What would you do if you were in his pos...
Fuck I can't even finish trolling it hurts too much...
>>62997242
I only have sex like half a dozen times a year, honestly I don't give a fuck. I've got a career.
>>62997278
I only have sexin my dreams ;_;
>>62997278
Are you a pornstar?
If you make it past 3 months you pretty much stop giving a fuck.
40 days and 40 nights without a drink would be torture.
>>62997293
I thought you wrote "streams" for a second as in camwhores
I got chills cause you would have been way too close to my own life
>>62997297
Uh no.
I'm a be a tranny soon doe
>trolling
hahahahahahahah epic man epic
>>62997293
>In dream
>About to have sex
>Shenagians happen which prevents dream sex
>Wake up
This happens every fucking time. What is this called because it's pissing me off.
>>62997688
Anxiety
>>62997688
Virginity. desu senpai
>>62997242
Since I'm a Grand Wizard would be no problem at all.
>>62997688
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE
>>62997278
He wasn't allowed to fap either.
>>62997242
>this fucking thread again
You now realize that the movie is about a guy who forces himself not to have sex with a woman who really wants to fuck him for 40 days. None of you faggots would make it one hour.
![1432259490310[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ajpCXqz.jpg "1432259490310[1].jpg")
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS
Literally /r/Nofap: the movie
I haven't had sex with a woman in over a year and a half. I used to think the idea was agonizing too but it seriously isn't that bad.
It's not bad being a wizard... you have so much more free time to masturbate.
>>62997242
40 days and 40 nights: A film where a man gets raped by Woman A and has to apologize to Woman B to "win her back," as though it was his fault.
What a wonderfully prescient view of modern gender relations this film managed to show us.
>>62998454
this desu senpai
40 days and 40 nights without sex is easy if you aren't in a relationship
Pretty much nobody is constantly fucking outside of a relationship. Tons of normies go out every weekend and get laid less than 1 in 4. It's basically the only reason relationships exist, people lose their egos and realize the only way they are gonna get it is with a girlfriend so they give up on trying to hook up
>parents leave on vacation
I've masturbated at least 10 times in the past two days for over 8 hours
My come is just liquid now
>mfw 9412 days and 9412 nights
I went 3 months without a single ejaculation when I was in the army.
You pump so much iron your body doesn't even have time to produce sperm. But when I finally did it was all brown and weird. Wouldn't recommend it.
You loose the ability to fap. When you are horny, you can't touch your dick and you have to wait it out. But an 8/10 girl comes around once a month, she stays the night and you have sex. You have no more contact with her until she comes around next month.
Would you make this trade?
>>62998585
>My come is just liquid now
as opposed to a solid right you stupid fuck
>>62997242
you realize he couldnt jack off either right?
no sexual release whatsoever to a person who is used to it probably multiple times a day
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>>62998696
Since it's been almost two years I think I would do that for a couple months and then pass after that. There was a time when I never imagined a possible scenario where sex would be inconvenient but sometimes football's on.
>>62998696
yeah absoulutely, I've already vowed against porn and fapping
>>62997242
Last time I've banged a chick was 8 years ago and I couldn't care less.
how far was he in his nofap cycle when he started imagining naked girls everywhere? that seemed slightly unrealistic
>>62998709
yeah
I always abstain from having a wank for one month before I see an escort. I'm usually unbelievably horny by that stage and it makes the relief x100 times better. Highly recommended.
>>62997688
You get cockblocked in your dreams? Man, that's rough.
>>62997315
I have to agree with this. It wouldn't be torture for me, but it's definitely harder.
>IMAGIEN NOT HAVING SEX FOR 40 DAYS L M A O
normies my god
>trole
THE ABSOLUTE REDDITMAN
>>62997242
Wonder what happened to my career.
>>62999235
lel which one?
Been almost a year for me now
It's 40 days of nofap too
That's something at least
I never understood all of this no fap garbage.
Your sensitivity goes way up making you useless in bed.
You'll be known as a one pump wonder and much to the ridicule of women every where.
>>62999420
The alternative is worse, having desensitized your dick so much with fapping that you can't have an orgasm from intercourse.
Shit, I can even cum from a blowjob. I have to literally jerk off into her mouth.
>>62999420
Nofap is dumb
No porn helps a lot
Also when you fap try to either grip gently or use a fleshlight or something so your sensitivity isn't fucked up
>>62999466
>posts women will never understand
>>62999466
How far down the rabbit hole of porn have you gone? Are you fapping to trannies yet?
Do you think you can get back to normal just by abstaining from porn for an extended period?
>>62999490
Underage detected.
Shut up asshole.
>>62999529
what
how is that wrong
>>62999508
>he thinks trannies are the bottom layer of hell
You have yet some way to go young padawan.
When you have to set some intense encryption system and constantly look out your window for black vans, you've gone too far.
>>62999532
everybody faps to porn however they want.
everone is getting laid.
except you.
>>62999508
Fapped to trannies when I first went on /b/ in the late 00s, wasn't my thing.
Though I do get off on MMF threesomes and DP, so I guess I am degenerate as fuck.
I think it's the frequency, not particularly the content itself that is having the impact. Perhaps diet as well.
After like 7 years of neet life i actually found a 6/10 girl last month. She is horny as fuck and pretty much lets me do what i want with her body.
It's pretty neat for now.
>gets raped
>girlfriend gets mad at him
>has to apologize
>>62999834
post bannable proof
>>62999466
>you can't have an orgasm from intercourse.
this seriously isn't very widespread
I mean think about how many evolutionary failsafes would have to break down before this would become a problem.
>>62999940
LONDON
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>>62999834
Describe the girl or post a celebrity she looks like.
>>62997688
>>62997688
It's called you literally can't imagine a scenario where you're having sex.
>have sex literally every day
>still fap twice a day on top of that
I don't think I could do it desu, I have a serious problem
>>62997761
What's a Grand Wizard? A racist virgin?
>>62997242
Damn, I just realized that Josh Hartnett and Ashton Kutcher weren't the same person.
40 days withouts sex AND fap right? Fap and no sex is pretty easy;__;
>>62997315
No you don't
