what is the sexiest movie?
>>62932619
she's ugly as fuck. if not for the decent body i would think it's a man.
androgynous monster face
Boogie Nights
>>62932619
What the fuck is wrong with her abdomen?
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>62932619
IMAGINE
>>62932676
What, what?
>>62932676
Heh, thanks for delivering, anon.
>>62932676
your hate is beautiful
>>62932676
get help senpai
leon
>>62932669
That's just her stomach cleavage you fucking virgo.
I liked that movie Q, esp the scene where Deborah Revy jerks off that sexy dude from behind.
>>62932676
Whoever wrote this was a fucking poet, man. I wish I could hang out with him.
>>62932727
>how to make a pedo uncomfortable
>>62932687
Was that seriously supposed to be sexy?
>>62932634
>>62932644
Reminder that Jamie Lee Curtis was born a hermaphrodite.
>there are people in this thread who would not fuck jamie lee curtis at the times of true lies
baka u niggas gay
>>62932727
That movie was border line pedo
>>62932727
Why did she even have that sexy bra and thong? The bra is clearly too big for her. Was Leon a secret crossdresser?
>>62932694
>>62932696
>>62932717
>>62932720
>>62932760
>>62932771
fucking newfags, get off 4chan
>>62932619
Though there is no nudity, I think Closer is quite close to top tier because I'm hopelessly in love with Natalie.
Striptease is pretty good (love Dina Spybey).
>>62932794
>borderline
Banditas
>>62932794
>>62932816
stop projecting, you sickos
What would have happened if the terrorists didn't bust in, and Arnold had to explain to his wife why he kidnapped her and forced her to strip for him?
Maladolescenza hands down.
>>62932852
I'd project my semen all over those burgeoning nips, if you catch my drift...
>>62932687
A 10
V 10
Thank YIFY
>>62932898
l-lewd
>>62932802
What happened to this place? I thought eveyone bein redditors was a joke.
Fuck this board
>>62932676
still gets me every god damn time
>>62932676
There you go
>>62932795
I barely remember the plot, but didn't she have her slut sister's clothes?
What makes the movie funny in retrospect is how she came on to him in at least two different scenes, but he's so autistic that killing people is the only thing that gets him off. Eventually, they bond over paintball.
It's like the ultimate pedo frustration flick.
>>62933782
True of false: these tits are better than Daddario's
>>62932802
>>62933964
100% true
Splice
>>62933782
what movie.
It's Mulholland Drive.
That one scene is fucking amazing. Like I'm pretty sure it shaped my fetishes when I saw it as a teenager.
Also that bate scene from "In the Cut".
>>62933964
I hope you were looking for a fight boyo cause you just found one
>>62934228
Man, I was just a little older than them when that movie came out (middle school) and that scene always blew me awaypretty much the only memorable scene, though.
>>62934228
WHAT MOVIE IS THIS MAGIC?
>>62934320
Great Expectations ('98)
total gilf
>those tits
>>62934390
I would.
>>62932676
Here is your reply
>>62933964
Daddario's tits are GOAT.
There is absolutely no comparison.
>>62932676
It never gets old
>>62932619
i always thought she looked fine as fuck in this scene.. hmm
>>62932619
that one
>>62934390
I said I wasn't going masturbate tonight, fuck you guys.
>>62932676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcOWMohYTVo
>>62932619
HIGH CUT WAIST LINES NEED TO. COME BACK
>>62935603
No one wants to have kids anymore so why show the childbearing hips?
>>62932676
Excellent pasta
>>62932619
>>62933782
>>62933782
Good sir, I happened to notice your fine post and gave you an immediate upvote :)
Now, if I may trouble you for the film's name? Vibe on good chum!
>>62935771
boogie nights
>>62932687
>>62932687
the first time I saw this scene was with my grandparents for fucks sake
>>62935618
I'm definitely saving it! Hopefully it becomes a meme XD
>>62932687
I found this scene really uncomfortable, not just because Jamie Lee Curtis looks weird, but because Arnold's character had abused his position to scare the shit out of his wife and coerce her into acting as a stripper while he sits there and pervs away, roleplaying as a gangster.
4 10/10s in one movie
>>62936650
pitt, cruz, banderas, and....dunst?
>>62932676
>(for that is what she calls herself)
gets me every time
>>62933964
True.
>>62936687
christian slater
>>62932676
Kek every time
>>62932676
LMAO XD
>>62932676
>redditors still think this is funny
>>62936939
Oh look, an autist unable to have a sense of humor.
Here's your (You) by the way, you deserve it.
>>62936939
inorite, this place is truly pathetic when there is no mature humor on the entire site for intelligent gentleman such as ourselves.
>>62933930
Ultimate pedo frustration movie
Did you miss the scene in hard candy where the girl tied him up? Maybe we have different views on frustration, but being tied up sends my frustration levels through the roof
I always thought (and still do) that that scene was sexy as fuck.
>>62934390
I'd have her pretend to be Carol from twd.
>>62936939
>Autism
>>62934178
This. There were like three godly scenes there that shouldn't have given me diamonds but it did. Fuck this movieliterally.
>>62932676
Imagine que es Arnold en esa escena y tener que ser todos como "maldita sea, Jamie Curtis, que maldito bien, todo sexy con su cuerpo apretado y horrible cara del monstruo andrógino. Estoy totalmente de tener sexo contigo, tanto mi carácter y mi verdadero yo ". cuando todo lo que realmente quiere hacer es joder otra de 16 años en su camerino. Como imaginar seriamente tener que estar Arnold y no sólo sentarse en esa silla, mientras que Jamie Lee Curtis hace alarde de su cuerpo repugnante frente a ti, la iluminación favorable apenas ocultando sus estrías y la piel curtida, y simplemente sentarse allí, tomar después de tomar, hora tras hora , mientras que perfeccionó ese baile. CURTIS PARECE QUE * * ?? porque no son los que tienen que sentarse allí y ver su rostro varonil puto gremlin contorsionarse en tipos de muecas que ni siquiera sabía que existía antes de ese día. Usted ha estado jodiendo nada más que una dieta saludable de las rubias y las supermodelos y más tarde presuntas víctimas de violación para su carrera profesional TODA viene directamente de el culo del mundo en Austria. Usted nunca ha visto nada tan jodidamente asqueroso antes, y ahora usted jura se puede degustar el sudor que está rompiendo en su estómago con hoyuelos como ella chupa en retorcerse que sugestivamente a ti, con aire de suficiencia seguro de que usted está disfrutando de la oportunidad de obtener pagados a sentarse allí y disfrutar de su "escultural (porque eso es lo que ella llama a sí misma)" la belleza, la belleza ha trabajado tan duro para con entrenadores personales en los meses anteriores. Y entonces el director llama a otra toma, y usted sabe que usted podría matar a cada persona en esta sala antes de que el estudio de la seguridad podría poner abajo, pero usted se sienta allí y soportar, porque estás jodiendo Arnold. Usted no va a perder su futura carrera política sobre esto. Sólo soportarlo. Ocultar su cara y aguantar.
>>62932619
I recommend this
>>62937595
It's less funny in tacos language.
anyone that says that they find jamie lee curtis attractive or not attractive is a lying sack of shit
>>62937848
una vela
>>62937848
I did quick google tranlate, it would be better hand translated.
>>62932676
Hi, Reddit!
Imaginez Arnold dans cette scène et d'avoir à être tout comme "putain, Jamie Curtis, vous fuckin 'amende, tout sexy avec votre corps serré et horrible visage de monstre androgyne. Je voudrais avoir totalement relations sexuelles avec vous, mon caractère et le vrai moi ». quand tout ce qu'il veut vraiment faire baiser est une autre de 16 ans dans son dressing. Comme sérieusement imaginer avoir à être Arnold et pas seulement assis dans cette chaise tout Jamie Lee Curtis arbore son corps dégoûtant en face de vous, l'éclairage favorable cachant à peine ses vergetures et la peau tannée, et rester là, prise après prise, heure après heure , tandis que la danse elle perfectionne. Ayant non seulement de tolérer son putain de visage monstrueux mais son attitude hautaine comme tout le monde sur le plateau lui dit qu'elle est encore obtenu et DAMN, Jamie Lee Curtis RESSEMBLE * QUE * ?? parce qu'ils ne sont pas ceux qui ont pour y asseoir et regarder son visage mannish putain de gremlin contorsionner dans des types de grimaces que vous ne savez même pas existé avant cette date. Vous avez été rien d'autre qu'un régime alimentaire sain des blondes et des mannequins et les victimes de viol tard présumés baise pour votre carrière ENTIER tout droit sortis de la brousse en Autriche. Vous avez même jamais quoi que ce soit cette putain dégueulasse vu auparavant, et maintenant vous jure que vous pouvez goûter la sueur qui est sortir sur son ventre fossettes comme elle le suce pour tordre il suggestive sur vous, béatement assuré que vous appréciez la possibilité d'obtenir payé pour y asseoir et se vautrer dans son «sculpturale (pour qui est ce qu'elle appelle elle-même)" la beauté, la beauté, elle a travaillé si dur pour avec des entraîneurs personnels dans les mois précédents.
>>62939225
Et puis, le directeur appelle à une autre prise, et vous savez que vous pourriez tuer chaque personne dans cette salle avant la sécurité studio pourrait vous mettre bas, mais vous asseoir là et endurer, parce que tu baises Arnold. Tu ne vas pas perdre votre carrière politique future à ce sujet. Juste supporter. Cachez votre visage et le supporter.
This
moonrise kingdom
>>62932619
Scum (UK, 1979). Unfortunately the video evidence proving it seems to have been removed again...
>>62932687
>white people
>>62939348
>>62932760
>Whoever wrote this was a fucking poet, man. I wish I could hang out with him.
both your anonymous online persona and the real you?
>>62932727
Seriously I googled Roger Eberts review and also checked articles about opinions on the pedo shit within this movie and found nothing, wtf is up with that is everyone just pretending they don't see it or stupid?
Don't start with this projecting shit nigga you got a fucken child in a brah dancing then it goes to this old man's face who's in owe.
>>62932727
This made me uncomfortable, I didn't remember the movie to be that cringey.
Bland, but not that bad.
>>62939396
What an extraordinary thing to say. I have no idea what I was expecting but it certainly wasn't that.
>>62932676
I can't imagine that mate, too disgusting 4 me.
>>62934228
Great movie. Lots of kekolding though.
>>62932727
>>62932852
>yfw Natalie got the role because she imitated Monroe for real in her audition
Imagine being the one in charge of casting
>>62939416
Normies are scared to say anything about pedos because they might be labeled a pedo.
Its like:
>oh such a cute girl
>no, no shes not dancing provocatively
>only a pedophile would think such a cute dance is provocative
>heh heh
Even though its a main theme in the movie
>>62935632
Took this thread long enough.
>>62932619
this one always scares the shit out of me
>>62932687
lost my fucking shit
>>62937495
It was the interspecies rape scene wasn't it.. The thumping, sloshing and her crying.
>>62933964
false
>>62932852
they had sex in the original script
>>62939262
> swn engage in sadomasochistic activity with you
> swn be the fuck of the century with you
> swn murder you just as you cum
> swn get away with it
>>62940897
It's a shame internet porn killed the erotic thriller
