What would you have done if you were Glenn?
>>62985610
I would have stomped the fuck out of her because she is a chester cheetos.
HAREM
it would be just like my animays
She looks a bit autistic.
>>62985610
Rape and then dispose of her body :^)
>>62985610
Grab her from behind the knees and lock her into a wicked deep boston crab. She would tap out but I wouldn't let go because there would be no refs to ring the damn bell. Baw gawd she'd been snapped in half.
>>62985767
Why? In a post apocalypse setting, a fertile womb is worth its weight in gold pressed latinum.
>>62985610
take her home?
first off as glenn i have a smoking hot wife
secondly shes not really that cute, even if shes old enough in that world
third thats carls bitch, you really want to cross that lil thug?
pushed her out of the door into zombiehorde, shut the door and asked are you gonna be a little bitch or just stfu and follow me
>>62985874
But nobody would know she was even there anon
Literally what happened there would not exist to anyone else
>>62985778
just had a deep stomach kek
>>62985998
>risk Carl not being distracted by a girl his own age so he can kek Maggie
Not on my watch
I would have shot her in leg like Carol did to Mary and the yell WHERE ARE THEY? At her even though it would make no sense in that context. Then I would find a liquor store and get a carton of cigarettes and a 1.75 of vodka and just kinda party by myself for a while.
>>62985610
Abandon her
>>62986072
all it would take is one tip of carls hat and maggie would need to change pants and underwear
bet she hoped in his racecar bed the moment glenns fate was uncertain anyway
You guys are a bunch of bullies! ;_;
>>62986216
Its gonna be great when she pops out that kid and its not half Asian.
Seduce. Can't resist the cunny lads.
>>62985998
carl would know anon
hes been all up in it, he would smell her special brand of pussy on glenns dick from miles away
>>62985778
my sides
I would have told her to take her scary ass to LA to go hang out with junkie and terror barber and magic nigra and the rest of the faggot asses from FTWD where she belongs.
>>62985778
OH MY GOD JR. OH MY GOD.
>>62986220
Whores deserve to be bullied.
>>62985610
slap the emo out of her
>>62985778
>>62985610
Is that kid who stole bullets going to be the new COOOORRRRAAALLLL
>>62986374
>he says from behind his computer screen on a Burmese wine afficionado board as the kid who was bullied in school for being a gay nerd
>>62986463
no he will shoot carl in the eye, but of course he survives somehow despite a good chunk of his head missing
rick will shoot him leading to drama with
his piece of pussy that he won by trial of combat by killing her husband
>>62986254
>>62986630
No, he's probably going to shoot CORAL after Rick kills his bitch mom and bitch brother. Then Rick will probably kill him out of anger
>>62986630
>somehow survives despite missing part of his skull
>he doesn't know that getting shot in the head isn't an automatic death sentence
>he doesn't know it all depends on where it enters and exits
>he doesn't know about modern medicine
>he doesn't know about anything
I'll give you the fact that the doctor on the show is a lot less competent and seems to have a lot less medical equipment than the one in the comics, though, so that makes it a bit less believable.
Also
>implying Rick's piece of ass doesn't get the chop next episode
>>62986699
Zack plz.
>>62986760
> modern medicine
> the apocalypse
>>62986760
Carl is dead, or turn cripple deal with it.
>>62986608
>le german finger painting board XD
Fuck off redditor. This has never been funny.
>>62986955
>>62986630
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage
>>62987009
>he doesn't realize he's using a Nigerian type writing board
you might as well just go back to Reddit now
Carol:
"Hey Sam I only have a few seconds to talk so remember there are no problems in life that can't be solved by killing people. Got it? Ok fine now tell your mother to take this fucking baby because I think Morgan is hiding a wounded man so I am going to go fucking kill him. Remember sweetie just fucking kill people and don't worry about the other bullshit"
>>62986760
gets medical attention he needs for serious head wound
with little medical equipment
with a med student who has to have cheat sheets to understand what an infected wound is
in the middle of a zombie invasion
you may be retarded
>>62987142
Source doesn't exist, photos are a lie.
![The.Walking.Dead.S06E07.720p.HDTV.x264-FLEET.mkv_snapshot_35.57_[2015.11.24_00.43.36].png](https://i.imgur.com/nGCp4Oc.jpg "The.Walking.Dead.S06E07.720p.HDTV.x264-FLEET.mkv_snapshot_35.57_[2015.11.24_00.43.36].png")
>>62987069
Carol's spidey sense was tingling.
>>62987069
how much you want to bet older brother pusses out and younger brother has to let his balls drop and be the one who shoots carl
>>62987168
In the photos Corl is wearing the same shirt as the one he was wearing in the last episode. There is no possible way someone could've known that. Face it, he's getting his shit wrecked
>>62987185
Carol's list for the afternoon.
1. Change babby diaper. 2. Cook some meatloaf. 3. Go stab whoever the fuck is in Morgan's house because fuck Morgan and his pussy ass shit.
Most doctors were the first victims in the out break. There are almost no medical professionals left alive. The chances of you surviving massive head truama is nil.
> hurr just treat a head gsw with advil and a med school drop out!! Durr
Yes, amerifats ARE this retarded
>>62987069
>The only thing that keeps you from becoming a monster is killing
Said to a fucking child. Nice vague bullshit. Gee, I wonder if this is patented Walking Dead "foreshadowing" using their patented Walking Dead foreshadowing sledgehammer.
>>62987311
You're forgetting the powered machines!
>>62987069
Carol is a meme character. Why does 4chan love her so much?
>le abused housewife turns into an unrepentant killing machine
>in only a season after crying when killing a murderous little girl
>"DUDE LOOK AT THE FLOWERS LMAO"
Was that supposed to be a "catalyst" for Carol's change? Because the way the show framed it didn't show it
>>62985778
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN
>>62987493
Carol likes children.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y49bLVeN0
>>62987493
She toughened up in the prison after burning Tyreses hoe.
I didn't like her as much until she BTFOd all the wolves almost by herself.
I know it has become trendy to call things we dont like a meme, but memes themselves have become memes. Memeception.
>>62987633
>She toughened up in the prison after burning Tyreses hoe.
And became a special forces OPERATOR in the process somehow. Because that's how you acquire those skills, by willing it.
>>62985610
DSLS
>>62985610
Tear off her leggings, bend her over and rape her, cumming inside that tight prime teen pussy
no one would ever know.
>>62987370
that line was so fucking bad
>>62987598
CAN'T STOP JERICHO.
>>62987633
>memes themselves have become memes
Memes have been memes all along anon. It couldn't have been anything but memes.
>>62987311
>Most doctors were the first victims in the out break.
Wut, when was that ever implied?
>>62985803
how? When her baby is stillborn and eats her from the inside
>>62987735
She just leveled up after disposing of the bodies unseen, and put all her attribute points in firearms and sneak.
Why is that so hard to comprehend?
Tbh I'd do exactly what Glenn did. Would you really risk losing ASZ by wasting your time raping?
>>62985778
>>62987849
How was it bad? She's basically referring to the zombies. The only thing preventing them from becoming zombies, aka dying, is killing other people who want to kill them.
Makes perfect sense fucktard
>>62987493
fuck you, she's female solid snake
>>62988195
because they're so obviously playing the double meaning of the line and it's obvious they're going for the 'oh no, I've told him killing prevents you from becoming a monster and now I've made him a monster'
>>62988078
I'm gonna let you pause for a minute and ask yourself 'who do people go to when they are sick?'.
If for some reason you cant suss out this brain teaser you could always watch the show or read the comic. Even if you don't like walking dead you can pretty much watch any zombie movie and see it.
>>62988195
>is killing other people who want to kill them.
There's nothing in that conversation that pertains to self-defense.
What now, /tv/?
>>62988466
It would be awkward because I would suddenly get an erection. I feel like that would send the wrong message.
>>62988466
Just let the little turtle killer go. Maybe light her hair on fire when she isn't looking. Little twat.
>>62988466
I'd Bugs Bunny my way out of it
>>62988466
I want her to make love not war
>>62985610
>chop arms off
>chain her up
zombie onahole
>>62988549
This is the only answer
>>62985803
I"m watching DS9 right now kek
Anyone have webm of glen escaping?
>>62987069
Sam is going to kill the baby with this vague as fuck idea
>>62988235
she was back in Terminus season when she was running around the woods. Now shes Batman.
>>62988466
Kiss her
>>62988929
oh gosh :3
>>62985778
BAH GAWD SHE HAS A FAMILY
>>62988466
Her finger isn't even on the trigger.
Slap the gun out of her hand and rape her.
>>62987069
Why does she ramp up the edginess 100x when she's around this specific kid?
>>62988718
>>62989180
the kid is like how she used to be. so she wants him to snap out of it and start killing people.
>>62985778
i kekd Tbh, ƒam
>>62985874
>old enough
it's the apocalypse
>>62989251
really holy shit the writers are such fucking hacks holy shit
>>62985778
>bow gawd
>>62988466
She never intended to shoot him anyway. Her motto is "Just Survive Somehow", so obviously she doesn't want to draw the zombies there. Furthermore that would mean she knows she can't scream.
:^)
>>62989251
>mfw "crawled under the dumpster" is the 2015 version of "Jumped the shark"
>>62989251
Clearly we're supposed to believe they both do complete flips before they hit the ground.
>>62989251
racist ass zombies just ignoring the yellow meat
>>62989482
they dont rike chinese food ;^)
Maybe Carol will kill the one moron samefagging his own dumb ass boston crab post.
>>62989513
He korean.
>>62989643
all rook same
>>62989649
>>62985610
Let her sleep in my bed, while I sleep on the floor. And make her a bowl of eggs.
Did anyone else think it was pretty moe when she was walking around with a bunch of balloons tied to her? I wanna spoil her.
the time the black dude saved the gay dude and the other gay dude with a crossbow when they were trapped in a car at the exact same time they were going to make a "run" for it
>>62990102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOWOr2O4Gp4
Odds on Morgan trying to CLEAR Carol because she wants to kill his house guest?
>>62990137
>surprise zombies!
This show.
>>62985803
>Not wanting to fulfill the prime directive to impregnate a prime woman without the risk of child support, alimony, or other Jewry
Only drawback is having to raise a child. I mean, uh, having to raise a child in after the apocalypse.
Destroy her young, sweetdelusions
>>62987599
Anyone else self-insert into Eugene?
>>62991471
I do. A friend of mine even said Eugene reminds him of me.
>>62991552
I hate to break it to you but he's not really your friend
>>62991700
If you say so.
>>62989741
>>62989649
>>62989643
>>62989513
>>62989482
Is there anything sadder than a samefag laughing at his own jokes?
>>62992397
>it's inconceivable to me that other people might find something funny that I don't because I'm an aspie and my worldview is limited
Who /JSS/ here?
>>62985778
>>62987599
I miss based bob
>>62995470
We got to see him one last time as Tyrese made his way to the land of the dead.
>>62995470
>ywn see Bob, Gabriel, and Morgan toke at the gazebo and discuss philosophy
>>62997516
Le GOAT man who trained Niggatello has to be there as well
>alone in a building with a bangable female
Literally no reason to not rape her and kill her.
>>62989251
lol
>fall away from dumpster
>land with head nearest to said dumpster
>>62987069
What did she mean by this?
>>62988126
eat her with what? soft gums?
>walls have broken
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO NOW?
>>62985778
I heard this all in his voice.
>>62997696
That's not what Maggie would have done.
>>63002917
What did she mean by this?
>>63003135
she meant that Rick needs to stop being such a big meanie
Where is Nicholas's son?
>>62989280
How do i make that f character you did?
>>62985610
Why is Kylo Ren playing a chick in TWD
>>62985610
rape
>>62995470
TAINTED MEAAAAAT
>>63002842
Go t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶W̶i̶n̶c̶h̶e̶s̶t̶e̶r under some dumpsters, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
>>62985874
Lizzie was old enough in that world.
>>63003135
It's ASL for "I disagree"
