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Post actors playing our real occupations. I'll start


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Post actors playing our real occupations. I'll start
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Anyone who fits the 'not quite a deadbeat, but about to drop out of college' role.
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>>62956310
Bill Hader in Knocked Up.
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>>62956428
my sides
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Just fml
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>>62956428
i don't think being an autist qualifies as an occupation.
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not the going to other planets part, just the egyptology part
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>>62956461
I thought it was One Hour Photo from the thumbnail
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>>62956475
You obviously haven't seen me at work then
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>>62956626
i dont believe you
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Justin Long.

I'm going to kill myself soon.
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>>62956724
>I'm going to kill myself soon.
Please don't.
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>>62956666
You're in charge here?
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>>62956666
Cool whats it like working for the CIA? How many people have u killed? Nice satanic quints.
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>>62956310
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not biology related and no qt grills in the lab.
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>>62956626
I'm dying to get my hands on either the Japanese sonar scans of the king's chamber at Giza, or the more recent thermal scans of the stone they suspect is hiding the path to the undiscovered chamber.

I can't even find the white papers, damnit. Only press releases.
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pic semi-related
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>>62956310
that feel
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>>62956949
>>62956894
READ THE THREAD DAMMIT I BEAT YOU
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>>62956658
why the fuck not. i majored in egyptology and coptic studies. that's something you can do at university you know
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>tfw a veteran in my late 20s going to college with people just out of high school
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>>62956971
>he got paid to do this
>for like 100 takes
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I'm not a project manager, but everything I do is related to civil engineering.
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I've never seen a bench jeweler in a movie
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I'm a pet store clerk and this scene is 1000% accurate:
http://youtu.be/Ib0Xv86kyIk
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Despite the future setting, it's pretty accurate to my current situation.
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>>62957787
Do it for the Concrete, anon. <3
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>>62957959

I know this feel.
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But not a grill
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>>62957959
>>62957999
Management parties incognito
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>>62956310
Mine
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Sildenafil
Vardenafil
Tadafil

>well paid chill af job desu senpai
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>>62957400
i secretly look up to you guys
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really? No one else here works in a machine shop?
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>>62958688
It's not a secret to anyone looking, you manlet.
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>>62957994

was gonna post this
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>>62956766
Cheeeeeeeeeekkkkttttttt on a check
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>>62956629
I thought it was Shawn of the Dead.
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Not at a mall though
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>>62957012

So when I was in eighth grade I read two books about the Marines: Jarhead and Generation Kill. Generation Kill seemed way more appealing in that a lot of the Marines regarded it as a brotherhood, Ray Person was hilarious, and in general it seemed like the brotherhood and camaraderie I was looking for at the time. On the other hand, Jarhead was basically about how the military is a scam, pretty much everybody in the Marines is a piece of shit who only did it because they couldn't do anything else, and that war is boring and depressing as fuck (not even because of the war part of it, mostly the not knowing what's going on at home and boredom part of it).

Which would you say is closer to your experience?
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>>62957969
seriously though family, if you use the wrong kind of super-plasticizers in a concrete mix, you can severely fuck up the foundations of a building. especially one as large as the hospital he was working on. that kind of thing affects people's lives in case of a natural disaster or severe weather. just for the sake of protecting people's lives, you can see why it mattered so damn much to him to get it right.
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Any failing writer from any Stephen King movie
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>>62957012
Force Recon? Nice.
I'm enlisting right now and I wanna be Force Recon, and eventually MARSOC.
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>>62958919
I completely see it.
Loche was the modern man.
I wouldn't have thrown it all away like he did, but I also know what it's like having the invisible ghost of my father's failures sitting in my backseat.

How many ciders have you had?
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>>62958919
Ok, that movie completely escaped my notice but I'm totally watching it tonight.
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>>62959539
You're a bank robber?
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>>62957400
I admire you guys. Same thing with off duty cops and stuff
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knew i was gonna see tom cruise in cocktail as soon as i read the thread title
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Just fuck my shit up.
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>>62959620
Yeah but don't tell anyone.
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>>62957400
I know that feel bro. 30 years old here
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Too many mortician actors. None of them good.

>Liam Neeson in a shit horror movie
>Jack Black in a shit crime movie
>That guy in What's Eating Gilbert Grape
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>>62960888
What about the cool old guy from Return of the Living dead? or the cutie in Men in Black?
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>>62958015
>male nurse
lmao
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>>62956536
NEET?
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>>62960888
What lead to you becoming a mortician? Just curious.

I figure it's a family thing in most cases
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>>62956310

I'm at work right now so I have no pictures.

I'd post Kate Winslet in Eternal Sunshine and then that girl in the Innkeepers if I could though.
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>>62956666
Thank you for keeping our country safe from big guys.
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On left.
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>>62959724
Are you a dude?
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Works on commission? No! Money down!
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>>62962921
wow we got a real big shot here
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>>62956310
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>>62956666
>>62956766
>>62956844
What a fantastic thread.
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>>62963658
Fuck you.
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62963661

Lol. Is that the guy from American Psycho? Theesee meeeeeeeemes!!! hahaha
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>>62960888
i thought mortuary wasn't that bad.
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I actually think this movie is underrated too and I usually hate Kevin Smith. But yeah coffee shop dude is me.
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>>62956536
Living the dream!
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Uhh is there any movies with chemical engineers?
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>>62965033
there's one in AVP
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>>62957400
Is it worth it? Are the girls too young? I'm pic related for a while, but I guess I need to go at some point. 24 here.
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>>62956823
Nice. Me too.
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>>62962633
i worked in a hospital anon, male nurses have the best butts and are total qts
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>>62965267
I'm in charge of inventory in a warehouse. So my only two options are pic related, and guy using the poweloader in the background of the extended scene in aliens.
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>>62965267

make sure you know for a fact what you want to do with your education before you start, I switched majors from pre-med to pre-law because I realized I liked talking about the law and crime a lot more than I enjoyed biology, now I'm paying for a few semesters on my own dime to make up for it

don't go to a community college if you can help it, from my experience the girls there all seem still have their boyfriends from highschool, go to a 4 year college where girls go to be single sluts right off the bat

but yes it is worth it, being in the military is shit. Now I choose when I eat, when I sleep, how and when I go lift weights and exercise. My gains have gone through the roof. Some of the girls are too young, but not the way you might think. This 10/10 who just graduated high school was initially hitting on me but later turned me down when she found out I was almost 10 years older than she was. She was over 18 so I was fine with it but not every girl goes for an older guy, shocking because that was the first time that has happened for me.
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Sad but true
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>>62965474
I'm doing the private thing for a while, so I'll attend with a shit load of cash. Med/Law are the only options I'm really interested in, but after 4 years of contracts that'll put me approaching 30. Plus, everyone I work with says they can't walk away from the money. I look pretty old already and I don't know if I can put up with the kids. I had a 16 year old kid no shit ask me if it was like Cowadoodie the other day.
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>>62965474
>being in the military is shit.
I would have joined the navy but the recruiters office was closed.

I'd be over halfway to retirement on half pay by now.

Wonder how my life would have been different,
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Literally me.
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>>62957400
I went through that as well, was a fucking nightmare. Just attend class online, same degree, same school, but done remotely. All the people in my classes now are in their 30's, 40's, 50's, and some 60's. Best change I ever made.
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>>62958898
Did you need to be from the military to get that job? I want a security guard job.
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>>62965736

Security guard is a minimum wage tier job, its easy to get
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>>62965642
Same. I am also secretly a government agent. My official title is IRS agent. I keep it a secret because nobody likes the IRS.
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>>62965642
I lold and spit tapioca pudding all over my computer screen
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man i wish i was a badass operator like Quinn, too bad im already 24 years old and wasted all my life in this shithole
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>>62962843
>implying he doesn't help the Jews crash the world every day!
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Rockwell. Summers here and i get to deal with drunk teenagers all day. Fucking kill me now.
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>>62967025
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>>62956898
What was the point of this post?
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>>62967116
dude's an egyptologist, right? he might have what i need sitting on his hard drive
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This is one of the shittiest jobs you could work nowadays. The students really do need to be shot.
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