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New SNL with Matthew McConaughey and Adele in about an hour, get in here.
I only watch SNL for Trump
>>62928600
snl is complete shit now
no thanks, ill be watching batman reruns
Alright alright alright
>>62928702
Last week with Elizabeth Banks was pretty good.
>>62928702
I like live tv, cause it usually sucks
>ANOTHER straight cisgendered white male
omg like can we not? And the next episodes are Ryan Gosling and Chris Hemsworth. I just can't.
>>62928822
Damn I fucked up, they wouldn't say 'omg'
Or would they?
>>62928600
when did Adele got hot?
You people still watch this bullshit, lol.
I was wondering when Adele would be on.
>>62928726
it's not even about the guests, I used to watch every weekend without knowing who some of them were.
it's about the cast, fuckdamn the cast is a fucking joke
>>62928702
Haha yeah I wish it was like the good old days!
HELLO FROM THE OUTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
>>62928866
>hot
Standards, anon.
Standards.
>>62928600
who do you think will leave the cast next and when will it be?
>>62929066
HIGH TEST, kill yourself low test beat c uck
>>62929228
what a bag of dicks
that lesbo in the middle though, diamonds
how long til this shit starts?
>>62929456
Half an hour
>I wish it was like it used to be
Said everyone for the last 35 years.
i just want to see bayer
stream?
Heh. More like A-whale. Heh.
>>62929741
it got downhill pretty fast once tina, hader and all of them left
>>62929987
just turn on your goddamn tv to nbc
I'm looking to smoke a bowl and get comfy. Should I watch SNL?
UPCOMING EPISODES
11/28: No new episode
12/5: Ryan Gosling
12/12: Chris Hemsworth
12/19: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (first SNL co-hosts since 2004)
drunk uncle got cleaned up
First for high school chicks
>>62929228
so many dindus
>>62929918
She's so underrated tbqh
>>62930210
If you like shitposting with your /tv/ brehs and watching qt actresses then yea, do it
Schultz, talk about a Jew meme
DUDE REPUBLICANS LMAO
>>62930218
>12/19: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (first SNL co-hosts since 2004)
Oh shit.
O FUCKING K. THERE IS PLENTY OF HEADS UP. PLEASE SCREENCAP THE CORRECTIONS AT THE END. PLEASE GOD.
>lmao republicans
>way overdoing it
>barely any laughs
This show is lucky to still have McKinnon, I swear.
vanessa with that obvious cue card reading
>>62930248
Will there be any since it's the opening?
jay pharaoh conformed for the only black cast member that's actually worth a damn
aww man
the fact checks are usually the funniest part of the skit
Wheres rust?
>>62930268
Welp guess not.
>>62930218
ill see you guys on the 5th to see the human bean being autistic
has he been on before?
>>62930231
shes annoying and has rat teeth
NO LIST BOO
>no corrected facts joke list
Lazy writers
doesn't Darrel Hammond do the voice over now? Goddamn put some effort into it, he just mumbles his way through I cant even hear it
>>62930223
A L R I G H T
L
R
I
G
H
A L R I G H T
>>62930317
It's almost always the best part of that sketch.
>>62930323
Doesn't sound like him tonight. I could be wrong.
okay okay okay
>That beer belly
>>62928600
hey could you explain to me what exactly snl is?
i've read a lot of stories about comedians getting their start in snl but also there are a lot of celebrities there. what exactly is the concept of this show?
>>62930309
You're annoying and have rat teeth
Adele is HT af I would cram my dick so far uha
boring story time... zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>62930361
Looks cute
>>62930369
sketch comedy show
>>62930374
Be happy it's not another singing monologue
Hm, Family Guy's impersonation of him is pretty spot on.
I GET OLDER THEY STAY THE SAME AGE. hes still got it FLAT CIRCLE
>>62930374
you people can't be satisfied
>musical monologues suck
>stand-up comedy sets suck
>anecdotes suck
what the fuck do you want from a monologue?
hard mode: don't tell me what you DON'T want, tell me what you DO want
>>62930369
goggle it you third world country scum
holy shit that suit
triggered
>>62930402
I hope they have some true detective sketches
Streams?
>>62930374
he tells great stories but theyre always just a tiny bit wordy
Pretty sure I've heard him tell this story before
>>62930422
>what the fuck do you want from a monologue?
comedy
>no singing monologue
that's new and Im already satisfied
>bf
THANKS JEWS
Lel
>>62930440
He has told it before on Fresh Air at least, probably other shows too.
>>62930447
sorry but you're going to have to be more specific and not a cynical faggot
this is a really bad sketch
are the dumb women doing another music sketch?
>>62930369
It's a sketch comedy show created by a canuck, Lorne Michaels, in the late 70s. The show gets a cast of some comedians who give their time to the show, and every week, a guest comes and hosts the show. A general cast lasts about 5-10 years, and then they move on to TV/movie/whatever.
Do you think Cecily dates blanks?
man adeles a pretty good actor in this sketch
kate and mm OTP
>Hello is it me you're looking for?
>>62930476
Its so true, though. My mom is OBSESSED with this song.
She's not even that good of a singer. Those crackers are getting wound up over nothing.
this sketch sucks
>>62930463
>>62930440
yeap. And kimmel
Is this a commedy show?
>>62928822
i can't even right now
literally having a _______
>the whole sketch is an advertisement for an album
>>62930500
I knew it existed, but I managed to avoid it until now.
boo, not in the same time zone
>>62930521
theoretically, yes
of course they dont show any elitist liberal retards as an example of annoying family
WHEN THE SKYFALLLLLLS
I can't listen to adele because I cry at every fucking song.
can't wait to hear her tonight.
>>62930500
Well, look who decided to drop in. You said about watching with your mom? Come on, how old are you?
matty you're so cute it's just not fair
>>62930513
Nah, the "why do your friends rial up the police" line was funny
That sketch was awful
>people lip syncing XDXDXDXD lol don't you just love Adele lmao relatable boy thanksgiving can get AWKWARD right?
Why do black commercials have black announcers?
>>62930536
WHEN THE PIE FALLS
COOKIE CRUMBLES
THE FRIES WILL STAND TALL
WE'LL EAT THEM ALLLLLLL TOGETHER!
wait so that was the new adele song. winehouse rollin in her grave right now. she used to be a ripoff, what is this new shit. fat power ballads?
>>62930369
live sketch comedy show that's been on since the 1970s. Lots of actors, writers and comedians get a start there because its sort of like a boot camp with a lot of recognition
>>62930557
Winehouse didn't die, Adele ate her.
>>62930536
Moonpie raker
Goldenfry
>>62930552
white announcers be raycis
>>62930557
Winehouse rollin' in the deep.
They already did a lip-syncing to Adele skit.
sometimes i wonder why half the people in these threads actually watch the show
>REEEEEEE BANKS THE MOVIE
it looks so bad.
>>62928845
Next time replace it with an "ugh".
>band sketch
"Wrote a song about it..."
>>62930402
Did anyone else quit watching True Detective after 3 episodes?
I want Kyle Mooney to die
what year did SNL officially become irrelevant?
>>62930440
Even if he's told it before at least it's something different from the lame overly self referential jokes and songs usual written for them
DIDN'T THIS DO THIS HORRIBLE SKETCH WITH TRUMP?
IT WAS A DISASTER WAHT THE FUCK
>>62930591
so do we
>>62930590
>that Nasim picture in the bottom left
hmmmm...
>all these black people
>the city of snl
God, Mooney sucks
>>62930633
SNL will never be irrelevant, the only question is how mad that makes you
>>62930633
probably when will ferrel left
>>62930632
I used to think you were annoying but I'm starting to agree with you
FUCK KYLE MOONEY
>>62930591 drunk and can't drive. plus no friends.
>dude white people problems LMAO
His name is actually Jamal.
Is this top-tier meming?
>#whitepeopleproblems: the sketch
by the way, what is Matty promoting?
>>62930632
>>62930648
>>62930658
I AM VERY GLAD THAT I AM FINALLY RECRUITING PEOPLE TO MY "KYLE MOONEY SHOULD BE UNEMPLOYED OR DEAD" CAUSE
IT IS A JUST AND RIGHTEOUS CAUSE
I am black? Ahhhh, shieeet
>>62930683
theres a new tranny oscarbait movie with eddie redmayne
Well, that sucked.
>kyle mooney ruins this sketch
Yet again
fuck you kyle mooney
>Leon Bridges
literally fucking who
>>62930683
Interstellar
Damn, is that jizzele?
>>62930640
This is nothing like that sketch other there being a band
>>62930633
id honestly argue this generations, past ones could be hit and miss but this one tries way to hard to connect with kids and social media and looses focus on putting together a proper sketch
Do you faggots still seriously watch this garbage?
>goose gets on stage
>stands there for 3 minutes
>...I host
>nightcall starts playing
>>62930710
This.
Should have given those lines to Jay.
>>62930683
Sea of Trees? I do want to see it.
>>62930734
Shut the fuck up and get with the shitposting
>>62930712
He's got some good tunes- look him up senpai
The fuck is going on this week? No fact checking in the Fox & Friends sketch, opening is just a story we've all heard before, Adele sketch was okay at best, and the blues one was DOA. Compared to last week this is a disaster so far.
>Leon Bridges
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTrKkqE9p1o
why do they try so hard to push white guilt and dindu nuffins, then completely undermine that and build off of black stereotypes
>>62929228
What's that guy in the top middle
like what is he
>>62930712
He's actually super talented
are my teeth not long enough? can you get teeth extensions?
>>62930729
Colin Jost becoming the head writer is when they reached new lows with that. I know he isn't the head writer anymore but apparently the new ones do the same shit
>>62930782
because they insult everyone despite beliefs otherwise
Clearly its the first guy.
holy shit this sketch bombing already
>>62930729
this.
comedy feels too tryhard and their writing is utter shit
man adeles so talented they keep using in her sketches
>no Mooney in this skit
It is great already
>>62929228
Probably bobby. He seems to have a lot going on outside of snl.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE /TV/?
prove you're not a plastic man
We need some true detective MEME in this thread
>I just came here for my files, Marty
>Cecily's thighs hiding behind that podium
>>62930782
It's less pushing an agenda and more shitty, unoriginal writing
i think this sketch is actually funny
I too like milk.
>some one wrote this sketch
>some one signed off on this sketch
>people agreed to be in this sketch
>some one put this sketch on the air
>people are watching this sketch
wheres the humor
> like a real sunglasses guy
who me?
THIS IS SO BAD
WHEN DO WE GET LARRY DAVID BACK DOING HIS WACKY IMPRESSION
GOD FUCK THIS KYLE MOONEY AWKWARD TIER COMEDY
>>62930865
Good premise
i just want him to say MURPH. just once
Smith Comma John
Does he have a chubby?
Is Matty fat for a movie role again?
can we gif his dance?
he looks and sounds like an autistic kid
HOW INCONSIDERATE
This is okay it's kinda like a less funny version of that grow a guy sketch from late last season
AUDITIONS
OMG
FUCKING JJ
its Jew Jew Abraham
J J
J
SUDDENLY ABRHAMS OUT OF NOWHERE
JEW!
>>62930873
obviously you're not a real sunglasses guy
this is a dumpster fire
DAISY
These screen actor audition sketches are lazy but I'm a sucker for them
Hader's Alan Alda used to fucking kill me
John Mayer isn't still a thing... right?
RIBBIT
based emma
man super mainstream impressions, who?
oh fuck there are real celebs here
That was actually Emma Stone, right?
OH SHIT REAL EMMA OUT OF NOWHERE
so that black guy that you guys all hate is british?
KEK GEORGE
BASED EMMA
Damn that's a good Boyega impression, Jay pharoah is great
can we get george lucas doing drunk uncle, screencap this
IT'S MICHEAL BUBBLE AND THE HAMM MAN
Why the fuck would they put Michael Buble in this sketch
Fuck Jon Hamm in star wars would be fucking killer
BASED HAMM
Wow, lotta cameos.
>all these cameos
THANK YOU BASED HAMM
Is Hamm living in SNL?
PERFECT klingon
I love Jon Hamm.
No homo.
JON HAMM
>>62930976
Bubble got daisy wet there.
Who's Daisy Whatever?
they should have ended that fake man sketch by saying the guy was retarded and it was the other ones that were fake
#HAMMFORHAN
John Boyega is honestly /tv/ as fuck
reference humour!
>Leslie as Worf
Wow, easily her most apt impression
>>62929228
obviously not kenan
>>62930982
Sure, for JJ. Who's gonna say "no, I'm busy."
>2015
>not eating john hamm's john ham
>mfw hamm solo
>Leslie Jones closes a sketch by being irate about something
Such range
>>62931002
The literally who new star wars heroine
>>62928600
Anons, you are so fucking gay. Holy shit. Or something along those lines. Meanness for no reason (y)
>>62931003
that would probably offend people
Is Daisy Ridley related to Ridley Scott?
Mmmmm... Eva Longoria...
Daisy is pretty cute, just realzing now
would you have sex with adele?
ADELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE
TIME TO CRY ;_;
George Lucas parts slayed me
a very heavy performance coming up next
>>62931044
No, she's related to Ripley from Alien movies.
It makes sense if you think about it.
who hype for aidy bryants first solo?
>>62931044
I know you're kidding, but her great-uncle was a very famous British playwright
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Ridley
>>62931059
hold it together lad
>>62931055
She looks better in motion than in still pictures.
>>62931044
I thought she was related to Daisy Fuentes?
>>62931056
ick nope
Wow, somehow that was almost entirely bad.
Reminder that the original SNL Stars Wars screen test is still played today
>>62931059
I'm not drunk enough for this!
HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE
what the fuck wrong with her face?
I'm so used to rich evans george lucas, but will sasso's geroge lucas is fucking amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_iSQ65ZDAE
HELLO IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
Hello, eras me tu tas buscando?
>>62931095
>that poor nosejob
she lost weight
>>62931095
no idea
Damn, she's downsized a couple of whale species.
Adele is too young for this song, desu
>>62931095
Nothing, she's a qt
tearing the fuck up senpai
god damn can she sing
>>62931102
>>62931109
America in a nuit shell
who wrote this song? it would be fun to karaoke
Wow Adele's a pretty hot MILF
>look her up on wiki
>she's only 27
oh...
>>62930386
>>62930423
>>62930484
>>62930567
thanks you guys
First time listening to Hello. Why am I fuckin tearing. She's not human
>>62931059
>>62931088
How are there people this normie on /tv/?
did anyone else see the qt3.14 black girl to the right of her in the corner as a backup singer?
Good god my dick
Isn't "the other side" usually a way to say "the afterlife"?
Is this song about a dead chick?
>>62931078
heh that's probably what it is
>>62931163
To be fair she does have a kid now
>>62931163
lol
>>62931163
But she has a child.
"MILF" has nothing to do with age.
A 19 year old could be a MILF.
>>62931173
my /tv/ usage is at an all time low in the last 8 years. that's why im bawling.
following this thread without watching is like listening to a conversation and being blind
I think I can see her throat scar.
>>62931174
A generic skinny black chick gets you hard? Shit, playa get it together
>that goofy face
what a qt
>>62931193
yet, somehow she's thinner
usually women gain weight after a baby
>>62931198
Honestly I pegged her at mid-30's at best
>>62931217
She must've cut back on the fish and chips
>>62931217
I think I read somewhere she lost it for health reasons
siiik neil youngs mom look, her handlers did well. bravo sea world
>>62931217
look at bryce dallas howard when she was fuck huge then look at her in jurassic parks. getting a based chef and paying him to hit proper macros in healthy food that also taste good does that shit to you.
>>62931240
hell anyone can do it. I'm down 80 pounds since early july. eat good, exercise.
>>62931209
>skinny black chick
>generic
Fampai, black chicks are always sloppy. The skinny ones are few and far between. Probably cause it's an indication of a good up bringing.
>>62931225
>I pegged her at mid-30's at best
she could peg me, if you take my meaning
>>62930586
Underrated boast
>>62931230
isn't that why most fat people lose weight?
>>62931240
High test Bryce was best Bryce
15% good joke rate
Cap it
Dammit WU, stop it with the opinion pieces. They don't work.
>>62931240
>look at bryce dallas howard when she was fuck huge
Dayum
>>62931276
no she looked horrible
Why is this show still on the air? Now it just feels like a show made for liberals to get a comfy laugh at.
>full bore political
uuuugghhhhh
Wow I turned on NBC but it was the daily show, I love getting my political commentary from the daily show, it's so balanced and not one sided at all
Che is so much funnier than Jost
Wasn't that an episode of South Park? Cartman buys a theme park and bans everybody
this isnt even weekend update, its just standup
>Singing
STOP
IT
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62931301
Low test betas pls leave
I was hoping for the little Jewish boy but I can live with this.
i don't necessarily disagree with the political sentiment, but they're coming off as preachy.
why not jew kid
>not an actual Disney channel actress
I'm so disappointed.
>>62931323
They both suck and need to be replaced
Yup, thats a churned-out Disney star alright.
Bring back Jacob
is this the seder boy? same girl?
Didn't she do a recurring sketch with this exact character a few seasons ago?
>Vanessa as a 12 yo
fuck
>this Vanessa
kawaii as fuck :3
Bring back Jacob
DUE TO AIDS
>>62931274
Some could also be paid by a reality show.
This is great, Bayer is killing it.
>>62931348
she just looks fat
New bread when?
>>62931376
that reminds me of dreams of sometimes have
fuck the aids thing got me
WEOW
>cats are like other cats
wow great study
The show died a long time ago. It got some life when Fred, Kristen, Bill and Jason Sudeikis came along but now it's just mundane.
>that one guy booing
lel he won't make it to the next commercial break
>those boos
amazing
That Jared joke was great.
>dude adlibbing LMFO
>>62931465
Norm-like
who /sp/ here?
THE BANTZ BTFO
>arm skin used to make a penis
Theres a masturbation joke in there somewhere...
Based Kenan
Kenans accent ain't thick enough.
>Good luck, Colin
>>62931491
/bigpappi/ here
>Weekend Update actually funny
what the fuck is happening?
Btw this show spawned that cancerous creature Jimmy "oh wow so awesome" Fallon
>>62931457
>>62931463
so that's what they do then, just kick them out of they boo? No wonder there no laughter, the studios mostly empty
I heard on fresh air Michael Che went to art school. He's as black as Colin Jost
>>62931491
Me
Fuck Ortiz. Keep that primadonna steroid-abuser out of the HOF please.
He needs to put more exaggeration into Papi's voice.
His real accent is so fucking thick
>>62931491
Is SNL, dare I say it, ded?
>>62931491
haven't been on /sp/ in a month
are these even real foods, they sound delicious
This has actually been a pretty good Weekend Update
How can you fuckers enjoy this?
dude dis is our fookin city lmao
>>62931517
That cancerous creature still gets paid more than most of us do.
how old is kenan? he was in high school on snick and that was 30 years ago at least. never been funny, rarely makes sense
>>62931583
Kenan is great fuck off
Wubbyu wubbyu wubbyu...
>>62931563
>jeans and sneakers while wearing a suit and tie
really Che, are you like 9 years old getting your photo take for school?
>>62931491
if any decent /sp/ was on would not be watching this shit. where my dubs at
>epic rap battles of history
>smosh
>youtubecore infiltrating real life
Baseball been berry berry good to me.
Keep you eye...ON DE BALL
>>62931604
kenan WAS great, but then they took away whattup with that
>>62931583
He's 37, he did All That when he was like 16
>>62931583
Pete and Pete was 49 years ago
>>62931557
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mofongo
So The Wiz looks neat
>tfw black and played the tin man in a school play
I should've been on this tbqh
This overdone show needs some life. They should have Joey Diaz on, at least for a bit. New York loves him.
>>62931629
That's cause Hader and Sudeikis quit.
>>62931665
I just hope they use the movie soundtrack.
>KYLE MOONEY IS IN THE SKETCH
FUCK NO
RUINED
Times are tough if Jennifer Lopez is slumming it on an nbc show. Will still watch for based liotta tho
>>62931634
mfw Keenan has done more in half his life than you've done in yours
Mooney's back!
That Adele song is stuck in my head now. Just sitting here mouthing HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIIDE over and over.
I thought MM was a Friday's waiter for a second.
>>62931665
I can't wait to get high and watch it
I was wondering where the white shaming sketch was tonight
DUDE ACCEPT REFUGEES OR YOU'RE AN IDIOT LMAO
>>62931703
AWGODDAMITTHISGONNASUCK!
Holy fuck this is bad.
>>62931711
so you heard adele and now you want some m&m's? its working YES
People who like this show
>nostalgia babbies
>liberals
No one is laughing.
The Kyle Mooney Curse.
ANOTHER BOMBED SKETCH
BRAVO
This kills the laughter
>>62931740
Just add Mooney
>>62931755
source?
>but am I near my computer
kek, /pol/ in a nutshell
This is absolute garbage..
>>62931528
Boston here, reminding you to keep your dirty feet out of our Harvard Yard. And never forget the best QB. You know who he is, I'm not going to mention his name.
This is bombing
SEE?
SEE?
EVERY TIME KYLE MOONEY IS IN A SKETCH IT IS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN
Can a man kill what is already ded?
Yes, that man is Kyle Mooney.
How the hell are you gonna have Mathew mcconaughey and not have any parodys of his recent roles?
>>62931779
Flutie?
This sketch needs a real sunglasses guy.
I'm really starting to hate these sketches. Not because of any political reasons, but because it's lazy writing. Like damn, get a new topic already.
but that's fucking true, female bone density isn't suited for hard trauma
>>62931711
It's stuck in mine too. I hate it.
Kyle Mooney, the one man who can make a bombed sketch bomb even harder
BLACK LIVES MATTER
yikes
who /HELLOFROMTHEOTHERSIDE/ here?
>>62931807
I think that's why most sensible people don't like them
>>62931811
it's sexist
>>62931804
i don't know why i find that phrase so funny
Is it too early to declare this the worst episode of the season?
>animated Milana
weird dick feelings right now tbhfam
>>62931835
Aw, Clay Milana. Let sp get there eyes on this
STOP MOTION LILY MY DICK!!!!!!
>not beating around the bush just literally telling people that it's not okay to voice conservative opinions
bravo michaels
claymation Milana's tits are too small
>>62931851
This is still miles better than the Trump episode.
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT COMMERCIAL MEAN
CAN I MEET LADY GAGA AT BARNES AND NOBLES???
WHICH ONE?
Did you guys watch that pbs concert with lady gaga and Tony Bennett? It's pretty good
These sketches are utter garbage I find myself only watching SNL to confirm that I could write better than the idiots behind the scene of this idiot sketch.
Is America really that lack of talents so Kyle Mooney is still hired?
HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIDEE
>>62931849
That sketch was awful but that's a fantastic line.
>>62931851
did you see the Trump show?
so, whats stopping some stalker, murderer, crazy fan from bum rushing the stage during the taping? How good is security at studio 8H, Im surprised nobodies ever tried anything
>>62931873
You're not an ultraliberal jewish woman from New York so you don't meet the base requirements
>>62931876
Mooney even got a role in the new Zoolander movie. He's pretty heavily featured in the trailer.
What is it that the big wig Jews see in him that we don't?
I'd chizzum all over Cecily if you know what I mean
>>62931894
Arguably the worst SNL episode ever. >>62928686
is the best moment and it was barely funny.
>>62931907
They probably pat you down before going in or something. 9/11 changed stuff, man.
>>62931801
Brady, nig boy.
Guys, when Andy and Kristen left, was that the end of the show being funny? I miss Andy's lonely island influence on the show. And Kristen, she was and will be the only funny comedic woman on that show.
>>62931869
lol looks who hates trump
>>62931869
>>62931894
Trump was bad but this has been a trainwreck. That said I do like this Right Side of the Bed sketch.
>>62931889
I MUST HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIIIIIMES
> blonde cecily
Chrisley Knows Best?
>>62931950
the trump episode was terrible
deal with it, conservative faggot
>>62931950
m8 you clearly didn't watch the episode. It was hot garbage.
We need a new thread, this isn't /sp/
>>62931923
You are right. I shouldn't have judged so harshly thanks for putting in my place.
>tfw youre hosting SNL
>its halfway through the show
>you've gotten a total of 4 laughs
>you realize this was a mistake
>you have another half of the show to suck up, put on a brave face, make a fool of yourself on live television and not even enjoy it
clock ticking down. no flat circle sketch yet. eyes on the prize, come on shit writers. knock the big obvious grapefruit outta the park.
Ben Carson sketches are pretty funny
>>62929228
I wish it would be Michael Che or Leslie Jones, and I wish it will be before the next episode.
i dont understand what this sketch is trying to accomplish
>>62931936
that's still a few decades before 9/11 though that something could have happened
>>62931968
We're not to 500 yet, relax.
>>62931964
Implying!
>>62931966
I know it was terrible this is far worst the audience isn't even nervous laughing anymore.
>>62931957
i can't tell what reaction that's supposed to be. Blonde Cecily is hot as shit.
what in the actual fuck
turn down a comic book movie but does this?
Here's how you know the snl has been shit for awhile now
>no one breaks character out of laughter anymore
>>62931981
One of my favorite Pharoah impressions. It's one of the few where I feel like he's actually playing a character and not just him on stage doing a technically sound impression.
This is like family guy or some shit
>>62931957
I will once again posit what I think happens at the SNL afterparty orgy. I imagine Cecily and Vanessa spread out naked side by side on a bed just taking cock after cock.
I enjoyed Ed Sheeran passing out so abruptly. Got a good laugh out of me.
>>62932007
No we don't need one because there is only 15 minutes of show left.
>>62932012
It's a fuck yes I'm having that face.
>>62931807
>>62931831
pretty much. I hate how you must pick a side politically and theres no wiggle room when you do in this day and age or else you get branded anyway. I hate how they take the same.fucking.genric.jokes and just keep reusing them
>>62930625
Not the first season. It's like the greatest 8 hours in TV history.
>>62932052
Carry on then.
is the wiz a real thing?
That's a pretty good cast they got for The Wiz
Da wiz, y'all
PREP YOUR TISSUES
Have you guys watched any of those live plays? I tried to watch the peter pan one but it was boring as shit
We wuz wizards n shit
>>62929228
Keep: Taran, Cicily, Aidy, Bobby, Kate, Jay, Pete
Go: KYLE, Leslie, Jon, KYLE
Don't care: Colin, Michael, Vanessa, Kenan, Sasheer
IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT LIIIIIVE OH MY GOD I SHOULD JUST END MY LIFE RIGHT NOW
>>62932123
yes
sound of music was good
peter pan was horrible mostly because of christopher walken
How long until Daddario hosts? She's getting pretty big now, and seems funny.
>>62932026
keenan does sometimes, but that's usually because he fucked up
Id still like one like that Debbie downer sketch where everyone loses it and the sketch is ruined
>Adele sings basically the same song a second time
>>62932099
Michael Jackson was in the movie.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wiz
>>62932103
Mary J Blige's acting looks a little wooden.
Adele has been the saving grace of this episode.
SO MUCH MAKEUP
>>62931982
Che is based you faggot. Jones is a fucking caricature stealing sashirfu screen time.
HAHA IM TELLING YA, I WAS CHASING PAVEMENTS
>>62932140
Man that was weird. He looked like a corpse.
She's a real sack of misery, isn't she?
Why the same outfit, Adele?
>>62932143
never
nobody knows who she is
>>62932140
Peter Pan was horrible because no one knew the music.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TASTE MY SHWEDDY BALLS
>>62932140
Which was especially disappointing because Christopher Walken would've been amazing 20 years ago.
>>62932171
Girl needs a Prozac.
>>62932127
>Beck Bennett so forgettable he didn't even make it on the list
man this song is making me so hungry
>>62932143
when that happens we all need to have a communal prayer for a wardrobe malfunction
>>62932171
White women need something to vibe out to as well, I guess
>>62932123
theyre meh, but im a theatre geek so I like them a little more. Peter pan sucked because walken Cleary didn't give a fuck, and the WIZ is just a blacked version of the wizard of oz, so it doesn't have a lot to go on but it should be decent if they do it right. it looks like everyone cares in this one at least
>>62929228
The only people I realistically see them dropping is Pete (when was the last time he was in a sketch?) and maybe Sasheer (they only hired Sasheer to appease tumblr and they have Leslie for that now. She also has no memorable characters it seems). Depending on what impression the new guy makes, he might be gone too. Everyone else seems to have a solid role on the show.
Why is the keyboard so loud?
How many squares does this woman smoke a day?
>>62932140
he dropped an insane amount of lines
>>62932213
Arby's: We have the beats
>>62932103
I'm honestly interested in watching it for that reason alone.
>>62932242
Everyone hates the board at SNL
WE'RE JUST TWO DEPRESSED AND SUICIDAL GUYS
is that house?
One sketch left.
Please don't let it be a digital video...
>>62932272
THIS IS MY LEAST FAVORITE LIE
>>62932240
shame too, I think he;s pretty funny actually. But I can see all that happening
>>62932200
Who is Beck Bennett?
I miss Kristen Wiig ;_; 7
>tfw you live across the street from the amtrak station
>>62932317
Exactly.
is mcconaughey portraying kyle mooney in this sketch?
>>62932321
I miss Nasim
this is gonna be an awkward sketch
>no laughter
>>62932302
this guys was the best. he was the new jew. sandy andberg. snl sucks still. come back mike meyers and dana carvey, you're our only hope
how do they even get people to host anymore?
This is what SNL writers think of "Americans."
is this a deniro thing or...
>>62932302
Pete has a charisma to him that's just naturally funny. The few times he's been in a sketch he's always gotten a laugh out of me. I wish they'd give him a real chance, bi-weekly standup appearances on update aren't helping him.
This is why the US doesn't have a high speed rail network
retards like this
that hand lmao
Damn, Cecily lookin' good in this sketch.
A WILD PETE APPEARS
>>62932302
>>62932338
Yes Nasim also
>>62932377
I saw a documentary that said car companies are responsible for the death of mass transport
the should have done like the super obvious jared fogle meets dazed and confused. or interstellar anything. or shit like just straight up true detective putting cigarettes out on his arm and literally write any words. shit writers.
STRONG FINISH
Mccounaughey did a good job this show, too bad they wasted him on all this terrible writing.
I can't believe how bad this entire episode was.
mcconaughey was weird in this episode
like he was trying too hard or something
if that's a thing
>>62932438
Yeah I feel sorry for him
>>62932445
He took it seriously, poor bastard.
>>62932438
And Mooney
>>62932422
They should have done True Detective in space.
Anyone watching "Class of 1984" on TCM later tonight?
>>62932419
they mostly were responsible for the dismantling of streetcar lines in US cities
Hm, WU was the high point of the show.
Thats a rare occurrence these days.
>thank YOU, just keep on living
>>62932302
I don't know whether to feel envy or pity for him
>drops out of college to pursue dream
>actually makes it to SNL at 20 years old
>meets all kinds of famous people, makes connections and furthers his career when most kids his age only dream of it
but
>used a lot at first, now not so much
>chance he wont come back after this season
>no education to fall back on
>now what
meh episode
sucks cause matthew seemed really enthusiastic
>1st look is on
>it's not hosted by audrina
WHAT THE FUCK
>>62932491
>larry david
>>62932489
I think Che and Jost are doing a damn good job this season after a shaky first year. I already like them better than Seth Myers or Jost/Cecily.
>>62932499
but hes actually funny. so he'll be fine. plus his parents are prolly rich. plus evacuating a sinking shitship is like a pretty good pussycrunch story
>>62932502
Matthew always puts his heart into everything. Even those fucking car commercials.
>>62932467
Yeah, I might if I don't fall asleep
SNL missed out on Eric Andre. He could have been good on the show. BIRD UP
Savage Sisters on the Bounce network
70s exploitation-licious
>>62932605
Did he audition?
>>62932510
Lucky nigga, you live in NYC?
I get this man who thinks he's cool but is actually a religious man with a religious-centric show where I live.
>>62932618
I don't understand ironically enjoying shitty 70's movies.
>>62932668
I get Castle reruns. I can't believe this show has been on so long.
>>62932668
no i'm in maryland i always get first look
>>62932817
Whoops, looks like I have 1st look, at 2:30 in the fucking morning. Fucking land of Harvard and Brady. I thought only big metro areas get it.
I'm gonna see good SNL cast members and watch Trapped in Paradise on HBO GO before I go to sleep.
