New TV spot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKQw0VO8Sx4
Also first female pilot
This looks bad
>>62944587
Is that Ronda Rousey
>>62944467
are the pilots in hyperspace?
When will these ads air on TV?
>>62944467
what's BB8 gonna hold on with?
>>62944467
nig nunb
>>62944774
looks like it
It looks like a TV parody. Everything just looks so plastic.
the way that stormtrooper is fighting with that baton thing looks so fucking awkward
WOOO
>>62944467
Looks like Rey hijacked the falcon. She must be a secret sith
Enjoy your kids movie folks
something looks really weird about the cockpit shots
>>62944587
family did u know the a-wing pilot that crashes into the star destroyer bridge in Jedi was actually a woman?
Georgie porgie thought the sounds of her screaming were too disturbing
>>62944850
This ^
>>62944850
WOOO
>>62944467
The more I see, the worst it gets. Only good thing out of all this : I'm no longer hyped and if it's shit, I will not be disappointed.
Looks great. I'm pretty hyped.
She's on it.
>>62944587
"no"
So lightsaber's can burn through doors but not plastic handheld blocks?
>>62944587
this is fine, since pilots are one of the few military roles that woman aren't complete shit at
>>62944850
WOOOOO
>>62944950
>plastic
o i du luv dis meme
>>62944950
The baton is probably made with a cortosis weave
>>62944946
>that pepsi logo
finn is actually a droid
BB-C
>>62944946
on muh dick
>>62944467
>being so lazy to recycle Sullustan dialogue from RotJ WORD FOR FUCKING WORD
Also why does stormtroopers now have electrostaffs?
>>62944797
Her vagina has a grappling hook inside.
WOO
>>62944981
yeah but normies don't know that
as far as they know(or care) lightsabers can cut anything
>>62944962
Not fighter pilots.
Even the fucking sound the droid makes is a recycled sound from a New Hope. POTTERY
>>62945043
would normies have already forgotten about those things Grievous's guards had?
>>62944467
>Sullustan
Jesus christ I thought that was a REBELS screenshot lol.
>dat mandalorian symbol in the middle of the temple
what did they mean by this?
>>62944880
The droid companions were always supposed to be comedic relief to entertain children and mouth breathers, this is barely different.
>>62944917
>BEEBEE-ATE HOWALD OUN
What did she mean by this?
>WOOO
what did he mean by this?
>Stormtroopers can't aim
>Let's give them fight sticks
>>62944467
They really did not have to bring back that ugly alien.
>>62945108
but thats prequel shit, in the OT lightsabers dont cut through everything on a whim. Luke has to put all his strength into cutting the objects vader throws at him on Bespin and when their sabers clash against the railing it just makes sparks fl instead of going right through them
>Nien Nunb pilot
Jesus Christ, they are really beating a dead horse with the fan service, aren't they?
>>62944751
wojewodzki wykurwiaj
>>62944467
Wait I'm so confused
Why is rey concerned for BB-8's safety like its a person?
How does she know BB-8's name? Don't you need an interpreter to know what an astromech is saying?
>>62944843
It really does look bad. Why wouldn't he just hold it like you hold a sword/spear?
>>62944587
>>62944946
these cockpits look so lifeless compared to the originals
>>62945184
he even says the same shit he did in VI despite it not translating to something like "Roger X leader", in the OT it was more about the condition of the deathstar shields based on what Lando replies with. Fucking Hackbrams
BBC HOL ON
>>62945109
So did I.
>>62945196
Maybe she named him BB8
>Big Black 8"
>>62944467
I'm a bit disappointed Nien Nunb is still there, but the new EU has been great at making him pretty cool so whatever.
>>62944467
>female pilot not having a male voice
This is NOT poetry
BB-8 HOL ON EN YA DAFT CUNT, I SWEAR ON ME MUM'S LIFE
>>62945196
>Being this autistic
It's so they can have a fanny slapstick gag where he rolls around. What the fuck do you think?
>>62944467
>Pilots convey strategy to the audience in hyperspace to keep the energy going
This movie will have breakneck pacing like star trek. There will never be moments like the squad count and "lock s-foils in attack position" because we have to get to the action straight away.
a real Mexican and a Mexican alien. This is going to be awkward desu
>>62944587
Are you sure anout that? This one's from TPM and I think there was one in ROTJ.
>Port credits scene shows Kirk showing up to setup Trek/Wars universe
>>62945331
please no
>>62944467
Holly sit, is the sullustan cgi?
>>62944751
The TV Spots look effing awful
>>62945370
episode 1 doesn't count and I don't think there was one in ROTJ?
>>62944587
>Also first female pilot
Do you mean in this film or all of SW? Cause Padme fucking flies her own ship all over the place
>>62945284
It doesn't sound like a problem but it is
In ROTJ they bring the droids on the endor mission for no reason other than they are all friends that love each other and the audience wants them to be there. Same shit with the prequels.
In star wars and ESB the droids were treated and talked to like droids, because the characters don't bond with the droids to the same level the audience does. It's called good writing.
who WOOH here?!
>>62945422
No you're right. George cut three female pilots from ROTJ.
>>62945196
If I had my own droid, I'd get attached to it too.
>>62945422
>Episode 1 doesn't count but this pile of shit does
You faggot memers are truly retarded.
>>62945510
WEW
>>62945466
Fair enough. It makes more sense for Rey though, as BB8 has seemingly her only friend and possesion living in the desert for all those years.I can't believe I'm actually defending this movie
>>62945614
has seemingly been*
>>62945555
Rey just bought this droid from not-jawas-i-swear, they've known each other for a few hours at most. Droids are commodities in star wars. Luke didn't start bonding with R2D2 until they had seen some shit.
>>62945614
>as BB8 has seemingly her only friend and possesion living in the desert for all those years.
Actually the trailers make it out to be that they just have met when the movie starts.
>>62944883
It's the background outside the window
>>62945510
filthy big lipped beast
>>62944467
i know you all hate the pol boyega meme, but he is so out of place.
the way he swings the light saber and yells "wooh' just so forced and unnatural. JJ abrams literally just said lets pick the blackest person we can find.
i would love to see the emails between him and his castng people - im sure its super racist even tho he's trying to be progressve (not really tho he just hates white people)
>>62945234
None of the Star Wars languages are real. You know this right? It's all nonsense noise made to sound like alien language?
>>62945466
>In star wars and ESB the droids were treated and talked to like droids, because the characters don't bond with the droids to the same level the audience does. It's called good writing.
this - the characters in SW and ESB act annoyed at the droids half the time and treat them like machines
>>62945662
https://youtu.be/L5Iq8HMNY7c?t=21s
Shit, guess you're right. Ignore my previous post
>>62945810
#DroidLivesMatter
>>62945774
>its super racist
More like super awkward.
>guys lets pick a... ummm.. like a black guy but not any black guy
>I am mean not your average looking one?
cant describe him as a gorilla so he has to say
>more like a real empowering brute but not muscular
>>62945774
>i know you all hate the pol boyega meme, but he is so out of place.
The only people that hate it are cancerous tourists from /co/
>>62945422
>episode 1 doesn't count
should we tell him?
>>62945793
Are you fucking stupid, mate? The character is speaking a real life language, like zulu or swahili or something. Faggot.
>main audience are white males
>lead characters are a black guy and a white chick
Why?
>>62945938
>white men only make up 30 percent of the u.s population
Time to kill yourself /pol/.
>>62945422
There was but they dubbed over her voice to make her sound like a guy.
>>62945966
We'll see how many women or black people will be in the audience.
>>62945824
"um ya i dont like the first few we looked at, we want someone without any white skull or facial features, i'm talking sub-saharan black"
>>62944946
>beta leader follow my lead
>red cu.cker stay on target for the bbc
>i'm on it... I'M ON IT!
What did they mean by this
>>62945196
>How does she know BB-8's name? Don't you need an interpreter to know what an astromech is saying?
Luke understood R2-D2 all the time without C3PO there. There's a lot of dialogue between them in Empire.
In the Japanese trailer she's clearly conversing with BB-8 even though BB-8 just beeps and woops at her.
>>62944467
>bb ate old on!
>WOO!
god their shit
>girls being star wars
>>62946136
It's the force
>>62944587
>first female pilot
lol
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Rogue_Squadron
>>62946136
>Luke understood R2-D2 all the time without C3PO there. There's a lot of dialogue between them in Empire.
I'll pay attention next time I watch it, you might be right.
But I'm remembering the two-way conversations being in the X-wing, where it would make complete sense that the X-wing has an astromech interpreter. On degobah I remember him talking to it like a pet.
>>62946151
MUFFUGEN BASKET BALL 8
So only 4 minutes of this movie takes place in fucking space, right?
>>62946061
kek
>>62944467
How is it still not rated? Comes out in like 3 weeks.
The more i see and know about the movie the more i think that Oscar Isaac is going to be the only good part about it
Somone please webm that shot of BB8 rolling around in the millenium falcon
>BB-8 is the key to all of this, he's funnier character than we have ever had before
What's going on in the background of the shots of the pilots? It clearly isn't the same as the next scene. It's all glowy and blue. Is it the Starkiller firing?
>Stormtroopers able to fight fucking Jedi
I know /pol/ has heavy influence on /tv/ and /tv/ just hate blacks/people who aren't white outside white asians but honestly, this movie is shaping up to be fun.
I'm diffidently going to movies to watch the first.
>>62946136
>>62946217
He could probably guess what R2 was saying based on context. "If you're saying coming here was a bad idea, you might be right". But he still needed the X-Wing computer to actually talk with him
>mfw people desperately overanalyze 30 seconds of some movie that hasn't been released yet just to validate their autistic contrarian rage
See you guys at the premier
>>62946463
He talked to R2 like characters do when they're on the phone to someone the audience can't hear, repeating what he's just said back to him every other line.
>>62946396
Clones killed Jedis you know.
>>62946396
They didn't even give him some kid of unique helmet or anything. It's just some generic looking stormtrooper with an electric flyswatter. What a wasted opportunity
>>62946396
Finn is not jedi
>>62945000
>SAME IS BAD
>DIFFERENT IS BAD
??
>>62946519
I think "if" is the key word, it's both.
>>62946533
Thank you
>>62945253
>Not liking Nien Nunb
Chewie pls go
>star wars
>no space battles
RD2-D2 is kill
>>62946426
You aren't welcome here star wars tourist
episode 7 isn't an invitation
why is Rey such a qt?
>>62946721
What anime is this?
>>62946760
Neon Genesis Evangelion
>>62944587
And appears Asian. Her odds are not in her favor. Also they brought back the pancake faced Mexicans. Rad.
>>62946760
Staru Waru Episodo NANA Da Fooru Awakenu Desu
>>62946721
>finn doesnt appear in japanese promo art
kek
So lightsabers can be stopped by random technology now?
>>62946721
>Not cashing in on the weeb audience with japanese dubbing
>>62946721
Surplus qtness from BB-8
>>62946847
Implying that's a bad thing.
>>62946533
Spinning? Wow that's a neat trick!
>>62946847
>random
They had those in Episode 3
>>62946847
Those kinds of weapons have always existed in the EU, and in the movies since episode 3
I don't know why they think it's a good idea in the movies, the wonder of a lightsaber is that it's a sword that can cut anything. When random mook #2465192 has a weapon that can stop a lightsaber it isn't very special anymore now is it?
>>62946847
or you know, they established this like 10 years ago in that clone wars cartoon
>>62946899
well the lightstaber is still superior in its utility, the electrostaff stuffs seems to only exist to defend against it
>>62946902
And if you want to count EU vibroblades have been a things for several millennia.
>>62946902
I don't watch cartoons because I'm not a child.
>>62946892
I don't watch cartoons because I'm not a child.
>>62946899
I don't read books because I'm not a child.
>>62946847
i guess once the force awakens any mook can use a lightsaber with ease
>>62946661
i don't care as long as based chopper lives
do you think chopper will make a cameo?
based chopper > artoo
prove me wrong
>>62944769
JayJ Pls no
>>62946251
When do movies usually get rated in correlation with their release? I thought it was usually a last minute thing.
>>62944587
Is it just me, or does it look like her stick isn't really connected to anything? Just the way she's handling it feels off to me.
>>62946847
I think this is the first new thing we've seen from JJ
The red lights might mean this is the same weapon technology the knights of ren use. That way star wars can have melee weapon action without ruining the allure of the lightsaber.
Am I just not noticing or isn't there a single new spaceship design in this movie?
Like theres Kylo's shuttle or whatever. Everything else looks pretty much the same but some minor alterations.
Might be because this is the first movie and they don't want to alienate audiences by getting too crazy, but everything is looks literally exactly the same with a new shade of paint thrown over it. They can make women and niggers be main-characters but apparently doing anything else new would be too much to the average movie-goer?
>>62946972
>I don't watch cartoons because I'm not a child.
But you're posting about a children's movie on a board dedicated to Japanese children's cartoons..?
>>62946847
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU USE A LIGHTSABER IN AN ACTIVE FUCKING BATTLEFIELD?!
Jesus fucking Christ. It's like the people making these movies understand the original trilogy through the Star Wars toys and video games they played with as children. It's all lightsabers and weird aliens.
The lightsaber is not the ultimate weapon of unbridled badassery that everyone quakes in fear before. It's a ceremonial, stupid weapon used by religious sects. The only time you ever saw goddamn lightsabers in the original trilogy was either between two religious weirdos in an isolated duel with each other, or when someone got into a tight spot and needed a way out.
A lightsaber is inferior to a blaster in every single imaginable way. Any number of the presumably hundreds of Stormtroopers could easily just shoot the black guy in the back and thereby end the entire quest.
I don't get it. Luke used a blaster in the originals. Part of the reason the lightsaber became so iconic was that it was only brought out when shit was really going to go down.
>>62946826
>Staru Waru Episodo NANA Da Fooru Awakenu Desu
Get it right
>『スター・ウォーズ/フォースの覚醒』
>Sutā U~ōzu / Fōsu no Kakusei
>>62944467
>more mexicans
Why?
>>62946899
>the wonder of a lightsaber is that it's a sword that can cut anything
Lightsabers didn't cut metal like butter until the prequels
THIS MOVIE KEEPS LOOKING WORSE AND WORSE
>>62947087
my version was better
>>62946847
Like others said they had pretty much the same thing in episode 3. Thing is only the tip of it can block the lightsaber so Finn should be able to just slice it on the bottom and be done with it quickly. That's what the jedi did to them in Ep 3.
Also having another weapon that can battle a lightsaber isn't a bad thing. We don't want a repeat of the prequels where all the droids got cut down like butter and there was never any tension because we knew the jedi would have no problem with them.
>>62947079
Han pls go
>>62947127
>look out, it's the AT-AT, the armor is so impenetrable we can't shoot them down and have to tie up their legs first
>luke swings his saber once and opens up a hole in the hull
>>62946972
>I talk shit about movie's I don't like online
>when someone calls me on my bullshit I hide behind the fact that I've never actually seen them
>I'm superior
Damn m8, there's nothing wrong with talking about stuff online but at least discuss the things you like and/or are knowledgable of.
>>62947216
Yes its inconsistent, but there are more examples of lightsabers bouncing off metal.
>>62945646
Maybe they saw some shit?
>>62947073
>I think this is the first new thing we've seen from JJ
It's pretty much what the magnaguards from Ep3 had.
>>62946533
>>62946533
>soccer ball with a head
>>62946533
>>62946533
>>62946533
God, I love footballs
>>62945793
Nigga Nien Numb speaks Swahili or some other African language.
So is the nigger force sensitive or is he only pretending?
>>62944843
>>62945212
it's supposed to look like a police baton. because in american the cops beat and kill black people and children without reprimand
>>62947402
>>62947410
>>62947414
>>62947436
If you're going to marketeer for disney, can you at least stop samefagging?
>>62945510
>>62946026
Imagine sitting down at the theater with your friends and family to watch the conclusion to the space opera you are in. Your big moment is coming up, your stomach flutters with anticipation, everyone smiles at you. then it happens they've dubbed you over with a guys voice, the only people who even realize you're a women are your friends and family.
>>62946847
Bitch, did you watch the OT? I swear on Christ's mum's grave you people are fucking retarded contrarians.
>>62946533
Cute. CUTE!
Look at the shit in the OP
And this shit right here
What the fuck is JJ doing, this cgi looks worse than the prequels
ITT complaining for the sake of complaining because you are a mad 23 year old virgin shut-in
>>62945422
>episode 1 doesn't count
Shut the fuck up.
>>62944467
0:25 WOAHWA
>>62947483
>50 million dollars have been spent on this film that only a dead person has seen
>all the hype is everyone being ironic or shilling :(
>>62947483
>>62947414
I'm sure this guy is marketing with a doujin about a girl with a dick, senpai
So it's force baton? Lightbaton?
>>62947494
Stop trying to defend your disaster, JJ. Don't you have some BBC to take?
>>62947572
No, you bloody retard. Did Luke cut through everything he put a lightsabre through in the OT?
>>62947608
Nah mate, your mum got to all of them first.
>>62947636
Anyone have this where the guy's going by like a train or a roller coaster?
>>62947498
Is this literally your first time on /tv/ or the internet in general?
>>62947610
So why can't they make an armor with that kind of material? Or at least a droid?
>>62944467
So they got a Mexican in the movie too.
>>62947483
Its /co/ cancer
WHO /WOOO/ HERE?!!
>>62947736
This looks like a fuckin PS2 game.
>>62947559
Marketers use our own reaction images and memes
>>62947736
That's Nien Nunb Jr.
>>62947073
>>62947791
Yeah, a Mexican.
>>62947742
>/co/ cancer
>one image is a generic image seen on all boards
>another is a poorly drawn version of another
>One is from a futanari doujinshi by Uno Makoto
>Another one is CLEARLY from /sp/
Yeah, I'm sure they're all the same person. Fucking dumbass.
>>62947763
why is she so perfect bros
i like that they finally played the song
>>62947724
>So why can't they make an armor with that kind of material?
They did, his name is darth vader. Luke's lightsaber bounces right off his shoulder
>>62944946
NOW THIS IS WHORE-FUCKING!
>I'll try anal. It's a good trick!
>>62947827
No. He actually cuts his arm off.
>Thread of people making reasonable criticism towards this soulless Disney basic plastic shit, Boyenga hate, business as usual
>Thread suddenly goes full tumblr shill mode
Disney, you're gonna have to be more suble than that
>>62944946
what is her logo?
>>62947824
The Celestial Conflict anthem always brings tears to my eyes.
>>62947840
>>62947806
Because marketers are competent enough to use board-specific reaction images right?
>>62947840
>I'll try spinning on his dick! It's a good trick!
>>62946533
So hyped!
>>62944946
I'LL TRY DISH WASHING! THAT'S A GOOD TRICK.
>>62947865
oh is that what its called?
>>62947073
What anime is the bottom pic from?
>>62947079
I agree. Lightsabers should only come out when it's a one on one situation. Not in a fucking active battlefield with a bunch of troopers running around.
>>62947843
I'm not mistaken faggot, I'm talking about the cloud city duel. Why would I say shoulder and not wrist? Because it's a different scene.
>>62947919
Cool, you got the first openly gay Star Wars character tattooed on your arm.
>>62947943
Seven Samurai
>>62947799
kek
>>62947919
Once the movie is out you gonna regret it
>>62947073
Wow. The knights of ren murdered dozens of people in the academy. No wonder Luke ran away like a bitch with his tail between his legs.
I'm glad they're making him a coward compared to the courageus new generation of progressive heroes. Every generation has the hero it deserves. Thankfully Luke, like everyone that grew up watching the OT, is a gigantic bitch.
>>62947937
Yeah, it's also known as the Space Adventure theme.
>>62944467
>there are people in this world who will unironically watch this movie
>>62944467
>windshield get's blown off
>his face starts flappin all over the place
>>62947763
she's actually pretty cute
>>62947843
Luke aims for his head in Bespin, but the sabes bounces off the shoulder pad, which prompts Vader to end the duel by cutting Luke's hand.
In ROTJ, Luke cuts off his hand, which doesn't have the armor his shoulder has.
>>62945184
>Nien
They prefer to be called Mexicans.
LOL, that cruel racist stereotype is problematic for Jew Jew
I always, even as akid, knew that it was a cartoon version of a spic
>>62946972
>I'm not a child.
but you sure going to watch the space movie about ships doing pew pew
and dinossaurs with lasers swords
>>62947079
Lucas is a fucking retard.
Lightsabers have no place in open battlefield. And Episode II clearly showed that when 300 Jedi got slaughtered by droids.
>>62947079
bigger question is doesnt that trooper in the background simply turn around and shoot finn?
why are stormtroopers so retarded, bros?
>>62948189
Oh god the CGI in ep 2 is so fucking awful.
>>62947518
He's right though.
>>62948238
to be fair the CG was the least of that movie problems
>>62946533
>it is treason then
>BEEEEEEEEEP
>>62948122
>Implying I'm not watching it ironcially
>Implying still being alive in 2015 isn't inherently ironic by default
>>62947799
Has anyone noticed the mandalorian helmet on the left guy yet?
what's even the point in advertising star wars?
>>62947736
Kinda funny that the new pilot helmets fit Nien Nunb's head better than it does human ones.
![01-Haro-on-the-phone[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U5OKzMd.jpg "01-Haro-on-the-phone[1].jpg")
>>62946533
>mfw Americans finally get their own Haro
I like it.
>>62948281
no, nobody has known that for an entire month
>>62948282
more money
>>62948301
He's wearing a space sombrero underneath it.
>>62947073
does the second guy from the left have a fucking electric poleaxe?
>>62946533
That lil' guy is the one reason my girlfriend is going to go see Star Wars with me in the theater, which is fucking awesome, because it is much better to be watching a SW movie in the theater with a thin, cute girl sitting next to you than watching it alone.
>tfw paid to advertise this movie here, on reddit, neogaf and gamefaqs
>All I have to do in /tv/ is make a thread and people do the shilling for me
Thank you cu.cks. Make sure to watch the movie. It's really good, and Finn is a great bull.
>>62947079
He's got no guns or he ran out of ammo?
Also, this.
>>62947919
I refuse to believe this is real
>>62948401
Man fuck that
Everytime I take my girl to the movies, I have to break her crab legs because it hurts her hands, then she spends a whole hour in the showers.
>>62948501
This gif should always have Bert in the backseat, no matter what.
>>62947763
Fucking hell. They should have given her some of that make-up for the movie.
>>62948526
i laughed
>>62948401
enjoy making her fantasizing about a bbc
>>62947919
This reminds me of the dude that tattooed Jar Jar before Ep. 1 came out.
>>62948580
she does look great like that but cmon, imagine /tv/'s reaction to a junk smuggler living in a wasteland that has perfect magazine style makeup?
>>62946533
BB is pretty cute, I really like her
>>62948526
>her hands hurt
woman shit is so gay
>I'm tired
>>62948653
*him
