What was the first movie you ever saw that featured boobs?
Pic related. Mine was National Lampoon's Vacation.
I was pretty young. I remember pausing the VHS player, and slowly walking up to the TV, and putting my face extremely close to the titties ont he screen, and staring at them in wonder. For the next few years of my life, seeing any titties in a movie was like fucking Christmas.
I'll never feel that type of youthful masturbatory magic again.
That movie with the guy from House of Cards and the girl from American Pie. It also had that general from The Patriot
I think it might have been this scene in the George Burns/Charlie Schlatter vehicle 18 Again! I watched it with my family around the time it was released on video and this scene just came out of nowhere.
>>62928801
Starship troopers
>>62928801
What's-her-name in Titanic. It was so nice and so anxiety-inducing since I was with my parents.
remake of invasion of the body snatchers, made me think all women had hideous pancake tits
Caddyshack, here. The tape had a scratch in it from my dad hitting fast forward at the exact point he needed to to get past the sex scene (Smails crying over his wrecked boat).
He'd skip past it when my mom was awake. If she was asleep, he'd let us watch it. When I was home alone, I would pound off to it sometimes. Lacey Underall...mmmmm
caddyshack
i was like 13 maybe and watched it alone. didnt expect the sex scene. i too paused the vcr and got real close. then i literally put my mouth on the screen. felt real dumb for doing that and then continued watching the movie. it was good.
>>62928978
My mother held her hands over my eyes in the movie theater - it was humiliating.
>>62929048
>>62929025
oh shit nigga
>>62929025
>>62929048
>that caddyshackmind
don't blame it on rio for me I think. either that or another demi moore movie
The Mr. Robot prequel. They were okay.
>>62929048
>>62929025
Hivemind
My parents wouldn't let me rent anything R-rated, so when I was at Blockbuster, I switched the American Pie tape with some innocent children's movie.
This is now reminding me of all the movies I would rent that I heard had nudity, and I'd just fast forward to the tits and never watch the actual film.
Hexed
My first ever fap was to Aunt Vera. To this day I have a fetish for incest, assertive girls, and milfs.
I love nude scenes. Yes, we have millions of porn vids at a click of the mouse, but there's something about a few seconds or a minutes worth of nudity in a movie that otherwise has none, by legitimate actresses that would never be in porn.
A toast...to the nude scene
>>62929109
>switching tapes
That reminds me of how I would get vhs porn. My local movie shop had a bargain bin of nature documentaries in shrink wrap. What I would do is take some scotch tape into the store, grab one of those documentaries, and then switch it out with a porno and tape it back up.
I feel bad when some dude rented his porn and got a nature documentary instead, but I was a child with needs.
the pool scene in christmas vacation
I know it doesnt have bare tits but young me still loved it
this shit from tomb raider.
look at it. you can't even see anything. a measly sideboob for a millisecond. but back then, it was fucking INCREDIBLE.
>>62929109
>manhips
FUCKING DROPPED
>>62929222
>rented his porn and got a nature documentary instead
fuck this made me have a giggle m8
>>62929109
my nig
>>62929273
I would be fucking furious.
>>62929258
If you're a man and your hips look like that, you make have Kleinfelter's Syndrome.
>>62929161
oh shit nigger, me too
>>62929222
Kek. I laughed out loud, doesn't happen often when reading something.
Stripes, anyone? The women mud wrestling?
>>62928801
I'm trying to look it up, it was a murder mystery or crime thriller starring Madonna, would have been the late 80s or early 90s.
>>62929357
Body of Evidence?
>>62929048
she was damn fine
Jon Peters blackmailed her into going nude for that scene, too
>>62929222
How in the fuck did you get passed the chained adult section?
>>62929357
Body of Evidence.
Wildthings
>>62929323
>hips narrower than shoulders
>hurr durr that's how women look!
uh, no
>>62928801
Disney's Fantasia. Where the centaur women take baths.
>>62929109
get these fake tits the fuck out of here
>>62929258
Can't unsee now
Thanks, asshole
>>62929373
>get passed
>>62928801
One of the Psycho sequels.
not the first, but i remember fapping to this scene from eurotrip OBSESSIVELY for like a year.
life was so much simpler back then.
>>62929371
More like Caddyfap
>>62929371
"Madonna with meatballs..."
>>62929368
>>62929375
Yup, that's it! My parents took me to see it, I was eight and they kept telling me to cover my eyes.I peeked.
>>62929373
My local video store didn't chain them off, they just shoved them into the back corner of the room.
They were asking for it to happen.
>>62929482
Eurotrip was great fap materialThose tits pressed up against the glass
The first time I remember seeing boobs was probably Hollow Man. There was this and a scene where Mr. HMan broke into a girl's home, watched her undress and then raped her.
Animal House
Belushi looking in the girls window, watching Mary Louise Weller take her bra off. Then she does this thing where she moves her hands into her panties, fuck it was so hot.
>>62929515
What kind of parents take an eight-year-old to an erotic thriller?
>>62929541
And this
>>62929515
Oh damn, you see her bush in that too
>>62929595
her what?
>>62929561
I don't have a good answer for that. I remember on the drive home my father felt the need to explain to me they just put nudity in "for drama". My mother was pissed off.
Years later I took them to see Election based off my impression from the commercials that it was a quirky comedy.
>>62929561
The parents of a future Cambodian Basket Weaving imageboard user.
>>62929628
Her unshaven '80s bush
>>62928967
Same here. First R rated movie that my dad took me to in theaters.
>>62929493
this. gave me a fetish for girls dressed like that. Will haunt me until I fuck a beerhaus girl in Germany.
>>62929493
Ah shit! I was 10 when I saw that scene in a room full of people. Conservative Aunts, Uncles, cousins mom & dad. Shit was cash. I genuiely thought every woman had the exact same size tits for years.
This one.
>>62929854
My 9th grade English teacher tried to fast forward through the nude scene and landed right on it. The whole class cheered. The guys anyway.
>>62928801
dammit pancake tits
Tales From the Crypt presents: Demon Knight.
Thank you, Starz.
>>62929371
>blackmailed
u wot
>>62930081
>>62930092
>cryptmind
>>62930081
goddamn...
First Friday the 13th.
>>62930081
That's not Katey Sagal.
>>62930160
Then I've been living a lie
>watching a family adventure movie with parents
>sat right in the middle of the room, laying on my stomach
>everyone else on the couch behind me
>this happens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfwycQ5e1iY
>sweating profusely, I have to adjust my first ever boner in front of my parents, without taking my eyes off the screen displaying such beauty
>...
>dad laughs
I forgot what it was but it was when I was young the guy was rubbing his face in a woman's tits and I was passing out my family all said it was a good movie.
>>62928801
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qcEe1rS37BI
>>62930333
Oh fuck I just nostalgia'd
"Just One of the Guys" on cable.
Maybe created fetish for tomboys.
And traps
>>62930429
I forgot about that shit. Got damn.
>>62930389
That scene is fucking hot even now.
Good Luck Chuck had a "sex matrix" feature on the DVD and one day I was home alone and it was basically softcore porn.
Starship Troopers
My dad and I watched it together one Sunday afternoon.
He told me, "Son, there are tits in this movie. When the scene comes on, use your judgement and cover your eyes."
Well, my dad inevitably fell asleep in the first 15 minutes.
I didn't cover my eyes during the shower scene. He couldn't stop me.
this thread is so fucking sexist and pathetic
>>62930678
go back to tumbler
>>62930678
go back to tumblr
>>62930678
I'm sure you have enjoyed some movies with dicks dangling around.
>>62930678
its time to chance your bloody tampon
>>62930678
If you were in my sleeping quarters right now I'd oil you up and powerfuck you like the swine you are, you fat pig.
>>62930678
guaranteedreplies.exe
>>62930742
>time to chance your bloody tampon
>>62929854
>>62929935
Fun fact: the lead actress couldn't watch the premier of this movie because it contained nudity, and she was underage. The irony, of course, being that it was her nudity.
>>62930777
Damn, that is a flawless body.
>>62930678
sounds like someone could use a good raping to set her straight.
>>62930212
dat nipple at 32 seconds. YOU JUST KNOW
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Snuck into my brother's room on a "sick day" and watched this
>>62930850
>actually thinking there are women on /tv/
what's the first movie you saw a penis?
>>62931422
Fight Club
>>62931422
Cobb
>>62931422
Eastern promises
>>62931422
Any Given Sunday.
I think there's a scene in a james bond movie where bond + his bond babe have to 'decomtaminate' for some reason, and pass through a big shower looking apparatus.
If I remember correctly, not only do you see boobs there but you also see bush.
Can't remember the name though.
Heaven and earth when I was 7
>>62931586
There are no Bond movies with full on nudity.
>>62931422
Wild things
>>62930333
dat monica belucci in her prime..hnnng
Keanu was awful in it but hilariously so...I fucked a hot goth chick with this movie in the background...one of the hottest memories I have...10/10 background fuck movie
>>62930777
Def a hot scene and the first shaved pussy I had ever seen at the time. chicks always had bush in the Playboys and Penthouse I had access to.
>>62931586
It's Dr. No, this was my first time as well. It's a slight flash.
>>62928937
>18 Again!
I think I saw this as a kid too because the movie was PG.
>>62931780
Look up the scene. She wasn't actually naked.
>>62929242
RIP in Peace
>>62929568
> that time you found that VHS your dad had hid away and wondered why he'd high some ski instruction video
>>62931884
>>62931780
My memory is hazy, but I thought there was for a brief second.
>>62931884
>>62931780
>>62931953
Although there are persistent rumors that Ursula Andress was nude in the shower scene to clean her of radiation, closer inspection reveals that she is wearing a flesh-colored one-piece bathing suit. - IMDB
Damn, well they fooled 13 year old me.
>>62929935
> he was lucky enough to have girls in his 9th grade class
>>62930212
> Baron Munchausen
That was kinda weird... but the whole movie was just weird and my parents didn't have any idea what was going on either.
(Based Terry Gilliam.)
American Pie or something similar too that.
>>62931746
>Def a hot scene and the first shaved pussy I had ever seen at the time
I'm sorry to do this, but that's not a shaved pussy.
She originally had a bare crotch but some producer showed up on set and forced her to wear a flesh-coloured covering.
It disappointed the fuck out of me when I learned this.
>>62929242
This one I remember the most.
I don't think I got the chance to do American Pie on VHS due to it being a rental.
But the sex scene from Raw Justice was my go to when Break was originally called Big Boys.
I use to watch this and the stripper's on the car scene in Used Cars by myself in our family room when my parents weren't home. This was way before I knew about masturbation too.
First ones I can remember seeing were Naomi Watts' in some sort of thriller, I think it was called 21 grams or something, I was 10 years old
>>62929935
you go to david douglas senpai? same thing happened to me
Under seige.
It was one of the few movies my parents bought but never let me watch. I thought it was just for the violence and gore (Which was very, VERY mild), and then this scene happened, and I learned what the hell was going on in my pants
>>62928801
I don't exactly remember my first unexpected female nudity on film as a wee lad, but I once remember I got horny at 11 when we rented The Skateboard Kid and it had a Caged Heat 2 trailer.
It had some nudity and loved how Jewel Shepard had her prison uniform ripped to shreds and was about to be whipped. Sadly when I got the film, there was little nudity still was great.
Also before that, I was suprised Police Academy 1 had nudity in the camp place, when later the rest of the films were more family friendly in a way.
Oh and the sudden nudity on Re-Possesed.
>>62932682
I think this has got to be the first for me too. Or at least most memorable one. I think I was watching with my dad and it happened so suddenly he couldnt fast forward and just decided to let it happen. Good times.
Total Recall
![8858833731_2917be5e4e_m[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eLjHNQg.jpg "8858833731_2917be5e4e_m[1].jpg")
Monique Gabrielle in Bachelor Party. Used to watch it all the time when it came on HBO.
>>62929482
I don't think this was my first but I do know this was the first movie scene to give me a raging 100% boner
I remember that experience like yesterday
>>62932682
My first as well. Made me a boob man for the rest of my life with dem 10/10s. Just perfect tits.
Betsy Russell in Private School. Especially the topless horse riding
>>62930917
>>62928863
you're disgusting
>>62933181
Why?
>tfw can't hear Moving In Stereo without getting a semi
European Vacation. My parents covered my eyes on my initial viewing.
>>62933389
The first time I watched that movie my dad hinted that there might be a scene I'd pause and rewind to watch again. Turns out it was this one
>>62930566
Jesus Christ how old are you?
>>62931422
Superman (1978)
Total Recall, with the chick with 3 tits. Was very confused as a child wondering if that was real or not. I still came though.
Though I didn't see them, When I saw Dude Where's My Car at the age of 7 is when I realized what boobs were and what they were capable of. The ending of it movie was only made it better.
>tfw beat my pubescent dick so much to this
>>62929258
Oh no. How did I never notice that? Well, I mean, I know how. It's more rhetorical.
>>62929349
That. Also, I remember Comedy Central played the Tom Hanks movie Bachelor Party once and during one scene there is a topless gal in the background jumping around that slipped past the censors. I couldn't believe my eyes.
And my dad used to let me rent pretty much whatever I wanted so I'd grab gnarly horror films like the Hellraiser movies, Return of the Living Dead, various Troma movies. It's hard to remember my first exposure to, well, exposure.
porky's. bush and boobs. friends brother let us watch the VHS.
I don't remember first featured boobs, but "Cat People" was the first full frontal when I caught it on cable one day on a pretend sick day or day off or something. Destroyed my dick that day
>>62932018
It seems so silly. Viewers can't tell the difference. If he really wanted to make it less lewd, why not tell her to put undies on? Unless she was uncomfortable with it.
So strange.
>>62934308
Full story here
>When shooting Trash's (Linnea Quigley's) grave stone dance, she initially was completely naked and showed pubic hair, as was more the norm in the early 80's. However, producer Graham Henderson visited the shoot that day, and according to himself and others, threw a fit, yelling at Dan O'Bannon that "You can't show pubic hair on television". Dan sent Linnea away and had her completely shaved, which coincidently, Linnea herself found to be the most embarrassing part of the whole thing. Then they did another shoot, to which Graham Henderson cried out "Oh god it's even worse, you can see everything!". At this point they sent Linnea Quigley over to Bill Munz and William Stout, where they made an alginate crotch piece, resembling the bottom of a g-string and glued it on. According to Linnea, this was a bit of a problem, since every time she had to go to the bathroom, they had to remove it. Because of this, there are no shots of Linnea with a completely naked crotch area.
Nightwatch.
I was a little kid and I probably shouldn't have watched this.
>>62929493
Golden years of PG-13
>>62930429
The best part is how fucking great those tits are. Really drove the point home.
>>62930102
>Cindy Morgan did not want to appear topless in the movie. While director Harold Ramis was amenable to changing the scene, producer Jon Peters asked to talk to her while Ramis had her on the phone. When the call ended, Peters informed Ramis that Morgan would do the topless scene - because Peters had told her she would never work again in Hollywood if she didn't. Morgan recounted in July 2010 that this incident contributed to her not working again (voluntarily) for a long time afterward.
>>62929172
A son is born
>>62934496
>producer gets mad because he can see her pubes
>Dan O'Bannon has her shave her pubes in response
Based Dan. That's fucking hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNuC8y8LOyU
i was quite young and for some reason watching this with my dad and two older brothers. there was a scene when the potion is wearing off and he transforms into a man. he rips open the corset and these tits just deflate. i'll never forget it.
Pretty sure it was Joan Severance in See No Evil,Hear No Evil while watching it with my dad
>>62929222
o i am laffin
>>62934992
>Doesn't want to do a topless scene
>gets told she won't work again if she doesn't
>does topless scene against her will
>doesn't work voluntarily afterwards
Bravo
>>62933389
phoebe cates was such a qt in the 80s. i love watching her letterman interviews: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSIqpSBejBs
>>62928801
The girl in Bachelor Party.
Where my Stargate (1994) niggas at?
>>62929320
take it back & complain, dum dum
>>62934992
Women..................
>>62928801
Heavy Metal
>>62931422
Heavy Metal
>>62935983
What nudity?
>>62936380
there is a shot that is perhaps 5 seconds long where a female is to be sacrificed to a goa'uld. This is in the first stargate movie that came out. The one where O'neill spells his name with one l
>>62936380
Shit, I think it was the series premiere of the TV show, not the movie. It was a scene with a bunch of slave girls. My b
>>62929519
>they were asking for it to happen
Jesus, you sound like you were a little blockbuster rapist
>>62936547
If they didn't want you to have it they shouldn't have made it so easy to get.
>>62936596
Did you want to know more?
>>62932682
Me too. Then comes the eventual horrifying realization that all tits aren't this amazing.
It was on the end of a VHS of recorded simpsons episodes that my father had. I didn't know what the hell I was watching.
>>62928801
Evil dead. 70s Zombie tits. Too young to fap. I was like 5
>>62934496
>and glued it on
These are the behind the scenes special features I want. How humiliating it must have been. What position do you assume to get that pussy glued?
>>62936702
Wait zombie tits? I only remember a single one during the tree rape scene.
>>62936765
>get told your vagina is disgusting
>have to shave your pubes
>get told it looks even worse
>forced to spread your legs in front of a SFX team so they can cover it up
>have to redo the process every time you need the bathroom
>spend 90% of screen time virtually naked in the freezing rain
>all this for a low budget zombie b-movie
>still call it "a fun shoot" decades later
Linnea's such a trooper
>>62929935
Did you go to school in WV? Because that happened to me in my 9th grade class.
>>62930081
W-which episode? I've got three different seasons of the show.
Some shitty vampire flick with Alyssa Milano.
>>62937473
It was awkward AF because it was with family too.
Guys remember new BLACKED scene is out today.
>>62929559
I think the scene in the parking lot at the road house is slightly sexier.
>>62931669
You're wrong.
There's a brief moment in the film The Spy Who Loved Me where you can see Barbara Bach taking a shower. It's very brief, but she is totally nude. Ringo Starr was a lucky man.
>>62936671
>Then comes the eventual horrifying realization that all tits aren't this amazing.
Why, God?
>>62936224
Jamie Lee Curtis had the best rack in the movie.
>>62936690
Which breast is the fake one?
>>62938857
I hope you get bored of posting this stupid pic eventually, it's really not funny or clever
>>62929935
my teacher didnt give a shit and we were in special ed,she just told us there would be nudity.
>>62936352
This and Heavy Metal 2000
>>62930606
This. It was Starship Troopers for me too.
>mfw the shower scene and the tent scene
>>62936352
This film still gives me a lot of feelings.
I wonder if that bram stokers scene where that chick and the gorilla boned created any furrys.
>>62928801
Do you think that in centuries from now people will laugh at us for making such a big deal out of female breast ?
In my case i think it was Bram Stoker's Dracula, picture very related.
>You will never get the life drained out of you by these semen demons
>>62928801
I didn't even know the name of the film. Had to go through Hogan's IMDB page just to find it.
>>62941427
>not posting superior Van Helsing version
>>62933708
You sick bastard
