfast
>>63001597
Go fap with her bras and underwear after dinner, of course
>>63001597
Go ask my dad for some crystal meth.
>>63002476
A lot of folks in Hollywood getting divorced?
>>63001597
I would probably grow up to resent women because of how controlling and manipulative she is.
>>63002566
we wouldn't want that to happen
>>63001597
Seriously freak out because I apparently have a new mother that I didn't know about, and she is a carbon copy of the mom in that MitM spinn-off.
But, really. As long as my dad isn't some crazy drug king pin/murderer, I probably wouldn't give a shit.
>>63001597
kek
>>63001597
Get her to sing 'happy birthday mr. president' to me, then laugh at her.
>>63002534
WE DON'T SMOKE WHAT WE COOK
>>63001597
Kill her
AM I UNDER ARREST!?
>>63001597
Ask her to make breakfast.
So much breakfast.
is this jodi west
>>63001597
beat the shit out of her for being a cheating whore
>>63002476
uncooperative, hateful and needy family members are probably the cheapest and most common plot device imaginable
it ensures there's always something that's demanded of the protagonist that they simply can not ignore because "muh family". at the same time you can conjure up the most ridiculous drama scenarios without making an effort. the wife's gonna cheat, the kids are going to break the law and get caught, husband's going to have a harmful hobby (drinking, wifebeating, selling meth)
but all of that shit gets a pass because sometimes you need a lame excuse in order to reach an actually interesting scenario (underachieving middle-aged man cooking meth with a former student). plus sometimes it's relatable because family being a fucking drag also tends to be a pretty common real life occurrence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SIecXaK14s
>>63001597
Post on reddit
So is anyone going to post her tits or not?
Has she ever gotten them out?
>>63002912
That was random and epic.
>>63002852
You do know that cheating isn't illegal right? All it is is just sex. Drugs and crime activity are the actual evil.
>>63003025
it's legal to beat the shit out of your wife if she cheats
>>63003067
If you're a boring, unlikable man you deserve to get cheated on. Cry more.
>>63003067
No it's not.
>>63003116
Why so toasty, McRoasty?
>>63003122
You wouldn't though?
Bump for big fat mom tits
>>63001597
Phone my real mum I miss her ;_;
>>63001597
Wonder why my Mom is only 10 years older than me.
Stay away from horses.
Also, OP sucks cock by choice.
Go out and destroy my grieving aunty's anus
Creampies, both vaginal and anal
Fuck Ted.
Beat her to the punch.
>>63003858
this 2bh fäm
>>63002728
Underrated post
>contracts cerebral palsy
