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So Jackie Chan, John Cusack, and Adrien Brody walk into a bar...
>John Cusack
>in a movie that isn't in New York
whaaaaaaaatt
>>62990053
Were they blindfolded?
You'd think one of them would have seen it?
>>62990053
>walk into a bar...
in the US. Jackie Chan gets recognized immediately while nobody knows who the other 2 are.
>>62990364
What?
>>62990364
>>62990413
Ah duh
Got it now
I watched it and it was absolutely horrible.
Dragon Blade made over $120 Million at the box office in China. That is more than than both of Cusack & Brody's last 5 theaterically-released movies combined.
Jackie Chan is still doing movies?
Didn't he retire a few years back?
Don't tell me he came out of retirement to star in what looks to be some direct-to-DVD shit.
>>62990519
Typical Americans thinking the whole world revolves around them when movie ticket sales have skyrocketed around the world far surpassing what the American market gives.
>>62990551
>some direct-to-DVD shit.
see
>>62990519
BOX OFFICE : $119,780,000 (China) (18 March 2015)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3672840/business?ref_=tt_dt_bus
>>62990364
>>62990413
explain
>daniel lee going for the jews on sale
chinese people are really smart
>>62990551
he retired from kung fu stuff but not acting as a whole
why the fuck does john cusac still get cast in anything
>>62990621
Damn...
Is it at least entertaining?
Why can't Chinese make a movie that isn't a faggy historical fantasy?
>refuses to be in the highly successful Avengers movie because disagreements over paycheck
>still makes shitty chink movies
Man, Cusack truly is the epitome of cvck.
The Roman and martial arts exhibitions in the city courtyard was entertaining and I am a sucked for historical fantasy but jesus christ was this a cringefest from start to finish
>>62990874
>Cvsack plays a Roman centurion
>cvck
Please tell me I wasn't the only one who found this funny
>>62990794
>Why can't Chinese make a movie that isn't a faggy historical fantasy?
Because Westerners only pay attention to Chinese wuxia or martial arts movies. A comedy named "Goodbye Mr Loser" was released last month in China and it has made over $200 Million at the box office.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy9u43uOKOA
>>62990519
But did it break Little Big Soldier
this is only the beginning. get ready for more american celebs to make movies in China
>>62990621
That's great
>>62990794
What is Shinjuku Incident
>>62990412
brody would on account of Kong
