ITT: Actors that your mom is in love with
>>62952826
My mom's pretty based
My mom literally always inquires about each black man on screen
>"Who's that guy Kenny?"
Or says she loves him even if he's just a character actor who makes the occasional cameo in a TV series
What the fuck
my mom's creepily into jason statham
jon boyega
>>62952936
It's 2015, deal with it.
Never noticed that on my mom. She's pure.
>>62952973
I don't care that it's black guys, just why is it only black men and every single one? Even short men who would be considered unattractive were they white
>>62952980
Your dad plowed her m8.
Not going to go searching for a picture but for as long as I can remember my mum has had a thing for Jeff Bridges.
No idea, my mom left us when I was 3.
>>62953067
LIES!
>>62952896
my sister's in love with him all the way back to the Angel days.
>>62952826
>it's an Elliot is worried that his daughter is turning into a dirty street girl episode
>>62952934
Is your mom a racist Boomer?
>>62953283
>it's a keller cries about toby episode
>>62953283
>it's an Elliot is put on suspension for being too close to a case after beating a scumbag pedo rapist that fucked a 17-year old episode
![alain_delon1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IDDK0q4.jpg "alain_delon1[1].jpg")
him
My mom is a plebian.
>>62952936
My grandma once told me when she was a little girl she got a baby doll every year for christmas, and that every year the doll's had blue eyes, except for one christmas, she got a doll, and it had brown eyes
She said that the brown eyed doll was the most beautiful she'd ever seen, and that's what caused her to have a romantic relationship with a Spanish man
She was actually disappointed I was born with blue eyes (my dad has brown eyes)
It was the most fucked up shit I've ever heard
>>62953322
god i wish we could've had a team-up episode with Elliot, Horatio and Jack Bauer.
>>62952826
OUTCOME
>>62953431
>She was actually disappointed I was born with blue eyes (my dad has brown eyes)
Genetically impossible that you father is your father bro
this guy
If your mom isn't in love with this dude, she isn't your real mom
>>62953486
since there is 1 blue eyes in the blood line, there has to be a small chance, right?
>>62953486
It's not
The funny thing is that my mom isblack
>>62953486
No, it's DNA test confirmed
I'm a miracle of modern genetics
>>62953542
Brown/Hazel eyes are actually not that dominant
It's like a 50/50 chance
>>62953347
All moms love him tho
>>62953486
There's a 25% to 50% chance of him having blue eyes, I think. Since the genes are ressesive, the father could have the gene for blue eyes.
>>62953486
Wrong, if his father had acestrals with blue eyes it could happen.
>>62953633
Lesbimom
>>62953486
Retard.
>>62953654
>dem titties
>her Mom was known for her huge rack
ITT: anons who can't admit they're gay for these actors and have to pretend their mothers are in love with them
Kevin Sorbo
she loves all those crappy christian movies he in now
>>62953801
Imagine the type of pussy Mike Rowe pulled from dirty jobs. I bet it was all 50 year old milfs
>>62953801
She watches dirty jobs? That guy hasn't been in anything big since the decade began.
>>62953566
>Wow that George Lucas has such a nice jaw
Said no one ever
>>62953855
He's got a new show ' Somebody's Got to Do It" plus he does a lot of narrating. Like almost everything on NatGeo and Discovery
>>62953486
cheking mommy and daddy's eye colour is not how genetics work.
Before you ask, yes we're black. I'm pretty sure every black woman on Earth wants Idris though so I can't say I care. Better than fuckin Tyrese or Michael B Jordan.
>>62954596
>Before you ask, yes we're black
no one was gonna ask, no one cares
>>62952826
Ben Bailey?
>>62954709
I should have just said my mom was white so it'd upset you weenies.
>>62952826
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rfKQV4i.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>tfw your moms a pleb
>no one has posted Denzel yet
Are your mom's all lezzers?
>>62954927
My Dad isn't a cuk
By far my moms biggest crush is (was?) young Robert De Niro.
Honorable mentions go out to Denzel Washington, Harvey Keitel and Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake Gyllenhaal is her jam nowadays.
>>62952974
your mom has shit taste
as for my mom, she always gets wet when a movie with Alan Rickman comes on
Jean-Luc Picard (the character, not the actor Stewart)
>no George Clooney
or does that go without saying?
My mum always had a thing for Jeff Bridges, she even went on record saying that if she had a chance with him, she'd leave my dad, lel.
>>62954596
most white people too, I'd imagine; he's classy as fuck
>>62955374
this, Idris is the only black man (can't bring myself to call him a nigger) that I would not mind playing James Bond at all. Actually, I would even encourage it.
>>62955445
Elba has such an air of elegance around him. Really great.
>>62955223
It does, literally no mom on earth does not find Clooney attractive as all hell
I mean, when ER was on air, no MILF pussy had known the anguish of draught, it was waterfalls in heaven
>>62954926
wow beautiful
>>62954596
Shit, Im straight white male and I want him aswell. He just has it
inb4 faggot
>>62953347
him
and Brosnan
>>62953474
TRAIN
GO
BOOM
>>62952922
>>62954536
me too, no homo
my mum confirmed for the biggest pleb in the board, she loved moonlight
dont know if it was just because of him, or if she genuinely liked the show
It was weird watching 24 with her.
And Mads, Christoph Waltz, and Iain Glen
She'll pretty much watch anything if any of those 4 are in it.
rip
>>62953566
He was somewhat good looking in that documentary about the making of the first star wars
>>62955599
Let dubs be upon you.
How pleb is she?
![tumblr_mths6yCevc1rovkb3o2_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/rrOQ6aZ.png "tumblr_mths6yCevc1rovkb3o2_500[1].png")
>>62953323
Same
>>62956244
More like patrician
Maybe not a great actor but he's both smart and handsome
>>62953619
>all aryan traits are recessive
>believing this obvious jew lie
>tfw
>>62952936
>>62953007
>making shit up about your mom
No wonder she doesn't love you.
>>62956244
None at all, that right there is the literal ubermensch.
>>62952922
Mine watches those TV movie this guy makes.
RDJ, she never shuts the fuck up about him.
>>62953801
>we need more people doing vocational jobs
Is he trying to ruin our country?
>>62956676
Ya more social science, business and art degrees is what this country needs
>>62953323
That was my grandma's. Apparently pops wouldn't take her to the movies if he was in it.
Good taste desu.
Him and now Brad Pitt for some reason.
>>62956013
Hnng Mads as Euron, Waltz as Rodrick Harlaw/Damphair (I don't think he'd be a good Damphair tho), and this guy as Victarion would be ebin
>>62956330
>scientifically proven
>Jews did it
Seriously though, just because it's recessive doesn't mean it's bad at all. If anything it makes it better, because it's rare and harder to obtain.
Y'all are terrified of losing your Aryan genes that you don't even have
Good taste desu
>>62953486
jesus christ are amerikeks actually that retarded?
>>62956851
This, but only as Aragorn apparently
>>62956013
Never understood why Jason didn't become Bond, to be honest family.
>>62956037
Pic related and Swayze are her two favorites.
Or at least they were, when Swayze died. She fucking cried for days.
>>62953474
>>62955599
Literally the only thing I know him from. Reminded me of Ross Kemp. I also think he looks a bit like a butch version of the FBI guy from season 7 of 24.
>>62953337
Dude Redford is a fucking boss.
She's black. Won't shut the fuck up about him.
>>62952826
Remember when they showed him on Oz pissing in a bucket?
My mom no joke loves pre-JUST Brendan Frasier and young Sean Connery.
>>62957931
Is she a high estrogen gal?
Jason Statham's demeanour has high est written all over it
>>62957782
My dad thinks he looks like Al Pacino, but he's actually the spitting image of Gomez Addams. I don't have the heart to tell him otherwise.
>>62958175
If he has the personality of Gomez he'd be a 11/10 marry on the spot husbando
![Mark-Strong[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5wEqtHY.jpg "Mark-Strong[1].jpg")
My dad looks almost exactly like Mark Strong so my mum likes him
And Sean Bean
>>62958210
He's a bit silly and flirtatious, and is into spooky stuff particularly when he plays with his band. Much stronger accent than Gomez tho.
>>62956873
most patrician mom itt
Damn chris meloni is good looking
who /plebmom/ here?
Let's just admit that we're all gay for Jon Hamm.
![laurence-fishburne[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5YE7tni.jpg "laurence-fishburne[1].jpg")
and Kevin Costner
>>62959613
I know I should make a c.u.c.k joke but it's just not fun anymore. What is happening to me?
>>62956851
>>62957593
yeah my mom loves her some fucking aragorn
Pic related. And Will Smith. And Michael B Jordan. And Terrence Howard.
My parents are also about to split up. Guys... I'm gonna have a black step-dad... Aren't I???
He's aged poorly
>Watching Casino Royale with mom
>She goes crazy over Craig's blue eyes
>Doesn't even comment on Mads' looks
Fucking pleb.
>>62960336
And who says women aren't visual creatures.
She even rented Drive cause he was in it even though she doesn't like violent movies.
>>62953486
...this is embarrassing.
Are heredity and trait inheritance not taught in school any more? I remember doing Punnett's squares in 7th grade for fuck's sake.
Brolin. Big time lol
>>62961994
lol
>>62958218
oh fuck where's the rest of the photo?
>>62961008
>anymore
There are conservative states where this shit has NEVER been taught. Consider yourself lucky you got a worthwhile education and it sunk in.
>>62955532
Dude looks like every biblical character from every brochure.
Always a Denzel movie on the TV
>>62954135
my mom watches investigation discovery too.
Then tells me all the ways I could get murdered
>>62954596
came to post him
She can't help but comment on how handsome he is anytime she sees him.
She also loves Paul Newman.
>>62952922
I feel bad for any anon whose mom likes tom selleck
I wish my parents went to art school
>>62952934
this man is an iSIS supporter
>>62952826
Elliot Stabler is based as fuck
>it will never be the Benson & Stabler years in svu again
>now svu is sjw kuk propaganda and manhate
>dickless wolf couldn't give the guy a little production credit, so we lost the last good basic cable drama
>>62952922
d-does she still have it?
>>62956718
She wan't the sticky.
Fairly pleb but fair enough ay?
>>62953486
Both of my parents have brown eyes and I have blue eyes, faggot
>>62954780
>>62953801
>>62952826
Mine as well be the same dude
>>62965336
/didn't pass high school biology/ general?
>>62955374
>>62955445
>>62955485
Said no one ever.
Pharrell Williams
>>62960336
LOL I remember growing up and seeing the guys girls would go after and fawn over and just thinking, " women have shit taste in men"
>>62952826
>mfw that part in Oz when he's spanking his ass
WHAT IS THE FROZEN FOREST?
>>62960066
He used to be handsome as fuck, it's really a tragedy that he went down so badly.
She almost named me Matthew.
My mom isnt really like that with actors she likes sports guys
my aunt though she shat her pants over johnny depp
>>62960838
Hang on...that forehead...
>>62959603
You caught me
>>62957805
same, man.
She has no shame about making it clear she wants to jump Cooper's bones
>>62953256
Your mum has good taste desu
>>62959782
You're growing up.
>>62954596
fucking niggers
![Daniel-Craig-Leaving-James-Bond[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1VpBArk.jpg "Daniel-Craig-Leaving-James-Bond[1].jpg")
this charming fucker
>>62967317
Id honest to god straight up rape a woman on the street if she looked like young Audrey Hepburn in pig tails.
>>62956676
I'm a roofer and get paid way more than my peers who are studying biology and nursing.
>>62956360
I had a biology teacher in high school that was obsessed with him
She was like 30 something, and actually a pretty hot milf. I remember one time she had me get something from her personal room, and in a cabinet was just this huge poster of him, signed. Apparently she had actually met and dated him for a while.
>>62954596
You don't gotta defend yourself about being black anon.
I blame Troy
Even I have a crush on this man
>>62968253
lol she hates him.
she has a hardon for sean and moore
>>62965434
Webm?
Yup Nic Cage. She has every one of his movies. And jokingly refers to him as my stepfather.
>>62968358
Troy is great though. u pleb
>>62967677
nice dubs man
>>62955158
your mom likes niggers
he's a poet but yeah
why would he delete this thread? >>62968272
thats ah.. kind of weird
>>62953347
This guy SLAYS middle aged pussy
>>62954596
nigger
>>62953486
That's false. My mother had brown eyes and my dad has blue and I was born with blue. As long as both parents carry the recessive gene, despite eye colour, it is very much possible to have a kid with blue eyes. Biology 101
>Christopher Meloni
>Chris Hemsworth
>Martin Shaw
>Jensen Ackles
>George Clooney
Those 5.
>>62953486
>Americans
She considers him 'Ugly Hot', but was openly lusting after him while watching Sicario.
>>62968939
It's the hair
>>62956330
>JUST INSECURE MY SHIT UP
My mom's 46 and acts like a high schooler whenever this guy's on the screen. She bought a whole DVD collection of Denzel movies, and even says Captain Panaka is her favorite background character in Star Wars because the guy that plays him kinda looks like Denzel. Shit's creepy.
>>62957638
He's too badass to be Bond. He's the bad motherfucker that takes Bond out when he goes rogue.
>>62956884
Who would Iain Glen play though?
she has a mug with his face on it
>ITT: your mom has better taste in men than your girlfriend
I grew up watching a lot of old horror films thanks to her obsession with him.
She's got good taste desu; he's a superb actor.
Is there any a-list actor with a small jaw?
Also
>>62959603
>>62969193
Joke's on you, I don't have a girlfriend.
>>62953857
>Wow that George Lucas has a jaw
>Said no one ever
james spader, i like him too Tbh
>>62954956
No one asked about your fucking dad
>Clooney not posted yet
>>62957968
op's mom remmebers
>An excuse to post my man crush without exposing myself: The Thread
>>62967317
what is that hottie doing with her grandpa?
My mom totally wants to get DP'd by Clooney and McConaughey.
Him and aryan guy actors.
>>62969986
See
>>62955223
>>62955486
>>62969017
Do you even ctrl+f?
>>62968360
watched a few of his music videos from the 50s
jesus christ how can a man be so cool?
also my mom likes pic related since she's Korean
>>62953214
Yours too huh? The Mummy was a family favourite for multiple reasons in our household.
She loved/loves based Mel too, even named a Parrot after him at one point.
>>62965366
>said no one ever
>said in three separate posts
>>62952826
That nigga who was the main character in that old show Highlander.
>>62971216
You mean Forehead?
>>62970021
>no Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hardy or other meme husbandos
Some of this might be legit.
>>62956531
Those are actually pretty decent.
the reason she watched CSI
>>62955223
my mom actually hates clooney she says hes too handsome
it's literally a Marge with Lee Majors thing
>>62952826
THE TRAIN GO BOOM!
>>62952934
based. Ignore the butthurt jews itt.
Why is this off topic thread allowed when it has nothing to do with these actors' careers or roles?
I was watching pic related the other day and my mom started talking about how she loved Kurt Russell and how the thing used to be one of her favorite movies.
>>62954596
It's sad how poisonous /tv/ is that someone has to apologise for being black. In any case, came in this thread to post Elba.
You'd be daft to find a mum here that didn't find him attractive.
>>62957593
I remember when all the moms loved aragorn but all my sisters loved orlando bloom. really interesting generational difference
Brad Pitt.
Pretty tame desu
>>62968738
thats pretty pathetic
clive owen
these two
Clooney, ER years. My Mum used to howl at the TV and pant. My Dad would just facepalm.
>>62969313
Bet your mum's the tops.
I tell her he's a manlet who needs to wear lifts for his roles and she just thinks it's adorable.
For my mom, I'd probably have to say Clooney or a young Robert Redford. My sister is a lesbian but said she'd go straight for Rob Lowe for sure.
>>62975829
Your mum has great taste m8.
Jeff Goldblum
I once found my mom's 'crush book' she had made as a teenager in the 80's. Shit was hilarious.
She had cut up various magazines and pasted the men she thought were hot in the book with small hearts and everything drawn around them. But I can't for the life of me remember which celebs were featured.
>>62975829
Patrician as fuck.
>>62956851
Everyone else has shit moms. Viggo is 10/10
>>62953801
THATS A DIRTY LOOKING COCK MIKE
>tfw someones mom tells you that you look like him, but with "a nice head of hair" .
Javier Bardem
Sean Bean
Alan Rickman
Eric Stoltz
They're some of the actors she finds good-looking
