>be preteen in early 2000s
>watching comedy central at 2am
>"Warning! This video contains adult content not suitable for children!"
>steel drums begin playing
You are now hearing the theme in your head.
>>62957347
>My pajamas when
kek my friend ordered a couple of videos once and they kept sending him videos afterwards which he thought were free. Turns out they were billing him the entire time, they just never bothered to tell him.
the commercial was actually not that easy to jack off to, but i remember that i did it. everything was blurred and the cuts were like 5 seconds each. but im proud to say i wanked to completion to that shit
how about you anon?
>>62957347
God I miss those commercials
One of the best faps I ever had was a scene where one chick rode the other's thigh kinda doggy-style while she got fingered.
Like, she was getting finger-fucked and was grinding her clit on the other girl's thigh.
I never found it again. Fuck you, GGW.
>>62957521
fuck that shit i'd just watch wild on E!. Great fap material back in the day
>>62957543
What happened to them anyway?
>>62957610
The internet
>>62957610
He got sued to shit for not paying the sluts, apparently. Or maybe he was harassing them. I forget.
>kids these days will never know the feels of having 1990s Cinemax
That channel made me into a man. Many times.
>those "adult chat" commercials featuring beautiful women lying in bed saying shit like "I'm waiting for you"
>>62957646
>>62957610
Yeah him getting arrested and then advocating a porno bailout
http://theweek.com/articles/509677/porn-seeks-bailout
>>62957347
To this day I get rock solid at the sound of steel drums.
The Disney Jamaican Cruise people were not happy with me.
>>62957694
those still play on tv, it's quite sad
Those were weird, the twilight of shitty mail order porn at the advent of internet porn.
>>62957521
Dude, I used to be able to rub one out to the Man Show end credits. Juggies jumping on trampolines!
>>62957694
Kate did one of those
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlCzZLHtYds
>>62957899
>tfw no 1-900 calling from The Swan
>tfw waited with best friend in 5th grade til 3AM to watch this shit whenever I slept over at his house while blocking the door to his room with my body just in case his parents walked in
>>62957899
>Live Links still exists
>>62957395
>zipper
>pajamas
>>62957521
I used to think they could measured it out so that you couldn't get a free sample fap from the commercials with th timing of the cuts.
>wake up for school
>one of their 30 minute commercials was always playing on Comedy Central
>beat off
>too autistic to clean up after myself
>would just cum all on my crotch and pull my underwear up over it instead of cleaning my dick off
>probably smelled like cum for a solid 5 years of my life without anyone telling me
>>62957694
pick up the phoooooone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKdlb5yv5xo
did anyone else fap to these commercials? i sure as hell did
>tfw my sister show me a Girls gone wild in a portable DVD before molesting me
I hope she's rotting in jail.
>tfw watching the south park movie on every new years and seeing these commercials
i wish i could go back to those times
>>62958503
>big sister shows you porn and dominates you sexually
It really pisses me off when people can't appreciate a good thing.
>>62957580
this nigga knows it
>>62958305
i definitely jerked off to third wheel and some other dating show that was flooded with sex chat line commercials. between the callous attitude of the women on the show towards dating and the outright fuck me eyes of the girls on the commercials there was 0% chance i wasnt gonna beat off
>>62958645
is that Michelle Obama?
>>62957521
It was a different time anon. The porn you downloaded from limewire was shit resolution, took hours for only seconds of content, and may not have even been what was in the description.
Imagination and pretty much anything could cause an erection
>>62958503was she hot
>>62958503
I really hope you fuckin die.
>>62958617
She hurt me physically (ripped my frenulum) and emotionally.
>>62958800
sounds hot tbhfam
I remember turning on Spike TV at like 2 in the morning when I was 12 or so and there being some nude modeling program on. it was surprisingly explicit despite her nipples being blurred and shit, but I always wondered what the fuck it was.
>>62958617
Was she hot? Are you Japanese? This sounds like one of my Japanese paper stories
I didn't have cable back then so I never even saw a single commercial for this in my life. And now, it is gone.
I will never have fond memories of fapping as a young teen. All I did was use my imagination in the shower until I was about 17 or 18 when I finally got a computer of my own with internet.
>>62958711
>and may not have even been what was in the description.
Motherfucker that was the worse. Either a file outright lied to you and got some CP or that Bill Clinton "my fellow Americans" shit or it was an .exe or a file you couldn't fucking play in ANY of your media players because you didn't know what the fuck a Codec was. If it didn't play in Windows Meida Player or RealPlayer then it wasn't worth the effort.
>>62958711
Back in those days you would get legit CP 50% of the time even if you weren't looking for it. Just roll the dice.
Better times.
>>62958928
>or it was an .exe or a file you couldn't fucking play in ANY of your media players because you didn't know what the fuck a Codec was
Anon...
>>62959007
Oh, and Quicktime for the stupid .mov filetype.
>>62958928
My fellow Americans, I did not have sexual relations with that women, but I did go to dubya dubya dubya dot...
>>62957347
>>be preteen in early 2000s
>>watching comedy central at 2am
Op had shitty parents. What a surprise.
>>62958711
>lightspeed_university_katies_world_weird_al_-_smoke_weed_everyday_heather_ideepthroat_lesbian_russian_teen_britney_spears.exe
>>62957899
What's the long distance rates to Rivendell?
>>62958800
Gotta lube up, bro
>>62959137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zej3h8WcH_I
>>62958800
>(ripped my frenulum
FUCK
>>62959805
Hey, i'm a pretty lousy president.
>>62958928
does anyone remember the music files that played like a normal song until about 10 seconds in and then they went SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRUOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAHHH
I remember one infomercial for a tape of celebrity nude scenes sorta like Mr.Skin I wish I could find it
>>62958800
Your dick or your tongue?
Good Times, Motherfucker
>>62957521
>not just unplugging the cable box, allowing access to all channels and then watching pure smut
>CNN report on Sex Slaves from Asia
>>62960590
Sex slavery is such a lie.
>>62960655
man explain
>>62957347
Four or five years ago, HDNet would actually show previews of the GGW videos on their channel that included topless nudity. Was weird being able to turn it to a cable network that wasn't a subscription movie channel, IFC, or TCM and seeing titties.
Was also really damn nice. I miss those relaxing Saturday nights...
I remember the first video where Jamie Hammer was introduced. I was in love with her forever from that point on.
>>62960655
dude it's easy, you just get them addicted to heroin and then change their address to somewhere they don't know and then take away all their forms of ID
>>62960306
You ever wonder what became of these girls? Like they'd have to be in their 30s or 40s today, where are they now? Is there a fifth grader out there oblivious to the fact that his stay at home mom took dick on video and that thousands of dudes have beat off to it?
>>62957580
Don't forget Howard Stern
>>62960702
The number, at least for America, is VASTLY inflated. They claim some bullshit like 100,000 sex slaves in America when it's not even remotely close to that. If I could remember which website I got the information from I'd post it but it was weeks ago when I read it.
>>62957674
>fapping
>making you into a man
A ßeta man
>>62957557
Mine was two drunk blondes in a hotel room. I want to say it was from sorority sweethearts, but I've never been able to find it again.
>>62958226
>Not having zippy jim jams
LOL, bet your bathrobe didn't have leather elbow patches either.
I used to stay up just to see those
>>62958291
Fucking hell anon that's revolting.
>>62958503
I demand greentext
>>62957347
>>be 21 in 2000s
>>watching comedy central, E!, Spik TV, and every other cable network at 2am
>>"Warning! This video contains adult content not suitable for children!"
>>steel drums begin playing
You are now Play the DVD that was promoted at $9.99 but you ended up pay $80 for when the Jew creator of the Reality porn dvds wouldn't stop sending you a new one in the mail every fucking month while charging your credit card
>>62959752
wrong girl idiot
>>62958705
Brooke Burke before she got old, had a baby, and got cancer
>>62960072
My god. The memories.
>>62961195
The first dvd they plugged in the tv adds was $9.99 but ones they would keep sending you every month were $27.99. Good luck getting them to stop sending them without taking it to court.
>>62961195
Columbia House says hello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvKuT__zNZ8&list=PLCF12D90C798514E2&index=1
I thought I stumbled on softcore as a kid
>>62957347
>Watching late night Cartoon Network/ Comedy Central
>Commercial Break
>CD Compilation commercial starts
>TFW you've seen this commercial almost every break
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mbZcTXgOss
>>62961091
Yeah there's some feminist bullshit in it, true dat, true dat
>>62961346
>actually paying them back
>not signing up under fake names
>get all the cd's
>wipe ass with angry letters threatening to take you to court over CD's
>still have those cd's
>>62961267
She was the host of "Wild On"
Remember when late night cable tv would air hot shows like Hoard Stern with a new naked porn star every episode or Wild On.
Remember Mtv Spring Break shows that would show close ups of dancing beach girls in g-strings at 4PM after school.
Ever wonder why it all stopped and E! (and other cable networks) turned in to a full blown 24 hour Celebrity Fashion netowrk..
>In the early 2000s, most cable networks came under new female management , and they decided to go for a more "general and upscale" viewership. This meant many of long-running sexual late night shows were either overhauled or canceled – Wild On ended up among the latter. The network shortly relieved Brooke Burke of her hosting duties.
>>62961608
>The picture that made me kidnap, rape, and murder many children in my area
...Anon?
>>62961608
>channel 1 was some french station
>my brother and I used to call it the french channel
>go on it one day
>it's some chick with tig ol' bitties painting a wall with her tits
Fucking French
>>62957694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8
>not watching samantha brown on travel channel for some daytime faps
>>62961826I know, I know. Everyone at that time got that shit.
>>62961598
Got a bunch of DVDs and CDs this way. Have yet to pay a dime for it.
>>62961821
i'd like a large kekkeroni pizza plz
>>62961826
mega link?
>>62960999
>>62957580
My nigga
>>62961466
>tfw no absolute 80s on constant loop
>>62958800
>ripped my frenulum
How the fuck did she manage that?
Kid now of days can get hardcore porn on Instagram. I miss staying up till 2 to watch cathouse on HBO
>>62961608
Reminder to report the person that posted that to the FBI and INTERPOL like I did.
>>62961608
>>62961826
>>62962016
The party van is on the way
>>62957580
>dick in hand
>hold on coming to a decent bit in hope that something better comes along
>it never does
those were the days
>>62957347
>never really jerked it to this because back then I humped big pillows until I came
>>62957580
>wild on E!
You hit my nostalgia button. Ow.
>>62962320
Me too, simpler time.
>>62962016
Big brother is watching anon.
Big brother is watching.
>>62960999
I once found my sister's homemade movie and a few nudes. From around 12 years ago, if not older (she might've been 17 on it), on VHS along with photographs, which could be from anywhere 13+ years ago to 9 years ago.
Her boyfriend (now ex) gave them to me when they broke up 9 years ago.
Fucker forgot it was homemade porn, he found the tape and wanted to throw it away, but I saw him and asked if I could have it (fuck me I was a like 14 at the time) because it might be a good movie. Stole the photos from their desk when I accidentally found them while searching for God-knows-what.
Scanned the photos and ripped the VHS to video.
Also found photo's from the last couple years for her now-husband.
To date, I have three of those hundred-discs storage bags full of burned discs plus a backup on every cloud storage I got, plus my external HDD, all usb sticks have at least three backups, hell might have even posted them to /b/.
She now has a four year old son. I plan on showing it to him when he's 16.
Then I'll either swallow cyanide or flee to Australia.
I even have the original VHS too, along with the photo's. I've been wanting to rent a safety deposit box at a bank for them.
>>62961639
>Ever wonder why it all stopped and E! (and other cable networks) turned in to a full blown 24 hour Celebrity Fashion netowrk..
wait wait wait
i could have sworn it was bcause of backlash for the 2004 superbowl nipple show
>>62958122
I did the same thing. We never actually talked about doing it, just silently understood we needed to stay up and see some almost sort of naked women
>>62962399
MADMAN
>>62962399
So you gonna post an imgur album or what bro?
>>62961639
As you notice new digital antenna shows slowly emerging to revive cable's glory days like MeTv is to the old TV Land, LAFF is to the old Comedy Central, BOUNCEtv is to the old BET
24 hour music video channel when?
>>62961046
>dat Howard Stern show on E!
great fap material right there
>>62961866
YES
>>62962399
Literally Edgy about my sister doing shit no one cares about when we were younger so I'll hatch my beta passive aggressive revenge plan because I'm too much of a bitch to tell her to her face I was mad she told on me for sucking off the cat when I was in 8th grade: The post.
>>>/r9k/ is that way abnormie guttertrash
>>62958928
I never understood that bill Clinton shit. I'm 26 now and was young when livewire and downloading livewire pro from livewire was a thing. I got cp just like any guy my age. What exactly were you downloading though to get Clinton?
>>62962320
I humped carpets desu.
>dat friction
>>62962399
Pics or it didn't happen
>>62960714
They also showed the hottest girl on America and the other Artman show which usually had tits
I know cause I jerked it to them
>>62962548
I never got CP, but I got a lot of copies of LEGENED OF ZELDA SISTEM OF A DOWN LIMP BISZCUT NIRVARNA NINE INCH NAIL TOTALY LEGITTTTT.EXE
>>62962546
Wow, projecting much there bruddah?
>>Flapping to wild on E!
I thought I was the only one anon
That and watching Howard Stern o yea....
Any one remember watching scammed porn? Sometimes, late at night you can see the first 5-10 mins before it become scrambled. I remember back in 2001 where they completely forgot to scramble the porn for a couple of days those where the days.
>>62960655
This. I've been to the seediest parts of the Internet. I've fucked a couple teenagers when I was a teen. If there was a place to fuck teens for money today I'd know it.
>>62962189
Eh, wait a while. I need to figure out how Imgur works.
>>62962546
The fuck are you even talking about?
Shit I love my sister and I'd bang her hard if I had the chance, and she's quite a looker (compared to me).
I just want her son to know how his mama was quite the chica.
Man I wanked to that shit hard. Still do.
>>62962612
No. Burn the tapes or you are literally exactly what I just described you as, you fucking homo.
>Not wanking to Showcase on Friday nights
>>62962320
It's weird how boys tend to do the same things. I thought I was so fucking weird for this.
>>62962624
>Flapping
Duck pls go
>>62962588
Then after that I humped through girls wearing jeans. I thought it might ruin my dick so I started convincing them to fuck for real.
>>62960362
>smut
>>62962624
There was some show on E! hosted by some bikini model about all the best part locations, spring break places etc.
That shit was great
>>62957521
>the commercial was actually not that easy to jack off to
Oh please. This is what I use to jerk off to.
>>62962659
Seriously, the only people I know who hump pillows aregrills.
>>62957610
That dude made all kinds of enemies. Last I heard, he had a warrant for arrest issued by the state of Nevada for 30 fucking million in unpaid gambling debts. He was also blackmailed by an conman who broke in his house, shoved a bound him, shoved a dildo in his ass and recorded him admitting to varying degrees of gayness. Life has not been kind to the douche king of drunk titties.
>>62962659
I thought I was weird to when I did it. I guess what we take away from this is if we have male children...keep them the fuck away from our pillows.
I'm serious.
>>62957862
Me too
WHO /BET UNCUT/ HERE?
>tfw fapping with one hand and other hand is on remote ready to press "back" button in case anyone came in
>Reflexes to select "exit" to remove the previous channel preview
>>62962502
>she goes to a warm locale with water attractions
DIAMONDS
>>62962659
So did girls. My friends from back then caught me and still call me the nickname they gave me, most recently on my birthday on Facebook and my coworkers asked what it was about and of course they told them so now I'm known as "Pilly" at work. Wake me up inside.
>dem Maury episodes of TEENAGE SLUTS/ OUT OF CONTROL TEENS
oh man they would come out with the sluttiest outfits great times
>>62962692
How? That creepy dead eyed doll haunts my nightmares 20+ years later.
>>62962689
And as I recall she was getting sort of old. But still looked aight in a bikini.
>>62962739
how did I forget such an important part of my childhood?
>ADULT CONTENT
>CONTAINS NUDITY
>Herewego.jpg
>>62962546
Hi, roastie :^)
>>62962697
Is that true?
>>62960714
They weren't just previews, they had a whole GGW show made exclusively for HDNet.
>>62962761
I can't think of her name. I keep thinking of Summer Sanders but that was the host of the NIckelodean game show Figure it Out
>>62962635
>getting thia mad over someone you'll never know
Not him btw
>tfw youngfags can look at porn at any time on their phones and will never know how it felt to be on dialup waiting five minutes for a picture from thehun to load so you could shoot your load
So do parents nowadays make their kids' smartphones child-safe to prevent them from googling porn?
>>62962747
>it's a the resort has a full spa and she gets a massage episode
>>62962834
>>62962798
Same /r9k/fag kill yourself your kind is gross as fuck.
>>62962841
probably not
>Downloading porn on Kazaa
>Click preview every minute to watch an extra frame of the video
>3 hours remaining
>>62962399
You must really hate your sister
>>62962320
>mfw I still do this sort of by just pulling the blanket around me and making the extra material into a psuedo-pillow and humping it
Honestly so much easier than actual jerking off, and you don't even need lube.
>>62962835
>not pichunter
>>62962835
>>62958302
>Dat big 90s hair
Oh I fucking miss that style so much.
>>62961125
The two hot dykes? (one of them freaks out and stops going down on the other chick?) Ultimate Summer Break.
>>62961126
>leather patches on silk
>>62962399
>Then I'll either swallow cyanide or flee to Australia.
Because his mom had sex as a teenager? I don't get your point.
>on Newgrounds with cousins
>see there is an adult part of the site
>gt idea to go through it when sleeping over at thir house and they were asleep
I fapped to that adult section more than I care to admit
Then I found the world of free porn thanks to badjojo.com
>>62962900
I don't remember anyone freaking out... just a very real drunk girl orgasm.
Its is entirely possible I never made it that far through the movie.
>>62957521
>how about you anon?
I admire your dedication.
but I would have just gone and fapped to something I normally used like music videos
>>62962863
Na blud
>>62962835
>thehun
my nigga
>>62961337
>Good luck getting them to stop sending them without taking it to court.
You just call your credit card company and change the number buy saying you lost your card. It's how I got this shitty gym to stop billing me.
>It's a your dad asks why there are smudges on the TV and you blame it on the dog and the dog looks at you while your dad swats it with the paper like "I know it was you ya filthy little pervert imma eat your legos later" episode
>>62961434
this fucking bitch's juliette-lewis-looking face has been permanently etched into my brain
>>62962748
>I'm known as "Pilly" at work
my sides
>>62963013
>Dat titty drop
Harder than any dubstep ever.
>>62960306
back in 2011 i helped my dads buddy clean out his dads house after the old man died, and he had at least 45 different girls gone wild type VHS tapes, porn vhs tapes in german, the bionic tranny fisting series, and unmarked tapes hidden behind a removable piece of drywall behind a dresser.
his son smashed them all before i could get my hands on them to sell on ebay.
>>62962807
All the links are from tabloid-ish sites like Gawker, so take it how you will. Throw Joe Francis blackmail into google and decide for yourself. The gambling debt is verified though.
>>62963046
that's tragic
i will never enjoy masturbating as much as i enjoyed it back then & ill never get laid either
life fucking sucks
>>62962761
Brooke Burke I think hr name was
>>62963046
>tfw you cleaned out this old guy's garage and he had Traci Lord's early work on VHS
>All of it
Some shit with a chick fucking a ton of barnyard animals and weird voodoo fucking orgies and shit too. Not that I watched it or jerked my teen dick to it or anything.
>11:00
>Put on E! for Howard Stern
No cable show will ever be as based as this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ysVpqLM1M
>>62963131
I've had sex and that feel still sucks.
>>62962592
>>62962482
Here's the stuff.
Where can I upload the video?
Pomf.se got shut down.
>>62962951
Nah, but if the fucker rats me out I could end up cold in a ditch somewhere.
>>62963013
What's the source anyway? Loved that .gif
>>62962852
>>62961608
post it faggot
I remember trying to cum during the part of the commercial that showed the most tits. Then it would cut to dudebros screaming at spring break and fuck everything up.
>>62963236
>fuck everything up
>Not: Make me cum harder because they are cheering me on
What are you gay?
>>62963286
KEK
>>62963147
the old man had a SHITLOAD of Savannas stuff, Chasey Lain, and the filthy first timers series from #1-25 or so, lots of diablic hardcore, old school hard BDSM, piercing torture stuff, scat.
that smelly old fucker had lived in squalor to afford all these on hardcopy.
best thread on /tv/ in weeks
>>62963286
/fit/ pls, clean and jerk doesn't work for everyone, some of us just don't have the test
I feel pretty lucky to have had a bunch of movie channels like starz. I remember waiting hours and hours till past midnight to watch some shitty movie that probably had 2 minutes of nudity in it. And all the while I would be switching back and forth to some innocuous channel in case my parents came into the room. Whatever channel it was didn't have softies on it like Cinemax.
The first one I can remember was about these people on a desert island and it had Billy Zane in it.
>>62961598
>my brother answered the door right when mailman dropped off box of movies
>walk out of room and before I could stop him he said 'no this person doesnt live here'
Lmao
I literally put the name Tyler Durden on it, I had a nice little collection of DVDs back then, that order I remember having Kill Bill 1&2, first 3 Harry Potters, and Black Hawk Down, and some other ones just to fill in the space. Never paid for em, and never got anymore after that, they fucking stopped shipping em to my address.
>tfw I actually paid for BMG CDs though
Hey I got a shit load of CDs.
>>62963212
Try https://mixtape.moe/ and it's from Spring Break 2005 iirc.
>>62963214
>tfw you will never be the Caribbean cabana boy she invites back to her room
JDIMSA
>parents were dumb and let me have cable in my room from day one
>watched Talk Sex every night on Oxygen Network
I literally knew more about sex than any seventh grader on the planet.
>>62963470
I legit told family members that traveled from far away and I hadn't seen in years that I was too tired to spend time with them and then went in my bedroom to jerk off to Emannuelle In Space on Cinemax for like two hours.
>>62963580
I'm beginning to realize how bizarre my childhood was; me, my mom, dad, and brother would watch Talk Sex and goof on it as a family MST3K style. I was 13 when that happened.
The weird thing is you'd never expect it as I came from a conservative family.
>>62963580
>>watched Talk Sex every night on Oxygen Network
I just waited till that old cunt show was over and watched Bliss
>>62963702
Shit, we used to do that with Howard Stern on E!.
>>62963707
Fuck yeah. Remember Undressed on MTV?
>>62963702
your mom was probably a freak in the sheets
>>62963580
post yfw you learn that Dr. Ruth was an israeli sniper
>>62963580
Me and my friend stumbled upon that shit in 9th grade. We found it so funny that we quoted some of the shit she said for years.
>>62962399
>>62963504
Aight, thanks.
>>62963212
>>62962482
>>62962592
Just noticed I didn't post the Imgur album so I have to fucking reupload it, fuck that I'm .7z it.
Here's the video's at the very least, had to cut out the distorted parts of the VHS recording, so I made it two files.
File 2 is a .flv since I uploaded it to /f/ one blue moon. Couldn't find File 1's .flv version, quality - filesize didn't really matter.
https://my.mixtape.moe/fuefqk.avi
https://my.mixtape.moe/iwckjl.flv
And the images:
https://my.mixtape.moe/jimhgt.7z
Enjoy.
>>62963750
>Undressed on MTV
sadly i never watched it ;__;
but my brother and his friends were talking about the lesbian cucumber episode and ever since then i developed a fetish for girls fucking inanimate objects like vegetables or random objects
>>62963827
Dam son, appreciated
>>62962415
In part yes that didn't help as it forced networks to force censor themselves. Like Mtv not airing Britney Spears Toxic music videos until after 11Pm without even being asked to by the FCC.
New management was also the reason TNT pulled the plug on Joe Bob's MonsterVision. He talks about it in a youtube interview.
>>62963939
>without even being asked to by the FCC
FCC doesn't have any jurisdiction over cable anyway
>>62963827
many thanks
>>62963847
I have loads of those episodes on dvd. They guy who played Tommy the Green and White Ranger was in a few Undressed episodes.
>>62962399
you should start printing off frames from the video, and mail them to her, or take pictures pf your jizz on the picture, so no dna evidence, but maximum psyops effect.
>>62963827
nice
>>62964055
titcow was also on Undressed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2eY5qvJvaw
>>62963827
dayum, son
>>62963827
>>62963827
>>62963961
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>>62964035
how do i open up the pics? what program do i use? please help
>>62964292
Fucking google the file extension.
We're not spoonfeeding, learn to do something yourself.
>>62964292
First day on the internet?
>>62962852
this post made me laugh more than you can ever know
>>62964292
Pretty sure there is a button that says "find what program opens this file online" if you don't already have one installed.
My first fap was to a naruto hentai flash game on newgrounds when I was 14
>>62962835
>ywn fap to 50x50 pixel images painstakingly downloaded on your mobile's shitty wap connection while on vacation
Can't say I miss those times.
>>62963827
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKIN MADMAN
>>62962689
wild on/ descontrol and telomundo for butts.
>>62964371
Not my first but that was one of my favorites. Was it the one with Tenten and Temari?
this model was my favorite. she looked like a girl i went to school with in 8th grade
>>62962835
>tfw youngfags can look at porn at any time on their phones and will never know how it felt to be in a tree house waiting years for your brother to move out so you can get his penthouse magazine so you could shoot your load
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>>62964357
figured it out
damn anon your sister is hot
>>62964292
Dude.
You don't have the extension installed? You better hightail it to Mexico and never come back or your ass is grass man
>>62964557
No 8th grader looks like that senpai.
And you can believe I've looked at a lot of 8th graders.
>>62958291
cum smells?
oh fuck
>>62963827
Isn't this fucking CP? Enjoy your jailtime with Jared or Ahmed you fucks.
>>62964555
Yeah
But the main one I played was like a quiz or some shit that gave you nudes for getting correct answers
>>62957395
You have a zipper on your pajamas?
>>62964605
Nope, this is all 18+ lad.
After she moved out.
>>62964557
Jaime Hammer
No hardcore, but some good stuff out there.
>>62962835
>>tfw youngfags can look at porn at any time on their phones and will never know how it felt to have to search every nook and cranny for your dad's Penthouse collection so you could shoot your load
And you were lucky if it was a Penthouse. I pity the people who only got Playboy or less.
purty girls USA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stVRwES_Emc
>>62963827
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>62962399
Blackmail her before you an hero bro. Have of last hate fuck and leave this shithole.
>>62964637
>He didn't wear footy zippyjams while eating tendies he got from saving up good boy points well into his twenties
LEL LOOK AT THIS LOSER HE'S PROBABLY NOT EVEN AN AGENT OF CHAOS
>>62963827
There is no way this girl is older than 18. If only I knew how to report shit on 4chan... (That's a super subtle hint asking how to report on 4chan. I'm still kind of new here.)
The Howard Stern Show.
They'd have some bitch that made money with her tits and she'd pull them out, they would, of course, be censored, but the mosaic was always very fine and I could make out her nipples.
I don't think I ever suffered the trauma of climaxing while Howard was on the screen.
>>62964633
That was a good one too. Even though the idea of it seems fucking retarded now.
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>>62964591
like the face and hair, just similar.
you know what I mean.
>>62964672
>Bronstein
OY VEY REMOVE YOUR CLOTHES GOYS
>>62962189
>cathouse on HBO
Holy shit. I wish Isabella Soprano did more porn. I was in love with her.
Also, Real Sex was great when it wasn't weird.
>>62962692
first fap
>looking for fap material
>"pants off dance off"
>hmmm, ok
>>62964728
Except she is. This was after she moved out, so she had to be 19 at the least.
You've never seen a woman naked, have you?
>>62964782
Yes. I completely forgot that I used to fap to that all the time.
>>62964790
>You've never seen a woman naked, have you?
wheredoyouthinkyouare.bmp
>>62964766
>Real Sex was great when it wasn't weird.
>tfw you kind of wanted to bang the clown chick
>tfw the episode with the girls trying out the male sex doll
>mfw that was the first time i ever saw penetration
>Their first fap wasn't in their grandparents attic while looking at pictures of their grandpa when he was in WW2
I got caught doing it again a few months ago and now I can't go home for the holidays. Worth it.
Anyone have the link where Cindy Margolis talks to Stern about her and her husbands sex life?
>>62964560
Imagine life in the 1800s. You're fourteen. You live out on a farm in the middle of nowhere. All you've got is the faint hope that one day a girl will wander past your house. And when that girl comes you're going to need to either marry her or memorize every detail about her because that is who you will be masturbating to for the next six months.
We, the perverted filth of humanity, have come a long way.
>>62963827
someone just post something on here please. downloading things is scary :x
