Why does he have the beard?
Why don't casting directors make him shave?
>>62951524
It's because you can tell he doesn't give a shit anymore. His hair is always greasy too, fucking disgusting. I think the beard is also to hide his puffy aging face. Memes aside, he's been looking old since '08.
>>62951524
Nobody cared who he was until he grew the beard!
>>62951524
Because if he shaved the beard his secret immortal state will be uncovered and the world will lose its shit
I wonder how he feels about people calling their shitty beards Keanu tier.
Also do you think she likes the beard?
>>62952975
>uncanny
>>62953934
>he
>>62953934
>she
>>62954015
She is a she, unlike you
>>62951524
Maybe he likes it.
>>62953934
>your gf will never have a penis
>>62953934
>She
>>62954104
She doesn't have one
>>62954131
That's a she
>>62954067
>>62954969
![164057-168680[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SGZmHsd.jpg "164057-168680[1].jpg")
August 11th, 2014.
A day we lost a great beard.
And the very funny man that grew it.
I just watched FREE FUCKING PIZZA last night, had a blast.
>>62951524
Who could actually have nice looking facial hair if he accepted he doesn't have the genetics to grow a full thick beard and styled it accordingly
![14771-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dm9DZPm.jpg "14771-1[1].jpg")
>>62955080
Robin Williams was the hairiest motherfucker in Hollywood though
>>62955312
The shit in green is the absolute worst to deal with.
>>62955080
>funny
over the top and "gib me attention, i'm goofy guyz" is not funny.
It's like jim carrey, all those comedians, that are "funny" in that kind of way, are deeply depressed people that need love and attention.
>>62955432
It's better to be a depressed person who tries to get attention from being funny than to be a depressed person who tries to get attention with contrarian shit posting
>>62955489
i'm not depressed at all m8, I just can't stand clowns
If he were to win a free pizza, what toppings would he get?
>>62951524
People were starting to get suspicious of how he doesn't age so he has the beard to make him look older.
>>62955377
It's also the neckbeard part.
>>62955432
i agree but robin williams is leagues ahead of jim carrey
>>62951524
Why he always so depressed looking?
>>62956069
is it because your afraid of clowns, you know clowns dont kill people, most of the time anyway
>>62952916
If he shaves it off, will he die?
>>62955312
you know only fags do this right
>>62958767
>he doesn't know
>>62951524
to hide the fact that he hasn't aged in the past 30 years. Give him a couple more years and he will mysteriously dissapear only to reappear a century from now.
>>62951524
[fjiwpf]
>>62959331
I know about his family and sister. It's just that he never seemed to get over the depression. Like ever.
>>62951524
Cause he wants it? Why shouldnt he have it?
Will sad Keanu ever evolve into happy Kenau?
>>62959639
Doubt you could either.
>>62955350
What was his background? Like ethnicity?
>>62951524
>casting directors
>implying based Keanu auditions for roles anymore
>>62959159
It would be extremely painful
>>62953990
>>62954015
>>62954104
>>62954131
t...this is a meme right?
>>62959850
monkey.
