Ep*c.
>>62939038
Aren't lightsabers like very light in weight? Why can't jedis hold them like a torch and just start poking?
Lmao so the nigger is ACTUALLY a jedi I thought he was just a non jedi character and I was almost okay with that but a nigger jedi? LITERALLY dropped before its even out
Also that scene is literally reddit: the scene
What's this from?
>>62939066
Planet of the apes
>>62939066
Blacked.com
>>62939038
top fucking kek
>>62939058
No they are not. Lucas specifically explained that they are suppose to be heavy because amount of energy a lightsaber hold
LITTLE
STORMTROOPER
BATONS
>>62939038
Why doesn't he just hit the part of the stick that isn't lightsaber proof?
i thought finn is a stormtrooper, why is he fighting another stormtrooper?
>>62939038
The black character is a light jedi, inherently good.
The white stormtrooper is on the side of dark, and could be considered evil.
It shows us that black men are good and that they're here to use their sabers to fight off the evil white men.
>>62939094
hold it like a spear then?
I see Game of Thrones has been influential on this generation of film makers and film goers
>>62939038
Where is the cool choreography? Even I can swing a sword like that.
>>62939079
Go back to reddit
>>62939141
It's probably the first battle he's ever had to use one and I doubt he had much training, he seems very green (or black lelmao) from what we've seen
>>62939141
JJ is a memelord that shits on the prequels because it's cool. Expect a lot of wink wink shit in this movie.
>Iconic albeit childish and questionable in quality movie franchise
>Comfy, light hearted, the black characters in the previous movies are mynigga.jpg tier
>Hire kike to direct the new movies
>He makes a nigger the new Anakin, Luke
>Forced BMWW relationship
Friendly reminder /pol/ is always right
>>62939219
I honestly don't understand how some people can deny it at this point.
>>62939038
Eesh, that weapon looks so awkward to use.
>>62939219
dont flock like a little shit and watch it like the rest of you nerds will do then?
>>62939094
if there are no notable gravitational forces involved then that is just another dumb as shit explanation from lucas
>>62939038
Who's inside the suit? Is it some random stormtrooper? That would be cool.
>>62939219
>He makes a nigger the new Anakin, Luke
Fin is just a black herring. The girl will be the jedi, I thought that's obvious.
>>62939315
Daniel Craig.
>>62939038
Great toy commercial
That thing looks heavy as fuck when it pops out of its holster. Cool scene.
This is the first thing to get me interested in the movie.
>>62939143
I don't go there, broheim
>>62939038
>Jedi are now as powerful as a lowly storm trooper with a melee weapon.
Bravo Abrams, I'm sure this film will make millions...
>>62939323
How is that cool? Since when a random stromtrooper can go go head to head against a lightsaber? Maybe he is some high ranked experienced stormtrooper but then why does he have the same armor as the rest of them? It looks stupid desu
>>62939305
it is shooting out a stream of plasmain the opposite direction
also
>implying I'm goiing to watch this jew trass\h
>>62939436
I meant to quote
>>62939315
>>62939436
>Since when a random stromtrooper can go go head to head against a lightsaber
Why not? A lightsaber is just a weapon, what makes it strong is the person carrying it.
im not watching this movie
jj doesn't like looking around and seeing white people, he shouldnt be seeing them buy tickets to his movies either
>>62939038
Wait, so he's actually a Jedi? He can use a lightsaber? What's his midichlorian count?
>>62939434
He's newbie jedi also the stormtrooper will most likely die in the next shot
>>62939516
greater than that of any white skinned jedi
>>62939219
>My assumptions fall in line with my prejudices
Quality post family
>>62939436
No, it's great; it was really ridiculous just how useless stormtroopers were in the original trilogy. Beefing them up will ad a bit of tension.
instead of using his lightsaber, why doesn't he use his WHITESABER and defeat the white race?
>>62939516
It's off the charts/
>>62939305
Something about gyroscopic forces. I buy it.
Shouldn't the lightsaber tear that Storm Trooper meme weapon in half?
>>62939510
well said. if he actually cared about diversity he would've hired native americans, spics or even indians god knows they need representation but no, jews always try to force c.uck bullshit
>>62939219
[Citation needed]
>>62939219
>>Comfy, light hearted, the black characters in the previous movies are mynigga.jpg tier
is this /pol/ speak for insignificant background characters?
The fucking canon of what a 'Jed'i is has me so confused now.
I was always under the impression that a Jedi or someone naturally gifted with the Force was ONLY able to effectively wield a lightsaber.
Can any ol' faggot use a lightsaber and kill people with it?
>>62939038
that looks so fucking stupid
>>62939636
What about grievous guards weapons they didnt alright against lightsabers
>sword vs weapon that looks like a heavy and cumbersome extension of your arm
i don't have anything against vibroblades, but that arm thingy looks retarded
JJ is gonna crash this franchise with no survivors
Why are people so butthurt?
It's clear that Finn dies at the end of episode VII.
Even in the concept art Rey is using that blue lightsaber to fight the final boss.
>>62939411
That thing looks heavy as fuck when it pops out of its holster. Cool scene.
This is the first thing to get me interested in the movie.
>>62939644
Poe (oscar Isaac) is a spic
What a glorious piece of shit this will be.
hmm so i havent seen many of these movies so this is basically planet of the apes vs star of the wars crossover?
looks worse than capeshit in my humble opinion to be quite honest family shaking my head
>>62939692
But Lando was a general and he blew up the second Death Star. That's pretty big.
>>62939315
nah it's Cortosis Phrikk, played by daniel craig
Jar Jar Abrams butchered Star Trek. Now he's fucking up Star Wars worse than Lucas ever could.
>>62939695
>Can any ol' faggot use a lightsaber and kill people with it?
Yes, this has always been the case. Han uses Luke's lightsaber in Empire Strikes Back.
A Jedi is similar to a knight or a samurai, they've been specifically trained in a way to earn their title. Plus they're able to use the force which ordinary people are unable to do.
Daily reminder that Genrel Grevious had bodyguards in episode III and they has staffs that could fight against lightsabers.
This film takes place 53 years after episode episode III and you guys think that it's out of place for a storm trooper to be given a staff that can fight off against a lightsaber.
You're hilarious /tv
>there's battle scene where good guys fight the evil guys but when our hero fights against someone unique noone interrupts them
>>62939038
this looks so poorly directed
>>62939773
why dont the just shoot boyega in that scene
>>62939094
>Light energy some how producing weight or thrust
>The energy contained within the saber's power cell reacting with the crystal somehow produces weight
>Whenever a character turns a lightsaber on, they never brace their arms or show any noticeable increase in weight regarding the object they are holding
If sabers had weight like Lucas says, then when Luke first ignites his saber in New Hope, it should go flying down like somebody firing off a revolving.
>>62939830
Lightsabers aren't really light though.
They're like a plasma blowtorch.
>>62939038
Why would a storm trooper have a light-saber proof weapon, if the jedis are supposedly wiped out.
Jesus Christ please tell me this is a well done fake or something.
>>62939838
they're light
>>62939079
>/Niggerloversout/
>/Keksplsgo/
>>62939838
But they are light. They are literally just incredibly highly osculating fields of light strewn together with a plasma field holding it's length and shape.
>>62939038
Looks like a made for tv movie.
>>62939843
Why would someone shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?
>>62939821
The storm trooper doesn't appear to have a gun. He might be trained to fight with that thing coming from his arm instead of a gun.
>>62939038
LMAO WHAT A SHITSHOW
HOLY FUCK THIS MOVIE IS GONNA BOMB
STAR AVENGERS
>>62939830
E = mc^2
>>62939062
No. Han Solo is not a Jedi and he used a light sword in "Empire Strikes Back."
>>62939888
To further increase the probability of the man dying.
>>62939695
You don't have to know the Force to be a Jedi, Andrew Stranberg is a Jedi.
So you're telling me that there are stormtrooper units designed to carry only meele weapon? What would they do if someone hmmm I don't know shot at them not like they can block the shots
>>62939772
Right, that's what I'm curious about though. I wouldn't say Han was exactly trained in the art of sword-play like Luke was, so we can infer he some element of the 'force' within him.
Then in this new movie we see a random stormtrooper use a melee weapon against Finn who in all likelihood is like Han. It just makes me think the Force is even weaker in this timeline to the point where stormtroopers can fight lightsabers.
>>62939080
>>62939038
>when-the-wind-blows
The set pieces look like something out of Xena.
>>62940051
no you fuck anyone can use a damn lightsaber and not be a jedi
same way i can use a sword, doesn't make a damn knight
>>62940011
The Force is exactly what made a Jedi though. If a person didn't know how to wield the force they'd likely use a ranged weapon (i.e. Lea and Han)
>>62940132
BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU AS EFFECTIVE AS A FUCKING SWORDSMAN WHO HAS TRAINED TO USE IT
>>62939094
Just like how Luke picks up the lightsaber for the first time and starts waving it around like it's nothing?
>>62940044
his action figure carries a rifle too, so he probably had one and it got damaged
>>62939038
>Lightsabers can't be blocked by anything except other lightsabers and some super rare material
>Random stormtrooper #436430925 has something that can stop a lightsaber.
>>62939865
>implying 4chan is a hugbox for sjws or black obsessed racists like you
You really should get laid sometimes, anon. It messes with your mental health.
>>62939080
>>62939830
Light literally exerts a force on anything it hits
>>62940182
It wouldn't be so bad if the tonfa was a little smaller. It looks too big to be wielded efficiently against a fast weapon like a lighsaber.
Take the 2 sticks out and you have a pretty cool weapon.
>>62939062
>forgetting about Mace Windu
>forgetting Mace Windu comes from an entire planet of black people who are force sensitive
>>62940207
>le virgin card
>le it's 2015
>le racist
>le hugbox
Identify tumbrl 101, get out disgusting whale.
>>62939038
oh god that looks awful
I don't mind the weapon itself, it's fine, the older scripts even hinted at stormtroopers having shock sticks, and it makes sense that they'd try to come up with something to counter lightsabers seeing as how badly the jedi rekt them, but that "look at me i'm so badass" pose as he activates it and that jiggling shoulderpad.. christ this better be an outtake
>>62940249
Windu was actually a Wookie with severe alopecia areata all over his body.
>>62939739
still a background character
>>62939038
>stormtrooper in the background readying weapon to defend against deadly crumbling stone pillar while a guy with a lightsaber is twirling around behind him
So how did they recover Anakin's lightsaber from whatever is under cloud city?
>>62940321
>Insert some convoluted EU bullshit
>>62940311
For you.
For the rest of us, he was a main character.
Mon Motma was a background character. Lando had a character arc.
>>62939038
>baton looks unwieldy as fuck
>armor looks like it just came out of the apple assembly line
>>62940345
>Lando was a main character
oh come on /tv/
>>62940321
THey didn't. That whole lightsaber thing is an elaborate ruse to find out where Luke is hiding.
>>62940321
>from whatever is under cloud city?
If I know anything about gas giants, the only thing under cloud city is enough pressure to crush a lightsaber to the size of a pea.
>>62940361
What? It's true.
I'm out
>>62939697
this
>>62939038
aww come on starwars this looks like it was shot in fucking britian. not in a far far away galaxy
>>62940413
You're a fearful little quitter. Fear is a Dark Side path. Enjoy sucking that Sheevelicious dick, you Shit Lord.
>>62940345
Just like Qui-Gonn Jinn
PREORDER
CANCELED
>>62940051
Or the stormtrooper is part of an elite squad to counter Jedi. Besides, all Han did was make a single cut with the lightsaber. Any schmuck could do that, doesn't make them Force sensitive.
>>62939079
>legitimately being a cotton picker and browsing /tv/
top fucking kek
>>62940439
QG was the mentor character. They're usually not main characters. Like Ben and Yoda in the OT.
Landa was at the bottom of the list of main characters in the OT, but he was still there. He had a complete heroic character arc. He was even more of a character than Sheev. Sheev only became a main (as in main character)antagonist in the PT.
looks like the most cumbersome and useless weapon i've ever seen
the fact that a stormtrooper is using it makes it even more pathetic
>>62940413
>>62940452
Christ, you sound like those commenters on Youtube videos that scream they're unsubscribing. I'm sure Disney's really going to get worried because some tard on a Pakistani basket weaving board said he wasn't seeing the flick.
mediclhorians
>looks stupid
>black guy looks so out of place
Jesus Christ this movie looks bad.
>>62940548
>i police anonymous chinese cartoon image boards in the name of megacorporations, looking for dissenting opinions
>for free
>>62940519
I agree to some extent, but Ben and Yoda were MUCH MORE memorable than Qui-Gonn. QG should have had much more impact in the prequel movies. It's kind of sad to think Jar Jar is more memorable than QG.
>>62939929
Do you know how much c^2 is?
Finn looks fine. And cool. It's the rest of the movie that looks weird. Competent Stormtroopers with weird weaponry, like the giant space-tonfa and bulky flamethrower (at least Boba Fett's flamethrower was wrist-mounted), weird looking Kylo Ren (Howard the Duck in a Revan costume?), Harrison Ford looks like he's gonna fall dead at any second, A DEATH STAR PLANET???, etc.
Rey and Finn are the only things so far that don't fill me with dread.
>>62939644
yes we need a indian hero in the next film with a non-comedic effect role
who's in with me?
AYE!
>>62939732
That thing looks heavy as fuck when it pops out of its holster. Cool scene.
This is the first thing to get me interested in the movie.
>>62940548
>I'm sure Disney's really going to get worried because some tard on a Pakistani basket weaving board said he wasn't seeing the flick.
Opinions expressed not necessarily indicative of the views of the Disney Corporation.
>>62940612
I agree. Liam did a great job. I liked QG a lot more than Obi Wan in the PT. The problem is that TPM had too much going on to leave room for QG to have the same impact as Old Ben or Yoda. The story was too... complexe for no reason. The OT is very simple and straightforward. It also uses archetypes we're all familiar with (form Kung Fu movies, Westerns, etc.). The PT tried to cram too much meat into it's sandwich.
>>62940673
The duck-billed stormtrooper mask is probably JJ masturbating over ducks.
Han is likely to die though. Guessing Finn will take his place. Harrison Ford has sought closure on this series for a while and this is probably the best place to achieve it.
Why would storm troopers need an anti Jedi weapon if according to Han they've faded into legend?
>>62939038
>this retarded shit will be the highest grossing movie of all time
Thanks, Jews!
>>62940772
It won't beat Cameron's retarded shit.
Can't believe I miss Titanic's owning the box office
>>62939182
But he's a fucking soldier.
Even the other Trooper looks like he's just aimlessly flailing his specialised weapon around.
>>62939058
>>62940799
Maybe it's Phasma in a run-of-the-mill ST outfit? As a trap?
I give JJA too much credit...
>>62939541
>assumptions
So stating facts as observed in movies and reality is making an assumption now?
>>62940793
>Can't believe I miss Titanic's owning the box office
if Titanic was still #1 your edgy contrarianism would be directed at that instead
>>62940673
"Stormtroopers are incompetent and can't hit the broadside of a barn" is a shit meme. They were much better as a concept when they were actually feared line in A New Hope when they torch the Lars homestead and nearly gun down Luke & co as they're fleeing Tatooine. They SHOULD be scary and competent, at least in groups, or else it's just boring cartoon mookery like the droids were in the prequels.
>>62939062
>TRIGGERED
>>62939038
Pools closed nigger.
>>62940767
Empire/remnant/order wants you to believe they're just a legend. They suppress the truth, while still carrying anti-jedi weapons. Wake up sheeple
>>62939079
Hello newfriend:]
>>62940851
People forgive bad shit in the old movies far too easily.
Stormtroopers will never again be seen as a legitimate threat. This specialised "anti-lightsaber trooper" looks stupid as shit, but people accept it because "lel but troopers ARE shit"
>Flying X-Wing into Rebel outpost
>Shit gets hot, missiles locked on every which-way
>'It Ain't me' comes on the Comms
>Crash into the ground
This isn't my fuckin war senpai, it ain't me
>>62940851
In groups, yes, I agree 100%. But so far, it feels like they've made them more 'individuals' than a group. Like signature weapons, unique looks, etc.
Before, when they had unique looks and weapons, it wasn't linited to 1 individual Stormtrooper, but a bunch of them.
Anyway, maybe it's just an impression and the movie will portray them as a group.
>>62940876
It looks like a clumsy way to sell toys, anon...
rey will show some crazy skills with her staff and that will show you how her skills will be with a saber.
Finn will just be swinging wildly
>>62940940
It's a clumsy way of portraying the antithesis of Finn, who was a Stormtrooper before, by having him fight an evil version of his potential self.
That's why the Trooper is so different in pose and moves from the other ones. He's an individual. He's Finn if he didn't reject the FO. Pottery.
>>62940207
>you literally just responded how his image said you would
you guys dont even try anymore do you?
>>62940990
I'll go with that. It seems like the movie is trying to establish the theme that everyone has a double or mirror of themselves. I suppose it makes sense.
>>62940990
An evil, faceless version with a collapsible sword-like weapon, no less.
>>62939038
What is even happening with the stromtrooper. This looks terrible. This can't be actual choreography. You can tell how flimsy and shittily made the stormtroopers props are too; you can see it fucking wiggle. It makes no sense.
>>62940669
Yes.
What's your point here?
>>62941090
Welcome to post-2010 Hollywood.
>>62939830
>like somebody firing off a revolving
>>62939695
>Can any ol' faggot use a lightsaber and kill people with it?
Y E S
E
S
lightsabers aren't magical
they don't require force powers to activate
but having force powers helps you not kill yourself with them when you swing them around while spinning
>>62940669
(3x10^8)^2
>attaching such a top heavy weapon to your arm, severely limiting your range of movement and the amount of force you can leverage
Forget the hiltsaber, this is the most retarded weapon in cinematic history.
>>62941225
>nerds arguing about the physics of a weapon in a space opera fantasy flick
Is this what you want to be?
>>62941194
Even the Jedi/Sith Tricks don't require the Force to use them. Han was able to use the Spinning Trick to kill off Boba Fett in RotJ, and he only knew of it by watching Ben train Luke on the Falcon.
>>62941255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwC_o_fcW1s
Force-less Jedi Spinning Trick executed by a blind man with no Force Sensitivity.
>>62939038
That looks so silly
>>62941307
>tfw Han used the Jedi High Ground Trick WITH THE FALCON when saving Luke from Vader in the Death Star battle of ANH
What's everyone's problem here?
I think the baton weapon looks kind of silly and impractical, but at least Finn's fighting isn't prequel tier spinning.
>>62941388
By placing the Falcon beneath Luke when he was falling from Bespin, his friends were able to give him back the High Ground, saving his life.
Literally anyone can use Jedi and Sith Tricks.
>>62941417
>Shoulder pad jiggles
>Baton is impractical
>3/10 would not watch
>>62941433
That was a High Ground/Point of View combo. The only way to give Luke High Ground was to combine the 2 Tricks into 1.
HANG ON
>scratches ass
AY HANG ON
>rubs neckbeard
SO YALL SAYIN
>repels all humans in vicinity with vile appearance, odor, and personality
YALL SAYIN
>soils himself
YALL SAYING THAT STAR WARS
>perpetuates willful ignorance
THAT STAR WARS
>gets hard thinking about Trump
AY HANG ON
>advocates White Man's Burden
YALL SAYING
>loses job
SO YALL SAYIN
>uses memes outside /pol/ with zero irony
THAT STAR WARS
>continues to be a kissless virgin incel
THE NEW STAR WARS
>watches the girl he has a crush on happily date an upstanding gentleman of color
THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE
>believes white genocide is a thing
THAT THAR MOVIE
>has a rape fantasy about Anita Sarkeesian
STAR WARS
>fantasizes about the Day of the Rope
HAS A
>wishes he could be as cool as Elliot Rodger
HAS A NIGGER
>contributes to /r9k/'s Beta Uprising Manifesto
HAS A NIGGER IN IT!?
>is a generally awful person and supports policies designed to maximize human suffering
OUTRAGEOUS
>lives a miserable existence as a wretched, hateful hermit devoid of warmth, happiness, satisfaction, or fulfillment until his lonely, unnoticed, unlamented demise in front of his computer many unpleasant years later
>>62941388
In the Mos Eisley cantina, when threatened by Greedo, Han leans back against the wall, increasing the angle of separation between them and creating a high ground field (HGF) that allows him to get a shot off before Greedo can retaliate.
Who the fuck cares, it's a stupid kids movie pandered to retards and normies who think they're being nerds for watching what is the lowest form of entertainment ever conceived.
>>62941417
the scene is poorly shot, the stormtrooper looks silly, finns a dindu, the background looks like b movie trash, the way its shot has finn and trooper in a bubble away from everything else which is unrealistic, boyega fucking sucks as an actor, the stormtrooper thing is stupid and has no purpose other than to have a "omg finns a jedi" fight, finns a nigger, nothing in this entire sequence has anything of value
>>62939038
What the hell is that stupid thing?
>>62941473
>you spent time on this
>>62939137
Black jedi
Holds sabre like spear
Spear chucker
>>62941480
Han knew about the High Ground Trick before meeting Old Ben? Interseting.
>>62941480
It was a combo of High Ground Trick (chair lean) and Point of View Trick (who shot first?).
>That Baton saber
It looks too heavy and a burden to use. Why would the Empire create something like that?
>>62939516
BIG
BLACK
MIDICHLORIANS
>>62941487
So basically your problem is with Finn being a nigger.
We're all anonymous here, why can't you be honest?
>m-muh race
>>62939038
Where is this from?
>finn becomes jedi
>falls in love with rey
>luke recognizes this as a parallel with anakin/padme
>gives finn an ultimatim, give up rey and continue his jedi training or fuck off
>finn chooses rey
>proves to luke that BMWW is stronger than the force
>the entire 2nd and 3rd movies are just hardcore porn of finn giving it to rey in various postions
>>62941680
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens.
You're welcome.
>>62941025
Virgin pls
>>62941723
bravo JJ
>>62941680
12 years a slave
>>62941633
>Hey, remember when that Sith who became a spider had that double lightsaber? That was cool, right?
>Now imagine: a tonfa with 2 OTHER STICKS ATTACHED TO THE END OF IT! NOT 1 OTHER STICK, BUT 2!!!!!
>Genius!
>>62939038
>the final boss is a storm trooper
dropped
>>62941723
That wasn't funny at all.
I bet you're tapping F5 with your mouth open and waiting for replies.
Well, here's your reply.
I wonder what went through your head when you hit that 'Post' button? Did you realize your mistake when it was too late? Or do you realize it as you're reading this?
At least you're anonymous.
Nobody will ever know your shame.
I hope you remember this post the next time you are trying to come up with something funny.
>>62941878
That's not a Stormtrooper, that's a Monsoon Commando.
Why would a ST need that when there is no Jedi around
Plus why doesn't he just shoot Finn? Finn can't deflect them
All i see is "We need a new toy"
>>62941917
I read the first 2 llines of your post. Now I get to see SW7 before you do. Because you just gave me cancer.
>>62941942
It's also a design that can be sold as a safe fake-weapon to children.
>>62941953
lol @ this
>they are literally raiding kyles backstory just for finn
fuck you JJA.
@62941953
Hello fellow Redditor :)
>>62941505
it is pretty good desu
>>62942019
NBTRBFTBH
>>62942044
It's shit.
big black bucks with white angels is a thing of beauty. Beauty! BEAUTY!
>>62940340
they made all of the EU not canon
You know who would have made a better Finn? Aziz Ansari.
I'm serious.
>>62939875
yeah I recall it has something to do with the way the balde actually spins, thinkspinning a gyroscope really fast then try to alter it's orientation. It's why they fight with them like big claymores, vs fencing if they actually weighed nothing.
>>62941657
DELETE THIS
THIS IS OFFENSIVE
>>62942231
>reading that in his voice
>>62942231
Hollywood doesn't care about Asians or Hispanics
>>62941642
haha - underrated comment
>>62939697
My fucking toughts. Holy shit.
>>62939038
>>62941505
Oddly enough it was quite funny and an original twist on a classic. This board is lacking in originality these days, so bravo to that anon.
>>62939436
I assume it's because unlike the original trilogy. Fin is just a guy who's force sensitive with a light saber. He's not trained. He's just swinging a sword around like an ass.
>>62941473
>white genocide
>>62939062
Forget the niggerjedi, look at that stormtrooper wielding a lightsaber-proof stick
Like, holy shit.
racists pricks
>>62940201
>Science and warfare completely stop advancing in the starwars universe.
50 something years man.
>>62939038
this is worse than anything the prequels did.
>>62941473
I guess this is the result of *steals* from the original?
>>62939219
>ZOMG THE BLACK GUYS ARE NO LONGER HELPFUL FRIENDS THEYRE NOW THE LEAD ZOMG
Why the fuck would it even matter to you? Are you that racist?
>>62942128
It's true.
>>62941473
Holy fuck
Racist neck beards getting BTFO
>>62939038
Everyone's a fucking jedi
Not watching this for real
>>62941473
>>advocates White Man's Burden
Aren't all the Jedi supposed to be kill, except for Luke? What do Stormtroopers need Jedi busting tech for? Or is there going to be a Jedi Academy or something?
>>62940249
>>forgetting about Mace Windu
>>forgetting Mace Windu comes from an entire planet of black people who are force sensitive
More like an entire planet of black people who are use of force sensitive.
>>62944866
Knights of the Old Republic, which people pretend has good writing, has Vibroblades in it and that's set in the past.
Hes a nigger! Look theres a nigger!!
>>62944866
I don't know why everyone gives a fuck about whether or not Finn is a jedi. This is the real issue at hand. JJ Introducing bullshit tech every 5 seconds is what we should be worrying about.
>>62944329
>he doesn't know about vibro blades
>>62945379
The new emperor is a Jedi so he probably has a special anti-Jedi unit since he knows there could be others
I doubt every single stormtrooper has that, for example boyangas armor does not appear to have it.
>>62945379
Vibroblades do a shitload of physical harm on their own.
Deflecting lightsabers is a bonus.
>>62945242
If you're not that racist at this point, you're blind to the raw deal our culture is giving us.
>>62945587
If I had an anti-Jedi unit I'd give them flamethrowers.
>>62945379
>Or is there going to be a Jedi Academy or something?
sheev(yes he survived) played the video games and is afraid luke is actually gonna do that. it's just precaution
>>62939137
And fry your fucking hand on the laser?
>>62939038
>lightsaber-proof shit
Completely ends the purpose of a lightsaber.
>>62944866
General Bronchitis' droids in Ep 3 had the exact same thing
LE NOG-TASER
>>62945603
Well, it's movie logic. Just turn your brain off senpai.
>>62940361
He was though?
>>62939143
more like,
go black to reddit
>>62945405
KOTOR might have a shit plot but the characters and dialogue are excellent. Also making the lightsabers cut through everything would have made for some very unbalanced gameplay.
Oh, and it has the most GOAT negro jedi ever.
Wait, what? Is that real?
The 'animation' of the Stormtrooper looks so off it reminds me of this.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=93e_1378710092&comments=1
>>62945552
EU is no longer canon
>>62939038
It's good to see Stormtroopers be legitimate threats. They're being the elites that we've always been told they are, but never actually seen.
DIS IS FO SLAVERY, CRACKA
>>62941473
So stupid it's funny.
>>62939079
>>/kekchan/
>>/wifesgoodkekc/
>>/kekcandproud/
>>/reddit/
>>62939038
Wow, Tracy Morgan is looking much better than I thought he would after the accident
>>62939929
even if it applied directly and the energy remained constant and confined until use, it would weight much less than 1 kilo
>>62945690
>>62945405
but KOTOR isnt' canon, you whiny shits
>>62939038
>its a /pol/ bait thread
for fuck sake, i hate niggers as the next edgy teenager oin this forum, but it is one guy, who will probably die in partVII
PartVIII will cater to Mehico
only other reason for a darkie to go to cinema is 50 shaders of black this year
>>62939038
WHAT THE FUCK
>>62948080
>it's a shitpost from a reddit user
>>62948146
>but it is one guy, who will probably die in partVII
>>62939038
> No jedi to fight
> equip soldiers with anti jedi weapons
Pick uno
