Is this accurate for current /tv/?
I thought the right side nailed it, but the left didn't quite make the mark. I've touched it up a bit, feel free to rebuff.
the one thing that both have in common is that they love being keked by big black cock
>>62926242
nope
>>62926522
Much more accurate.
Anyone that cares about movies as anything more than a decent way to kill an hour or two is either working in the industry or a fucking retard.
>>62926632
I used to be huge into arthouse but I spend more time on literature these days, and I can tell you now that this confirmation bias stems from insecurity on your part.
It's a very transparent play at self-assurance.
>>62926242
> too busy doing console wars
That shit always makes me laugh
>>62927487
Nah, you're just a massive faggot.
>>62926632
you sound very sad.
>>62927513
Whats wrong with homosexuality? You're not actually the kid on the right are you?
>>62926522
This post is correct
>>62927487
>I'm super into arthouse, so I can tell you that your post insulting me is biased, while I am objective and correct
This is an autistic thing to post, friend.
The idea that getting into movies that almost no one you meet will like makes you more likely to be social is very dumb.
>>62926522
Which one are you though
>>62926522
/thread
>>62926242
I'm more left but I like Chris Nolan, fuck your pigeonholing.
>>62926522
Accurate except I don't listen to /mu/core junk and look more like the picture on the right than left
>>62926242
>tfw actually the left
>tfw im such a dirty fucking hipster
You forgot I can cook well...
why would someone who cares about art be into fashion? someone with a passion or art shouldn't be so materialistic. of course you're just a narcissistic douche who probably can't stop posting 9x9s and last.fm links on /mu/ because you need others to validate your taste
>skinny
yeah, skinnyfat, you emasculated loser.
indie rock is fucking shit as well.
>>62926522
almost perfect just make this guy the pic on the left
>>62927487
8/10
artful stuff
True patricians watch and enjoy bits of everything. People who only watch one or the other are the real plebs.
>>62929527
What are some patrician films you've recently watched? name 10
>>62929551
what kind of question is this
youre not really buying the 'patrician' meme are you
>>62929615
>afraid to be judged
lmao put your trip back on
>>62929551
Love and Mercy
Harakiri
Seven Samurai
Throne of Blood
Ran
It's Such a Beautiful Day
Jiro Dreams of Sushi
Calvary
>>62929672
The patrician thing is a meme though. No matter what you say you like, it'll be mocked and called pleb.
>>62929705
So a /tv/ "patrician" then
>>62929705
weeb faggot, watch Hamlet
>>62929795
Read the whole conversation, dumb ass.
>>62929813
Ran is King Lear and Throne of Blood is Macbeth. Not Hamlet.
>>62929890
I know that fagtron, but if you want the real Shakespeare experience watch Kenneth Branagh's four hour long Hamlet adaption.
>>62929937
I saw it in theater.
>>62929962
Keep going. Stop when you get to here >>62929527
>>62926522
/film/ when
>>62929983
Once again
A /tv/ "patrician"
>>62926242
>tfw most stuff from first column
>have a small group of friends but a massive sea of aquaintences
>don't care too much about philosophy
>virgin and my romantic life is just me falling face first in the mud
how do I git gud, /tv/?
should I just drive to random college campuses on the weekends and crash parties to brute force my way to becoming a womanizing slut?
>>62926242
add crime drama to the child on the right too
>>62926522
Pretty good.
>>62930041
Yeah, patrician as fuck.
>>62929551
Rubin & Ed
Taxi Driver
Princess Mononoke
Magical Mystery Tour
A Clockwork Orange
Terror Toons
Adventures of Baron Munchausen
The Bicycle Thieves
The Star Wars Holiday Special
Drive
>>62926522
Lol why are some people getting triggered by this? Are there really /tv/ posters who like to think of themselves as socialable? Especially ones so autistically obsessed with movies that they make sure to only like the most "patrician" directors?
>>62930155
hahhaahhaa...i have a 'friend' that has a framed Die Hard 4 poster up on his living room.
left : /film/
right : /tv/
>>62930200
>The Star Wars Holiday Special
>>62929193
Why are you making fun of him?
>>62930208
At least /mu/tants can admit that being obsessed with having obscure refined taste is antisocial. /tv/ somehow conflates normie and autistic.
>>62930266
>>62930200
>Star Wars Holiday Special
Fuck this bait. Here's your (You).
>>62926522
Perfect
>>62926522
wait
which do all the guys agreeing with this fall under?
>>62926632
why post here at all if you believe that? why are you and 90% of this board so fucking determined to be nothing but casuals?
>>62930337
Yeah you're right, it's Kubrick level of framing. Just look at that composition, it's so breathless.
>>62930337
the fuck
>>62930902
left. I went on a 30-minute tangent today about how incredible it was herzog actually moved the 320 ton ship in fitzcarraldo and no one around me cared at all but I just couldn't stop talking. also I kept doing that thing where you're gradually raising your volume without really realizing and I was basically shouting towards the end
>>62930337
did anyone else want to loot that fan
>>62930962
Because most of this place is actually made up of the other boards rejects now
that couldn't cut it on X board
>>62926242
>hating on Cameron and classic rock
piss off.
pretty much tbqh
>>62926242
>social smoking
OP I got a life saving video just for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypYGp8iqZj4
>>62931511
Me on the left
>>62931511
>waifu molester not in patrician
>>62926242
No it isnt, youre all a bunch of fucking fagots
>>62931071
It's literally the only thing in the whole picture worth having.
they're both faggots. you gotta exaggerate them more.
learn to 4chan
>>62926242
